Re: Bird poops in Cyndi Lauper's mouth during show
Lori
>BEST SUBJECTLINE ALL YEAR!!!!
Agreed. However, I'm disappointed in you, Mr. Hole, for not crossposting
this to the 1980s group as well...
>li...@aol.com (Lili2) wrote:
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>>NY DAILY NEWS...RUSH AND MOLLOY
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>>Somewhere over Massachusetts is a
>>sparrow who apparently doesn't care for
>>'80s rock.
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>>Cyndi Lauper was reaching for a high note
>>during her opening number at Saturday's
>>KISS-108-sponsored concert in Mansfield,
>>Mass., when from the sky came a white
>>glob of bird poop.
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>>The fecal critique landed in her open
>>mouth.
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>>Showing more aplomb than Tippi Hedren
>>ever displayed in "The Birds," the
>>Brooklyn-born rocker wiped her tongue on
>>her sleeve and kept on rockin'.
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>>The 50-year-old singer did kvetch
>>backstage that a bird once plopped on her
>>head while she was on stage.
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>>"My grandmother says it's good luck, but I
>>think it's disgusting," she moaned.
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>>Maybe birds just want to have fun.
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>Mr. Hole
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>http://www.stopfcc.com/
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>"You would make a destructive god, Mr. Hole, but as a human, you remain
>pathetic and ineffectual." -- Heck
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"Watching Voyager is like getting dog poop on your shoe:
you can change the channel and scrape it off but the
stink follows you around for hours." - Captain Infinity
Lord Hasenpfeffer
> holef...@webtv.net (NOW STAND BACK YOU ITs Mr Hole) wrote:
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>>BEST SUBJECTLINE ALL YEAR!!!!
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> Agreed. However, I'm disappointed in you, Mr. Hole, for not crossposting
> this to the 1980s group as well...
Neal Boortz actually announced this on his show yesterday morning. I
recorded it to MiniDisc and will probably make a Soundbyte out of it for
my website soon.
Funny stuff! But poor, poor Cyndi! :)
I was standing outside in the clear open once when a bird crapped on my
shoulder so I *almost* know how she feels. :)
Myke
HAL 9000
Two statues in the park - nude man and woman who are looking at each
other... standing in that park like that for one hundred years...
One day God decides to make them alive for a couple of hours and let them do
what they've been desiring all those years...
After one hour God decides to check what is going on behind that bush where
statues have went and hears the man saying to a woman - "...now you hold
that pigeon and let me shit on his head for a while...!!!"
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