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Stupid Guy
Dec 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/24/98
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Definitions of the word Fuck
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words
in the English Language is the word "FUCK." It is the one magical
word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In
language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be
used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was
fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or passive
verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested
in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an
adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful): as you can see, there are very few words
with the versatility of "FUCK." The listing below shows the
versatility of the word and gives some serving suggestions you might like to try
when the vicar comes to tea.
It's fucked It doesn't work; it has broken.
I'm fucked I am tired; I am drunk; I have a hangover; I am not prepared to do this (I'm fucked if I'm going to do this); I am in trouble.
I'm fucked off I am unhappy about the situation, the person, the music, etc..
Fuck off Please go away; I don't believe you; That is incorrect; no.
Wanna fuck? I am desirous of engaging in sexual union with you.
Fuck All Nothing. eg., I know fuck all.
Fuck me! I am surprised; I am desirous of engaging in sexual union with you
Fuck you! I do not like you; I do not like what you have just said or done.
Fuck this! I am no longer prepared to put up with this situation. eg., Fuck this for a game of toy soldiers.
Fuck it! Whoops, I seem to have made a mistake.
Holy Fuck! See 'fuck me!'
Fuckpiece My girlfriend, wife, mistress, boyfriend; penis, woman's bits.
Fucker Bad person. Sometimes prefixed with 'mother-' (He is an evil mother-fucker); someone who engages in sexual intercourse frequently.
I'm fucked I am tired; I am drunk; I have a hangover; I am not prepared to do this (I'm fucked if I'm going to do this); I am in trouble.
I'm fucked off I am unhappy about the situation, the person, the music, etc..
Fuck off Please go away; I don't believe you; That is incorrect; no.
Wanna fuck? I am desirous of engaging in sexual union with you.
Fuck All Nothing. eg., I know fuck all.
Fuck me! I am surprised; I am desirous of engaging in sexual union with you
Fuck you! I do not like you; I do not like what you have just said or done.
Fuck this! I am no longer prepared to put up with this situation. eg., Fuck this for a game of toy soldiers.
Fuck it! Whoops, I seem to have made a mistake.
Holy Fuck! See 'fuck me!'
Fuckpiece My girlfriend, wife, mistress, boyfriend; penis, woman's bits.
Fucker Bad person. Sometimes prefixed with 'mother-' (He is an evil mother-fucker); someone who engages in sexual intercourse frequently.
A very versatile word indeed. The list above might not be complete and we apologise for any ommissions. The Fulchester Underwater Canoing Klubb cannot be held responsible for any consequence of use of this word in any of these or any other contexts.
Here are some moments in history in which the word Fuck
was used.
Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling"
George Custer: "Holy fuck -- fucking indians"
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic: "What fucking iceberg?"
Oliver North: "You're all fucking liars!"
Chubby Brown: "Who the fuck is Alice?"
Eddie Murphy: "Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you. Who's next?"
Ayrton Senna: "Oh fuck!"
Einstein: "Any fucker can understand that"
Hafuan
Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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Kanggo kowe.. untuk kamu, tapi ini di posting
bukan cuma buat kamu 'nDes! dan supaya yang suka menggunakan kata ini jadi
ngerti kapan dan di mana boleh menggunakannya. Teori itu perlu, bagaimana
praktek kalau belum menguasai teorinya?? Kowe iki kok nesuan ngene ki ono opo???
Urip kok sak karepmu dewe nDes..nDes... ayo ndang mulih nang ndeso wae..
hehehehehehe...
Wong nDeso wrote in message <761bc8$1rl6@indo-news>...Walaaaah, kakeyan teori.Yen kanggoku the meaning of the FUCK is BANGSAT or KEPARATStupid Guy wrote in message <75snlr$3j41@indo-news>...
Definitions of the word FuckPerhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English Language is the word "FUCK."
[ dibusek.... wegah moco, ora mudheng inggris.....!! ]
Wong nDeso
Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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Hehehehe.... soalnya kebanyakan nonton film tv sih...
bentar2 fuck you... trus darderdor.... hehehe....
bentar2 fuck you... trus darderdor.... hehehe....
Aku 'ki jane ora nesuan lho Haf, yo mung jenenge wae
wong soko ndeso... yo harap dipermaklum..... hahaha...
Pokoke khusus kanggo cah2 gemblung, yen aku bola-
bali misuh2 bangsat ojo dilebok-ne ati....
i love you....., all of you.....
Hafuan wrote in message <761cv2$1rb3@indo-news>...
Hafuan
Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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waees.. wis ora weruh! saiki aku nesu tenan lho! opo kowe ora ngerti nek aku
nesu jalmo moro jalmo mati??? opo.. opo.. hayooo, kowe wani karo aku??
weeeeh.. takkek-i pisang goreng sisan batal poso mu!!!! kowe misuh misuh yo
ora ono sing ngerti.. mbok misuh boso Londo ngono lho! terserah kowe arep
boso Londo Amerika, Londo Inggeris, Londo Australi, Londo Jerman (jejer-e
kauman), Londo Perancis (perapatan Ciamis), pokok-e Londo.. Londo ..
do..do... do podo ngopo ki cah-cah gemblung ora ono sing tangi?! Aku jane yo
love tenan ambek kowe nDes, Wong nDeso gemblung koyo kowe iki yo kudu
dilestarekno!!
Wong nDeso wrote in message <762gb0$2d44@indo-news>...
nesu jalmo moro jalmo mati??? opo.. opo.. hayooo, kowe wani karo aku??
weeeeh.. takkek-i pisang goreng sisan batal poso mu!!!! kowe misuh misuh yo
ora ono sing ngerti.. mbok misuh boso Londo ngono lho! terserah kowe arep
boso Londo Amerika, Londo Inggeris, Londo Australi, Londo Jerman (jejer-e
kauman), Londo Perancis (perapatan Ciamis), pokok-e Londo.. Londo ..
do..do... do podo ngopo ki cah-cah gemblung ora ono sing tangi?! Aku jane yo
love tenan ambek kowe nDes, Wong nDeso gemblung koyo kowe iki yo kudu
dilestarekno!!
Wong nDeso wrote in message <762gb0$2d44@indo-news>...
Intel Inside
Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Cep, cep 'nDes, mengko kowe takeki jabatan. Iki salahmu 'Haf,
deweke iri mergo ora dikeki jabatan (dudu japadan koyo sampeyan lho).
Enake opo yo menteri transmigrasi opo menteri taskin?
Lha mosok elpol NG koq ukur papat tok.
Mohon petunjuk bapak presiden!
Hafuan <haf...@vision.net.id> wrote in article <762k7v$2d31@indo-news>...
>
> waees.. wis ora weruh! saiki aku nesu tenan lho! opo kowe ora ngerti nek
aku
> nesu jalmo moro jalmo mati??? opo.. opo.. hayooo, kowe wani karo aku??
>
> [di-sensor nang enyong]
>
> Wong nDeso wrote in message <762gb0$2d44@indo-news>...
> >
> >Hehehehe.... soalnya kebanyakan nonton film tv sih...
> >bentar2 fuck you... trus darderdor.... hehehe....
> >
> >[di-sensor nang enyong]
> >
> >Hafuan wrote in message <761cv2$1rb3@indo-news>...
> >
> >>Kanggo kowe.. untuk kamu, tapi ini di posting bukan cuma buat kamu
> >>'nDes!
> >>
> >>[di-sensor nang enyong]
> >>
Intel Inside
Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Cep, cep 'nDes, mengko kowe takeki jabatan. Iki salahmu 'Haf,
Enake opo yo menteri transmigrasi opo menteri taskin?
Lha mosok elpol NG koq ukur papat tok.
Mohon petunjuk bapak presiden!
Stupid Guy <mb...@soeharto.ko.it> wrote in article
<762k94$2c51@indo-news>...
> I love you too........will you marry me??
> hehehehehe........:-)) kalo lo cewek itu juga.....:-))
>
> Wong nDeso wrote in message <762gb0$2d44@indo-news>...
>
> >Hehehehe.... soalnya kebanyakan nonton film tv sih...
> >bentar2 fuck you... trus darderdor.... hehehe....
> >
Hafuan
Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Lha 'Tel, aku arep ngekek-i jabatan opo meneh? dek-e kuwi wong ndeso ora tau
opo-opo, isone mung misuh-misuh tok. Apik-e opo tak kek-i jabatan Menteri
Permisuhan wae yo 'Tel? hehehehehehehe... janne aku seneng lho karo Wong
nDeso mbelgedhes kuwi .. ning yo iku, hobi kok misuh-misuh... aku yo
kepengin misuh-misuh ning ora iso. Ah, yo wi aku tak kursus misuh-misuh 'sik
ah. Wong nDeso bukak kursus misuh-misuh opo orak yo 'Tel?
Intel Inside wrote in message <01be3062$2b2c3bc0$b102...@www.usaf.mil>...
>
>Cep, cep 'nDes, mengko kowe takeki jabatan. Iki salahmu 'Haf,
>deweke iri mergo ora dikeki jabatan (dudu japadan koyo sampeyan lho).
>Enake opo yo menteri transmigrasi opo menteri taskin?
>
>Lha mosok elpol NG koq ukur papat tok.
>
>Mohon petunjuk bapak presiden!
>
opo-opo, isone mung misuh-misuh tok. Apik-e opo tak kek-i jabatan Menteri
Permisuhan wae yo 'Tel? hehehehehehehe... janne aku seneng lho karo Wong
nDeso mbelgedhes kuwi .. ning yo iku, hobi kok misuh-misuh... aku yo
kepengin misuh-misuh ning ora iso. Ah, yo wi aku tak kursus misuh-misuh 'sik
ah. Wong nDeso bukak kursus misuh-misuh opo orak yo 'Tel?
Intel Inside wrote in message <01be3062$2b2c3bc0$b102...@www.usaf.mil>...
>
>Cep, cep 'nDes, mengko kowe takeki jabatan. Iki salahmu 'Haf,
>Enake opo yo menteri transmigrasi opo menteri taskin?
>
>Lha mosok elpol NG koq ukur papat tok.
>
>Mohon petunjuk bapak presiden!
>
>Hafuan <haf...@vision.net.id> wrote in article <762k7v$2d31@indo-news>...
>>
>> waees.. wis ora weruh! saiki aku nesu tenan lho! opo kowe ora ngerti nek
>aku
>> nesu jalmo moro jalmo mati??? opo.. opo.. hayooo, kowe wani karo aku??
>>
>> [di-sensor nang enyong]
>>
>>
>> waees.. wis ora weruh! saiki aku nesu tenan lho! opo kowe ora ngerti nek
>aku
>> nesu jalmo moro jalmo mati??? opo.. opo.. hayooo, kowe wani karo aku??
>>
>> [di-sensor nang enyong]
>>
>> Wong nDeso wrote in message <762gb0$2d44@indo-news>...
>> >
>> >Hehehehe.... soalnya kebanyakan nonton film tv sih...
>> >bentar2 fuck you... trus darderdor.... hehehe....
>> >
>> >
>> >Hehehehe.... soalnya kebanyakan nonton film tv sih...
>> >bentar2 fuck you... trus darderdor.... hehehe....
>> >
Wong nDeso
Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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HUAHAHAHA......
Mending aku ojo mbok kek-i jabatan opo2. Luwih becik aku dikek-i
bojo wae.... hahahahhh......
Bener omongane si Hafuan kenthir kuwi, aku pancen ora cocok
dadi menteri. Opo maneh mlebu birokrat, terlalu protolokot...eh,
potlot...e-eh, prokont....heiish, protokoler maksude (fuiih... bener2
ndeso, omong protokol wae kok pating pecothot.....).
Opo maneh yen di-kon pidato... paling2 sing metu yo 'bangsat'
utowo 'keparat'.... hehehe.....
Pokoke yen kowe kanca2ku kabeh pingin misuh-i wong liyo,
undangen aku, ben tak pisuhane wae.....
Mending aku ojo mbok kek-i jabatan opo2. Luwih becik aku dikek-i
bojo wae.... hahahahhh......
Bener omongane si Hafuan kenthir kuwi, aku pancen ora cocok
dadi menteri. Opo maneh mlebu birokrat, terlalu protolokot...eh,
potlot...e-eh, prokont....heiish, protokoler maksude (fuiih... bener2
ndeso, omong protokol wae kok pating pecothot.....).
Opo maneh yen di-kon pidato... paling2 sing metu yo 'bangsat'
utowo 'keparat'.... hehehe.....
Pokoke yen kowe kanca2ku kabeh pingin misuh-i wong liyo,
undangen aku, ben tak pisuhane wae.....
Hafuan wrote in message <762tlv$2ke2@indo-news>...
Stupid Guy
Dec 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/27/98
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Wong nDeso wrote in message <762gb0$2d44@indo-news>...
>Hehehehe.... soalnya kebanyakan nonton film tv sih...
>bentar2 fuck you... trus darderdor.... hehehe....
>
>Aku 'ki jane ora nesuan lho Haf, yo mung jenenge wae
>wong soko ndeso... yo harap dipermaklum..... hahaha...
>Pokoke khusus kanggo cah2 gemblung, yen aku bola-
>bali misuh2 bangsat ojo dilebok-ne ati....
>i love you....., all of you.....
>wong soko ndeso... yo harap dipermaklum..... hahaha...
>Pokoke khusus kanggo cah2 gemblung, yen aku bola-
>bali misuh2 bangsat ojo dilebok-ne ati....
>i love you....., all of you.....
Stupid Guy
Dec 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/27/98
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Menteri Pertanian aja deh.....dia ken dari nDeso....:))
Intel Inside wrote in message <01be3062$f5da3840$b102...@www.usaf.mil>...
>
>Cep, cep 'nDes, mengko kowe takeki jabatan. Iki salahmu 'Haf,
>deweke iri mergo ora dikeki jabatan (dudu japadan koyo si 'Haf lho).
>Enake opo yo menteri transmigrasi opo menteri taskin?
>
>Lha mosok elpol NG koq ukur papat tok.
>
>Mohon petunjuk bapak presiden!
>
Intel Inside wrote in message <01be3062$f5da3840$b102...@www.usaf.mil>...
>
>Cep, cep 'nDes, mengko kowe takeki jabatan. Iki salahmu 'Haf,
>Enake opo yo menteri transmigrasi opo menteri taskin?
>
>Lha mosok elpol NG koq ukur papat tok.
>
>Mohon petunjuk bapak presiden!
>
Intel Inside
Dec 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/27/98
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'Haf kandane presiden, si 'nDes iki dadi Menteri Pertanian.
Pancen ora kudu dadi menteri koq. Dadi LSM iyo iso.
Luwih becik dadi Oposan wae 'nDes koalisi bareng karo Intel Idiot!
Wong nDeso <seneng@misuh> wrote in article <765409$3i31@indo-news>...
> HUAHAHAHA......
> Mending aku ojo mbok kek-i jabatan opo2. Luwih becik aku dikek-i
> bojo wae.... hahahahhh......
>
>[enyong sing nyensor]
Hafuan
Dec 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/27/98
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Lha..bener aku to? Yo wis ngko kowe takkek-i bojo wis.. ojo dipisuhi
lho..:))) supaya yg lain ngerti tak pake basa Indonesia... kamu itu
dibutuhkan utk menyelaraskan dan menyeimbangkan serta menyerasikan keadaan
nDes! (ngono lho nek ngomong cara pejabat 'bangsat' kuwi.. eh sorry kok aku
melu misuh?)... dan karena anda menolak dengan sepenuh hati, bukan pura-pura
nolak tapi ndepakyg lain, maka justru anda memang pantas dapat bintang
maha..ratih.. dan diangkat jadi Menteri Pendayagunaan Manusia dengan
pertimbangan semakin banyaknya manusia yg tak berguna dan merugikan
masyarakat banyak.. ijin permisuhan diresmikan dan tidak dilakukan
pelarangan sampai ada Sidang Istimewa Woro-woro... iya begitu itulah
demikian daripada yang mana saya sudah nyataken,
hafuan l
Wong nDeso wrote in message <765409$3i31@indo-news>...
>HUAHAHAHA......
>Mending aku ojo mbok kek-i jabatan opo2. Luwih becik aku dikek-i
>bojo wae.... hahahahhh......
lho..:))) supaya yg lain ngerti tak pake basa Indonesia... kamu itu
dibutuhkan utk menyelaraskan dan menyeimbangkan serta menyerasikan keadaan
nDes! (ngono lho nek ngomong cara pejabat 'bangsat' kuwi.. eh sorry kok aku
melu misuh?)... dan karena anda menolak dengan sepenuh hati, bukan pura-pura
nolak tapi ndepakyg lain, maka justru anda memang pantas dapat bintang
maha..ratih.. dan diangkat jadi Menteri Pendayagunaan Manusia dengan
pertimbangan semakin banyaknya manusia yg tak berguna dan merugikan
masyarakat banyak.. ijin permisuhan diresmikan dan tidak dilakukan
pelarangan sampai ada Sidang Istimewa Woro-woro... iya begitu itulah
demikian daripada yang mana saya sudah nyataken,
hafuan l
Wong nDeso wrote in message <765409$3i31@indo-news>...
>HUAHAHAHA......
>Mending aku ojo mbok kek-i jabatan opo2. Luwih becik aku dikek-i
>bojo wae.... hahahahhh......
>Bener omongane si Hafuan kenthir kuwi, aku pancen ora cocok
>dadi menteri. Opo maneh mlebu birokrat, terlalu protolokot...eh,
>potlot...e-eh, prokont....heiish, protokoler maksude (fuiih... bener2
>ndeso, omong protokol wae kok pating pecothot.....).
>Opo maneh yen di-kon pidato... paling2 sing metu yo 'bangsat'
>utowo 'keparat'.... hehehe.....
>Pokoke yen kowe kanca2ku kabeh pingin misuh-i wong liyo,
>undangen aku, ben tak pisuhane wae.....
>
>
>dadi menteri. Opo maneh mlebu birokrat, terlalu protolokot...eh,
>potlot...e-eh, prokont....heiish, protokoler maksude (fuiih... bener2
>ndeso, omong protokol wae kok pating pecothot.....).
>Opo maneh yen di-kon pidato... paling2 sing metu yo 'bangsat'
>utowo 'keparat'.... hehehe.....
>Pokoke yen kowe kanca2ku kabeh pingin misuh-i wong liyo,
>undangen aku, ben tak pisuhane wae.....
>
>
Hafuan
Dec 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/27/98
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Wis 'Tel.. si nDes dilantik dadi Menteri Pendayagunaan Manusia.. yo wis ben
ijin misuh-misuh dikek-i sisan wae you? hehehehehe.. nek Stupid Guy lan
Night Flier ora terima kowe wae sing ngandani.. nanging nek nagndani sik
apik yo, ojo misuh-misuh.. hehehehehehe...
Intel Inside wrote in message <01be314c$92325440$b902...@www.usaf.mil>...
>
>'Haf kandane presiden, si 'nDes iki dadi Menteri Pertanian.
>
>Pancen ora kudu dadi menteri koq. Dadi LSM iyo iso.
>Luwih becik dadi Oposan wae 'nDes koalisi bareng karo Intel Idiot!
>
>Wong nDeso <seneng@misuh> wrote in article <765409$3i31@indo-news>...
>> HUAHAHAHA......
>> Mending aku ojo mbok kek-i jabatan opo2. Luwih becik aku dikek-i
>> bojo wae.... hahahahhh......
>>
>>[enyong sing nyensor]
ijin misuh-misuh dikek-i sisan wae you? hehehehehe.. nek Stupid Guy lan
Night Flier ora terima kowe wae sing ngandani.. nanging nek nagndani sik
apik yo, ojo misuh-misuh.. hehehehehehe...
Intel Inside wrote in message <01be314c$92325440$b902...@www.usaf.mil>...
>
>'Haf kandane presiden, si 'nDes iki dadi Menteri Pertanian.
>
>Pancen ora kudu dadi menteri koq. Dadi LSM iyo iso.
>Luwih becik dadi Oposan wae 'nDes koalisi bareng karo Intel Idiot!
>
>> HUAHAHAHA......
>> Mending aku ojo mbok kek-i jabatan opo2. Luwih becik aku dikek-i
>> bojo wae.... hahahahhh......
>>
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