> Does anyone have a list of movies with masturbation scenes?
LADY IN WHITE -- Unfortunately this is cut from the broadcast TV and
basic cable versions. But it explains how the little brother (Lukas Haas)
can get the big brother (Jason Presson) to go along with his plan at the
crucial moment. He threatens to tell their parents. ("But I thought you
were asleep...")
THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND -- A Catholic boarding school in Austrilia. The
brothers in charge are uneasy about what they are required to tell
their adolescent charges about masturbation.
SUNDAY'S CHILDREN -- Swedish movie. Two brothers share a bedroom.
In the dark, the little brother hears the sounds, and asks
"What are you doing?"
SERIAL MOM -- Justin Whalin has a really funny scene. I smile just
thinking of it.
Spoiler warning; but you will probably still want to see it after
reading on...
The kid's parents will be gone for a few hours. He goes into his bedroom,
puts a porno tape in the VCR, and starts at it. The movie cuts back
and forth between this bedroom (getting more and more frantic) and
events elsewhere (also getting more and more frantic) until,
and the final moment... everyone bursts into his bedroom (a girl he
likes, her father, a kid brother, a policeman, etc...)
Spanking the Monkey
The Basketball Diaries
The Doom Generation
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Brighton Beach Memoirs
Plus, for those of us guys who aren't gay:
Fallen Angels (Wong Kar-wai) - Michelle Li
Single White Female (Barbet Schroeder) - Jennifer Jason Leigh
VMacek
I think the porn movie he was watching was one of Russ Meyers'.
Bad Lieutenant...not of one your more pleasurable ones.
Fade to Black
Brewster McCloud
Being There
Heat (Andy Warhol)
BlueVelvt3 wrote:
>
> >Pulp Fiction
>
> Pulp Fiction? Where?
>
> --Blue
When uma is giving herself the overdose and travolta is talking out loud
to himself , he pantomimes jacking off.
bluev...@aol.com (BlueVelvt3) thus spake:
>>Pulp Fiction
>
>Pulp Fiction? Where?
>
> --Blue
Probably referring to the scene with Willis (Butch) and his girlfriend in the
motel.
Or . . . could be the scene where Travolta goes into Uma's bathroom and says
to himself (paraphrasing): "You're not gonna do a goddamn thing. You're
gonna say goodnight, get in your car, go home, and jerk off. And thas all you
gonna do." He also makes the international hand movement for jerking off.
Todd
You done thunk wrong,my friend.
DOUBLE AGENT 73 is a Doris Wishman softcore nudie spy film.
T.Luster
> --Blue
The original author made a huge stretch with this one. When Vincent Vega
is talking to himself in the mirror at Mia's house he says he's going to
go home an jerk off.
_matt
MATADOR (Pedro Almodóvar, 1986)
Per-Erik Skramstad
Quadrophenia
I thought he meant in the basement of the pawn shop. Zed is raping
Marcellus and his redneck friend seems to be standing there spanking the
monkey while he watches.
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>Probably referring to the scene with Willis (Butch) and his girlfriend in
the
>motel.
What? There is no masturbation in this scene.
_matt
One Vicious Hitman. One Fierce Cop. Ten Thousand Bullets.
Jon
"Masterbation is the best kind of sex. It with someone I love."
Woody Allen
I Shot Andy Warhol
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Bad Lieutenant
Serial Mom
Alfonso Cardenas
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"This ... is my BOOMSTICK!"
Midnight Express
Portnoy's Complaint
>>Pulp Fiction
>
>Pulp Fiction? Where?
>
> --Blue
Possibly-when Vincent is in the bathroom talking to himself re
Mia Wallace. Tells himself to be polite, drink his drink, go home &
jack off & be done with it rather than risk sleeping with the boss' s
wife.
More I can't think of at the moment.
Jackson
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Judge Reinhold jerking off looking at Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times At
Ridgemont High"
Animal House-The girl John Belushi is spying on.
I can't remember the name of the film, but it was directed by
Wolfgang Petersen (in the 70s?). The main character was a very
dislikeable person, who blackmailed his professor or something.
In the opening scene, the main character was masturbating. A
very original way to start a film.
Ted
I actually liked this movie since it displayed an interesting
juxtaposition of
sex and voyeurism that caught my <ahem!> attention. You know, you and
I see sex on the movie screen while Billy Baldwin sees eroticism in his
monitor, etc. etc....
Sorry, folks, just trying to sound intellectual as I attempt to take part
in this
*interesting* thread.
Anyways.........
Bill
As I'm posting this late at night, I am suddenly swept away by a vivid
recollection of this humorous quote from the film BEAUTIFUL GIRLS:
"She was just a zygote when you were in seventh grade!"
(Natalie Portman is definitely a talented actress to look out for.)
I think it was worded in that manner but if I had erred, for goodness
sakes,
I would just like to say this:
"I like to remember things my own way.
The way I remembered them.
Not necessarily the way they happened."
(from the awesome film, LOST HIGHWAY; David Lynch, I bow to you...)
>Scary Mary--
I never saw that scene in that way. As if the rape scene wasn't bad
enough, now I've got the picture of that guy wacking off while Zed's
sodomizing Marcellus. Thanks a lot.
Trust me, he's masturbating. Or at least he's feeling himself up. I read
an article somewhere where Scorsese said that he had originally wanted to
have LaMotta out and out attempt masturbate like a madman and being unable
to because he had been rendered psychologically impotent, but the Studio
wouldn't have it. He had Jake smash the walls instead. But...knowing
Scorsese and Schraeder, I'd bet the bank that they found a way to still
have LaMotta masturbate...see above.
- Paul
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Bob Kuzyk <bob....@edgebbs.com> wrote:
>I can't believe nobody's mentioned SERIAL MOM yet.
Yes, someone did mention SERIAL MOM.
Jon
Jerry R. Blevins wrote:
>
> Add "Pink Flamingos," "National Lampoon's Animal House," "Real Genius,"
> and "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" to the list.
IMO, your reference to "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" is notable for
another reason: The spectacular topless shot of Phoebe Cates.
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Bad Lieutenant
Heaven Help Us
Silence of the Lambs
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JG>>From: jr...@axe.humboldt.edu (Jackson Garland)
JG>>Newsgroups: alt.cult-movies
JG>>Organization: Black Lodge Inc.
JG>>Sliver.
JG>>Dressed to Kill.
JG>>Forrest Gump (kind of, but not really).
JG>>Crash.
JG>>More I can't think of at the moment.
JG>>Jackson
No, there is no masturbation. It was considered for the scene but was
dropped. Instead they went with De Niro hitting his fists against the
wall.
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How about "Single White Female"?
Does the phone sex scene in "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" count?
GC
I did forget. Glad you reminded me.
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> bluev...@aol.com (BlueVelvt3) thus spake:
> >>Pulp Fiction
> >
> >Pulp Fiction? Where?
> >
> > --Blue
>
> Probably referring to the scene with Willis (Butch) and his girlfriend in the
> motel.
Maybe he/she is referring to the fact that Tarrantino spent the whole
movie masturbating onto film (metaphorically)?
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Where? I don't remember ...
> Crash.
>
Mmm ... people masturbate OTHER people, but I don't think anyone
actually performs 'self-love' on themselves.
Good film, though.
>Does anyone have a list of movies with masturbation scenes? Here are
>some:
>Spanking the Monkey
>The Basketball Diaries
>The Doom Generation
>Fast Times at Ridgemont High
>Brighton Beach Memoirs
Silence of the Lambs?????
Sure, remember Miggs?
In the cell next to Lecter?
He flung his, um ...seed... through the bars and it hit Clarice in
the hair. Yuck.
Heaven Help Us
Catholic School guys - the one character(don't know the actor's name,
but he played Evil Ed in Fright Night) jerked off all day - it was a
running joke of the movie - he fainted when he helped with communion
and all the girls opened their mouths to receive the host. And he was
chased out of the confessional. No masturbation was shown
Full Metal Jacket
They gather around the fallen soldier, and talk about him - he was all
set t be discharged on a section 8 - jerked off 50 times a day, even
right in the phychiatrists office.
BlueVelvt3 wrote:
>
> >Pulp Fiction
>
> Pulp Fiction? Where?
>
> --Blue
I said 'to a certain extent' when he is in Mia's bathroom telling
himself what to do and how to get out of the house...
oh yea, Tommy Boy.
The Right Stuff
> Does anyone have a list of movies with masturbation scenes? Here are
> some:
>
Not sure why you want these, but he are some that spring to mind:
The Cement Garden
91/2 Weeks
The Silence
The Fourth Man
Sam
I dunno. Maybe I'm the only one on Earth who sees it ...
> Heaven Help Us
> Catholic School guys - the one character(don't know the actor's name,
> but he played Evil Ed in Fright Night) jerked off all day - it was a
> running joke of the movie - he fainted when he helped with communion
> and all the girls opened their mouths to receive the host. And he was
> chased out of the confessional. No masturbation was shown
...the actor was Stephen Geoffries, whose most recent work (very fitting
to the thread and the film) has been in gay smut reels...
...while I'm at it, I'm surprised nobody's yet mentioned THE HOLLYWOOD
KNIGHTS, GORP or THE VAN yet...
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"Where's your father?"
"He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn again.
The new Stephen Soderbergh film Schizopolis has a scene where one of the
Characters (played by Soderbergh) goes to the bathroom at work and
masterbates. later his boss is chewing him out for being behind in his
work and asks him "What have you been doing? Jerking off all day!?!" very
funny
> silence of the lambs?!?!?
Multiple Miggs, in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
He said "I can smell your cunt."
Remember now?
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Midnight Express by Alan Parker
when the girlfren went to visit the guy in the nut-house
Ellen (Boston)
The scene in "I Shot Andy Warhol" with the guy who liked lesbians.
Legend of the Overfiend.
Lee
What about Sharon Stone in Sliver?
Ace Ventura: When nature calls - Ace inside his tent
Don't Be a Menace - Bedtime story scene
Tommy Boy - in the hotel
Doom Generation - I think we all know what part this was
COUNTESS: You're the greatest lover I ever had!
BORIS: Well...I practice a lot when I'm alone.
Okay; a reference.
VMacek
VMacek
Eric
"Crystal Heart" (1987) *If* you can sit through it long enough...
"Rambling Rose" (1991) Lukas Haas masturbates Laura Dern.
"Leolo" (1993) You have to see this movie to believe it! If you can't
read subtitles and/or understand spoken French, then forget it.
--Carol
happy harry hard on slapped the monkey (or actually the back of his neck)
for the happy listeners in radio land...
pump up the volume
THE SAILOR WHO FELL FROM GRACE WITH THE SEA (1976) with Sarah
Miles diddling herself to pictures of her dead husband while her creepy son
watches all the action through a knothole from his bedroom. Actually a
fairly creepy film in general. Especially since it also stars... Kris
Kristofferson.
Later, Paul
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Miggs. In the mental institution. With the candle stick. :)
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True story ... my mother took me to see The Sentinel in 1978 (I would
have been 12 years old). There is a scene in which the female main
character is masturbating. You see her face and hear some low moans
while her arms reach below the bottom of the frame, which cuts her off
at about the solar plexus.
Having no knowledge of such things, I asked my mother, "what's she
doing?" My mother told me, "She's got a tummy ache."
Apparently there was a man sitting behind us in the theater who cracked
up on overhearing this conversation.
So successful was my mother in answering the question without provoking
undue curiosity that I have no memory of this vignette at all, and I
only found out from her years later, and my memory wasn't jogged.
Theoretically, my mom could have made up the whole story.
Victor
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If you are going to respond to a post, it might help if you actually
edited it so that it is clear to whom you are responding. I was answering
a question regarding the particular masturbation scene in "The Scilence of
the Lambs." I was not the one asking for a list of films containing
masturbation scenes.
: On 13 May 1997, Thomas Franklin Harris Jr wrote:
:
: >
: >
Later
SI :)
Bad Lieutenant (Harvey Kietel when he stops those girls)
Sliver (Sharon Stone in the tub)
Silence of the Lambs (mental guy on Jodie Foster)
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What about Masturbation in Music Videos like the Duran Duran one...
christian d. ninsananda <f...@leo.infi.net> wrote in article
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That's gross.
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> Brandy Alexandre wrote:
> > In article <19970529043...@ladder02.news.aol.com>, h8...@aol.com (H8ER) wrote:
> > >Don't forget Necromantic. Where the guy jerks himself off while stabbing
> > >himself. Final result is blood ejaculation.
> > That's gross.
> Sounds like the way they taught us to get rid of crabs in the army.
> Shave half of the scrotum, douse the other half with lighter fluid, set
> a match to it, and as the crabs crawl out of the blaze, stab them with
> an ice pick.
...sounds more like a joke my ex-CPO Navy uncle once told me about the
Army...
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> ...sounds more like a joke my ex-CPO Navy uncle once told me about the
> Army...
You're right it is a joke. Another one is how our supply sergeant taught
us to wipe our asses, but that's straying from alt.cult-movies into the
alt.tasteless.jokes.
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On 18 Jun 1997, KentB35 wrote:
> About ten years ago I saw some movie about Apollo astronauts (I think on
> TV). They were required to provide semen samples as part of their
> physical. So there followed a scene with them in adjacent toilet stalls
> with their pants down around their ankles and humming, in the process of
> procuring said samples.
>
>
>
Not trying to be a nit picker, they were Mercury astronauts. The film was
"The Right Stuff". They were humming "Off we go into the wild blue
yonder...".
Tom
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Oh, God... here goes another creepy thread like eyeball violence. And
keeping the previous thread in mind, will we all go blind afterward?
And maybe this should exclude porn films (life's too short)? That
said, here's a start (blush):
TRASH-- it's "Miller time" for Holly Woodlawn.
THE BLUE LAGOON-- Our Miss Brooke catches Chris Atkins.
SERIAL MOM-- the new Jimmy Olsen on "Lois & Clark" gets busted
Olsening his Jimmy.
THE DOOM GENERATION-- Johnathon Schaech, um, recycles when he's done.
IMMORAL TALES-- girl left alone with cucumbers finds new meanings in
the term "salad shooter".
CITY OF WOMEN-- Fellini gives us the ultimate circle-jerk.
BAD LIEUTENTANT-- Harvey Keitel provides work for a car-wash.
EMMANUELLE-- the girl next door's a Paul Newman fan.
There's probably a ton more...
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An old issue of Empire magazine (I think it was late '93 - at any rate,
it had Tom Cruise on the cover) had a list of masturbation scenes in the
movies. Can't think of many off the top of my head though - Blue Lagoon,
Animal House (that is, if a hand job actually counts), Sliver, stuff
like that. The issue is easily identifiable by the words "COMING SOON"
on the cover.
Dave
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An old issue of <I>Empire</I> magazine (I think it was late '93 - at any
rate, it had Tom Cruise on the cover) had a list of masturbation scenes
in the movies. Can't think of many off the top of my head though - Blue
Lagoon, Animal House (that is, if a hand job actually counts), Sliver,
stuff like that. The issue is easily identifiable by the words "COMING
SOON" on the cover.
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How about the scene in "Bad Lieutenant" when he pulls over the two teenage
girls?