Kiss me... I think I'm cumming
CAD
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oh hi psychic diary
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tenacious d
'friendship'
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i gave his tail a scratch and
he said
kiss me
i think i'm cummming
bad bird
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i'm doing somethin black tomorrow
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powderfinger
'sunsets'
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wont be th same
hasslin scientists
with my psychic drivel
trolls are
way fuckin stupid
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hey paulo
they claimin they dug up
jesus's bones
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i asked for somethin shockin
in that region
didnt i ?
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and then th mighty saviour
ascended to heaven
two days after he died
how convenient
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somebody had a nice magic show
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sorry
peasants
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ignorant peasants
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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no09'
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anybody who'd believe that crap
would fall on their knees
at th mention of my long dead ancestor
one of th first
pope benedicts
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fuckin idiots
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walkin on water
is a piece of piss
on a decent surf unicycle
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got some shit to run by ya jesus
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stuff done in yr name
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i dunno
did jesus say to
kill all th witches
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only god can have magic
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guess that;s why i asked god
to whack th islamic terorist cunts for me
next day
hundrd thousand dead in northern pakistan
i guess
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just
wot about if i;m just psychic jesus man
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or worse
wot about if you
were just psychic
just like me
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my record
for writin half way
evil clues
to natural disasters
is about as good as yrs
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mason williams
'classical gas'
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i'm bein kind man
my record of magic
is better than yrs
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least it;s
scientific
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yrs has been translated
so many times
who th fuck knows
wot u originally said
wasnt yr diary we found
and made into a bible
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this bible
still doesnt admit of god
bein
anthropomorphic
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man in
god's image
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unless i'm god
my son was named jesus at birth
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cake
'i will survive'
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it's
wot yr great religion has done jesus
to kill ppl
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not by using god
liek we do in this tome but
sendin kids off to fight
wars
in yur name
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almost as troublesome
as that other great bible
th koran
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so how fuckin psychic were u
mohammed
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spoke to god
at length
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oh and
yr followers
are also
still runnin around
sendin kids to kill ppl
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face me man
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i'm a prophet in good standing and
i dont
get wot u preach
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if god
is so strong
god can do th killing
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my only problem with that
is
wot u didnt know
an infinitely large universe
can only be made from
infinitely small
building blocks
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u think u were smarter than us
back then
thousands of yrs ago
ignorant savages
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the panel
'closing theme'
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but still
fucking with our lives today
and still
killing
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the kinks
'sunny afternoon'
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save me from this squeeze - lyric
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only one way we can do it
non existant god
we gotta do it again
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th aceh tsunami
and th northern pakistan earthquake
werent enough
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nxt
huge disaster i see coming
with my forever eyes
i whack a god curse
a loaded question to my god
on th internet
before it happens
and wear th
collateral damage in
psychic kills
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if i can do it
a barely trained
wild psychic
so could they
back 2000 yrs ago
human';s
havent changed that much
since
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did ya understand yr gift man ?
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easy star all stars
'run'
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did ya
even understand
most of it comes
backwards
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th for evry action shit
hardwired
into th
non fabric
of th universe
but no
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it's only th reason
for th law
from einstein
that's all
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have faith
u'll go to heaven
"and get seventeen virgins"
<<< smile >>>
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couldnt find seventeen legal virgins here
"why it;s heaven"
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fuck my ppl are dumb
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they'll follow anybody
if they;re wrong
and th more wrong they are
th more who follow
the willing suspension of disbelief
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kevin bloody wilson
'the festival of life'
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the festival of life keeps
tryin to save my fuckin soul - lyric
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tell em to fuck off
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reality is way weirder than faith
not even there
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ya can touch it
but it aint there
th mystery
of the universe
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big bang theory
my arse
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a local event maybe
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if it;s truly infinite
it can only be made of
one thing
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just a dot
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the church
of the cult of the dot
is as valid
as any other
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still wrong
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synchronicity is god
the truly random
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because for every action
there's an equal and oppsite reaction
hardwired
into th
non fabric of the univerrse
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bang head on wall
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how do u
sell truth
in a land
where
th ppl see evrything
backwards
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put th whole land in an
assylum
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u mad cunts
stay out there
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yr all insane
and ya didnt listen
to einstein
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oh
he was talking
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i get it
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last time i asked ya god
will ya do soemthin about these
islamic terrorist cunts
u did it big
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anastacia
'i'm outta love'
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i still dont like em very much
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tip me th wink
when i should ask u again
to shake their world and
i'll get busy on th keyboard
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inth meantime
i'm a man
and decent
eclectic porn
waits for no man
.
.
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pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
i'm australian
i'm alright with reality
even if it is
bullshit
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gorillaz
'feels good'
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