The best way to figure it out is by visiting a gay bar and going to the rest
room and sucking off a few guys. If you like that, then you will really
enjoy being a vampire. Keep in mind that since Ann Rice became the vampire
queen of fiction, all vamps are bisexual, so think of it as Vampire
Training.
You're not a vampire.
For starters, vampires practice much better grammar and spelling that
you do. And they don't write in run-on sentences.
In all seriousness, the vampire symptoms you describe were largely
invented by Hollywood. Even Bram Stoker's Dracula was able to go out
into the daylight.
You probably just have a fascination with vampires in fiction, and when
stressed, ape some of their fictional traits. You aren't evicining
anything close to Real(tm) Vampire traits.
Amen to that.
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back in black.
> In all seriousness, the vampire symptoms you describe were largely
> invented by Hollywood. Even Bram Stoker's Dracula was able to go out into
> the daylight.
Yet, almost every single vampire, when describing the symptoms, lists
enlarged "fangs", sensitivity to sunlight, cravings for blood, etc.... All
of which relate to the mythology behind vampirism.
My question would then be, what ARE the symptoms of "real vampirism", given
you seem rather clear on what they are not?
-V.
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Never work night shifts and then instantly switch it is extermly bad for
your health
"Christina Szeman" <midnig...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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|>and feel hungry iv always been sensitive to light and have to wear
|>sunglasses alot or not go out side a lot but I'm not real pail or have
|>a skin sensitivity to light just hurts my eyes but i have a very keen
|>ear and sense of touch i feel almost intoxicated by somethings.
These are common explainable symptoms of anything......
The Movie Vampire theme was based on Bram Stockers alleviated and
concept of what he would sell based on TEPES or Vlad The Impaler....not too
distant from the Rumanians and Transylvanian "gypsies" who do drink blood as
a gluttonous habit....
These are based on boring true events, like Ed Gains, which evolved
to Psycho, Chain saw Massacres, etc.....
A vampire or witch can't see themselves in a mirror, but this has
extended to nobody can see your image in a mirror....