YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN IF . . .
from Misty
1. You measure distance in hours.
2. You've ever had to switch from
"heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
4. Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.
5. You see a car
running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time
of the year.
6. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the
store.
7. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, grain, or animal.
8. You install security lights on your house
and garage and leave both unlocked. 9. You carry jumper cables in your car
...for your OWN car.
10. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting"
are.
11. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
12. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
13. You think
sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
14. The local paper covers
national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
15. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
16. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
17. You find 90
degrees F "a little warm."
18. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer,
Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.
19. You know whether another Texan is
from southern, middle, or northern Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
20. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
21. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin" or
off to "Wally World."
22. You describe the first cool snap (below 70
degrees) as good chili weather.
23. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda,
cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
24. You
understand these jokes and forward them to your friends from Texas.
25. Your SUV tire size exceeds your IQ.
It's a magazine, Frank. The only weapon I know of that ever had an internal
clip was the U.S. rifle, caliber .30, M-1, gas operated, air-cooled, clip fed,
semi-automatic shoulder weapon.
Air Force and conservative. hard to learn correct terminology. <SEG>
Oh - liberals don't walk down deserted streets with wife and two small
children. That would be foolish.
Gene
ABV61-1043.001.HCB
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Look for "Skinny Dipping and Other Stories"
On the web at www.publishamerica.com or
www.military-brats.com or at a bookstore near you
--
Cheers,
Frank
AAC/AAF/AF BV59-0241CO
"I carried an M-16 ... I pulled my turn on the perimeter at night and walked
through the elephant grass, and I was fired upon." Los Angeles Times,
October 15, 1999.
Alan Leo a photographer in the press brigade accompanied Gore on those "half
dozen or so" trips into the field and described them as cakewalks during
which, he said, "I could have worn a tuxedo." Newsweek, December 6, 1999
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Oh yes you did. Pushed it home with your thumb and got the thumb out of the
way to prevent it being squished between the bolt and the receiver. On the
eighth round, both cartridge and clip ejected.
An M-14 and an M-16 both use a stripper clip, as did the '03. The BAR may have
had one, too.
Oh, yes. M-1 thumb I've heard of it. Had a roommate in College who owned a
gun collection including an immaculate M-1 Garand. Must have been unused
when he got it, and he'd only fired it a few times. Got to look it over and
operate the mechanism. Had to push down on the magazine to let the bolt go
forward slipping the thumb quickly out of the way. I was always fast enough.
Lots of incentive. That thing really slams forward.
--
Cheers,
Frank
AAC/AAF/AF BV59-0241CO
"I carried an M-16 ... I pulled my turn on the perimeter at night and walked
through the elephant grass, and I was fired upon." Los Angeles Times,
October 15, 1999.
Alan Leo a photographer in the press brigade accompanied Gore on those "half
dozen or so" trips into the field and described them as cakewalks during
which, he said, "I could have worn a tuxedo." Newsweek, December 6, 1999
http://users.codenet.net/shelton
The follower, Frank. <g> At age thirteen I had to be able to disassemble the
M-1 for cleaning. We weren't supposed to dissassemble the trigger housing
group. There's a spring in there that is hard to compress, nor were we
suppossed to dissemble the rear sight mechanism. But we did have to
dissassemble the receiver. Always remove the follower rod and follower rod
spring before removing the retaining pin. Likewise always insert the retaining
pin before installing the follower rod and follower rod spring. And don't
install the bullet guide backwards.
I think i could still dissasemble and assemble that rifle. Not sure I could
either an M-14 or an M-16.
<Snip>
You're from texas.
snorgltle! <spewing coffee all over the keyboard>
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