Semi-literate Hun-Yot typo-pouncing again!
WILLIAM PALMER
"Dr Zen" <gol...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:5e7da04d.0210...@posting.google.com...
> "FJ" <f...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in message
news:<anf5r4$l6r$0...@pita.alt.net>...
>
> "such as". It's an "illiterate rentboy such as Billy Palmjob...".
>
> Using "like" for "such as" when giving an example of a category,
> rather than making a comparison, is a solecism that the illiterate are
> often caught in.
Jeroen's excuse is he's a dike-jumping hun-yak, but that's a piss-poor
excuse, since his English was better when he first began begging
me for attention years ago. I don't know if mad cow disease
made it over the dikes, but if it did, I would have to suspect it as
the motivating agent behind his latest feeble spasms.
> > The illiterate sheepshagger WILLIAM PALMER <willia...@prodigy.net>
wrote:
> >
> > > I received an e-mail, plainly a form letter thing from someone
> > > who snagged my name from a writing group. Sort of puts me
> > > in mind of what in commercial fishing is called a "long line."
> > > It was from a "nolanz4" or something akin to that, announcing
> > > a new UK ezine and informing me that I "now have a chance to
> > > submit [my] work."
> >
> > "I received an an e-mail".
>
> Is that the best you can do? Really? A typo lame of the repeated word
> subtype?
Jeroen's the quintessence of triviality, all right. Let's see, I
have probably made around 15,000 posts by now. That has
to include quite a few typos. Of course, the Horrible Hun-
Yot (is he a "hun-yot or a hun-yak"? I forget how they used
to say it when I was a kid in the Midwest) as far as I
know, has never posted proof of his being able to
write one paragraph. His English is not so good, but
if he would exert his noggin a bit he might be able to
come up with something original. Instead, he tries
to typo-pounce his way to Usenet fame all the while
clinging to the bottom of my boots like a barnacle.
(DO YOU HEAR THAT, YOU MISERABLE
HUN-YOT?)
If that's the worst you think Mr Palmer has done,
We all know isn't.
he has
> nothing too much to worry about. If he were a fucking no-account
> dumbass wannabe *like* you, FJ, then he might need to seek help. If he
> also shared your worrying interest in things ovine, I'd definitely
> agree that he does.
>
>
> > I'd take that action if I was you
>
> *were*! If I *were* you. Next up, Mr Palmer's dog will accuse him of
> barking wrongly.
>
> > Palmjob; such an opportunity may never come
> > again.
>
> It's essential that the beginner typolamer learns that the typo lame
> must be error-free.
The man has no pride whatsover, so you might as well be trying
to clue in a drunken naked mole rat with the aftosa, Dr. Zen. One
example is his utter contempt for newsgroup topicality. There is
no newsgroup on the net that is out-of-bounds to his trite, typo-
pouncing rubbish. Even the worst dullards of alt.flame have some
concept of there actually being other newsgroups based on a topic
they know nothing about, and a shred of shame keeps them from
crossposting their crude attempts at flaming to such respectable
forums. Not this Jeroen guy. He has the consideration of a gnat
and the commonsense of a fruit fly.
the onlooker might feel compelled to
> comment on the shiny redness of your nose, and the conclusion might
> become inescapable that you are a posturing buffoon.
THAT would represent quite an improvement
in the gentleman. I don't know if Jeroen will ever
rise to the buffoon stage, because he seems to be
permanently stuck at the BABOON level. He's
just a miserable leech.
>
> In this instance I think we can put it down to overeagerness. However,
> show your face in here again with more of this below-standard,
> half-baked cack,
Now, that's more like Jeroen. You've got him
in your mind's eye now!
and I'll begin to feel obliged to expose you as the
> rednosed cunt I suspect you are.
>
> Cheers now
the-funny-little-wilhelp-man
"By Usenet Proclamation: Official Entertainer to the Net Kooks
1998 to Present"
>
> Zen
nenslo
>
>
> Jeroen's excuse is he's a dike-jumping hun-yak,
Dear Mister Palmer:
This is not my usual rude response. I am interested in your use of
the term "Hun-Yot" or "hun-yak," its meaning and origin. My
grandmother, born in Chicago of Swedish ancestry, sometimes used the
term "honyock" in reference to a stupid, foolish or countrified
person. Thank you for any assistance or information.