They Have Been Found!
Onideus Mad Hatter
JList:
http://www.jlist.com
There was one item that they didn't have any more of in stock, so they
substituted it for another product instead. Said product wasn't ever
actually on their site and turned out to be the most awesomest tasting
snack *EVER*...I mean, fucking *EVER*!
o_O
...fast forward to a few days ago. I uncovered a very old text file
that I had made at the time. Said text file had the names of all the
stuff I got...including the name of the incredibly awesome product!
So, now that I had uncovered the name I went back to the JList site
and e-mailed them about the product and asked if they could carry it.
And they said they yes! They sent me a good picture of it too:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Awesome_-_Ciscos_Soft_Cookies_-_Grilled_Sweet_Potato.jpg
So sometime over the next few days it should be available on the JList
site! They're called Cisco's Soft Cookies and the flavor I had was
called Grilled Sweet Potato. Not sure if they come in other flavors
or not though, but that one was the one I had which was just
incredibly fucking awesome beyond belief!
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§ñühw¤£f
> So, a number of years back I ordered a whole bunch of stuff from
> JList:
> http://www.jlist.com
>
> There was one item that they didn't have any more of in stock, so they
> substituted it for another product instead. Said product wasn't ever
> actually on their site and turned out to be the most awesomest tasting
> snack *EVER*...I mean, fucking *EVER*!
>
> o_O
>
> ...fast forward to a few days ago. I uncovered a very old text file
> that I had made at the time. Said text file had the names of all the
> stuff I got...including the name of the incredibly awesome product!
>
> So, now that I had uncovered the name I went back to the JList site
> and e-mailed them about the product and asked if they could carry it.
> And they said they yes! They sent me a good picture of it too:
> : http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Awesome_-_Ciscos_Soft_Cookies_-_Grilled_Sweet_Potato.jpg
>
> So sometime over the next few days it should be available on the JList
> site! They're called Cisco's Soft Cookies and the flavor I had was
> called Grilled Sweet Potato. Not sure if they come in other flavors
> or not though, but that one was the one I had which was just
> incredibly fucking awesome beyond belief!
>
That food addiction of yours will make ye a type II diabetic in no time,
D00fus.
Word.
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Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>That food addiction of yours will make ye a type II diabetic in no time,
>D00fus.
>
>Word.
Only gluttonous pigs like you need to worry about that...er, oh yeah,
guess you already got it, huh? LOL, sucks to be you! ^__^
Sarah Ehrett
news:cpj8g5lq49d219n19...@4ax.com...
Who cares about that Matthew.
I've got nice juicy poony that is begging for some cock. I know you're a
virgin so I'm offering my snatch for your first boink. Ask Lamey, I'm nice
and tight.
Can we get together if I meet you at WallMart?
Bruisende Bergbeek
"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> schreef in bericht
news:cpj8g5lq49d219n19...@4ax.com...
> So, a number of years back I ordered a whole bunch of stuff from
> JList:
> http://www.jlist.com
>
> There was one item that they didn't have any more of in stock, so they
> substituted it for another product instead. Said product wasn't ever
> actually on their site and turned out to be the most awesomest tasting
> snack *EVER*...I mean, fucking *EVER*!
>
> o_O
>
> ...fast forward to a few days ago. I uncovered a very old text file
> that I had made at the time. Said text file had the names of all the
> stuff I got...including the name of the incredibly awesome product!
>
> So, now that I had uncovered the name I went back to the JList site
> and e-mailed them about the product and asked if they could carry it.
> And they said they yes! They sent me a good picture of it too:
> :
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Awesome_-_Ciscos_Soft_Cookies_-_Grilled_Sweet_Potato.jpg
>
> So sometime over the next few days it should be available on the JList
> site! They're called Cisco's Soft Cookies and the flavor I had was
> called Grilled Sweet Potato.
No they are not called that, I asked a China man to translate it
"Cookies for stupid foreigners, made from rabbitdung." (just like the
cigarettes)
Onideus Mad Hatter
LOL, looks like he was making fun of you, Stupid...seeing as how it's
Japanese, not Chinese, ya fuckin retard.
"The Great One"
"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message news:oou8g5l471okbt263...@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:56:06 -0700, §ñühw¤£f <snuh...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> >That food addiction of yours will make ye a type II diabetic in no time,
> >D00fus.
> >
> >Word.
>
> Only gluttonous pigs like you need to worry about that...er, oh yeah,
> guess you already got it, huh? LOL, sucks to be you! ^__^
> --
> Onideus Mad Hatter
Palin's Posse will smoke the ignert fucker the next time he steps outside in his Wolfus-Puss constume !!
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John C.
Sarah Ehrett
"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:oou8g5l471okbt263...@4ax.com...
> wrote:
>
>>That food addiction of yours will make ye a type II diabetic in no time,
>>D00fus.
>>
>>Word.
>
> Only gluttonous pigs like you need to worry about that...er, oh yeah,
> guess you already got it, huh? LOL, sucks to be you! ^__^
I think you're a fat pig Matthew
Judging from the pitchers of you.
You look sort of like you have retardation.
YUCKY!
Sarah Ehrett
>"Cookies for stupid foreigners, made from rabbitdung." >
Mad Hatter is a rabbitdung cookie.
Onideus Mad Hatter
It's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate, retarded
five year old with Tourrets...oh, yeah...I guess "she" is! LOL
Onideus Mad Hatter
<<nine...@cock.net>> wrote:
>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:oou8g5l471okbt263...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:56:06 -0700, ?? <snuh...@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>That food addiction of yours will make ye a type II diabetic in no time,
>>>D00fus.
>>>
>>>Word.
>>
>> Only gluttonous pigs like you need to worry about that...er, oh yeah,
>> guess you already got it, huh? LOL, sucks to be you! ^__^
>
>
>I think you're a fat pig Matthew
>Judging from the pitchers of you.
>You look sort of like you have retardation.
>
>YUCKY!
You sort of sound retarded...are you doing that on purpose or is it
coming naturally for you?
Mad as a Box of Frogs
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steaming pile of news:oou8g5l471okbt263...@4ax.com:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:56:06 -0700, ���hw��f <snuh...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>That food addiction of yours will make ye a type II diabetic in no
>>time, D00fus.
>>
>>Word.
>
> Only gluttonous pigs like you need to worry about that...er, oh
> yeah, guess you already got it, huh? LOL, sucks to be you! ^__^
>
<shrugs>
People often fail to heed warnings simply because they dont like the
source.
Find out for yourself if you want.
^_^
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news:3a0h6n.5...@news.alt.net:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:53:46 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <use...@backwater-productions.net>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:46:33 -0500, "Sarah Ehrett"
>><<nine...@cock.net>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>message news:ch69g519fuk14kjb7...@4ax.com...
>>>>"Cookies for stupid foreigners, made from rabbitdung." >
>>>
>>>Mad Hatter is a rabbitdung cookie.
>>
>>It's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate,
>>retarded five year old with Tourrets...oh, yeah...I guess "she" is!
>>LOL
>
> My guess is Sarah is a blunt trauma patient they've allowed to
> rehabilitate via Usenet after waking from a 6 month coma.
>
Great, she'll fit right in with our little coffie klatch.
Sarah Ehrett
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
:>On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:46:33 -0500, "Sarah Ehrett"
:><<nine...@cock.net>> wrote:
:>
:>>
:>>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
:>>news:ch69g519fuk14kjb7...@4ax.com...
:>>>"Cookies for stupid foreigners, made from rabbitdung." >
:>>
:>>Mad Hatter is a rabbitdung cookie.
:>
:>It's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate, retarded
:>five year old with Tourrets...oh, yeah...I guess "she" is! LOL
You and SockSarahCocknet appear to have graduated from the same school
of spelling & (f)laming. Imagine the guffaws heard while reading
this your accusation of someone being "semi-illiterate" only to find
you misspelled a word in the same sentence.
Oh and FFS tell SockSarahCocknet to start using a spell checker, you
pathetic pair of tedious cunts.
LOL.
:> --
:>
Sister Sofonda Cox
>
> >"Onideus Mad Hatter" <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> >news:ch69g519fuk14kjb7...@4ax.com...
> >>"Cookies for stupid foreigners, made from rabbitdung." >
>
> >Mad Hatter is a rabbitdung cookie.
>
> It's like I'm being verbally assaulted by a semi-illiterate, retarded
> five year old with Tourrets...oh, yeah...I guess "she" is! LOL
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
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productions.net> wrote:
usual blowhard shit.....
Ok Diaperboi, since you wimped out last week and failed to show us
your "programmer tactics" or any other iota of sanity..... I'm calling
you fat leftover worn out piece of dog ddidlin' nonsense.
Now probe my ports or I'll fly down to Wala Wala and bitchslap the
entire town with posters of hippy_1.jpg.
No....?
*nods*
thought not blowhard.
Now hang on, I'll be right back. I'm just hopping a flight to the
Ukraine and I'll be back in 5 minutes to bitchslap your "tactics"
again.
muah
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Bruisende Bergbeek
Well it was a Chinaman who can read japanese, you fuckwit.
I don`t have japanese around me here. oh yes, he said he forgot to tell
me the small print, it said "Cookies for stupid foreigners, made from
rabbitdung.
enriched with ratdroppings" That is the correct one.
Onideus Mad Hatter
<bruis...@rgbe.ek> wrote:
>Well it wa<WHACK>
Bored now.
Bruisende Bergbeek
Yep when somebody is smarter then you, it isn`t so funny ey.
Onideus Mad Hatter
<bruis...@rgbe.ek> wrote:
If you think you're so smart, why aren't you rich and successful,
Pudgy?
Bruisende Bergbeek
Who says I am not?
Onideus Mad Hatter
<bruis...@rgbe.ek> wrote:
>Who sa<WHACK>
That was a rhetorical question, Downs.
Onideus Mad Hatter
<Iblowhomos@Mad as a Box of Frogs.fag> wrote:
>I'm a fat pig Matthew
>And I look sort of like I have retardation.
YUCKY!
Bruisende Bergbeek
Mine too.