On monday mornings in 1995
paulie the witchdoctor
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Pink Floyd
'Speak to Me'
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ok
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hi psychic blog
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its beeen a month now
with th new unicycle
th 36 inch beast
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i'm gettin onboard about
75 % of th time now
on th first attempt
100% today
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i dont think about how big it is anymore
happens fairly quickly
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flight test continues though
it's tried to run away on me at least twice
goin downhill
runaway flywheel
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The Who
'Magic Bus'
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too much magic bus
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more bourbon over here thang
thang;s th left hand
still in rehab and off th drugs
touch wood
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i thank th man fr that
strange as it seems
sittin out my dui suspension
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anyway it means i cn spend more money on
unicycles
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savin fr th nxt one already
a 29 nxt i think or
maybe another 26
i cn cut up
and make another monoshock uni
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when i front th shop
i'll know
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th 36 uni has dominated january
th monoshock didnt get a look in
sorry babe
u'll get ridden hard again
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i've jumped off another gutter on th big beast
heart in th mouth
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Tool
'Hooker With a Penis'
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hmm
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lands hard compared to th monoshock
th big tyre
doesnt really absorb th
bump
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On monday mornings in 1995
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strange blog title
why did i write that
1995
my firstborn son ws born
on a monday early morning
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i'm a terrible father
havent seen im in
seven yrs
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u'll get over it mate
i have
who am i kidding
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i hit th streets on a range of crazy
unicycles and
did much drugs
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recovering ex addict now
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every day
there;s a
hole
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i liked to get stoned out of my mind and
fly
on a uni
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now
th worst thing i do is
get half cut and fly
on bourbon
i cn get to th pub
not to my dealer
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The Hollies
'Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress'
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somethin about a whiskey bottle i think
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writin clues to th song about to play
th lyrics or
gettin th music to make comments at me
its a game
wot say u computer ?
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Robin Ford
'Prison Of Love'
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fair enough
playin with my toy
jenny.exe
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did i imagine
when i bought big wheel
a month ago
that one month in i;d
blithely
jump it off a gutter and
not fear mounting th beast
th first couple of days were daunting
so big
th top of th wheel
above my waist and
everywhere ya ride it
it
grabs attention
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yeah probly
i spose
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it doesnt like broadslides
too heavy
only on wet grass and
in th mud
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i get back
onto a smaller wheel and
th leg muscles have grown a bit
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same feeling as a smaller wheel but
bigger
th flywheel effect mainly
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Insurge
'Political Prisoners -'
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in surge
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it bloody well surges
lean forward and
away we go
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it's friday night in
2008 and
i'm stuck at home
no licence
7 more weeks and
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i cn hit th boardwalk on th big wheel
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Foo Fighters
'Exhausted'
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do th five k
and back
redcliffe boardwalk and
then up to th jetty and back and
exhausted
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takes it out of u
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maybe i'm gettin old
its th lack of drugs
think pot might of been a
performance enhancing drugs
i feel it
climbin off th big wheel
after doin th big big block
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heart rate up and
sore legs and abs
bt
i'm gettin used to it
a ten k ride doesnt really faze me
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only did a couple k's today
still feelin yesterday;s roof
roman tiles
fuck th ankles
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we both got home whingin about sore ankles
why
i cried
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somethin to do with their shape
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still got that terra cotta to do
no rails and
i gotta paint allt h barge tiles
to match th terra cotta
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cant be splash happy and
she;s bloody high
nxt week maybe
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Stevie Wonder
'Superstition'
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hmm
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pls dont let me fall off it
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hung my god luck ocarina round my neck
jst thinkin about it
always an ill wind
blowin round that suburb
one good gust and
flying paulie
it;s only gravity sickness maam
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doesnt hurt till ya hit th ground
got a bad feeling about that roof
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i could do th unthinkable and
wear th harness
never worn it
bt
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gives me th heebee geebees
it'll be alright
get off it
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Easy Star All Stars
'Rasta Man'
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yeah it'll be e
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Do re mi
'15 Track 15'
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as
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hmm
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easy
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goodbye i'm burning th blues
lyric
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Tenacious D
'Rock Your Socks'
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fuck hangin off big rooves paintin barges
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rather die on a wheel
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Blink-182
'Enthused'
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yeah
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been under two taxis and
one commodore [car]
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jst not my time yet
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Icehouse
'Love In Motion'
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love in motion
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boppin along on a big wheel and
good music in th mp3 player
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it doesnt get any better
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a month in
on th big wheel
and i'm ridin doubl eplugged
th mp3 player on full noise
stickin to th wrong side of th road
so i cn see th cars comin at me
not flyin past me without warning
it;s all good
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i'll never let you go
lyric
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when i cn no longer
climb aboard one of my crazy unicycles
life is over
in th meantime
thang ya bastard
over here
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Portishead
'Numb'
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cool as
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loggin onto th net
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hmm
an ASP handgun
oh nuthin
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James Reyne
'House Of Cards'
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Cake
'Never There '
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on th phone long long distance
lyric
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booting limewire
wot music am i chasin today
frm th other side of th world
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connecting
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led zeppelin
'no quarter'
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checkin emails
scuse i
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Chopin
'Etude Op. 10 No 1'
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Led Zeppelin
'The Rain Song'
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sorry
2 messages frm womble
cant stay that long on a train man
still allergic to chicks
bt not as allergic as when i ws a drug addict
longest train journey iv;e tried is 12 minutes
why i'm stuck at home i guess
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ok
downloading 2 massive attack songs
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we all know we got a massive attack comin right
oh well
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ws readin wommie;s email and
this started playin
the rain song
i played it to im on th guitar once
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he said some nice words
said it would get me liad
it didnt
unrequited sex and drugs and rock n roll
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stopped me singin in public
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eventually
unrequited sex and drugs and rock n roll
helped me give up drugs
i reckon
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Fiona Apple
'Across The Universe'
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slipped off background singin
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bout 4 yrs
womble and i sang together
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i wont make to yr girlfriend;s birthday party
sorry
i'll slip in when there;s no crowd
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Lisa Loeb
'Stay (I Missed You)'
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bugger
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not goin in
to wot happened th last time i stayed at their house
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is already in my blog soemwhere
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Led Zepplin
'Going to California'
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i'll jst be over here
and not trekkin to th coast
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Mama Cass Elliot
'Dream A Little Dream'
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it aint gunna happen man
least till i get my head together
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thanks fr sendin me that
pic of my
monoshock unicycle
when it ws still jst half a bicycle
unreal
it looks a bit different now
not as big a bum on it and
a tidy package
not one pic of it
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bt thousands have been taken of it
[without permisssion]
th public are arseholes
never ask if u want a copy
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Alex Lloyd
'My Way Home'
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send a copy to my home
email wise and
maybe i do soemthin special fr u
mungrels
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not fond of camera clickers
over 21 yrs of ridin unicycles and
i seen em all
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oh well
at least womble and i
arent still
singin ont h corner of cavill avenue in
surfers paradise after midnight
my uniyccle propped up on th wall
and th surfboard i used to fly above my head
on one wheel
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we disappeared
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Nirvana
'Drain You'
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it drained us
spat us out and
every time i drif tback in i get
where th fuck have u been ?
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out doin secret mens business
cant tell u or
i;d have t kill u
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time to check my downloads
later psychic blog
down with trolls
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paulie the witchdoctor
[the land surfer]
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p.s.
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Usura
'Open Your Mind'
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