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My microwave is lame

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Ash666

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May 8, 2010, 2:02:20 AM5/8/10
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Should you want to know what power level the microwave is microwaving
stuff at, you hit the power level button.

At which point, the screen displays like so:

THE

<one second pause>

CURRENT

<one second pause>

POWER

<one second pause>

LEVEL

<one second pause>

IS

<one second pause>

[Power level goes here]


That's right. Wait five seconds to see the result. Die.

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Ash666 - "Is tomorrow another day? Da-amn!"

Cassandra J. Nichols

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May 18, 2010, 5:54:31 PM5/18/10
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On 07/05/10 11:02 PM, Ash666 wrote:

> Should you want to know what power level the microwave is microwaving
> stuff at, you hit the power level button.
>
> At which point, the screen displays like so:
>
> THE
>
> <one second pause>
>
> CURRENT
>
> <one second pause>
>
> POWER
>
> <one second pause>
>
> LEVEL
>
> <one second pause>
>
> IS
>
> <one second pause>
>
> [Power level goes here]
>
>
> That's right. Wait five seconds to see the result. Die.

That

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- Cassandra J. Nichols

Eyeglazer

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May 19, 2010, 9:25:51 AM5/19/10
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Perfectly

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Eyeglazer, Lord of Boredom

Cassandra J. Nichols

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Mar 15, 2018, 10:17:46 PM3/15/18
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