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Metz of LA

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Sep 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/25/99
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Hey all you Baby Boomers,

Have a favoriate expression from your childhood that you thought would would
die with disco? Such as:

"I know you are, but what am I"
"I'm rubber, you're glue, what you say about me ounces off and sticks to you"

I'm writing a film script and need your input. Please reply.

Thanks,

Bobby Brady
(AKA Ken)

telecaster

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Sep 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/25/99
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There were a lot of 'em we got off TV:

Sit on it (happy days)
Up your nose with a rubber hose (welcome back kotter)
Go stifle yourself (all in the family)
The devil made me do it (flip wilson)
Dyno-mite (good times)
Well excuuuse me (steve martin on snl)

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Oil Impressionist

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Sep 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/26/99
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In article <ruqblc...@corp.supernews.com>,

"telecaster" <telec...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> There were a lot of 'em we got off TV:
>
> Sit on it (happy days)
> Up your nose with a rubber hose (welcome back kotter)
> Go stifle yourself (all in the family)
> The devil made me do it (flip wilson)
> Dyno-mite (good times)
> Well excuuuse me (steve martin on snl)
>

How about Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Most of the other kid sayings that come to mind are pretty universal,
other than those we took from television. One thing I have noticed,
the word COOL has been around for a long time.

DLN Oil Impressionist
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> Metz of LA <metz...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:19990925154606...@ng-cj1.aol.com...
> > Hey all you Baby Boomers,
> >
> > Have a favoriate expression from your childhood that you thought
would
> would
> > die with disco? Such as:
> >
> > "I know you are, but what am I"
> > "I'm rubber, you're glue, what you say about me ounces off and
sticks to
> you"
> >
> > I'm writing a film script and need your input. Please reply.
> >
> > Thanks,
> >
> > Bobby Brady
> > (AKA Ken)
>
>

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Beverwyk

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Sep 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/27/99
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We said things like "DOY!" and "uh-duh" instead of just "Duh!"
And we used to say "Mint!" instead of "Cool!" Did anyone else say these
things?!

Sparki

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>We said things like "DOY!" and "uh-duh" instead of just "Duh!"
>And we used to say "Mint!" instead of "Cool!" Did anyone else say these
>things?!

WE said DOY in High School (80s)
We said SPORTY and A TRIP for COOL
***SPARKI***
"By the way, I'm real, and I'm SPARK-tacular!"

Dixonhayes

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Sep 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/27/99
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>Have a favoriate expression from your childhood that you thought would would
>die with disco?

Here's a few:

"Tattle tale, tattle tale, hang your britches on a nail..."
"Nah-nanny boo-boo, stick your face in doo-doo..."
"Last one to open his milk is a rotten egg..."
"First one has to eat it" (rejoinder to above)
and a couple more from TV (someone else posted a lot of 'em already(
"God'll get you for that" (Maude)
"Get off my case, toilet face!" (Welcome Back, Kotter)

Dixon

step...@timken.com

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Sep 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/27/99
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In article <19990926104730...@ng-cn1.aol.com>

siss...@aol.comIH8Spam (Sparki) writes:

>
>>"I know you are, but what am I"
>
> That's from the 80s. Pee Wee Herman

Which was, nevertheless, in widespread use around my school anyway, circa 1977.

Michael E. Kotler

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In article <19990927082156...@ng-da1.aol.com>,
dixon...@aol.com says...

> >Have a favoriate expression from your childhood that you thought would would
> >die with disco?

"Liar Liar, pants on fire, hanging on a telephone wire."
-- heard this one on All in the Family

A follow-up to "Up your nose w/a rubber hose" was "Twice as far with a
chocolate bar"

"Your epidermis is showing!!" Those who didn't know that the word
merely meant skin would desperately search for any unzipped or unbuttoned
garments.

Naa-na naa-nee boo, boo

Well excuuuuuuuse me!

Joy910

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I remember we used to refer to things as "mod" instead of cool. Then much
later it was "sit on it" a la Happy Days. Others:
"Off my case, toilet face" (Kotter)
and anything Three Stooges like.

Joy

Hound

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Sep 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/27/99
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"XYZ" for "Examine Your Zipper"
"fruit", meaning "gay", or just as a general term of disapprobation (I
remember shocking a classmate by saying, "Well, of all the fruit things"
- about what, I have no idea - she thought it was a horribly bad word)

And some California-isms that I heard for the first time in the early
70s:
"you're outta your gourd"
"gag me" ("with a spoon" hadn't been added yet)
"for sure for sure" for absitively posolutely

Hound
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....you should probably spell my domain correctly if replying.

Metz of LA wrote:
>
> Hey all you Baby Boomers,
>

> Have a favoriate expression from your childhood that you thought would would

> die with disco? Such as:


>
> "I know you are, but what am I"

Michael E. Kotler

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In article <37F029B3...@HowseofHownds.com>, Ho...@HowseofHownds.com
says...

> "XYZ" for "Examine Your Zipper"

I always heard it "XYZ PDQ", the latter triad standing for "Pretty Darn
Quick".

An alternate means of handling this situation was to ask:
"Are you afraid of heights?"
"No."
"Your zipper sure is."

Kelly

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Sep 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/28/99
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"The Flood is Over"

It took me years to figure out what this meant.

Kelly


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Michael E. Kotler

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In article <eGhabaWC$GA.235@cpmsnbbsa05>, spid...@email.msn.com says...
> "The Flood is Over"

> It took me years to figure out what this meant.

An extended version of that was:

"The flood is over
The land is dry
Why do you have your pants so high?"

Also popular was this version of "Happy Birthday":

"Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you act/smell like one too."

Michael Kotler
mek...@aol.com

Marlene Blanshay

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Sep 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/28/99
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In article <19990927062519...@ng-fw1.aol.com>,
siss...@aol.comIH8Spam (Sparki) wrote:

We said "doyyyy!" and "well duh!".

We used the term "fairy" to describe someone, usually a girl, who was a
real goodygoody type. Also "fifi" which meant goodygoody but also a nerd
who wore really out of date clothes.

Jason LeBouef

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Metz of LA wrote:

Baby baby suck your toe
all the way to Mexico
when you get there brush your hair
and don't forget your underwear

Your mama...
... eats kitty litter
... wears combat boots

You put me low I must confess...
... but on your knees you blow me best or
... but in your mouth my d*ck may rest

Baby talk baby talk
(what's the rest of this... this is from the Brady Bunch)

Rachel Cree

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Sep 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/28/99
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HA HA that one! I remember that one... or god forbid your name was John
because we'd say...

John John , piper's son
went to school with nothing on
teacher said I don't care
but give me back my underwear!

what the hell was that?!
Beverwyk <beve...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Baby, baby, stick your head in gravy,
> Wash it out with bubble gum
> And send it to the Navy.
>
>
> LOL. God what a stupid thing to say, but we said it when we were kids
when
> someone started to cry or act bratty...

Beverwyk

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Kelly

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Jason LeBouef <bugs...@earthlink.net> wrote in message >

> Baby talk baby talk
> (what's the rest of this... this is from the Brady Bunch)
>
>

It's a wonder you can walk


Kelly

step...@timken.com

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Sep 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/29/99
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Surely I must have missed a post or two in this thread, 'cause I don't remember
anyone saying...

"Fatty, Fatty, two by four...can't get through the bathroom door".

I recall more verses than that, but I can't get through the cobwebs to find
them...

----
Tom



Moon Scout Ganymede

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Sep 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/29/99
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"insert name here" and "insert name here" sittin' in a tree,
k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes "insert name here" in the baby carriage!


Moon Scout Ganymede

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Sep 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/29/99
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What about the way we would pick who was "it" in a game like Tag, or
Hide-n-seek?
Bubblegum, bubblegum, in a dish...
How many pieces do you wish?

Inka, binka, bottle of ink
Pop the cork and you stink!


bambo...@webtv.net

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"Honey could you flip the Martin Denny record over and while you're up, make me another Mai Tai pleeeese.

Dave

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Sep 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/29/99
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CM Kennedy wrote:
>
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
> My mother punched your mother right in the nose
> What color was the blood?

One potato, two potato, three potato four.
Five potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more.
My mother said to pick the very best one,
and you are not it.
Not because you're dirty,
Not because you're clean,
Not because you kissed the girl behind the magazine,
And you
Are
It.

:)


My god, I can't believe this newsgroup even exists.

I feel like a little kid again. Reading a few posts in here is like
therapy.

Thanks to all.

Dave
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Jason LeBouef

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Sep 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/29/99
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(to the tune of Here Comes The Bride)

Here comes the bride
all dressed in white
Where is the groom?
he's in the dressing room
Why is he there?
He lost his underwear

Jason LeBouef

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Sep 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/29/99
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OK, this was one the black girls used to sing at school. (digging through
the cobwebs)

Hoo-na, hoo-na na.
Who think they bad?
Hoo-na, hoo-na na.
Who think they bad?
He think he's bad cause (insert name here) is his name
If you ask him again and he'll tell you the same
Ooh, he thinks he's bad, baddest kid they ever had
Ooh, he thinks he's hip, hip enough to rock your ship.

This reason I remember this is because we were on our way to the zoo and
they sang that until they named all the kids on the bus and we were driven
to complete insanity.

We got spirit yes we do
We got spirit how about you


Hound

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Sep 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/29/99
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We used to sing this on the bus - I'm sure it made the driver crazy:

Boys (or girls, depending on your gender) are made of ooey gooey gopher
guts,
Chopped up monkey meat
Concentrated dirty feet
French-fried eyeballs
Feed 'em to the cannibals
Then you'll have a nice dirty treat
Hey, hey, hey
(and repeat, ad nauseum)

Hound
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Sandyfour

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Sep 30, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/30/99
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>an ear ache my eye, how would you like a butt ache.........

Love that Cheech and Chong funny!

I was remembering the other day something that wasn't something we said so much
but something we would sign on letters or class pictures.....

I was here but now I'm gone
I left my name to carry on
those who knew me
knew me well
those who don't can go to hell

except only the more brazen kids would actually write hell....the rest of us
would either leave it blank or write h-e- double toothpicks!

Sandy

Rachel Cree

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Sep 30, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/30/99
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continued... sucking her/his thumb
pooing his /her pants
trying to do a hula dance


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Jason Lava

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On Wed, 29 Sep 1999 22:32:13 -0400, Hound <Ho...@HowseofHownds.com>
wrote:

>We used to sing this on the bus - I'm sure it made the driver crazy:
>
>Boys (or girls, depending on your gender) are made of ooey gooey gopher
>guts,
>Chopped up monkey meat
>Concentrated dirty feet
>French-fried eyeballs
>Feed 'em to the cannibals
>Then you'll have a nice dirty treat
>Hey, hey, hey
>(and repeat, ad nauseum)
>
>Hound

On the Ren & Stimpy cartoon Jiminy Lummox, Stimpy sings a version of
that song. I have to go home and transcribe it.

LizzieZ

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A couple more I just remembered:

>except only the more brazen kids would actually write hell....the rest of
>us would either leave it blank or write h-e- double toothpicks!

I was just talking about this yesterday, but what cracks me up is when people
say "h - e - double hockey sticks!" I hear this more from conservative adults
- never from any kids!

The other one that just came to mind:
(when riding on a seesaw and you're the one on the ground)

Buster, Buster, Buster Brown
What will you give me if I let you down?
(variation: What will you do if I let you down?)

And finally, the one I'm having trouble with -- wasn't there some name people
would call a kid if they were being a dork that came from, say, our
grandparents' generation? Something along the lines of "you're such a _____"?
Maybe something like Ethel, Mortimer, etc.... help! I know I'm not crazy!

Liz

Oil Impressionist

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Sep 30, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/30/99
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In article <37F2B782...@earthlink.net>,
We used to sing:
Here comes the bride
All fat a wide . . .

[Not until this moment, did I understand that - terrible! Of course
nowadays it's no big deal to get married while you're pregnant.]

Another saying my mind belched up . . .
Say this ten times fast: "Polish it behind the door."
And we had a Polly in our class one year - poor thing!

DLN Oil Impressionist
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Oil Impressionist

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Fatty, fatty, four by eight . . . can't get through the garden gate!
Fatty, fatty, eight by ten . . . back to the beginning and start again!

Good God, I cannot believe I actually just keyboarded that!

Oil Impressionist

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In article <19990929205939...@ng-bk1.aol.com>,

sand...@aol.com (Sandyfour) wrote:
> >an ear ache my eye, how would you like a butt ache.........
>
> Love that Cheech and Chong funny!
>
> I was remembering the other day something that wasn't something we
said so much
> but something we would sign on letters or class pictures.....
>
> I was here but now I'm gone
> I left my name to carry on
> those who knew me
> knew me well
> those who don't can go to hell
>
> except only the more brazen kids would actually write hell....the
rest of us
> would either leave it blank or write h-e- double toothpicks!
>
> Sandy
>

I read on a bathroom wall once:
"My mother made me a homosexual."
"Really? Well, if I buy her the material, will she make me one too?"

Oh, H - E - double toothpicks, I just remembered another "verse" saying:
I see London, I see France. I see "insert name"'s underpants.

DLN Oil Imp . . . ressionist ;-)

Oil Impressionist

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In article <MPG.12594da25...@news.erols.com>,
mek...@aol.com (Michael E. Kotler) wrote:
> In article <19990927082156...@ng-da1.aol.com>,
> dixon...@aol.com says...

> > >Have a favoriate expression from your childhood that you thought
would would
> > >die with disco?

We would yell, "Say Captain!"
The unsuspecting (and stupid) would say, "Captain!"
Then we'd stomp their foot and yell, "Crunch!"

That's awful!
DLN Oil Impressionist

Jason Lava

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Fatty fatty two by four
can't get through the kitchen/bathroom door


Your ma, your pa
your whole generation
you can't afford Alpo so you eat Ken-L-Ration


There's a "baby baby suck your thumb"/"baby baby dig in your ear" but
I don't remember the rest


My mom told me about a jump-rope saying

Motorboat motorboat go real slow
(turning the rope slow)
Motorboat motorboat go real fast
(turning the rope fast)

and they keep saying saying the 'go really fast' and increasing speed
until the person jumping gets out.


I know this is 80s but remember Duble Dutch Bus? Did that come from a
jump-rope craze in the late 70s early 80s?

step...@timken.com

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In article <7t08ov$cnf$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>

Oil Impressionist <oil_impr...@my-deja.com> writes:

>
>Oh, H - E - double toothpicks, I just remembered another "verse" saying:
>I see London, I see France. I see "insert name"'s underpants.
>

Ahhhh! You sparked another memory! Just a little ditty...

"There's a place in France, where the naked ladies dance...There's a hole in
the wall, so the men can see it all!"

Wow! I had all but forgotten that one! Y'all are draggin' out the memories!

----
Tom

Francis McGill

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Sep 30, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/30/99
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There was a song and video in 1981 called "Double Dutch" by
Malcolm McLaren, that featured girls demonstrating the
"double dutch" style of jumprope. It came out about the
same time as "Double Dutch Bus" by Frankie Smith.

Jason Lava (us...@hotmail.com) wrote:
: Fatty fatty two by four

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Sep 30, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/30/99
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Maybe it was Mortimer Snerd... for ventriliquist Edgar Bergan's dummy. Just
a guess.

LizzieZ

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> And finally, the one I'm having trouble with -- wasn't there some name
people
> would call a kid if they were being a dork that came from, say, our
> grandparents' generation? Something along the lines of "you're such a
_____"?
> Maybe something like Ethel, Mortimer, etc.... help! I know I'm not crazy!
>

I think I remembered it! Was it Poindexter??? Anyone remember??

Liz

Beverwyk

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I saw grandma sitting in a rocking chair,
Eating dirty underwear,
Had to buy another pair.
What color did she buy?

Jason Lava

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Ahh.. you just reminded me

(to the tune of Turkey in the Straw)
Does your balls hang low
do they wiggle to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier
does your balls hang low.

Jason Lava

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OH NO! I just remembered two awful songs.

On Top Of Old Smokey
-------
On Top Of Old Smokey
all covered with snow
I shot my poor teacher
with an old forty-fo'
I shot her with proudness
I shot her with pride
I couldn't have missed her
she's 100 feet wide

I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
Instead of throwing flowers
I threw a grenade


Battle Hymn of the Republic
----
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
we have tortured all the teachers and we broken all the rules
and we're gonna hang the pricipal tomorrow after school
his truth is marching on

Glory glory halleluiah,
teacher hit me with a ruler
I met her at the door with a loaded 44
and she ain't my teacher anymore

an alternate for the last 2 lines are
I met her at the bank with a US Army tank
and she ain't my teacher anymore


Oil Impressionist

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Oct 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/2/99
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In article <37f4b331....@192.168.0.1>,
I learned something today! We used to sing, "Do your EARS hang low?"
I never heard or thought of the other, and I about fell off my chair
when I read it. This is the funniest thread yet!
DLN Oil Impressionist
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Oil Impressionist

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In article <37f3d842...@192.168.0.1>,

us...@hotmail.com (Jason Lava) wrote:
> OH NO! I just remembered two awful songs.
>
> On Top Of Old Smokey
> -------
> On Top Of Old Smokey
> all covered with snow
> I shot my poor teacher
> with an old forty-fo'
> I shot her with proudness
> I shot her with pride
> I couldn't have missed her
> she's 100 feet wide
>
> I went to her funeral
> I went to her grave
> Instead of throwing flowers
> I threw a grenade
>
On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
when somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
Rolled right out the door

Rolled into the garden
And under a bush
And then my poor meatball
Was nothing but mush
----
There's another ending verse, but I forget!

> Battle Hymn of the Republic
> ----

> > Glory glory halleluiah,
> teacher hit me with a ruler
> I met her at the door with a loaded 44
> and she ain't my teacher anymore

That was one I was trying to remember - thanks Jason!

DLN Oil Impressions . . . ist

Jason LeBouef

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Roses are red
violents are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you
but when the roses shrivel
and the violets are dead
the sugarbowl's empty
and so is your head

or

Roses are red
violets are blue
take off your clothes.............................

Jason LeBouef

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> I learned something today! We used to sing, "Do your EARS hang low?"
> I never heard or thought of the other, and I about fell off my chair
> when I read it. This is the funniest thread yet!
> DLN Oil Impressionist

ahhh.. I always heard does your balls/boobs

Jason LeBouef

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Moon Scout Ganymede wrote:

> "insert name here" and "insert name here" sittin' in a tree,
> k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
> first comes love, then comes marriage,
> then comes "insert name here" in the baby carriage!

My 90s version goes

__ and __ sitting in a tree
F-U-...............
first comes lust, then comes sex
now he's going to the wedding with a baby carriage..


John J Hogan

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Oct 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/3/99
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How about:
McDonald's is our kind of place;
Such a hap, hap, happy place.
Cheeseburger up your nose,
French fries between your toes.

Joy910 wrote:

> I remember we used to refer to things as "mod" instead of cool. Then much
> later it was "sit on it" a la Happy Days. Others:
> "Off my case, toilet face" (Kotter)
> and anything Three Stooges like.
>
> Joy


John J Hogan

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A slightly dif version I partially remember (circa '67):

On top of old smokey,
All covered with cheese,


I lost my poor meatball

When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And out thru the door,
(All I remember)

Jason Lava wrote:

> OH NO! I just remembered two awful songs.
>
> On Top Of Old Smokey
> -------
> On Top Of Old Smokey
> all covered with snow
> I shot my poor teacher
> with an old forty-fo'
> I shot her with proudness
> I shot her with pride
> I couldn't have missed her
> she's 100 feet wide
>
> I went to her funeral
> I went to her grave
> Instead of throwing flowers
> I threw a grenade
>

> Battle Hymn of the Republic
> ----

> Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
> we have tortured all the teachers and we broken all the rules
> and we're gonna hang the pricipal tomorrow after school
> his truth is marching on
>

> Glory glory halleluiah,
> teacher hit me with a ruler
> I met her at the door with a loaded 44
> and she ain't my teacher anymore
>

> an alternate for the last 2 lines are
> I met her at the bank with a US Army tank

telecaster

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I had a couple of records that had these songs on them. IIRC, they were
done by Tom Lehrer, a popular songster and political satirist in the '60s,
along with some kids. One of the records was called On Top of Spaghetti; I
can't remember the other one. We listened and laughed along to these quite
a bit during our preteen years.
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Jason LeBouef

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the wizard of oz is fun because because because becaaaauuuuusee
because of the wonderful drugs he does

HA!

I guess since the 're-release' of Wizard of Oz, they won't be playing it once
on year on TV. I'll miss that

(oh shut up and buy the DVD will ya?)

Joy910

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you jogged my memory of my McDonalds song as a kid, very similiar....

McDonalds is my kind of place
they feed you rattlesnakes
hamburgers up your nose
french fries between your toes
last time I went there
they fried my underwear
McDonalds is my kind of place.

Joy

Francis McGill

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We sang "On top of spaghetti" for the first line.

John J Hogan (ho...@been-there.com) wrote:
: A slightly dif version I partially remember (circa '67):

: Jason Lava wrote:

step...@timken.com

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Anybody remember the Comet song? "...Comet...it makes you vomit...so get some
Comet...and vomit...todaaaay!"

----
Tom





Richard A. DeCamp

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"Comet...it makes your mouth feel clean!
"Comet...it makes you throw up green!..."
etc., etc., to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March, right?

Always liked that one.

Rich

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Michael E. Kotler

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In article <7t3svm$m4$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, oil_impr...@my-deja.com
says...

> On top of spaghetti
> All covered with cheese

> I lost my poor meatball

> when somebody sneezed

> It rolled off the table
> And onto the floor
> And then my poor meatball
> Rolled right out the door

> Rolled into the garden
> And under a bush
> And then my poor meatball
> Was nothing but mush

That mush was as tasty
As tasty could be
And early next summer
It grew into a tree

The tree was all covered
With beautiful moss (my comment: Huh?)
It grew lovely meatballs
And tomato sauce

So, if you eat spaghetti
All covered with cheese
hold on to your meatball
And don't ever sn..ah, ahhh, ahhhh CHOOO!!!


Michael Kotler
mek...@aol.com

Michael E. Kotler

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> Battle Hymn of the Republic
----
> Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
> we have tortured all the teachers and we broken all the rules
> and we're gonna hang the pricipal tomorrow after school
> his truth is marching on

We did this as:
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
We are marching down the corridor to hang the principal
Us kids are marching on

> Glory glory halleluiah,
> teacher hit me with a ruler
> I met her at the door with a loaded 44
> and she ain't my teacher anymore

> an alternate for the last 2 lines are
> I met her at the bank with a US Army tank
> and she ain't my teacher anymore

Hid behind the door with a loaded .44
And teacher ain't teachin' no more.

One version said (I think)
"Hit her in the bean, with a rotten tangerine."


Michael Kotler
mek...@aol.com

Michael E. Kotler

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In article <183CDAEDCS...@TIMKEN.COM>, step...@timken.com
says...

> Anybody remember the Comet song?

Comet, it makes your mouth/lips turn green
Comet, it tastes like gas-o-line

> "...Comet...it makes you vomit...so get some
> Comet...and vomit...todaaaay!"

(Hooray!)

This was sung to that march from "Bridge over the River Kwai"

Sandyfour

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>I had a couple of records that had these songs on them. IIRC, they were
>done by Tom Lehrer, a popular songster and political satirist in the '60s,
>along with some kids. One of the records was called On Top of Spaghetti; I
>can't remember the other one. We listened and laughed along to these quite
>a bit during our preteen years.
>John J Hogan <ho...@been-there.com> wrote in message

OH YEA, ME TOO!!! I still have it!!! Too cool!


Sandy

Sandyfour

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>One version said (I think)
>"Hit her in the bean, with a rotten tangerine."
>
>

Yes, thats the one we sang...

Sandy

Oil Impressionist

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In article <19991005175534...@ng-ck1.aol.com>,
We sang:
We bopped her on the bean with a rotten tangerine,
and the juice came pouring out!

DLN Oil Impressionist

Retro Man

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In gym class, kids would mock those who didn't wear Keds or Converse
sneakers (in the pre-Nike era). Cheap no-name sneaks were called
"rejects," leading to the song (sung to the tune of the Colonel Bogey
March, better known as the Bridge on the River Kwai march):

Rejects, they make your feet feel fine
Rejects, they cost a dollar forty nine

Joy910

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> gym class, kids would mock those who didn't wear Keds or Converse
>sneakers (in the pre-Nike era).

I was one of those kids who got teased. You had to wear Ked at my school. I
didnt. My mom refused to buy them for some reason. I should ask her why and I
will bet the farm she will say either I never asked ( not true, I begged) or it
never happened!! I love my mom but her memory is going with stuff like this!!!
:)

Joy

Oil Impressionist

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In article <19991006205452...@ng-fr1.aol.com>,

joy...@aol.com (Joy910) wrote:
I should ask her why and I
> will bet the farm she will say either I never asked ( not true, I
begged) or it
> never happened!! I love my mom but her memory is going with stuff
like this!!!
> :)
>
> Joy
>
It's nice to know I'm not alone! My mom & dad are doing the same
thing! :-) Another line they hand me is, "You certainly remember
things differently than I do."

Oil Impressionist

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Tricia or Howard Bray

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Hi everyone -- New here -- This is a great group!!

In reference to On Top of Old Smokey and the Battle Hymn... Funny (sad) how
we used to just sing those songs as jokes, and now those things really do
happen in schools every few months...

Anyway, that reminded me of a couple I hadn't seen yet, but my memory is a
little blurry. I'm sure someone can help me out...

See, see my playmate
Come out and play with me
And bring your dollies three (?)
Climb up my apple tree (?)
.......
......
And we'll be jolly friends
For ever more

And the flip side was something about...
See, see my enemy
Come out and fight with me...
.......
:0)
Look forward to reading more in this NG!
Tricia

Kelly

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Oh little enemy come out and fight with me
and bring your BB gun
Oh we'll have lots of fun.

I'll shoot your eyes out
and let you bleed to death
and we'll be jolly enemies
for ever more.
1 2 3 4


That's how we sung it. It would drive my mother crazy!
Kelly

Tricia or Howard Bray <htb...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
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Kelly

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how about this one?

What makes Colorforms stick?
Are you some kind of a dick?
They don't use pee
They dont use poo
so what makes colorforms
all kinds of colorforms
stick like magic for you?


A little bit crude, but that's what kids can be!

Kelly

TrueToBrad

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>See, see my playmate
>Come out and play with me
>And bring your dollies three (?)
>Climb up my apple tree (?)
>.......
>......
>And we'll be jolly friends
>For ever more

Think the missing lines may have been

Slide down my rain barrel
Into my cellar door


Oil Impressionist

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In article <O0z1y$TE$GA.322@cpmsnbbsa02>,

Yeah, it's crude, but I like it. I'd never heard it before.

And I always wondered what it was that makes them thar things stick!

Joy910

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I never heard that colorforms one before but I like it!!!
We used to sing the friends song like this:
Oh little playmate come out an play with me
and bring your dollies three
climb up my apple tree
slide down my rainbow
into my cellar door
and we'll be jolly friends forever more

I never heard the enemy verse before, sorry I missed it as a kid. This is a
really fun thread. So many memories ya'll are bringing back!!

Joy


Michael E. Kotler

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In article <7tj415$2v08$1...@newssvr04-int.news.prodigy.com>,
htb...@bigfoot.com says...

> See, see my playmate
> Come out and play with me
> And bring your dollies three (?)
> Climb up my apple tree (?)

Slide down my rain barrel (or bow?)
Into my cellar door
> And we'll be jolly friends
> For ever more
1, 2, 3, 4

See, see oh playmate
I canot play with you
My daddy has the flu
Boo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo

Ain't got no rain barrel
Ain't got no cellar door
But we'll be jolly friends
Forever more.

> And the flip side was something about...
> See, see my enemy
> Come out and fight with me...

And bring your gun and sword (?)
.............

Slide down my spider web
Into my dungeon door
And we'll be enemies
Forever more.


Michael Kotler
mek...@aol.com

Sandyfour

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>Hi everyone -- New here -- This is a great group!!

Very nice to have you here Tricia!

: ) Sandy

Tricia or Howard Bray

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Thanks!!
What are the ages of most people here? Were you mostly BORN in the 70's, or
did you mostly GROW UP in the 70's? Maybe people should put their
birthdates after their names or something!!

I was born in 1973 -- so I was pretty young in the 70's, but I remember lots
about that time!
Tricia
July 5, 1973


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Dixon Hayes

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>How about:
>McDonald's is our kind of place;
>Such a hap, hap, happy place.
>Cheeseburger up your nose,
>French fries between your toes.

Here's the way I always heard it:

McDonald's is our kind of place,
Slap a hamburger in your face,
Stuff a french fry up your nose,
Filet-o-fish between your toes,
And don't forget those chocolate shakes
That come from polluted lakes
McDonalds is your kind of place...

BTW, the non-parody original from 1968 can be found at www.tvparty.com

Dixon

"If there's anything that upsets me it's having people say I'm sensitive!"
--Barney Fife

Dixon Hayes

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>We would yell, "Say Captain!"
>The unsuspecting (and stupid) would say, "Captain!"
>Then we'd stomp their foot and yell, "Crunch!"

LMAO! That's funny! I never heard that one...I have a few adults I'd like to
try that one on...

Dixon Hayes

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>On Top Of Old Smokey
>all covered with snow
>I shot my poor teacher
>with an old forty-fo'

Here's another classic:

Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay,
There is no school today,
Our teacher passed away,
She had a tooth decay.

We put her in the bay,
She scared the fish away,
Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay,
There is no school today.

Dixon Hayes

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>It's nice to know I'm not alone! My mom & dad are doing the same
>thing! :-) Another line they hand me is, "You certainly remember
>things differently than I do."

My mom is the same way, but ironically my sister (who's a year younger than me
and basically grew up in the same generation) backs her up. They both act like
I'm just making this stuff up.(like when our elementary school sold those cool
Bicentennial T-shirts and I must've been the only one in class to not get one;
Mom said maybe next year--which of course was 1977 and they didn't make them
anymore...)

Anyway, I'm glad I'm not alone.

Dixon Hayes

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>What are the ages of most people here? Were you mostly BORN in the 70's, or
>did you mostly GROW UP in the 70's? Maybe people should put their
>birthdates after their names or something!!

I'll start doing that as often as I can remember. I was born in January 1964,
so I grew up in the 70's--began it by receiving a toy car for my sixth
birthday, and ended it by getting my driver's license and the keys to a real
car ('73 Caprice).

Tim

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Our version...

McDonald's is my king of place
They serve rattle snakes
French fries up your nose
Hamburgers between your toes
Last time I was there
They served dirty underwear...

Tim

Dixon Hayes wrote:

> >How about:
> >McDonald's is our kind of place;
> >Such a hap, hap, happy place.
> >Cheeseburger up your nose,
> >French fries between your toes.
>
> Here's the way I always heard it:
>
> McDonald's is our kind of place,
> Slap a hamburger in your face,
> Stuff a french fry up your nose,
> Filet-o-fish between your toes,
> And don't forget those chocolate shakes
> That come from polluted lakes
> McDonalds is your kind of place...
>
> BTW, the non-parody original from 1968 can be found at www.tvparty.com
>

Tim

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I was born in '66...
Dixon, believe it or not, you are not alone...I drove a '72 Caprice land barge
with a small block 400. The only two advantages to this car...big trunk for good
bass response of the sound system, and a big back seat! ;-)

Tim

telecaster

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Born in '62, so I grew up (physically) in the '70s.

Dixon Hayes <dixon...@aol.comspamless> wrote in message
news:19991010031231...@ng-fy1.aol.com...


> >What are the ages of most people here? Were you mostly BORN in the 70's,
or
> >did you mostly GROW UP in the 70's? Maybe people should put their
> >birthdates after their names or something!!
>

> I'll start doing that as often as I can remember. I was born in January
1964,
> so I grew up in the 70's--began it by receiving a toy car for my sixth
> birthday, and ended it by getting my driver's license and the keys to a
real
> car ('73 Caprice).
>

Sandyfour

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Thanks for the words, Dixon....I could only remember the Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay,
part. I still sing it when my son has no school!!

Sandy

>Here's another classic:
>
>Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay,
>There is no school today,
>Our teacher passed away,
>She had a tooth decay.
>
>We put her in the bay,
>She scared the fish away,
>Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay,
>There is no school today.
>

>Dixon
>
>"If there's anything that upsets me it's having people say I'm sensitive!"
> --Barney Fife

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Sandyfour

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>Thanks!!

>What are the ages of most people here? Were you mostly BORN in the 70's, or
>did you mostly GROW UP in the 70's? Maybe people should put their
>birthdates after their names or something!!
>
>I was born in 1973 -- so I was pretty young in the 70's, but I remember lots
>about that time!
>Tricia
>July 5, 1973

I was born a little bit before you (lol)...Feb. 27, 1960, so I was 10 -20
during the 70s

Sandy

Joy910

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>My mom is the same way, but ironically my sister (who's a year younger than
>me
>and basically grew up in the same generation) backs her up. They both act
>like
>I'm just making this stuff up.(

OHMIGOD!!! My sister says the SAME thing!! She says stuff never happened and
backs my mom up too!! She will look at me funny and ask if we were raised in
the same house in the same family!! Maybe I actually grew up at your house
Dixon and thats why she doesnt remember.. Is this a parallel universe or
what??! ;)

Joy

Kelly

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I was born in 1966. I was a kid during the 70's.

Kelly

Kelly

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Here is our version!

Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay
I'll take your clothes away
And if you do not car
I'll take your underwear!

I feel so much better. That song has been going through my head since this
thread started!

Kelly

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Moon Scout Ganymede

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> What are the ages of most people here? Were you mostly BORN in the 70's,
or
> did you mostly GROW UP in the 70's? Maybe people should put their
> birthdates after their names or something!!
>
> I was born in 1973 -- so I was pretty young in the 70's, but I remember
lots
> about that time!
> Tricia
> July 5, 1973

December 28, 1964, and don't you dare call me a boomer!


Joy910

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I was born in 1963. The seventies were great!!

Joy

Raphael

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Moon Scout Ganymede wrote in message
<7tqv9h$i7p$1...@fir.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...

>December 28, 1964, and don't you dare call me a boomer!

March 26, 1964.

Erin - relieved to find a group that's my age or older...my IRC crowd is
pretty much 100% younger than I am <G>.


Dixon Hayes

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> drove a '72 Caprice land barge
>with a small block 400. The only two advantages to this car...big trunk for
>good
>bass response of the sound system, and a big back seat! ;-)

Mine was a V8...got surprisingly good speed. But you're not kidding about that
back seat, no sir! Today's kids are really missing out on that one!

Dixon Hayes

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>OHMIGOD!!! My sister says the SAME thing!! She says stuff never happened
>and
>backs my mom up too!! She will look at me funny and ask if we were raised in
>the same house in the same family!! Maybe I actually grew up at your house
>Dixon and thats why she doesnt remember..

LOL...that would explain everything...one of those X Files tractor beams that
just messed up the whole universe.

But I know she's my real sister because she's still that mean. ;-) j/k

What *really*drives everyone crazy is when I come up with some goofy memory and
then find a photo to back it up. That really gets their goat--like the shot of
my sister with her Dorothy Hamill haircut!!

LizzieZ

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>Slide down my rain barrel (or bow?)
>Into my cellar door

I remember it as "rainbow."

Liz (August 1968)

Oil Impressionist

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What the heck happened here? Sorry guys and gals . . . 8-)

In article <7th36h$tah$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
Oil Impressionist <oil_impr...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> In article <19991006205452...@ng-fr1.aol.com>,
> joy...@aol.com (Joy910) wrote:
> I should ask her why and I
> > will bet the farm she will say either I never asked ( not true, I
> begged) or it
> > never happened!! I love my mom but her memory is going with stuff
> like this!!!
> > :)
> >
> > Joy


> >
> It's nice to know I'm not alone! My mom & dad are doing the same
> thing! :-) Another line they hand me is, "You certainly remember
> things differently than I do."
>

> DLN Oil Impressionist
> --
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> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
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> Before you buy.
>

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September 26, 1961

Yes, I remember the FIRST moon landing, so what? It was Grrrrreat!

DLN Oil Impressionist

John J Hogan

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Born Feb '58. Graduated HS in '76.

Sandyfour wrote:

> >Thanks!!


> >What are the ages of most people here? Were you mostly BORN in the 70's, or
> >did you mostly GROW UP in the 70's? Maybe people should put their
> >birthdates after their names or something!!
> >
> >I was born in 1973 -- so I was pretty young in the 70's, but I remember lots
> >about that time!
> >Tricia
> >July 5, 1973
>

Shinobi2

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How about "But Nooooo" from John Belushi's weatherman character on Saturday
Night Live.

Dixon Hayes

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>How about "But Nooooo" from John Belushi's weatherman character on Saturday
>Night Live.

That one, and "Well excuuuuuuuse me!" from Steve Martin, both have special
places in my heart. They're the ones that got me spanked by mom, who didn't
know from SNL and thought I was just being a smartass.

Michael E. Kotler

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Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay,
How did I get this way?
The boy next door to me
He stuck it into me

My mother was surprised
To see my belly rise
My father jumped for joy
It was a baby boy

another version had the line:
"He paid me fifty cents
To go behind the fence."


And along those lines:

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun
Stupid Jill
forgot her pill
and now they have a son

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have some hanky-panky
Jack said "Ooh"
and Jill said "Aah"
and out came little Frankie

Sandyfour

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Oct 12, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/12/99
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>How about "But Nooooo" from John Belushi's weatherman character on Saturday
>Night Live.

That's funny....I was just explaining to my 8 yr old that that saying was not
made up by one of his friends as he was thinking. He didn't believe me so I
went and dug out The Best Of Belushi tape Friday night and plugged it in for
him.....now he's going around quoting Belushi lines...it's so funny!!

Sandy

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