Laser Quest Resumes immediately
Mad as a Box of Frogs
Noble Britons and cunning Canucks, gather thee back to the fire.
Morally bankrupt Americans and the Irish - take your chairs,
In the rows well behind. Most Australian and your exhiled lot,
sparing a few�, shall join hands where it's standing, back behind the pot.
(and be thankful for that!)
For now is the time, to resume at the page with that folded corner,
Where we last left off.
You will recall with warm regard,
Our friends with toaster ovens shoved up their ass.
You may affectionately wonder what the outcome may be,
for obese crooks caught concealing their weapons.
What is in store for that horrid lot,
That spent their break, wondering wot...?
Their fate will be - and how they will manage,
To settle the suit, and control the damage.
The infant of '10 bawls for relief,
From filthing and frogging and identity thief.
What lies ahead for many I'm sure,
Is hellish with laughter, if that be the cure.
Not a surprise this chapter we start,
Will inspire and fire some words from the heart.
For this book to be written, I'm really not shittin',
We need to return to the source -> .
To a time when news, and important reviews
Took precedent over the force. -><-
Back to the battle, and oh that great tattle
Of courage and wit with no bland...
'tis Newsnet time, and however sublime,
Mine is the mightiest gland.
The rest of you lot can go and fuck off.
-This is a public matter.
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Sarah Ehrett
> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 01:15:11 +0000 (UTC), under...@news.vrx.net (Mad
> Offishal peanut feeder to Russell Tavik
> Owner of Tom Evans of Toronto KKKanaDUH
> alt.usenet.legends.lamey
> AUK Offishal Tinfoil Sombrero award 05/07
> #20 Usenet asshole
> #6 Lits Slut
> #9 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
> <Approved by Lionel>
> #11 Most posting trolls/hunters/flonkers 2007
> #1 Disenfranchised AUK Kookologist.
> #1 AUK Galactic Killfile Award
> < we all know how well that works...LOL >
> Co-inventer of the "Prongtard Yap-Dog Award"
> <working on one of them specheel AUK awards>
> St. Lamey - Patron Saint Of Bridges, Underpasses and Caves
>
> < This space for rent >
I have a pine cone stuck in my pussy. Got some Christmas lights up
there, too.
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Defendant Name: EHRETT, KENNETH ANDREW
Court System: DISTRICT COURT FOR CHARLES COUNTY - CRIMINAL
SYSTEM
Case Number: 00008221P3Tracking No:0000008221P3
Case Type: CRIMINAL
District Code: 04Location Code:02
Document Type: STATEMENT OF CHARGESIssued Date:12/17/1989
Case Status: CLOSEDCase Disposition:TRIAL
Defendant Information
Defendant Name: EHRETT, KENNETH ANDREW
Race: WHITE, CAUCASIAN, ASIATIC INDIAN, ARAB
Sex: MHeight:509Weight:215DOB:11/18/1956
Address: 110 BEACH DRIVE
City: MECHANICSVILLEState:MDZip Code:20659 - 0000
Charge and Disposition Information
(Each Charge is listed separately. The disposition is listed below
the
Charge)
Charge No: 001Description:HANDGUN ON PERSON: CARRY/WEAR
Statute: 27.36B.(b)Description:HANDGUN ON PERSON
Amended Date: CJIS Code:1 5212MO/PLL:Probable Cause:
Incident Date From: To: Victim Age:
Disposition
Plea: GUILTY
Mad as a Box of Frogs
Aside for Anton - the "toaster oven" reference came from the new improved
Hatter some time ago, who apparently had one stuck where it shouldn't
have been.
>
>I have a pine cone stuck in my pussy.
Newfie deodorant. Used for centuries by my provincial friends in
Newfoundland here in Canada - mostly Irish stock. A pine cone under
each arm gives 24 hour protection.
>Got some Christmas lights up there, too.
Twinkle twinkle Sarah......
>
>----------------
>Defendant Name: EHRETT, KENNETH ANDREW
>
>Court System: DISTRICT COURT FOR CHARLES COUNTY - CRIMINAL
>SYSTEM
> Case Number: 00008221P3Tracking No:0000008221P3
> Case Type: CRIMINAL
Sarah Ehrett
wrote:
> In article <f01d637d-fbc4-4125-925f-1f6d91bc2...@j24g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,
From what I recall reading, Mad Hatter wanted the toaster oven up in
his ass, but was asking how long he could leave it up there without
doing damage to it because he wanted to use it for his bagels.
>
>
> >I have a pine cone stuck in my pussy.
>
> Newfie deodorant.
Oh no! I don't *want* to change the scent of my pussy! It starts
smelling really fragrant after awhile! I plan to wash it next month.
> Used for centuries by my provincial friends in
> Newfoundland here in Canada - mostly Irish stock. A pine cone under
> each arm gives 24 hour protection.
My new Holiday Eggnog recipe is online!
http://tinyurl.com/EhrettEggnog