clixty minutes

[joel parrill]

peons of the former us were stunned
to hear the startling revelations
about the late husbund of katatrina
villey. sources close to the clixty minutes
revealed that herr villey was the victim
of an explosion in his center fuel tank.
rumors about a possible rocket wound in
the top of his head are, however, the
result of a white ring conspiracy intended
to bring down duh fuhrer. other doubts
about unidentified blond carpet fibbers,
his state of half nudity, the cup of
starbucks coffee in his briefcase, and
connections to militia terrorist group
book deals were also mispelled.

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joel parrill
http://www.axcess.com/peril
cor...@netcom.com

[Willie B]

joel parrill wrote:
>
> peons of the former us were stunned
> to hear the startling revelations
> about the late husbund of katatrina
> villey. sources close to the clixty minutes
> revealed that herr villey was the victim
> of an explosion in his center fuel tank.
> rumors about a possible rocket wound in
> the top of his head are, however, the
> result of a white ring conspiracy intended
> to bring down duh fuhrer. other doubts
> about unidentified blond carpet fibbers,
> his state of half nudity, the cup of
> starbucks coffee in his briefcase, and
> connections to militia terrorist group
> book deals were also mispelled.

> joel parrill
> http://www.axcess.com/peril
> cor...@netcom.com

Dude, that was very entertaining.
Excellent werk.
Very imaginative.
I enjoyed the links to almost every
"conspiracy" that abounds.
I happen to be one of those that
could be cast into the gorge of the
"theorist" but I do have a sense of humor,
and THAT was humorous.

I'm interested to see if you could do
better or if that is the apex.
My bet is that you've peaked.

If so, thanks for the comic releif.
If not, I'll keep an "eye out" for more.

B-
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