FISH WISH

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M. SIMLEY

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Oct 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/19/96
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A LITTLE KNOWN EARLY 60'S EBERT THE FISH CLASSIC ............
AFTER GETTING HIS AZZ KICKED OFF OF WELFARE, THE FISH DECIDES THAT
FUCK IT MAYBE I NEEDS ME SOME RELIGION....THAT MIGHT TURN ME LUCK
AROUND,STRIGHTEN OUT MY SHIT AND ALL MAN. THE FISH THEN HEADS TO THE
NEAREST CHURCH HE COULD FIND...SITS HIS ASS IN A PEW AND DECIDES HE'S
HUNGRY..HE THEN GOES UP TO WERE ALL THE PEOPLE ARE GETTING CRACKERS AND
WOLFS DOWN A BOX OF WAFFERS AND TAKES A SLUG OF WINE.BLESS YOU MY SON
THE FISH HEARS AND SNEARS AT THE VOICE...HE THEN DECIDES TO SIT HIS AZZ
BACK DOWN TO CATCH A COUPLE OF ZZZZ'S AFTER A FEW MOMENTS THE FISH IS
RELAXED AND IS WISHING THAT HE HAD SOME MONEY SO HE COULD BUY REFFER AND
GO BACK TO THE DOCTOR SO HE COULD GET A OFFICAL STATUS REPORT OF HIS
INJURED NUT SO HE COULD GO BACK ON WELFARE....THE THEN POPS OPEN ONE EYE
HE SEES A BASKET FULL OF CASH COMMING HIS WAY...TAKES IT AS A SIGN FROM
THE LOARD GRABS IT AND RUNS OUT THE CHURCH.........HEY COME BACK HUR
WITH THAT YOU FRIGGEN MAGGOT .....TO LATE THE FISH IS GONE....

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