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DJinni

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Oct 31, 2005, 11:02:06 PM10/31/05
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i just watched the A&E special on vampires and felt a very strong
connection to the way the vampires feed and now thinking about it iv
always have had a very strong need to bite sometimes and id
uncontrollably need to bite down feeling very excited and when iv
flirted with woman iv felt the neck and iv found that i have a very
strong jaw and em in the same ways very charismatic like a vampire and
em wandering if i should learn to feed or try feeding the psis way or
maybe try blood because even now i feel very anxtius and have a need to
bite and feel hungry iv always been sensitive to light and have to wear
sunglasses alot or not go out side a lot but I'm not real pail or have
a skin sensitivity to light just hurts my eyes but i have a very keen
ear and sense of touch i feel almost intoxicated by somethings. if you
could tell me if this would consider me a vamp or if you can give me
some signs id really like to hear from you

Garth Bader

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Nov 1, 2005, 1:44:29 AM11/1/05
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"DJinni" <felt a very strong connection to the way the vampires feed and now

thinking about it iv always have had a very strong need to bite sometimes
and id
> uncontrollably need to bite down feeling very excited>

The best way to figure it out is by visiting a gay bar and going to the rest
room and sucking off a few guys. If you like that, then you will really
enjoy being a vampire. Keep in mind that since Ann Rice became the vampire
queen of fiction, all vamps are bisexual, so think of it as Vampire
Training.


MagsTheAxe

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Jan 7, 2006, 2:58:46 PM1/7/06
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You're not a vampire.

For starters, vampires practice much better grammar and spelling that
you do. And they don't write in run-on sentences.

In all seriousness, the vampire symptoms you describe were largely
invented by Hollywood. Even Bram Stoker's Dracula was able to go out
into the daylight.

You probably just have a fascination with vampires in fiction, and when
stressed, ape some of their fictional traits. You aren't evicining
anything close to Real(tm) Vampire traits.


maestro

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Feb 1, 2006, 1:31:06 AM2/1/06
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> You're not a vampire.
>
> For starters, vampires practice much better grammar and spelling that
> you do. And they don't write in run-on sentences.
>

Amen to that.


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shadow_of_night

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Mar 15, 2006, 8:13:21 AM3/15/06
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I must agree. You are experiancing things invented by Hollywood. Perhaps
you have an illness that makes you sensitive to light, or are just feeling
things as a result of your obsession with vampires, I don't know, but you
are not a vampire.

Vorsuc

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Mar 16, 2006, 9:14:06 PM3/16/06
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"MagsTheAxe" <MagsT...@iglou.com> wrote in message
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> In all seriousness, the vampire symptoms you describe were largely
> invented by Hollywood. Even Bram Stoker's Dracula was able to go out into
> the daylight.

Yet, almost every single vampire, when describing the symptoms, lists
enlarged "fangs", sensitivity to sunlight, cravings for blood, etc.... All
of which relate to the mythology behind vampirism.

My question would then be, what ARE the symptoms of "real vampirism", given
you seem rather clear on what they are not?

-V.


Christina Szeman

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Mar 18, 2006, 9:22:30 PM3/18/06
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The only way that you know that you are a vampire is if you work graveyard
shifts, but without the blood.


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Simon Wike

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Mar 22, 2006, 7:54:34 AM3/22/06
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Do night shifts for 4 months then switch back to day shifts, you will sweat
in the sun light, feel sick, have weak legs.

Never work night shifts and then instantly switch it is extermly bad for
your health


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Bob

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Feb 20, 2008, 6:43:27 PM2/20/08
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On 31 Oct 2005 20:02:06 -0800, "DJinni" <lancer...@yahoo.com> wrote:

|>and feel hungry iv always been sensitive to light and have to wear
|>sunglasses alot or not go out side a lot but I'm not real pail or have
|>a skin sensitivity to light just hurts my eyes but i have a very keen
|>ear and sense of touch i feel almost intoxicated by somethings.

These are common explainable symptoms of anything......

The Movie Vampire theme was based on Bram Stockers alleviated and
concept of what he would sell based on TEPES or Vlad The Impaler....not too
distant from the Rumanians and Transylvanian "gypsies" who do drink blood as
a gluttonous habit....

These are based on boring true events, like Ed Gains, which evolved
to Psycho, Chain saw Massacres, etc.....

A vampire or witch can't see themselves in a mirror, but this has
extended to nobody can see your image in a mirror....

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