He's coming. . .
Night Angel
Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
I'm Evil! It's fun!
Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
Night Angel, brand-new villianess
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@ Defender Of Setzer @
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500 posts to AGFF
Member of the CTCITL
Disclaimer:
"No, I won't sleep with you."
"The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace."
--Andrew Marvell
'To His Coy Mistress'
"The mind is it's own place, and in itself
can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
--'Paradise Lost'
John Milton
"When angels go bad, Richard, they go worse than anyone. Remember,
Lucifer used to be an angel."
--The Marquis de Carabas, "Neverwhere"
As a sign of my villiany, I've removed the funny stuff from my sig... It
was starting to get unweildly in any case.... :)
timo suave
In that case...
Death is a dark and horrendous world where those who were heralded in
life come to serve out their time with the lord of nightmares. His
armies will come for you when your life is reaching its peak, and they
will drag you away through the flame-engulfed lair he calls home. The
rats and snakes will feed on your still-beating heart and flesh until
the pain becomes so unbearable that all you can do is laugh. Laugh with
all your might, demon-spawn. It is all you have left, now that death is
your savior.
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Fali of the olden days reborn
On Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500 Night Angel
<7377...@compuserve.com> wrote whilst possessed by the Microwave:
>I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
>I'm Evil! It's fun!
>Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
>And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
>
Would this have anything to do with your Dark Regular status in the
Microwave SaGa? Or did you just wake up one morning and say "hey, I'll
be a villainess"? ^_^
Fali
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely Tue, 03 Feb 1998 08:56:10 GMT,
Fa...@history.repeats.itself (Fali of the olden days reborn) took a
payphone and said rapidly into it:
>Would this have anything to do with your Dark Regular status in the
>Microwave SaGa? Or did you just wake up one morning and say "hey, I'll
>be a villainess"? ^_^
>
>Fali
Thank me for opening her eyes to the light. Or is it to the dark? I'll
figure it out...
Thierry
Master of Villainy in ACE
Lord of the Skull Castle, which curiously looks like a duck or a rabbit
Committed villainous deeds below:
Kidnapped Reno
Drugged Reno
Booby-Trapped Reno
Attempted to frame Edwyn
Thwacked Zero's and Tiamat's car
Mined Zero's and Tiamat's car
Carried concealed weapons onboard cruise ship
Attempted to bomb cruise ship
Shot Arcana
Killed two Cruise Ship crewmembers
Bounded and gagged Night Angel
And has made Night Angel go "ewwwww" several times, :)
Pertinent Statements Below:
"For the angel of Death spread his wings on the blast
and breathed in the face of the foe as he passed
and the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill
and their hearts but once heaved- and forever grew still"
-Lord Byron
"No gloomier monster,
no more savage pest and scourge
sent by the gods' wrath ever mounted
from the black Stygian water."
-The Harpies in the Aeneid
"Cedo nulli"
(I yield to no one)
-Erasmus
"Prepare for death if here at night you roam,
And sign your will before you sup from home."
-Dr. Samuel Johnson
"All the plains of the earth are now lighted by fire
So journey over wrecked land, for these horseman in Iron
This is fear And you've all turned up
This atmosphere is thicker than blood
From Gehenna to here a release of sin
This is our lair
We The Nephilim"
--Fields of the Nephilim, "Returning to Gehenna"
"You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side..."
-Darth Vader
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500, Night
Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> took a payphone and said rapidly into
it:
>Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
>the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
>Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
Night Angel, aka the HOP. How's that sound? :)
>I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
YES! Conversion! Our side's got the babe now! Bwahahahahaha! :)
>I'm Evil! It's fun!
It is quite exhilirating.
>Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
Perhaps becauase you were avoiding the amorous advances of fellows
like Reno and the like, that it took a masterful villain like moi to
mess with you in "Bail???" in order for you to convert? :)
>And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
I can't just TELL people how fun it is! They have to watch me play out
my act, my "teaser." Then they take their own path, and yours just
happens to be the right one! ;)
>
>Night Angel, brand-new villianess
>
>"When angels go bad, Richard, they go worse than anyone. Remember,
>Lucifer used to be an angel."
> --The Marquis de Carabas, "Neverwhere"
>
>
>
>As a sign of my villiany, I've removed the funny stuff from my sig... It
>was starting to get unweildly in any case.... :)
As you saw a bit earlier, I've added a variety of dark and brooding
quotes to my .sig.
Oh, with you as the new Villainess, I think it's high-time that we
held a "private conference" in my castle. We need to figure out your
agenda; will there be a villainous alliance? Or a competition? Will
you reside within my Fortress of Death, Despair, and Unholy Shadows,
or take up your own residence nearby? We need to draw out boundaries
and jurisdictions on villainy...
Night Angel
timo suave wrote:
>
> Night Angel wrote:
> >
> > Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
> > the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
> > Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
> >
> >
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > @ Defender Of Setzer @
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > 500 posts to AGFF
> > Member of the CTCITL
> >
> >
> > Disclaimer:
> > "No, I won't sleep with you."
> >
> > "The grave's a fine and private place,
> > But none, I think, do there embrace."
> > --Andrew Marvell
> > 'To His Coy Mistress'
> >
> > "The mind is it's own place, and in itself
> > can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
> > --'Paradise Lost'
> > John Milton
> >
> > Lucifer used to be an angel."
> > --The Marquis de Carabas, "Neverwhere"
> >
> > As a sign of my villiany, I've removed the funny stuff from my sig... It
> > was starting to get unweildly in any case.... :)
>
>
> Death is a dark and horrendous world where those who were heralded in
> life come to serve out their time with the lord of nightmares. His
> armies will come for you when your life is reaching its peak, and they
> will drag you away through the flame-engulfed lair he calls home. The
> rats and snakes will feed on your still-beating heart and flesh until
> the pain becomes so unbearable that all you can do is laugh. Laugh with
> all your might, demon-spawn. It is all you have left, now that death is
> your savior.
Whoa, timo, that's harsh. It's not like I've done anything evil yet.
But I'll start that laughter now. 0;)
Night Angel
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Disclaimer:
"No, I won't sleep with you."
"The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace."
--Andrew Marvell
'To His Coy Mistress'
"The mind is it's own place, and in itself
can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
--'Paradise Lost'
John Milton
"She has five different variants of 'The Look' alone."
a guy at my school, referring to me
Night Angel
Fali of the olden days reborn wrote:
>
> On Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500 Night Angel
> <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote whilst possessed by the Microwave:
>
> >I'm Evil! It's fun!
> >Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
> >And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
> >
> Microwave SaGa? Or did you just wake up one morning and say "hey, I'll
> be a villainess"? ^_^
It was just a spur of the moment thing. I think bad guys have more fun.
timo suave
Night Angel wrote:
>
> timo suave wrote:
> >
> > Night Angel wrote:
> > >
> > > Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
> > > the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
> > > Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
> > >
> > > I'm Evil! It's fun!
> > > Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
> > > And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
> > >
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > @ Defender Of Setzer @
> > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > >
> > > 500 posts to AGFF
> > > Member of the CTCITL
> > >
> > >
> > > Disclaimer:
> > > "No, I won't sleep with you."
> > >
> > > "The grave's a fine and private place,
> > > But none, I think, do there embrace."
> > > --Andrew Marvell
> > > 'To His Coy Mistress'
> > >
> > > "The mind is it's own place, and in itself
> > > can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
> > > --'Paradise Lost'
> > > John Milton
> > >
> > > Lucifer used to be an angel."
> > > --The Marquis de Carabas, "Neverwhere"
> > >
> > > was starting to get unweildly in any case.... :)
> >
> > In that case...
> >
> > Death is a dark and horrendous world where those who were heralded in
> > life come to serve out their time with the lord of nightmares. His
> > armies will come for you when your life is reaching its peak, and they
> > will drag you away through the flame-engulfed lair he calls home. The
> > rats and snakes will feed on your still-beating heart and flesh until
> > the pain becomes so unbearable that all you can do is laugh. Laugh with
> > all your might, demon-spawn. It is all you have left, now that death is
> > your savior.
>
> Whoa, timo, that's harsh. It's not like I've done anything evil yet.
> But I'll start that laughter now. 0;)
Oh, that wasn't directed at you, or anyone else specifically, just a
general comment.
<timo glances at Edwyn, who won't send him the MIDI>
Vincent Valentine
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
> the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
> Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
>
> I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
> I'm Evil! It's fun!
> Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
> And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
>
AHH! I gotta stock up the beer!! He'll drink me out of business!!
Someone ELSE roll out the red carpet!
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Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote:
»Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
»the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
»Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
»
»I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
»I'm Evil! It's fun!
»Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
»And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
»
»
»
»Night Angel, brand-new villianess
»~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
»@ Defender Of Setzer @
»~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Does this mean that Setzer is evil, too, since you're still his defender?
#;-}>
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timo suave
Edwyn wrote:
>
> timo suave wrote:
> >
> > Night Angel wrote:
> > >
> > > timo suave wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
> > > > > the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
> > > > > Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
> > > > >
> > > > > I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
> > > > > I'm Evil! It's fun!
> > > > > Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
> > > > > And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
> > > > >
> > > > > Night Angel, brand-new villianess
> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > > @ Defender Of Setzer @
> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > > > >
>
> Look at the bottom of the post for a nice surprise (I hope that
> your nr isn't just text based....)
>
> Oh, and does anyone know where I can get "My Heart Will Go On"
> from Titanic in MIDI format?
Thank you very much. I'm sorry for being mean (even though I really
wasn't).
And no, I don't know where you can get "My Heart Will Go On" from
Titanic in MIDI format. Sorry.
Vincent Valentine
Wyvern wrote:
>
> Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in article
> <34D783...@compuserve.com>...
> > Fali of the olden days reborn wrote:
> > >
> > > On Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500 Night Angel
> > > <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote whilst possessed by the Microwave:
> > >
> > > >I'm Evil! It's fun!
> > > >Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
> > > >And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
> > > >
> > > Microwave SaGa? Or did you just wake up one morning and say "hey, I'll
> > > be a villainess"? ^_^
> >
> > It was just a spur of the moment thing. I think bad guys have more fun.
> > 0;)
> >
> >
> > Night Angel
> > --
>
>
> (Wyvern walks over to his dungeon, where he has the Justice League
> captured and completley helpless.)
>
> Wyvern:I've changed my mind about world domination! You can all go free!
>
> Green Arrow:Really?
>
> Wyvern:....no, not really! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAH! Damn, this IS fun! (Kills Green
> Arrow, then leaves)
>
> Green Lantern: Ah, well, we won't have that pansey slowing us down anymore!
> The last thing the JLA needs is some inexpirenced,punk kid to screw
> up...hey, why are you all staring at me?
>
> (Wyvern comes back in, with a big screen TV. He turns it on, then
> leaves...)
>
> TV: Coming up next-twleve hours of "Family Matters!"
>
> (entire Justice League screams in horror. Flash uses speed vibrations to
> bulid up enough heat to cause himself to spontnausley combust and die.)
>
> Batman: Lucky punk.
>
> Aquaman:(babbeling to himself) I am in my happy place. There is no Urkel
> here...I am in....
>
> Martian Manhunter: Aquaman always was a wuss...
>
> Wonder Woman: Great Hera! Can no one stop this fiend before he...Superman,
> are you okay?
>
> Superman Red: I'M Superman!
>
> Superman Blue: No, I'M Superman!
>
> S.R.: ME!
>
> S.B ME!
> (etc.)
>
> Wonder Woman: Never Mind...
>
> Urkel: Anyone got any cheese?
>
> Aztek: Just...kill...me...
>
> ........................................
> See how much fun it is? Come join the forces of Evil!
>
OO!! Fun! I'm kinda evil(in a happy, nice way).
I think I'll be evil too(but with some exceptions)!!
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<Vince cartwheels Into the shadows, but
falls down mid-cartwheel>
Cain Marko
<ack... never got Angels OG post... piggy back time!>
>
> On Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500 Night Angel
> <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote whilst possessed by the Microwave:
>
> >I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
> >I'm Evil! It's fun!
> >Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
> >And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
> >
>
WOW Angel! I never knew!
This make my dark secret I've been hiding from all of you that much
easyer to bare!
<Everyone in ACEB93 looks at Cain with a "Da hell?" look on thay're
face...>
Cain: eh? did I say that out loud? ^_^;;; umm... I'll be over there..
<Cain runs fast into the shadows, so fast that he didn't see V.Val in
his way... thus running him over>
V.Val<roadkill>: SUNDAY RUNNER!
Cain Marko -- Not really a bad guy... he just acts that way
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Wyvern
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in article
<34D783...@compuserve.com>...
> Fali of the olden days reborn wrote:
> >
> > On Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500 Night Angel
> > <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote whilst possessed by the Microwave:
> >
> > >I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
> > >I'm Evil! It's fun!
> > >Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
> > >And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
> > >
Green Arrow:Really?
Batman: Lucky punk.
S.R.: ME!
S.B ME!
(etc.)
Wonder Woman: Never Mind...
Aztek: Just...kill...me...
-Wyvern
(Joseph Stalin sez:"thumbs up for evil!")
"...it's child's play for a genius like me. I AM SUCH A GENIUS!"-Washu,
TENCHI MUYO!
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die."-Mel Brooks
Hey! I'm...
Proud member of ACE93 Co-Defenders of Cats,
Lord of the Dragonkeep
A heck of a nice guy (IMHO)
And my subordinates are:
WINSTON, my faithful and easily frightened butler,
CEDRIC, apprentice wizard and kawaii lizardlike creature,
NATHANIEL, the pissed-off minotaur with a heart of gold (and an axe)
and MATH PUPPY! who goes Wan! Wan! Wan!
" Any dream worth having is a dream worth fighting for."
-Charles Xavier, founder, Xavier's school for gifted youngsters and the
uncanny X-men.
..........10 Belthasar points
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely Tue, 03 Feb 1998 15:51:03 -0500, Night
>It was just a spur of the moment thing. I think bad guys have more fun.
>0;)
They do. Play Dungeon Keeper. Then you shall see the Darklight (had to
find a compromise between the two at some point, <G>).
Thierry
Master of Villainy in ACE
Lord of the Skull Castle, which curiously looks like a duck or a rabbit
Committed villainous deeds below:
Kidnapped Reno
Drugged Reno
Booby-Trapped Reno
Attempted to frame Edwyn
Thwacked Zero's and Tiamat's car
Mined Zero's and Tiamat's car
Carried concealed weapons onboard cruise ship
Attempted to bomb cruise ship
Shot Arcana
Killed two Cruise Ship crewmembers
Bounded and gagged Night Angel
And has made Night Angel go "ewwwww" several times, :)
Pertinent Statements Below:
"There's a tale in the Caballa that suggests
that the Angel of Death is so beautiful that
upon seeing it (or him, or her) you fall in
love so hard, so fast, that your soul is pulled
out through your eyes. I like that story."
-Neil Gaiman
"For the angel of Death spread his wings on the blast
and breathed in the face of the foe as he passed
and the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill
and their hearts but once heaved-and forever grew still"
-Lord Byron
"No gloomier monster,
no more savage pest and scourge
sent by the gods' wrath ever mounted
from the black Stygian water."
-The Harpies in the Aeneid
"Cedo nulli"
(I yield to no one)
-Erasmus
"Prepare for death if here at night you roam,
And sign your will before you sup from home."
-Dr. Samuel Johnson
"All the plains of the earth are now lighted by fire
So journey over wrecked land, for these horseman in Iron
This is fear and you've all turned up
This atmosphere is thicker than blood
From Gehenna to here a release of sin
This is our lair
We yhe Nephilim"
The Last Line
In a time long forgoten, Wed, 04 Feb 1998 13:19:57 -0800, a place long
long gone. It had been told that once the sky darkened, the lightning
flashed, the thunder roared, and the voice of Edwyn <ed...@ihug.co.nz>
echod in our minds:
=>timo suave wrote:
=>>
=>> Night Angel wrote:
=>> >
=>> > timo suave wrote:
=>> > >
=>> > > Night Angel wrote:
=>> > > >
=>> > > > Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I
guess to give
=>> > > > the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
=>> > > > Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
=>> > > >
=>> > > > I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess
Status.
=>> > > > I'm Evil! It's fun!
=>> > > > Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
=>> > > > And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
=>> > > >
=>> > > > Night Angel, brand-new villianess
=>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
=>> > > > @ Defender Of Setzer @
=>> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
=>> > > >
=>> > > > 500 posts to AGFF
=>> > > > Member of the CTCITL
=>> > > >
=>> > > >
=>> > > > Disclaimer:
=>> > > > "No, I won't sleep with you."
=>> > > >
=>> > > > "The grave's a fine and private place,
=>> > > > But none, I think, do there embrace."
=>> > > > --Andrew Marvell
=>> > > > 'To His Coy Mistress'
=>> > > >
=>> > > > "The mind is it's own place, and in itself
=>> > > > can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
=>> > > > --'Paradise Lost'
=>> > > > John Milton
=>> > > >
=>> > > > "When angels go bad, Richard, they go worse than anyone.
Remember,
=>> > > > Lucifer used to be an angel."
=>> > > > --The Marquis de Carabas, "Neverwhere"
=>> > > >
=>> > > > As a sign of my villiany, I've removed the funny stuff from
my sig... It
=>> > > > was starting to get unweildly in any case.... :)
=>> > >
=>> > > In that case...
=>> > >
=>> > > Death is a dark and horrendous world where those who were
heralded in
=>> > > life come to serve out their time with the lord of nightmares.
His
=>> > > armies will come for you when your life is reaching its peak,
and they
=>> > > will drag you away through the flame-engulfed lair he calls
home. The
=>> > > rats and snakes will feed on your still-beating heart and
flesh until
=>> > > the pain becomes so unbearable that all you can do is laugh.
Laugh with
=>> > > all your might, demon-spawn. It is all you have left, now
that death is
=>> > > your savior.
=>> >
=>> > Whoa, timo, that's harsh. It's not like I've done anything evil
yet.
=>> > But I'll start that laughter now. 0;)
=>>
=>> Oh, that wasn't directed at you, or anyone else specifically, just
a
=>> general comment.
=>>
=>> <timo glances at Edwyn, who won't send him the MIDI>
=>
=>Hunh? Oh right, the midi file, yes....
=>
=>Look at the bottom of the post for a nice surprise (I hope that
=>your nr isn't just text based....)
=>
=>Oh, and does anyone know where I can get "My Heart Will Go On"
=>from Titanic in MIDI format?
=>
=>-Edwyn
Hmm, I have it in mp3 format....
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Fali of the olden days reborn
On Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500 Night Angel
<7377...@compuserve.com> wrote whilst possessed by the Microwave:
>Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
>the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
>Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
>
>I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
>I'm Evil! It's fun!
>Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
>And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
>
>
>
>Night Angel, brand-new villianess
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>@ Defender Of Setzer @
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>500 posts to AGFF
>Member of the CTCITL
>
>
> Disclaimer:
> "No, I won't sleep with you."
>
> "The grave's a fine and private place,
> But none, I think, do there embrace."
> --Andrew Marvell
> 'To His Coy Mistress'
>
> "The mind is it's own place, and in itself
> can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
> --'Paradise Lost'
> John Milton
>
>"When angels go bad, Richard, they go worse than anyone. Remember,
>Lucifer used to be an angel."
> --The Marquis de Carabas, "Neverwhere"
>
>
>
>As a sign of my villiany, I've removed the funny stuff from my sig... It
>was starting to get unweildly in any case.... :)
Well, I find this particularly good timing... the DR in the SaGa is a
villain for now ... hey, since you've become a character, after the
first SaGa Final Battle, you can become a Co-Writer. Only if you
choose to truly embrace the dark side, of course. :) On the other
hand, the DR is slowly and steadily turning good... hmmm... what a
predicament.
Yeah, I know. I should post something unrelated to the SaGa once in a
while. Sorry.
Fali
Edwyn
The Last Line wrote:
>
> In a time long forgoten, Wed, 04 Feb 1998 13:19:57 -0800, a place long
> long gone. It had been told that once the sky darkened, the lightning
> flashed, the thunder roared, and the voice of Edwyn <ed...@ihug.co.nz>
> echod in our minds:
>
> =>
> =>from Titanic in MIDI format?
> =>
>
>
Thanks for the offer, but I don't think my email cache with the ISP
is that large....
-Edwyn
--
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Night Angel
Thierry Nguyen wrote:
>
> When the clock read precisely Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500, Night
> >the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
> >Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
>
goofy. it just doesn't fit.
> >I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
>
> YES! Conversion! Our side's got the babe now! Bwahahahahaha! :)
Yeah. but it's not like anything's gonna happen that didn't happen
before.
> >I'm Evil! It's fun!
>
> It is quite exhilirating.
Liberating, too.
> >Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
>
> Perhaps becauase you were avoiding the amorous advances of fellows
> like Reno and the like, that it took a masterful villain like moi to
> mess with you in "Bail???" in order for you to convert? :)
no, it took that parachute jump into my room for me to convert. I
decided that the best defense is to be so creepy and evil that nobody
WANTS to mess with me in the first place.
> >And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
>
> I can't just TELL people how fun it is! They have to watch me play out
> my act, my "teaser." Then they take their own path, and yours just
> happens to be the right one! ;)
well... yeah, I guess you're right...
> >
> >Night Angel, brand-new villianess
> >
> >"When angels go bad, Richard, they go worse than anyone. Remember,
> >Lucifer used to be an angel."
> > --The Marquis de Carabas, "Neverwhere"
> >
> >
> >
> >As a sign of my villiany, I've removed the funny stuff from my sig... It
> >was starting to get unweildly in any case.... :)
>
> As you saw a bit earlier, I've added a variety of dark and brooding
> quotes to my .sig.
Check out my new quote... it's also from Neverwhere... God, I love that
book. Esp. the Marquis de Carabas... 0;) my very favorite type of
character...
> Oh, with you as the new Villainess, I think it's high-time that we
> held a "private conference" in my castle. We need to figure out your
> agenda; will there be a villainous alliance? Or a competition? Will
> you reside within my Fortress of Death, Despair, and Unholy Shadows,
> or take up your own residence nearby? We need to draw out boundaries
> and jurisdictions on villainy...
Jurisdictions? boundaries?
Personally, I thought I'd just strike wherever I felt like it.
As to the meeting... hmm... since we don't know if we're allies yet, I
think it might be...wiser... to meet somewhere neutral...
Perhaps V.Val's bar?
Very public, and it would be dificult for either one of us to pull
anything... not that I think we COULDN'T. It would just be harder. 0;)
Since I picked the place, you can pick the time.
Night Angel
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
@ Defender Of Setzer @
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
500 posts to AGFF
Member of the CTCITL
Disclaimer:
"No, I won't sleep with you."
"The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace."
--Andrew Marvell
'To His Coy Mistress'
"The mind is it's own place, and in itself
can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
--'Paradise Lost'
John Milton
"She has five different variants of 'The Look' alone."
a guy at my school, referring to me
Neil Gaiman Quotes
"When angels go bad, Richard, they go worse than anyone. Remember,
Lucifer used to be an
angel."
--The Marquis de Carabas, "Neverwhere"
"Five almost identically dressed, pale young women walked past him.
They wore long
dresses made of velvet, each dress as dark as night, one each of dark
green, dark chocolate, royal blue, dark blood, and pure black. Each
woman had black hair and wore silver jewelry; each was perfectly
coiffed, perfectly made up. They moved silently: Richard was aware only
of a swish of heavy velvet as they went past, a swish that sounded like
a sigh. The last of the women, the one dressed in utter black, the
palest and the most beautiful, smiled at Richard."
--"Neverwhere"
Night Angel
Gregory Cook wrote:
>
> Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote:
>
> »Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
> »the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
> »Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
> »I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
> »I'm Evil! It's fun!
> »Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
> »And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
> »
> »
> »
> »Night Angel, brand-new villianess
> »~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> »@ Defender Of Setzer @
> »~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> #;-}>
No. Setzer's the same as ever, I'm the only one who's changed. He
doesn't really approve, but we've been freinds long enough that he'll
put up with it, so long as I don't pull a Kefka. . .
I'm not really big on attempting to destroy the world anyway. There's
nothing in it for me, and besides, no one ever pulls it off.
Night Angel, who can't wait for the next fan-fic so that she can be
evil. 0;)
Night Angel
Damnit! now everyone wants to be evil!
nice happy way? WTF? O;)
> <Vince cartwheels Into the shadows, but
> falls down mid-cartwheel>
There's a suitably evil and terrifying thing to do.
Night Angel
Vincent Valentine
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Vincent Valentine wrote:
> >
> > Wyvern wrote:
> > >
> >
> > OO!! Fun! I'm kinda evil(in a happy, nice way).
> > I think I'll be evil too(but with some exceptions)!!
>
> nice happy way? WTF? O;)
>
> > falls down mid-cartwheel>
>
Bad to the bone, baby.
--
<Vince whistles "my favorite things" into the shadows>
Vincent Valentine
Cain Marko wrote:
>
> <ack... never got Angels OG post... piggy back time!>
> >
> > <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote whilst possessed by the Microwave:
> >
> > >I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
> > >I'm Evil! It's fun!
> > >Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
> > >And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
> > >
> >
>
>
> This make my dark secret I've been hiding from all of you that much
> easyer to bare!
>
> <Everyone in ACEB93 looks at Cain with a "Da hell?" look on thay're
> face...>
>
> Cain: eh? did I say that out loud? ^_^;;; umm... I'll be over there..
>
> <Cain runs fast into the shadows, so fast that he didn't see V.Val in
> his way... thus running him over>
>
> V.Val<roadkill>: SUNDAY RUNNER!
"Get outa my realm!!"
With his insanley quick-moving claw, Vince rips out Marko's Crimson Gem
of Cytoyrak, and...
*KA-POW!*
..shoots him in the face.
--
<Vince dashes into the shadows...>
Linda
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Vincent Valentine wrote:
> >
> nice happy way? WTF? O;)
>
> > falls down mid-cartwheel>
>
>
Hey, Night Angel...I am frantically trying to remember the words of the
song we were talking about so I can write them down for you. They're
sinister and disturbing, kinda like....you-know-what:)
Linda
BTW: Sorry Wyvern...wrong thread I know:)
Night Angel
Wyvern wrote:
>
> Vincent Valentine <MapSI...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
> <6bau2u$4...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
> > Night Angel wrote:
> > >
> > > Vincent Valentine wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Wyvern wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > OO!! Fun! I'm kinda evil(in a happy, nice way).
> > > > I think I'll be evil too(but with some exceptions)!!
> > >
>
> soliders to thier deaths and made Gfox commit hari-kari? No? Well, it was
> really evil, and I'd do it again! (despite my centuries long imprsonment by
> Belthasar, wich actually turned out to be kinda enlightening...)
Actually, I don't remember that. When did you kill 50,000 soldiers?
> >>nice happy way? WTF? O;)
>
> Barney's evil in a nice, happy way. So was Kasumi Tendo, when she was
> possesed by that Oni...("Faster,Kasumi! Kill! Kill!")
Who the hell is Kasumi Tendo?
> > > > <Vince cartwheels Into the shadows, but
> > > > falls down mid-cartwheel>
>
> Ah, well...we do need SOME of our bad guys to be clutzes...remember Ozzie?
no.
> > > There's a suitably evil and terrifying thing to do.
>
> And torturing the JLA, earth's first, last, and best line of defense
> against the forces of evil, to the brink of madness, isen't? You WOUND me,
> madam. ^_-
I should hope I wound you... oh. you meant verbally.
I didn't know the JLA was our last line of defense. I thought that was
the X-Men...
No! Damnit!!! stay away from Warren, Damn you!!! hasn't the poor man
suffered enough?!?!? he was recently in a Ls written by Ben Raab for
God's Sake!!!!
errr.... Back to what I was saying.
I don't really know that much about the JLA, but I guess you're right,
if you're referring to the DC universe...
But if you want Marvel, it's the X-men
or the fantastic four....
But I'm not really big on the FF....
The planet's last line of defense is Cloud and his buddies...
The world's last line of defense is the errr.... there's no real title
for the Main Characters in FF III.... In my story, I call them The
Fourteen...
But they're cool too....
> > Bad to the bone, baby.
> > --
> > <Vince whistles "my favorite things" into the shadows>
> >
> -Vincent
>
> NOOOO! Not that song again! It'll be in my head all night! YOU MUST
> DIEEEEEEE!
>
> (Wyvern follows VV into the shadows, intent on casting "DEEP HURTING" on
> him...suddenly, the survivors of the JLA break loose and jump into the
> shadows...)
>
> Batman: PREPARE TO- hey, there's TWO bad guys now! No fair! No fair!
>
> Wonder Woman: Wich one of you is behind all this crap?
>
> Superman Red: Yeah! Get over here so I can-
>
> Superman Blue: SHUT UP, YOU IMPOSTER! DIE!!!
>
> (they start to fight)
>
> Green Arrow: *sigh* .....I miss the monostary...
>
> Superman Blue: Hey, didn't you just die?
>
> Superman: Red: Of course not! He's alive isn't he? Quit trying to confuse
> everybody, you clever fake! DIE!
>
> (they continue fighting)
>
> Aztek:Anyway wich one of you is the mastermind?
>
> Wyvern: Well, if you'll look at his last post, VV admitted to being "evil
> in a happy sort of way"-just like...THE JOKER! (tm)
>
> Batman: THE JOKER?!? (tm) grrr...
LOL!!!!!!
> Green Lantern: Let's get him, guys!
>
> (they gang up on VV, tie him up and escort him to the JLA moonbase)
>
> Vincent: No fair, man!
>
> Wyvern:Hey you killed cain for just bumping into you, remeber? BYE! (waves)
>
> (the JLA leaves Wyvern's lair. Wyvern hums "Cruel Angel's Thesis" as he
> slinks into the shadows...)
O;)
Night Angel
Night Angel
Really? cool. if you remember them post 'em or E-Mail them to me. I'm
getting curious here... O;)
Night Angel
Lon Callis
Gregory Cook wrote in message <34d93b83...@news.rice.edu>...
>thie...@mindspring.com (Thierry Nguyen) wrote:
>
>»When the clock read precisely Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500, Night
>»Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> took a payphone and said rapidly into
>»it:
>»
>»>Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
>»>the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
>»>Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
>
>No, it makes you Damien, the son of Lucifer.
>
>If you didn't get the above sentence, then you haven't watched the brand
>new episode of South Park in which Jesus and Satan go one-on-one in a
>boxing ring. #;-}>
I did!!!! IMHO, it wasn't as funny than other episodes, but it was very
entertaining. :)
>»Night Angel, aka the HOP. How's that sound? :)
>
>But then when she says "I, HOP, do hereby announce Pigwalk's imminent
>arrival..." she'll be making herself out to be the International House of
>Pancakes... which... I don't believe she is. #;-}>
<homer>MMMMMMMMmmmmm.... pancakes...<drool></homer>
>»>I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
>»
>»YES! Conversion! Our side's got the babe now! Bwahahahahaha! :)
>
>Uhhhh... Thierry, you're scaring me. REALLY. Truly... scaring... anyway...
>#;-}>
>
>»>I'm Evil! It's fun!
>»
>»It is quite exhilirating.
>
>So is slamming your head into a locker, but you don't see me doing it
>continuously. #;-}>
<g> :)
<snip>
>
>(snip)
>
>»Oh, with you as the new Villainess, I think it's high-time that we
>»held a "private conference" in my castle. We need to figure out your
>»agenda; will there be a villainous alliance? Or a competition? Will
>»you reside within my Fortress of Death, Despair, and Unholy Shadows,
>»or take up your own residence nearby? We need to draw out boundaries
>»and jurisdictions on villainy...
>
><Butthead mode>
>UHhhh... huh huh... huh huh huh... huh huh HUH huh huh....
>
>He wants to draw.... to draw... he wants to draw... bo-.... booo...
>booties? And... jur.... you... your... is dick shuns... huuh huh... he
>wants to draw on her with his dick. Huh huh... huh huh...
></Butthead mode>
LOL! :)
<rereads it> LOLAgain! :)
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Vincent Valentine
Gregory Cook wrote:
>
> Vincent Valentine <MapSI...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
> »Bad to the bone, baby.
>
> Bad to the bone? It's not nice to neglect the bone, VV, you should pay more
> attention to him.
?
The bone, as in I'm deeply bad (in a nice way), all the way to
my bones. It's a metaphor!!
>
> » <Vince whistles "my favorite things" into the shadows>
>
> And what would those be? #;-}>
>
You REALLY wanna know? ok, here ya are:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown papper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and snitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eye-lashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel
so bad
There you go.
--
<Vince skips into the shadows of the swiss alps...>
Cain Marko
Thierry Nguyen wrote:
>
> When the clock read precisely Wed, 04 Feb 1998 16:14:49 -0500, Night
Oh but I have been "Evil" long before this... nothing new to me ;)
>
> You know, this confirms the fact that no matter what you do, these
> fellows will follow you to the ends of the Earth. Buuut....
>
> Why not use this fact for your purposes? I mean hell, now you have
> free and willing henchman for your schemes! No need to use those drugs
> I used on Reno for your capers...
Cain<fingering his morph mantria>ohh... I wanna be Evil again SO BAD...
..
But only If Night Angel Asks REALLY Nice ^_^
>
> Thierry
> Master of Villainy in ACE
> Lord of the Skull Castle, which curiously looks like a duck or a rabbit
>
Cain Marko -- must.... withold... Evil.... urges....<gah>
Edwyn
timo suave wrote:
>
> timo suave wrote:
> >
> > Edwyn wrote:
> > >
> > > timo suave wrote:
<snip>
> > > >
> > > > <timo glances at Edwyn, who won't send him the MIDI>
> > >
> > > Hunh? Oh right, the midi file, yes....
> > >
> > > Look at the bottom of the post for a nice surprise (I hope that
> > > your nr isn't just text based....)
> > >
> > > Oh, and does anyone know where I can get "My Heart Will Go On"
> > > from Titanic in MIDI format?
> >
> > Thank you very much. I'm sorry for being mean (even though I really
> > wasn't).
> >
> > And no, I don't know where you can get "My Heart Will Go On" from
> > Titanic in MIDI format. Sorry.
>
> I was wrong. I do know. See, since you were so nice to include the
> MIDI I asked for, I went out and found the MIDI you wanted, saved it,
> and attached it to this very message.
Thank you. Much obliged.
> You are welcome.
Edwyn
Bahamut ZERO wrote:
>
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> On Wed, 04 Feb 1998 16:49:17 -0500, Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Gregory Cook wrote:
> >>
> >> Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> »Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
> >> »the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
> >> »Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
> >> »I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
> >> »I'm Evil! It's fun!
> >> »Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
> >> »And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
> >> »
> >> »
> >> »Night Angel, brand-new villianess
> >> »~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> »@ Defender Of Setzer @
> >> »~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >>
> >> #;-}>
> >
> >No. Setzer's the same as ever, I'm the only one who's changed. He
> >doesn't really approve, but we've been freinds long enough that he'll
> >put up with it, so long as I don't pull a Kefka. . .
> >
> >I'm not really big on attempting to destroy the world anyway. There's
> >nothing in it for me, and besides, no one ever pulls it off.
> >
> >
> >Night Angel, who can't wait for the next fan-fic so that she can be
> >evil. 0;)
>
> You could side with Thierry or something...
Heh heh heh heh....
Wyvern
Vincent Valentine <MapSI...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
<6bau2u$4...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
> Night Angel wrote:
> >
> > Vincent Valentine wrote:
> > >
> > > Wyvern wrote:
> > > > See how much fun it is? Come join the forces of Evil!
> > > >
> > >
> > > OO!! Fun! I'm kinda evil(in a happy, nice way).
> > > I think I'll be evil too(but with some exceptions)!!
> >
> > Damnit! now everyone wants to be evil!
Hey, I was evil to begin with. Remember that time I sent 50,000 innocent
soliders to thier deaths and made Gfox commit hari-kari? No? Well, it was
really evil, and I'd do it again! (despite my centuries long imprsonment by
Belthasar, wich actually turned out to be kinda enlightening...)
>>nice happy way? WTF? O;)
Barney's evil in a nice, happy way. So was Kasumi Tendo, when she was
possesed by that Oni...("Faster,Kasumi! Kill! Kill!")
> > > <Vince cartwheels Into the shadows, but
> > > falls down mid-cartwheel>
Ah, well...we do need SOME of our bad guys to be clutzes...remember Ozzie?
> > There's a suitably evil and terrifying thing to do.
And torturing the JLA, earth's first, last, and best line of defense
against the forces of evil, to the brink of madness, isen't? You WOUND me,
madam. ^_-
> Bad to the bone, baby.
> --
> <Vince whistles "my favorite things" into the shadows>
>
-Vincent
NOOOO! Not that song again! It'll be in my head all night! YOU MUST
DIEEEEEEE!
(Wyvern follows VV into the shadows, intent on casting "DEEP HURTING" on
him...suddenly, the survivors of the JLA break loose and jump into the
shadows...)
Batman: PREPARE TO- hey, there's TWO bad guys now! No fair! No fair!
Wonder Woman: Wich one of you is behind all this crap?
Superman Red: Yeah! Get over here so I can-
Superman Blue: SHUT UP, YOU IMPOSTER! DIE!!!
(they start to fight)
Green Arrow: *sigh* .....I miss the monostary...
Superman Blue: Hey, didn't you just die?
Superman: Red: Of course not! He's alive isn't he? Quit trying to confuse
everybody, you clever fake! DIE!
(they continue fighting)
Aztek:Anyway wich one of you is the mastermind?
Wyvern: Well, if you'll look at his last post, VV admitted to being "evil
in a happy sort of way"-just like...THE JOKER! (tm)
Batman: THE JOKER?!? (tm) grrr...
Green Lantern: Let's get him, guys!
(they gang up on VV, tie him up and escort him to the JLA moonbase)
Vincent: No fair, man!
Wyvern:Hey you killed cain for just bumping into you, remeber? BYE! (waves)
(the JLA leaves Wyvern's lair. Wyvern hums "Cruel Angel's Thesis" as he
slinks into the shadows...)
-Wyvern
(Superman Red: JLA is a registred trademark of DC comics, a division of
Warner Bros. a Time-Warner entertainment companieeee-
Superman Blue:NO,IT ISN'T! DIE! DIE! (they fight) )
"...it's child's play for a genius like me. I AM SUCH A GENIUS!"-Washu,
TENCHI MUYO!
"Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when I fall into a sewer and
die."-Mel Brooks
"Ah, the dream of every anime fan...to be that 'ordinary high school
student'..."-Edwyn
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely Wed, 04 Feb 1998 16:14:49 -0500, Night
Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> took a payphone and said rapidly into
it:
>Damnit! now everyone wants to be evil!
You know, this confirms the fact that no matter what you do, these
fellows will follow you to the ends of the Earth. Buuut....
Why not use this fact for your purposes? I mean hell, now you have
free and willing henchman for your schemes! No need to use those drugs
I used on Reno for your capers...
Thierry
Master of Villainy in ACE
Lord of the Skull Castle, which curiously looks like a duck or a rabbit
Committed villainous deeds below:
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely 5 Feb 1998 01:45:30 GMT, "Wyvern"
<yar...@gte.net> took a payphone and said rapidly into it:
>Hey, I was evil to begin with. Remember that time I sent 50,000 innocent
>soliders to thier deaths
Bleh, for me, it's quality, not quantity. I'd be more proud of
psychologically torturing ten men to the point of having them kill
each other rather than kill 50k at the drop of a hat. I mean, it is
pretty easy to do such a thing...
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely Wed, 04 Feb 1998 16:44:55 -0500, Night
Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> took a payphone and said rapidly into
it:
>> >Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
>>
>> Night Angel, aka the HOP. How's that sound? :)
>
>goofy. it just doesn't fit.
Yes, it is quite goofy. Takes away from the effect, I should know...
<flashback to Freshman year in HS, where my title of "Harbinger Of
Doom" has been reduced to "HOD" by some wiseass that I don't like to
this very day>
>
>> YES! Conversion! Our side's got the babe now! Bwahahahahaha! :)
>
>Yeah. but it's not like anything's gonna happen that didn't happen
>before.
I was just reminded of that scene in "Face/Off," where Travolta is
evil and he says on National Television "As a personal message to
Castor Troy, OUR side's got the bomb now!"
>> Perhaps becauase you were avoiding the amorous advances of fellows
>> like Reno and the like, that it took a masterful villain like moi to
>> mess with you in "Bail???" in order for you to convert? :)
>
>no, it took that parachute jump into my room for me to convert.
Ah well, it's still an act that I committed that provided the final
spark. I wonder what would've happened had you not dared me the way
you did...
>I decided that the best defense is to be so creepy and evil that nobody
>WANTS to mess with me in the first place.
"From this arises the question whether it is better to be loved more
than feared, or feared more than loved.The reply is, that one ought to
be both feared and loved, but as it is difficult for the two to go
together, it is much safer to be feared than loved, if one of the two
has to be wanting."
"And men have less scruple in offending one who maes himself loved
than one who makes himself feared; for love is held by a chain of
obligation which, men being selfish, is broken whenever it serves
their purpose; bur fear is maintained by a dread of punishment which
never fails."
"I conclude, therefore, with regard to being feared and love, that men
love at their own free will, but fear at the will of the prince..."
-All from Macchiavelli's "The Prince"
>Check out my new quote... it's also from Neverwhere... God, I love that
>book. Esp. the Marquis de Carabas... 0;) my very favorite type of
>character...
I guess I should ask the editor that has the book for her copy so that
I can read it, eh? :)
>Jurisdictions? boundaries?
Yeah, I'm a control type of villain....
>Personally, I thought I'd just strike wherever I felt like it.
Oh...fine...be a loose cannon. You independent villainess you...
>As to the meeting... hmm... since we don't know if we're allies yet, I
>think it might be...wiser... to meet somewhere neutral...
Fine, be that way. I'm the secretive and paranoid one, and you turn
down an invitation to my very home, which I have never extended to any
other before? Heh.
Anyhow, even if we find ourselves as adversaries at times, because of
your villainess status, I will have my goons construct a wing for you
to take asylum in, away from the forces of good, and created to your
specifications, near my castle (no, this is not some sick ploy to get
you to sleep with me a la B-0, Edwyn, timo, or Reno, this is aid for a
fellow villain)...
>Perhaps V.Val's bar?
>Very public, and it would be dificult for either one of us to pull
>anything... not that I think we COULDN'T. It would just be harder. 0;)
Hurm, other than the fact that just about every defense weapon and
Thwacker will be pointed in my diection (they still trust you to a
degree, nice advantage), I accept.
>Since I picked the place, you can pick the time.
>
A time when it is crowded. That way, it's harder to be sneaky, and any
attempted double-cross can be answered by massive force that will
result in a huge number of casualties, :)
How about sometime this Friday evening? Many ACErs should be having a
rowdy old time by then...
Gregory Cook
jdr...@cut.here.direct.ca (Bahamut ZERO) wrote:
» x-no-archive: yes
»
»On Wed, 04 Feb 1998 16:44:55 -0500, Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com>
»wrote:
»
»[snip]
»
»>Jurisdictions? boundaries?
»>Personally, I thought I'd just strike wherever I felt like it.
»>As to the meeting... hmm... since we don't know if we're allies yet, I
»>think it might be...wiser... to meet somewhere neutral...
»>Perhaps V.Val's bar?
»>Very public, and it would be dificult for either one of us to pull
»>anything... not that I think we COULDN'T. It would just be harder. 0;)
»>
»>Since I picked the place, you can pick the time.
»
»This sounds SO sick. I really need professional help.
No. As I've said millions of times... er... a few times before, you just
need to get laid. #;-}>
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thie...@mindspring.com (Thierry Nguyen) wrote:
»When the clock read precisely Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500, Night
»Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> took a payphone and said rapidly into
»it:
»
»>Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
»>the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
»>Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
No, it makes you Damien, the son of Lucifer.
If you didn't get the above sentence, then you haven't watched the brand
new episode of South Park in which Jesus and Satan go one-on-one in a
boxing ring. #;-}>
»Night Angel, aka the HOP. How's that sound? :)
But then when she says "I, HOP, do hereby announce Pigwalk's imminent
arrival..." she'll be making herself out to be the International House of
Pancakes... which... I don't believe she is. #;-}>
»>I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
»
»YES! Conversion! Our side's got the babe now! Bwahahahahaha! :)
Uhhhh... Thierry, you're scaring me. REALLY. Truly... scaring... anyway...
#;-}>
»>I'm Evil! It's fun!
»
»It is quite exhilirating.
So is slamming your head into a locker, but you don't see me doing it
continuously. #;-}>
»>Theirry, why didn't I try this long ago?
»
»Perhaps becauase you were avoiding the amorous advances of fellows
»like Reno and the like, that it took a masterful villain like moi to
»mess with you in "Bail???" in order for you to convert? :)
Oh stop being so full of yourself. #;-}>
»>And how come you didn't tell me how much fun this is? :)
»
»I can't just TELL people how fun it is! They have to watch me play out
»my act, my "teaser." Then they take their own path, and yours just
»happens to be the right one! ;)
You just did, apparently. #;-}>
(snip)
»Oh, with you as the new Villainess, I think it's high-time that we
»held a "private conference" in my castle. We need to figure out your
»agenda; will there be a villainous alliance? Or a competition? Will
»you reside within my Fortress of Death, Despair, and Unholy Shadows,
»or take up your own residence nearby? We need to draw out boundaries
»and jurisdictions on villainy...
<Butthead mode>
UHhhh... huh huh... huh huh huh... huh huh HUH huh huh....
He wants to draw.... to draw... he wants to draw... bo-.... booo...
booties? And... jur.... you... your... is dick shuns... huuh huh... he
wants to draw on her with his dick. Huh huh... huh huh...
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Vincent Valentine <MapSI...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
»Bad to the bone, baby.
Bad to the bone? It's not nice to neglect the bone, VV, you should pay more
attention to him.
On a related note, how many people knew that the average adult male human
has an erection during 1 minute out of every 4 minutes of R.E.M. sleep?
My God, I just noticed the subject title... Night Angel, did you come up
with that? #;-}>
» <Vince whistles "my favorite things" into the shadows>
And what would those be? #;-}>
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Gregory Cook wrote:
>
> Vincent Valentine <MapSI...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
> »Bad to the bone, baby.
>
> Bad to the bone? It's not nice to neglect the bone, VV, you should pay more
> attention to him.
>
> On a related note, how many people knew that the average adult male human
> has an erection during 1 minute out of every 4 minutes of R.E.M. sleep?
>
> My God, I just noticed the subject title... Night Angel, did you come up
> with that? #;-}>
>
> » <Vince whistles "my favorite things" into the shadows>
>
> And what would those be? #;-}>
"Sleeping with Night Angel,
Petting small kittens.
Letting my grandmother
See my new mittens.
Killing the clown that pushed me on the swing,
These are a few of my favorite things..."
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timo suave
Gregory Cook wrote:
>
> thie...@mindspring.com (Thierry Nguyen) wrote:
>
> »When the clock read precisely Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500, Night
> »Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> took a payphone and said rapidly into
> »it:
> »
> »>Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
> »>the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
> »>Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
>
> No, it makes you Damien, the son of Lucifer.
>
> If you didn't get the above sentence, then you haven't watched the brand
> new episode of South Park in which Jesus and Satan go one-on-one in a
> boxing ring. #;-}>
I would have, but I was at class. Yeah, it's a night class. And yes,
it does really suck.
> »Night Angel, aka the HOP. How's that sound? :)
>
> But then when she says "I, HOP, do hereby announce Pigwalk's imminent
> arrival..." she'll be making herself out to be the International House of
> Pancakes... which... I don't believe she is. #;-}>
>
> »>I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
> »
> »YES! Conversion! Our side's got the babe now! Bwahahahahaha! :)
>
> Uhhhh... Thierry, you're scaring me. REALLY. Truly... scaring... anyway...
> #;-}>
>
> »>I'm Evil! It's fun!
> »
> »It is quite exhilirating.
>
> So is slamming your head into a locker, but you don't see me doing it
> continuously. #;-}>
<thud>
<thud>
What did you say?
<silence>
Oh well.
<thud>
<thud>
Kain
In article <34d93b83...@news.rice.edu>, gfox...@rice.edu wrote:
>thie...@mindspring.com (Thierry Nguyen) wrote:
>
>»>Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
>»>the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
>»>Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
>
>No, it makes you Damien, the son of Lucifer.
>
>If you didn't get the above sentence, then you haven't watched the brand
>new episode of South Park in which Jesus and Satan go one-on-one in a
>boxing ring. #;-}>
I watched it. I wasted half an hour that I should have used to finish my
quantum mechanics homework to watch it - and I ended up regretting it. The
funny moments were few and far between, and I thought it was a bit of a letdown
after the Christmas episode. Oh well, maybe next week they'll make a better
episode.
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Edwyn
Night Angel wrote:
>
> Wyvern wrote:
> >
> > Vincent Valentine <MapSI...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
> > <6bau2u$4...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > Night Angel wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Vincent Valentine wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Wyvern wrote:
> > > > > > See how much fun it is? Come join the forces of Evil!
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > OO!! Fun! I'm kinda evil(in a happy, nice way).
> > > > > I think I'll be evil too(but with some exceptions)!!
> > > >
> > > > Damnit! now everyone wants to be evil!
> >
> > Hey, I was evil to begin with. Remember that time I sent 50,000 innocent
> > soliders to thier deaths and made Gfox commit hari-kari? No? Well, it was
> > really evil, and I'd do it again! (despite my centuries long imprsonment by
> > Belthasar, wich actually turned out to be kinda enlightening...)
>
> Actually, I don't remember that. When did you kill 50,000 soldiers?
>
> > >>nice happy way? WTF? O;)
> >
> > Barney's evil in a nice, happy way. So was Kasumi Tendo, when she was
> > possesed by that Oni...("Faster,Kasumi! Kill! Kill!")
>
> Who the hell is Kasumi Tendo?
>
A character from an anime series Ranma 1/2. Basically she's a
motherly type of person, who you wouldn't suspect in the least
of commiting mulitple acts of violence.
> > > > > <Vince cartwheels Into the shadows, but
> > > > > falls down mid-cartwheel>
> >
> > Ah, well...we do need SOME of our bad guys to be clutzes...remember Ozzie?
>
> no.
Chrono Trigger, mi'lass. One of the henchmen of Magus.
Along with Slash and Flea.
> > > > There's a suitably evil and terrifying thing to do.
> >
> > And torturing the JLA, earth's first, last, and best line of defense
> > against the forces of evil, to the brink of madness, isen't? You WOUND me,
> > madam. ^_-
>
> I should hope I wound you... oh. you meant verbally.
> I didn't know the JLA was our last line of defense. I thought that was
> the X-Men...
No, our last line of defence are in fact the MIB, cause they look
so cool with their suits and shades.... <jamaican> They're so cool,
them bad guys will keel over from frostbite. Yhea, mon. </jamaican>
> No! Damnit!!! stay away from Warren, Damn you!!! hasn't the poor man
> suffered enough?!?!? he was recently in a Ls written by Ben Raab for
> God's Sake!!!!
Who is this "Warren" character? And am I making a fool of myself
by asking this question?
> errr.... Back to what I was saying.
> I don't really know that much about the JLA, but I guess you're right,
> if you're referring to the DC universe...
> But if you want Marvel, it's the X-men
> or the fantastic four....
Why them? Why not Thor or sumthin'? Ain't he the god of them
lightning bolts or sumthin'? And ain't he, like, immortal and
shit?
And why am I talking like a redneck?
> But I'm not really big on the FF....
> The planet's last line of defense is Cloud and his buddies...
> The world's last line of defense is the errr.... there's no real title
> for the Main Characters in FF III.... In my story, I call them The
> Fourteen...
> But they're cool too....
You only like them cause of Setzer.... :-)
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Edwyn
timo suave wrote:
>
> Gregory Cook wrote:
> >
> > Vincent Valentine <MapSI...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >
> > » <Vince whistles "my favorite things" into the shadows>
> >
> > And what would those be? #;-}>
>
> "Sleeping with Night Angel,
> Petting small kittens.
> Letting my grandmother
> See my new mittens.
> Killing the clown that pushed me on the swing,
> These are a few of my favorite things..."
> -Bahamut ZERO (lyrics by timo)
Well, that explains his psychological profile.... And that clown
obsession of his.... My God, the horror....
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely Thu, 05 Feb 1998 13:15:15 -0800, Edwyn
<ed...@ihug.co.nz> took a payphone and said rapidly into it:
>> Maybe you can turn evil during the final Chapters of the Bail? chapters.
>> You could side with Thierry or something...
>
>Heh heh heh heh....
>
>-Edwyn
Say...where ARE those chapters, hmm? :)
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely Thu, 05 Feb 1998 04:16:15 GMT,
gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) took a payphone and said rapidly into
it:
>
>No, it makes you Damien, the son of Lucifer.
>
>If you didn't get the above sentence, then you haven't watched the brand
>new episode of South Park in which Jesus and Satan go one-on-one in a
>boxing ring. #;-}>
While I liked the concept, the execution leaves quite a bit to be
desired...
BTW, I liked the simple pleasure of watching Damien do all these
freaky acts of evil in the classroom. Was pretty keen, :)
>»YES! Conversion! Our side's got the babe now! Bwahahahahaha! :)
>
>Uhhhh... Thierry, you're scaring me. REALLY. Truly... scaring... anyway...
>#;-}>
And I say again: Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
>Oh stop being so full of yourself. #;-}>
My mistake, it was another act of mine that provided the final spark
for her conversion....
And hey, I do what I want, cuz I'm still the Master of Villainy. You
putz, :)
><Butthead mode>
>UHhhh... huh huh... huh huh huh... huh huh HUH huh huh....
>
>He wants to draw.... to draw... he wants to draw... bo-.... booo...
>booties? And... jur.... you... your... is dick shuns... huuh huh... he
>wants to draw on her with his dick. Huh huh... huh huh...
></Butthead mode>
>
Now THIS is the funniest shit I've read in a LONG time (besides
Edwyn's giant mallet comment)....
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely Fri, 06 Feb 1998 00:11:46 -0800, Edwyn
<ed...@ihug.co.nz> took a payphone and said rapidly into it:
>I get da chapter! I get da chapter! I just need more time boss! :-)
>
>I also need to stop switching accents all the time....
>
>-Edwyn
Would this be a Peter Lorre (sp?), of "Da plane boss, da plane!" fame?
:)
EIther that or some other Mob stooge...
Lon Callis
Edwyn wrote in message <34DAB6...@ihug.co.nz>...
>timo suave wrote:
>>
>> Gregory Cook wrote:
>> >
>> > Vincent Valentine <MapSI...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>> >
>> > » <Vince whistles "my favorite things" into the shadows>
>> >
>> > And what would those be? #;-}>
>>
>> "Sleeping with Night Angel,
>> Petting small kittens.
>> Letting my grandmother
>> See my new mittens.
>> Killing the clown that pushed me on the swing,
>> These are a few of my favorite things..."
>> -Bahamut ZERO (lyrics by timo)
>
>Well, that explains his psychological profile.... And that clown
>obsession of his.... My God, the horror....
"When I was a kid and I went to the circus, I never really thought the
clowns were funny. In fact, I thought they were kind of scary. Maybe it's
because of the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
-- Jack Handey
:)
--
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248 Posts to AGFF -- Defender of the The Clash
60 posts to ACEBO93
Gregory Cook
"Lon Callis" <LonC...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
»
»Gregory Cook wrote in message <34d93b83...@news.rice.edu>...
»>thie...@mindspring.com (Thierry Nguyen) wrote:
»>
»>»When the clock read precisely Mon, 02 Feb 1998 23:04:03 -0500, Night
»>»Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> took a payphone and said rapidly into
»>»it:
»>»
»>»>Pigwalk is coming. :) he's asked me to annouce this, I guess to give
»>»>the populance time to prepare themselves. . .
»>»>Does this make me the herald of Pigwalk? :)
»>
»>No, it makes you Damien, the son of Lucifer.
»>
»>If you didn't get the above sentence, then you haven't watched the brand
»>new episode of South Park in which Jesus and Satan go one-on-one in a
»>boxing ring. #;-}>
»
» I did!!!! IMHO, it wasn't as funny than other episodes, but it was
very
»entertaining. :)
Yes, certainly not the best, but still a fun romp through South Park
nonetheless. #;-}>
»>»Night Angel, aka the HOP. How's that sound? :)
»>
»>But then when she says "I, HOP, do hereby announce Pigwalk's imminent
»>arrival..." she'll be making herself out to be the International House of
»>Pancakes... which... I don't believe she is. #;-}>
»
» <homer>MMMMMMMMmmmmm.... pancakes...<drool></homer>
Okay pal, that's Night Angel you're starin' at there, snap out of it. #;-}>
»>»>I would also like for everyone to note my new Villianess Status.
»>»
»>»YES! Conversion! Our side's got the babe now! Bwahahahahaha! :)
»>
»>Uhhhh... Thierry, you're scaring me. REALLY. Truly... scaring...
anyway...
»>#;-}>
»>
»>»>I'm Evil! It's fun!
»>»
»>»It is quite exhilirating.
»>
»>So is slamming your head into a locker, but you don't see me doing it
»>continuously. #;-}>
»
» <g> :)
There was this guy in high school. He was huge. 6 foot 3, 300 pounds. His
nickname was Tank. He would slam his head into lockers, and it would DENT
them. It was impressive, in a weird sort of way. #;-}>
»<snip>
»>
»>(snip)
»>
»>»Oh, with you as the new Villainess, I think it's high-time that we
»>»held a "private conference" in my castle. We need to figure out your
»>»agenda; will there be a villainous alliance? Or a competition? Will
»>»you reside within my Fortress of Death, Despair, and Unholy Shadows,
»>»or take up your own residence nearby? We need to draw out boundaries
»>»and jurisdictions on villainy...
»>
»><Butthead mode>
»>UHhhh... huh huh... huh huh huh... huh huh HUH huh huh....
»>
»>He wants to draw.... to draw... he wants to draw... bo-.... booo...
»>booties? And... jur.... you... your... is dick shuns... huuh huh... he
»>wants to draw on her with his dick. Huh huh... huh huh...
»></Butthead mode>
»
» LOL! :)
» <rereads it> LOLAgain! :)
Reread Thierry's part, you mean? Yes, it was rife with sexual innuendo,
wasn't it? But then again, Butthead usually does find sexual innuendo in
words that have more than two syllables. He simply finds a sexual word that
is remotely near the pronunciation. #;-}>
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Wyvern
Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote in article
> Wyvern wrote:
> >
> > Vincent Valentine <MapSI...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
> > <6bau2u$4...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > Night Angel wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Vincent Valentine wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Wyvern wrote:
> > > > > > See how much fun it is? Come join the forces of Evil!
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > OO!! Fun! I'm kinda evil(in a happy, nice way).
> > > > > I think I'll be evil too(but with some exceptions)!!
> > > >
> > > > Damnit! now everyone wants to be evil!
> >
> > Hey, I was evil to begin with. Remember that time I sent 50,000
innocent
> > soliders to thier deaths and made Gfox commit hari-kari? No? Well, it
was
> > really evil, and I'd do it again! (despite my centuries long
imprsonment by
> > Belthasar, wich actually turned out to be kinda enlightening...)
>
> Actually, I don't remember that. When did you kill 50,000 soldiers?
It was when I nuked Belthasar's air armada (and made it look like an
accident!) back in AGFF.
> > >>nice happy way? WTF? O;)
> >
> > Barney's evil in a nice, happy way. So was Kasumi Tendo, when she was
> > possesed by that Oni...("Faster,Kasumi! Kill! Kill!")
>
> Who the hell is Kasumi Tendo?
The nicest person in anime land...^_^
> > > > > <Vince cartwheels Into the shadows, but
> > > > > falls down mid-cartwheel>
> >
> > Ah, well...we do need SOME of our bad guys to be clutzes...remember
Ozzie?
>
> no.
Then you need to play Chrono Trigger ^_^
> > > > There's a suitably evil and terrifying thing to do.
> >
> > And torturing the JLA, earth's first, last, and best line of defense
> > against the forces of evil, to the brink of madness, isen't? You WOUND
me,
> > madam. ^_-
>
> I should hope I wound you... oh. you meant verbally.
>
HEY!
>I didn't know the JLA was our last line of defense. I thought that was
> the X-Men...
No, they exsist in toatally different universes, and the X-men's deal is to
"fight for peaceful co-exsidtance between humans and mutants." In the
Marvel universe, protecting Earth is the Avenger's gig (the X-men and the
Fantastic Four help a bunch, though ^_^)
> No! Damnit!!! stay away from Warren, Damn you!!! hasn't the poor man
> suffered enough?!?!? he was recently in a Ls written by Ben Raab for
> God's Sake!!!!
Oh, my God, he was?!? Poor, poor, Archangel. He must still be
recovering...
> errr.... Back to what I was saying.
> I don't really know that much about the JLA, but I guess you're right,
You should read the book. They're the toughest team out there. They could
take ANYONE.
> if you're referring to the DC universe...
> But if you want Marvel, it's the X-men
> or the fantastic four....
> But I'm not really big on the FF....
> The planet's last line of defense is Cloud and his buddies...
> The world's last line of defense is the errr.... there's no real title
> for the Main Characters in FF III.... In my story, I call them The
> Fourteen...
> But they're cool too....
How about just "The Returners?"
Does anyone know what LOL means?
> > Green Lantern: Let's get him, guys!
> >
> > (they gang up on VV, tie him up and escort him to the JLA moonbase)
> >
> > Vincent: No fair, man!
> >
> > Wyvern:Hey you killed cain for just bumping into you, remeber? BYE!
(waves)
> >
> > (the JLA leaves Wyvern's lair. Wyvern hums "Cruel Angel's Thesis" as he
> > slinks into the shadows...)
>
> O;)
>
>
> Night Angel
> --
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> @ Defender Of Setzer @
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
These shadows are too damn dark...^_-
-Wyvern
Richard Healey
Thierry Nguyen (thie...@mindspring.com) wrote:
: >Oh stop being so full of yourself. #;-}>
: My mistake, it was another act of mine that provided the final spark
: for her conversion....
: And hey, I do what I want, cuz I'm still the Master of Villainy. You
: putz, :)
you cant do whatever you want... for example, if you wanted to kill the good
guys, you couldnt just kill us quickly... youd have to reveal all your evil
plan first, then leave them in an easily escapable and slow to finish trap.
: So journey over wrecked land, for these horseman in Iron
: This is fear and you've all turned up
: This atmosphere is thicker than blood
: From Gehenna to here a release of sin
: This is our lair
: We yhe Nephilim"
: --Fields of the Nephilim, "Returning to Gehenna"
youre forgetting the best classic darkness quote:
"I am the way to the City of Woe
I am the way to a forsaken people
I am the way to eternal sorrow
Sacred Justice moved my architect
I was raised here by Divine Omnipotence
Primordial Love and Ultimate Intellect
Only those elements time cannot wear
Stand before me; and beyond all time I stand
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
- Dante Aligheri, "Inferno", Canto 5, lines 1-9
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| Rick Healey |
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| RHe...@bu.edu |
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-ACE93 Spoony Bard and Co-Defender of Relm
-Defender of ACE93 (1st class)
-Co-Defender of Cats (beware the wrath of Gizmo cat!)
-Weighs 84.45 octillion yoctograms
Quotes:
- "I have better off-topic posts to make," Thierry Nguyen, ACE93
Diabolical Villain
- "All I never wanted to know about sex, I learned from GFox," Edwyn
- "Dejanews: the Pandora's Box of the Internet," J. Edward Hahn,
International Sex Icon.
- "Precious and few are the moments that you and your own worst enemy
share," They Might Be Giants, "Your Own Worst Enemy"
- "Bologna and ice cream mean death when combined," Herb Berfert, on the
show "Out Of Control"
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timo suave
Edwyn wrote:
>
> Thierry Nguyen wrote:
> >
> > When the clock read precisely Fri, 06 Feb 1998 00:11:46 -0800, Edwyn
> > <ed...@ihug.co.nz> took a payphone and said rapidly into it:
> >
> > >I get da chapter! I get da chapter! I just need more time boss! :-)
> > >
> > >I also need to stop switching accents all the time....
> > >
> > >-Edwyn
> >
> > Would this be a Peter Lorre (sp?), of "Da plane boss, da plane!" fame?
> > :)
>
>
> > EIther that or some other Mob stooge...
>
> offed-due-to-misdirected-funds" type of accent....
Hey! I know that guy! You sound nothing like him.
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timo suave
Gregory Cook wrote:
>
> "Wyvern" <yar...@gte.net> wrote:
>
> »> LOL!!!!!!
> »
> »Does anyone know what LOL means?
>
> thinking it's Lots of Love. #;-}>
I know someone who thought it was Laugh On Line. I still go by your
definition though.
Edwyn
Thierry Nguyen wrote:
>
> When the clock read precisely Thu, 05 Feb 1998 13:15:15 -0800, Edwyn
> >> You could side with Thierry or something...
> >
> >Heh heh heh heh....
> >
> >-Edwyn
>
> Say...where ARE those chapters, hmm? :)
>
I get da chapter! I get da chapter! I just need more time boss! :-)
I also need to stop switching accents all the time....
-Edwyn
--
Edwyn
Thierry Nguyen wrote:
>
> When the clock read precisely Fri, 06 Feb 1998 00:11:46 -0800, Edwyn
> >
> >I also need to stop switching accents all the time....
> >
> >-Edwyn
>
> :)
HEY! I am NOT that short!
> EIther that or some other Mob stooge...
I think I was going for a "Italian-mobster-named-Louie-who-gets-
offed-due-to-misdirected-funds" type of accent....
-Edwyn
Gregory Cook
"Wyvern" <yar...@gte.net> wrote:
»> LOL!!!!!!
»
»Does anyone know what LOL means?
Laughing Out Loud. At least, in internet jargon it does. My mom won't stop
thinking it's Lots of Love. #;-}>
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Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely 5 Feb 1998 23:00:13 GMT, rhe...@bu.edu
(Richard Healey) took a payphone and said rapidly into it:
>you cant do whatever you want... for example, if you wanted to kill the good
>guys, you couldnt just kill us quickly... youd have to reveal all your evil
>plan first, then leave them in an easily escapable and slow to finish trap.
One with over-elaborate machinery to boot; i.e. usless pumps, flanges,
and lots of gyrating gears and steam frothing out of several places
simultaneously....
>youre forgetting the best classic darkness quote:
>
<snip classic Dante>
Geez, I can't believe I forgot some Dante. Well, tis been added, with
the classic "Abandon all hope" line intact...
I also added some other zippy quotes; they're not necessarily "evil"
per se, but they just sound cool anyways, :)
Pertinent Statements Below:
"Pramonitus, praemunitis"
(I foreshadow, therefore I destroy)
-Protoss Scout, "StarCraft"
"I do not command a starship; I command a force of Nature."
-Protoss Carrier, "StarCraft"
"Prepare for death if here at night you roam,
And sign your will before you sup from home."
-Dr. Samuel Johnson
"All the plains of the earth are now lighted by fire
So journey over wrecked land, for these horseman in Iron
This is fear and you've all turned up
This atmosphere is thicker than blood
From Gehenna to here a release of sin
This is our lair
We the Nephilim"
--Fields of the Nephilim, "Returning to Gehenna"
"I am the way to the City of Woe
I am the way to a forsaken people
I am the way to eternal sorrow
Sacred Justice moved my architect
I was raised here by Divine Omnipotence
Primordial Love and Ultimate Intellect
Only those elements time cannot wear
Stand before me; and beyond all time I stand
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
-Dante Aligheri, "Inferno", Canto 5, lines 1-9
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely 5 Feb 1998 22:30:24 GMT, "Wyvern"
<yar...@gte.net> took a payphone and said rapidly into it:
>No, they exsist in toatally different universes, and the X-men's deal is to
>"fight for peaceful co-exsidtance between humans and mutants." In the
>Marvel universe, protecting Earth is the Avenger's gig (the X-men and the
>Fantastic Four help a bunch, though ^_^)
Egad, the Avengers? Who's in them now? Last I remember (I may have
read Avengers once in a blue moon, forgot when), it had like, Captain
America (ugh), Scarlet Witch, and that red Martian guy...
>Does anyone know what LOL means?
(L)augh (O)ut (L)oud.
Thierry Nguyen
When the clock read precisely Thu, 05 Feb 1998 20:02:03 GMT,
gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) took a payphone and said rapidly into
it:
>Reread Thierry's part, you mean? Yes, it was rife with sexual innuendo,
>wasn't it? But then again, Butthead usually does find sexual innuendo in
>words that have more than two syllables. He simply finds a sexual word that
>is remotely near the pronunciation. #;-}>
Rife with sexual innuendo? Sheesh, perhaps next time I'll post
something that's more pregnant with meaning...
Edwyn
timo suave wrote:
>
> Edwyn wrote:
> >
> > Thierry Nguyen wrote:
> > >
> > > <ed...@ihug.co.nz> took a payphone and said rapidly into it:
> > >
> > > >I get da chapter! I get da chapter! I just need more time boss! :-)
> > > >
> > > >I also need to stop switching accents all the time....
> > > >
> > > >-Edwyn
> > >
> > > Would this be a Peter Lorre (sp?), of "Da plane boss, da plane!" fame?
> > > :)
> >
> > HEY! I am NOT that short!
> >
> > > EIther that or some other Mob stooge...
> >
> > I think I was going for a "Italian-mobster-named-Louie-who-gets-
> > offed-due-to-misdirected-funds" type of accent....
>
>
'Ey! Ya knows Louie? Tell im, "Tony Mantrioni wants ta have a word
with ya." Got that? 'ere, 'ave a quarter, buys yerself a drink.
<gets into an unmarked Ford and drives away>
timo suave
Edwyn wrote:
>
> timo suave wrote:
> >
> > Edwyn wrote:
> > >
> > > Thierry Nguyen wrote:
> > > >
> > > > When the clock read precisely Fri, 06 Feb 1998 00:11:46 -0800, Edwyn
> > > > <ed...@ihug.co.nz> took a payphone and said rapidly into it:
> > > >
> > > > >I get da chapter! I get da chapter! I just need more time boss! :-)
> > > > >
> > > > >I also need to stop switching accents all the time....
> > > > >
> > > > >-Edwyn
> > > >
> > > > Would this be a Peter Lorre (sp?), of "Da plane boss, da plane!" fame?
> > > > :)
> > >
> > > HEY! I am NOT that short!
> > >
> > > > EIther that or some other Mob stooge...
> > >
> > > I think I was going for a "Italian-mobster-named-Louie-who-gets-
> > > offed-due-to-misdirected-funds" type of accent....
> >
> > Hey! I know that guy! You sound nothing like him.
> >
>
> 'Ey! Ya knows Louie? Tell im, "Tony Mantrioni wants ta have a word
> with ya." Got that? 'ere, 'ave a quarter, buys yerself a drink.
> <gets into an unmarked Ford and drives away>
I gave him the message. He has one for you, too. Just go over there.
Yeah, that dark room. Don't worry, we just had the maid come in and
clean up all the blo--
I mean, all the blossoms that were on the floor. Go on, it'll be okay.
<Edwyn walks into room>
Louie: So, I heard you wers selling some leather jackets?
Edwyn: Actually, <snicker> I was, but I decided to piss timo off
and...well, let's just say that I'm selling leather strips now.
Louie: Oh, that's a good one. Last time I wanted to piss someone off I
cut off his testicles, fed them to him, and then threw him off a bridge.
But yours is good too.
Edwyn: ...<gulp>...
Louie: By the way, you should know that the jacket you took was
borrowed from me by timo.
Edwyn: ...is that so?....
<the door slams, and for the next two hours, all that could be heard
were the sounds of Edwyn being beaten until every bone in his body was
broken. he now eats out of a straw>
timo: That's for messin' my jacket.
...
...
...
...
X, you're next.
X
timo suave wrote in message <34DAAEC2...@concentric.net>...
<X warps in out of nowhere>
X: DAMNIT, we WERE selling these 2 million dollar jackets, but if mister
Edwyn here hadn't decided to rip them up into tiny little strips we wouldn't
BE in such a mess... @;^}
>Edwyn: Actually, <snicker> I was, but I decided to piss timo off
>and...well, let's just say that I'm selling leather strips now.
X: See? <g>
>Louie: Oh, that's a good one. Last time I wanted to piss someone off I
>cut off his testicles, fed them to him, and then threw him off a bridge.
>But yours is good too.
>
>Edwyn: ...<gulp>...
>
>Louie: By the way, you should know that the jacket you took was
>borrowed from me by timo.
>
>Edwyn: ...is that so?....
>
><the door slams, and for the next two hours, all that could be heard
>were the sounds of Edwyn being beaten until every bone in his body was
>broken. he now eats out of a straw>
>
>timo: That's for messin' my jacket.
>...
>...
>...
>...
>X, you're next.
ACK!!!
.....
<X quickly tapes the jackets back up together into a mixed up mess>
X: Uh, there ya go.. Good as...old? <g>
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Night Angel <7377...@compuserve.com> wrote:
>Vincent Valentine wrote:
>> OO!! Fun! I'm kinda evil(in a happy, nice way).
>> I think I'll be evil too(but with some exceptions)!!
>
>Damnit! now everyone wants to be evil!
>nice happy way? WTF? O;)
(A.Weirdo the Log raises his wing)
A.Weirdo the Log:Can I be evil too?
(A.Weirdo kicks him in the butt)
A.Weirdo:Hey!Just because everyone else wants to be evil doesn't mean YOU
have to be evil!
A.Weirdo the Log:Hey,hey!
A.Weirdo:Why are you going "Hey hey?"for?You sound like Palmer!
A.Weirdo the Log:Really?Maybe I was Palmer in a past life or something...
Palmer:How could you be me in a past life if I'm still alive?!
A.Weirdo the Log:I dunno.Hey, you wanna go hijack a Fritos truck or
something?I wanna be evil!
Palmer:Hey!That sounds like fun!
(They both walk off to hijack a Fritos truck)
>
>> <Vince cartwheels Into the shadows, but
>> falls down mid-cartwheel>
>
>There's a suitably evil and terrifying thing to do.
<Nelson> Ha ha!</Nelson>
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5...
Wyvern
Thierry Nguyen <thie...@mindspring.com> wrote in article
<34dd99b...@news.mindspring.com>...
> When the clock read precisely 5 Feb 1998 22:30:24 GMT, "Wyvern"
> <yar...@gte.net> took a payphone and said rapidly into it:
>
> >No, they exsist in toatally different universes, and the X-men's deal is
to
> >"fight for peaceful co-exsidtance between humans and mutants." In the
> >Marvel universe, protecting Earth is the Avenger's gig (the X-men and
the
> >Fantastic Four help a bunch, though ^_^)
>
> Egad, the Avengers? Who's in them now? Last I remember (I may have
> read Avengers once in a blue moon, forgot when), it had like, Captain
> America (ugh), Scarlet Witch, and that red Martian guy...
As of the brand-spanking new AVENGERS#1, every person who is not dead and
has been a member of the team (that's like, 45 heroes) minus the FF have
teamed up vs. Morgan Le Fey. However, by issue # 3 we'll have the final
arangement. For the record, my favorite Avengers team would be:
Captain America (as team leader)
Thor
Iron Man
Hawkeye
The Vision
The Scarlet Witch
The Beast
Quicksilver,
and She-Hulk
So there.
> >Does anyone know what LOL means?
>
> (L)augh (O)ut (L)oud.
>
>
> Thierry
Thank you...
-Wyvern
(isn't afraid of anyone-EXCEPT Captain America)
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>When the clock read precisely Thu, 05 Feb 1998 20:02:03 GMT,
>gfox...@rice.edu (Gregory Cook) took a payphone and said rapidly into
>it:
>
>>Reread Thierry's part, you mean? Yes, it was rife with sexual innuendo,
>>wasn't it? But then again, Butthead usually does find sexual innuendo in
>>words that have more than two syllables. He simply finds a sexual word that
>>is remotely near the pronunciation. #;-}>
>
>Rife with sexual innuendo? Sheesh, perhaps next time I'll post
>something that's more pregnant with meaning...
I'll take the bait.
<butthead> Huh huh, huh huh, he said "pregnant," huh huh, huh huh.
<beavis> Heh heh, he said "in you" too, heh heh, heh heh.
Rob ~2~
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someone of your intelligence can muster." --Luke Drelick, in
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