You're just going to have to get over Chappaquiddick, Festus. You
couldn't get Teddy for murder like you so desperately wanted; probably
because you Types just aren't smart enough. Sorry if that seems harsh
but let's face it, you clowns practically caught Big Bill with his
dick in another woman's mouth and you STILL couldn't drive him out of
the White House. The best you clowns could do was get him charged with
leaving the scene of an accident, and what happens? The next year he's
reelected with 62% of the vote! In fact, he got reelected six more
times! LMAO! What was the voters' verdict? "Ahhh, he didn't kill that
girl. Probably shouldn't been drivin' but he sure didn't kill her.
Ayuh. T'was 40 years ago, anyhow. Man's got over 300 bills passed. He
did okay."
I like how you're so concerned over Mary Jo K-o-p-e-c-h-n-e that you
can't even spell her name right.
S. Olson
Hopefully, that moose that you're trying to fuck will kill
you. That would be nice.
Profile of Gerald C. Newton
AKA "G-Dolf"
AKA "Queefer"
AKA "Festus"
One of the raging kooks of alt.culture.alaska and
alt.impeach.bush.
Notorious racist, wife-beater, wingnut, and litigious
chest-pounder.
Notorious bigot who has posted numerous racist statements on
Usenet.
Failed electrician.
Fired from numerous electrical contracting jobs because he's
so obnoxious and irritable. Fired from state employment as
an electrical inspector because he couldn't understand how
do deal with the public in a polite and courteous manner.
Small claims action filed against him, 1988.
Assault charges filed against him, 1993.
Domestic violence civil charge filed against him by family
member, 1999, 2000, 2002).
Pled "no contest" to 4th degree assault, 2001.
Divorced, 1991.
Failed at living in Kaktovik.
List of Awards
Kook of the Month, (08/05)
Clueless Newbie of the Month, (04/07)
Coward of the Month, (08/05)
Coward of the Month, (03/07)
Coward of the Month, (04/07)
Coward of the Month, (01/08)
Looney Maroon Award, (04/07)
Looney Maroon Award, (02/08)
Joseph Bartlo Memorial "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award,
(03/05)
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, (04/07)
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, (09/05)
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, (02/08)
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, (02/07)
Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
Busted Urinal Award
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #15
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
(trained by Sean Monaghan)
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
(trained by Kevin A. Cannon)
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
List of Offices
Office of Darth Bawl, (02/08-04/08)
Spelling requires that one have a mind. Gerald lost his
when he caught his wife in bed with a black man.
LOL
S. Olson
Do you charge by the hour?
Yep. Anymore questions?
S. Olson
Tha's a good tactic. You should run with that. It will work even
better than your "obama is gay" gambit.