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[alohacyberian]

Worrying works! 90% of the things we worry about never happen.

It's just a bad day ... not a bad life ... so SMILE!

People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.

Pandemonium doesn't reign here ... It pours!

Journalism's aim is to comfort the afflicted and to afflict the
comfortable.

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

Polynesia ... memory loss in parrots.

People will believe most anything that is whispered to another.

A waterbed store in Las Vegas, "Your Vinyl Resting Place".

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

Sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will
be the ones who do.

Secret: What we tell everybody to tell nobody.

When Tweetys are outlawed, only outlaws will have Tweetys.

Isn't laziness nothing more than the habit of resting before you
get tired?
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[jaweh]

Be patient keify...are you in such a hurry to see your name up in lights? I
took a picture of you today at Ala Moana Park. Now the world will know what
a slouching, ugly, hairy creep you are. Stay tuned for the KM webpage. Do
not show your children the photo of this repulsive creature. They will have
nightmares for life.

Don't you think you should wash that grungy green beanie?

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