P4 woes? We have you covered! Rom3 woes? Got that too!

[Jaimulator]

That's right folks! Jamie at www.securetron.com has your p4 hack ready
and waiting. For the small fee of $50 USD (we will list currnecy for
Kendogger's sake) the fine folks at Securetron will hack your newly
delivered p4 card and install private proprietary scripts on it for you
that will open all the channels and ppv. If your card has been damaged,
or you have not received a new card for "various" reasons, Securetron
has a large quantity of brand new cards with scripts already installed
waiting to be put into next day air delivery. All they need is your
credit card number and zip code and the card can be in on the way today.
Just ask for Jamie when you call or enter their chat site.

If Dishnetwork is more your flavor then DirectTv don't be concerned.
Securetron still has you covered. Did your Rom3 get hashed by a
combination of a bad blocker and the recent rev change? Just as is the
case with the p4, Securetron has a large number of fresh Rom3's waiting
for your info to be put on them. When making an order for a DN rom3
please make sure to include your zip code, reciever number, and reciever
box keys. And PLEASE triple check these numbers before submitting.
Securetron can not be held resposible for programming incorrect
information to your card.

If you can not, or prefer not to, get this information yourself
Securetron can do it for you for a slightly higher fee. This will of
course disable the same day shipping service as it requires you to ship
your receiver in and Securetron has to perform tasks to it to gain the
information.

If you can not CAN NOT live without your tv, Securetron is offering a
special deal right now. Upon reciept of your credit card information and
a tracking number for the shipment of your current reciever, card, and
remote, Securetron will ship you, next day air, a different reciever
with locks installed, card programmed and ready to go. That's right
folks a true plug and play solution. All this and the great next day air
delivery time for the low price of $750 USD.

We look forward to hearing from you at WWW.SECURETRON.COM

James

[Concerned Net Citizen]

Geesh, what a dipshit. If you are going to post BS, at least get the web
address correct and spell the company name correctly.