S.V.Shekar jokes
S.X. Kumar
Hi:
Someone in this group asked for S.V.Shekar's jokes. Here are a few
from his play : oru sondha veedu vaadagai veedagirathu:
Characters: SVS: Shekar; S: sunda; F: friend, who is also a real
estate agent; Sunda wants to rent a room in SVS's
house.
S: saar, ippadithan, pona vaaram oru agentu mylapore'le oru prmadhamana
veedu iruku'nnaru. 'Veettai suthi kulam, nalla kaathu, niraiya light
ellam irukkum; arupathu moovar utsavathukku nee koviluku poga vendam,
saamiye unna suthu varum' nnu sonnaru.
F: Adhennaiya, enkku kooda theriyama mylapore'le ore veedu?
S: Kapaleeswarar koil kulathuku naduvul irukkura mandapamunga!
****
SVS: Ennaiya, application ellam fill-up pannanum. Mudhalla, nee enna
jathi?
S : Engappa, vellalarunga..
SVA: So, vellalarnu pottukkava?
S : Ana, engamma nayakkarnga..
SVS: Oho, appa nayakkara?
S : Ana, oru gowndar enai valartharunga..
SVS: Appa gowndara?
S : Adhana illaingale.. Ennaku thevarnna romba pidikkum.
SVS: Yo! Thevarnne pottukiren. Adhan appakku pidikkum.
S : Sari ungappaku pidikkumna appadiye pottuka thambi!
SVS: Sex? nee aana, ponna?
S : Ungappaku edhu pidikkumo appadiye pottuka!
SVS: Yo! Appadiyellam panna mudiyadhaya. Indha kelviku needhan
padil sollanum. Nalla yosichu sollu, aana, ponna?
S : Sari vidu thambi, nalu per kitta kamchi pottudaren!
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F : Sari, vaaippadu ellam theriuma? Padinaru moonu ethanai?
S : Padinaron padinaru; padinaru rendu muppathu rendu; padinaru
moonu... padinaru moonu. ... Ayyaiyo, theriyalingale!
SVS enters....
SVS: Ennaiya, interviewkku nalla prepare pannikitu vandhirukkaiya?
Nee kashtappatu padichukkitu vandhiruke, aana appa, easy'a
padinaru moonu evvalo'nnu kekkaporaru, nee takku'nu sollitu
veeta thattikkitu poyidapore!
S : Ayyaiyo! Adhanunga thambi marandu pochu?
SVS: Ennaiya, nappathu ettu vayusu aaguthu, idhu koodava therialeye!
Nan sollaren paaru; Padinaron padinaru; padinaru rendu muppathu
rendu; padinaru moonu... padinaru moonu ... nappathunnu
vachukalama?
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SVS is interested in a girl.
Girl : Neenga enna padichirukeenga?
SVS : B.Com....
Girl : Bcom'a?
SVS :B.com padikkanumnu ninachen. Aana, SSLC padikkum bodhu
joram vandhu paritchai ezhudha mudiyalle. Adhu mattum
ezhudhiyirnda, kanndippa B.com first class'le pass panni
iruppen! Aama, neenga enna padichikittu irukeenga?
Girl : B.Sc, sencond year.
SVS : O, neengalum oru varusham fail aagittengala?
Girl : Illai, Illai; Second year B.Sc'nnu sonnen.
SVS : Oh, appidiya! unngalukku jorame vandhadillai polirukku!
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P.S: I am sorry for a "non-standard" transliteration. Nevertheless,
let me know if you want more of this. I can post from a few
other plays of SVS.
Kumar.
sxk...@ultb.isc.rit.edu
Ramchandar R. Venkatesan
The jokes were really interesting . Would be glad if u could post some
more.
I ll try to compile all of them and repost them if anyone wants the entire
collection.
Ram.
Vijay Rangarajan
( Some really good pieces from SVS plays )
Here's one more:
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SVS wants a lady to act as his wife. He negotiates a price with her and she
says, "Saar conveyance ...?"
SVS> Conveyance ah ?
Lady> Ammam saar, conveyance charge kudunga.
SVS> Conveyance-laam edhuku ma, apadeeya oh-rum-ah poiko!
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I like Crazy Mohan dialogs a lot, here's one I remember:
(not verbatim)
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Mottai walks into a house and thinks CM is the cook in the house since he
notices a kaRandee in his hand...
Mottai> Parava-illeeyae, indha veetilla samayalkaran irrukanay.
CM> Yaar daa samayalkaran ?
Mottai> Nee dhaan daa.
CM> Dai Mottai, indha kaRandee aLLa thalaila sotangnu oru adee potane
na, puLLum (pit) viZhundhu, maZhai thaNee thaen-ghee-dum.
Sorry, my translation to the English alphabet might be messy.
Vijay.
Dinkar N. Bhat
>In article <1992Jul15.1...@ultb.isc.rit.edu>
>sxk...@ultb.isc.rit.edu (S.X. Kumar ) writes:
>>
YES,YES, WE WANT MORE. I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR S V SHEKAR JOKES.
Dinkar.