"Why The Rocky Horror Picture Show Is Better Than Dawson's Creek"
JingerLuvv
Grey Areas.
When we were all little kids, running around in short pants and
unbrushed hair, we were taught to do the "right" things as
opposed to
the "wrong" things. And when we were a little older, we were
taught
that, all around us, there are these things called "grey areas."
Basically
this means that when you cut the trimmings and get right down to
the
bone there really is no right or wrong answer to any debate.
There are
only opinions. Some are just more frequently shared than others.
And
some are more frequently repressed than others, in the name of
offensive content and the crawling-under-the-desk fear of backlash.
I have no such fear (lost it in a bike accident three years ago).
And, here, there are no grey areas.
Just a sixteen year old loudmouth flaunting her first
amendment rights, which are too frequently left at the door
these days.
And if you are easily troubled by that sort of thing (i.e. the
expression of
individual thoughts and opinions), I advise you to leave now,
curl up in
front of an episode of Seinfeld and forever hold your peace.
Right or wrong, discretion stops here.
And uninhibited articulation (gasp!) is just getting started.
In This Corner...
My topical statement? Sure:
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show" is better than "Dawson's
Creek." Why? Well, let's start with some of the more minute
details: the
music is superior (Richard O'Brien vs. Paula Cole. Easy enough
choice),
the characters are more interesting (not to mention more
likable), the
story is more imaginative, original, and realistic (I'll believe
there are
transvestite aliens with rampant libidos roaming the planet over
a
teenage boy who knows how to say 'megalomaniacal' and what it
means
any day).
Don't get me wrong, now. I, too have watched my fair share of
"the Creek." As a matter of fact, when the show first came out in
January
of '98, I was an avid viewer, its biggest defender to the
died-in-the-wool
conservative critics of my hometown's Parade magazine, who would
have
had such a "trashy show" just as easily pulled from the airwaves,
on
behalf of such trivialities as "good taste."
"Dawson's Creek?" "Trashy?" You better believe it, baby. All
you would have had to have heard was girl-next-door Joey's last
question
to boy-next-door Dawson on the first episode ("How often do you
walk
your dog, Dawson?") and Dawson's tragically honest reply ("In the
morning, with Katie Couric.") to know exactly what kind of a show
"Dawson's Creek" was.
At least, what it used to be.
Woefully, "the Creek" proved itself to be just another pencil of
a show: great when it had a point, but useless when it was dull.
And it got very dull very fast.
By the beginning of the second season, the raunch-well had
gone dry, and what little remnants that had been left behind
(i.e.
characters, story line, plot) trickled pitifully into night time
soap oblivion.
So much so, in a few years, we will most likely be asking
ourselves
'Dawson's Who?' And to our children, "Dawson" will become the
equivalent to what "Room 222" is to us.
What had once been ear-perking dialogue ("Sand in my
crotch. Heaven.") had diluted down to long, complex, and utterly
long
winded diatribes without coherence and without meaning.
In the Opposing Corner...
I first saw "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" at a friend's house
the summer after I turned twelve. In the days before the 20th
anniversary
Special Addition, with the more explicit cover, I saw the
version in the
fabled "black box." Specially designed, it seemed, for the sole
purpose
of keeping first time viewers ('VIRGINS') in the dark until they
actually
saw the film. And, boy, was I in the dark. No one was more
surprised
than me when Tim Curry strode off that lift in fishnet stockings,
four inch
heels, and a bustier beyond anything Frederick's of Hollywood
could
comprehend. The clothes, the characters, the music. I was having a
great time, until Meat Loaf got killed. As the story descended
into
themes of infidelity, sexuality, murder, and let's not forget poolside
orgies, I, being the preadolescent prude that I was at that
point in time,
became convinced with complete absolution this had to be the
single
most disgusting, perverse film that had ever been set to print.
But, even
as I vowed never to watch the movie again, the very premise
which had
made "Rocky" a pop culture icon continued to intrigue me.
Three years later, a chance flipping through the cable guide
sent me straight into the fateful arms of Comedy Central and its
month
long run of RHPS, and I have not looked back since.
While "Dawson's Creek's" once sharp and borderline
scandalizing dialogue and content ( Joey talks about the joys of
"leather
straps and Crisco", Pacey has an illicit affair with his English
teacher)
has been watered down, perhaps under the pressures of early
success
and the demands of network sponsors, to the point of the
hopelessly
mainstream, today "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" remains as
cutting
edge and as freshly salacious as it was in its debut nearly a
quarter of a
century ago. No first time viewer of "Rocky Horror" walks away
unscathed. We all left the scene of the crime wide-eyed, convulsing, and
catatonic, looking for the world like truck hit us head on.
Distinctions.
But let's also be fair here. When we're talking about "Rocky
Horror" and "Dawson's Creek," we are talking about two very
different
elements of pop culture with just as many deviations.
One figure in the equation is the vast differences in generation.
The generation which first saw "Rocky Horror" pelvic thrust its
way into
cinematic history was honest in its desire to condemn the sexual
mores
with which their Depression-era parentage had brought them up on.
Where as the up and coming (pardon the pun) generation of
teenyboppers fawning over the actors on "Dawson" need little more
than
a cast of pretty faces and a series of hackneyed and derivative
plot
points to feel entertained. While the 70's kids felt the need to
step to the
right and put their hands on their hips, the 90's kids felt the
need to
paste their pinups to the ceiling to keep their hands free.
While "Rocky" will continue to rise as one of the single most
financially and critically successful pop culture phenomenons in
history,
"Dawson" will forever remain a testament to the attention span of
the
members of Generation Y and just how much it took to keep them
amused.
When comparing the immensely different followings the two
have, there is no contest. Dawson may cut teeth on your romantic
notions a little. Rocky doesn't just bite. He draws blood.
Once a Rocky fan, *always* a Rocky fan.
Rocky encourages you to be whoever you want to be, while
Dawson wants you to be like every other plain-wrapped
"beautiful"
person with a new car and their daddy's credit card.
Affinities.
But, again, let's be fair (twice in one paper--wow). With every
deviation, comes an equal similarity. And "Rocky" and "Dawson" do
have a few.
If you look at it, both title characters (Rocky as portrayed by
Peter Hinwood, and Van Der Beek's Dawson) have some incredibly
close parallels that can't be denied. Rocky and Dawson are both
young.
Both blond. Both naive to a fault. True, Rocky lacks the ability
to
speak, as we often wish Dawson (who has this inane ability to run
off at
the mouth) had. Though Dawson's ability to articulate may as well
be
Rocky's inability for all the weight it holds.
And we can also say that "Rocky" heroine, Janet Weiss, too
shares a great deal with the young women climbing in and out of
Dawson's bedroom window. She starts out the movie as the
innocent,
upright, prudent, young woman who, by the end of the final reel,
wins the
prize hands down for the most deflowered in the course of the 100
minute
film.
And when it comes to her resemblance to that of the
"Dawson" girls, I believe the description speaks for itself.
Conclusion.
Still, in the end, for all their variables, both genre's have their
message: "Rocky Horror" says "don't dream it, be it." While
"Dawson"
says "buy our soundtrack, buy tickets to our films, I'm too
sensitive for
unemployment!!"
I agree, Twerp. Now shut up, you're holding up the line!!
Copyright 1999 by Rebecca Perlow. All Rights Reserved.
...
this is great!
---
"We all feel better in the dark"
...
what program did you compose this in? I'd like to print it, if i may, to share
with my nearest and dearest but the layout's all wacky.
Super Saiyan Punk
<< "Why the Rocky Horror Picture Show is Better Than Dawson's Creek">>
um...there really isnt much of a contest here...
**Super Saiyan Punk**
I'm center stage as you rant and rave,
The final scene of a tragic play.
The curtains close and I take a bow.
I'll play this role until my youth runs out.
Dave Leckie
JingerLuvv wrote:
> "Why the Rocky Horror Picture Show is Better Than Dawson's Creek"
Hmmm... tough question:
1) WHEREAS Rocky Horror has been fresh and ever-changing for almost 25
years.
2) WHEREAS Rocky Horror is NOT a simple reincarnation of early episodes
of Beverly Hills 90210
3) WHEREAS Rocky Horror is productive (Socially encouraging,
self-expression... I mean, if you want to dress in women's lingerie,
who's going to stop you?)
4) WHEREAS Rocky Horror is fun.
5) WHEREAS Rocky Horror isn't pop-culture fluff (exactly the opposite,
actually)
Tough call...
Actually, I think Rocky Horror officially qualifies as better to every
show on television. Although Simpsons and Who's line are awfully close
contenders.
--
Silliness,
Dave
Dr. Riff-Raff in training
Winner, "Most viscious list", 1999
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Ritz Fan
<<<um...there really isnt much of a contest here...
Yes it is a contest but I think the people here would probably all say Rocky
horror is better because thats what the newsgroup is for. I know I like Rokcy
HOrror better, which is why I'm reading this newsgroup. By the way, this is my
first post so go easy on me. My name is Ted and I'm a big Ritz fan.
Ted
Q
>first post so go easy on me. My name is Ted and I'm a big Ritz fan.
Howdy ho, Ted! (From another Ritz junkie)
And although it was a fairly well written essay, I really don't see how
Dawson's Creek and Rocky Horror belong in the same category.
Anyway, glad to have another Ritz fan aboard!
Peace, Love, and Richard O'Brien
Q aka Vanessa
Riff-Raff/Simply His Servants, Cleveland, Ohio
The NEW Richard O'Brien Crusade
http://come.to/richard_obrien
ritzha...@my-deja.com
ritzf...@aol.com (Ritz Fan) wrote:
> << "Why the Rocky Horror Picture Show is Better Than Dawson's Creek">>
>
> <<<um...there really isnt much of a contest here...
>
> Yes it is a contest but I think the people here would probably all say
Rocky
> horror is better because thats what the newsgroup is for.
I wouldn't say that! Rocky is good because Tim Curry is so sexy. But
Dawsons Creek is so much better! I watch it all the time. It's my
favorite show! Dawson Leery is just soooo cute! You should try watching
Dawsons Creek more.
I know I like Rokcy
> HOrror better, which is why I'm reading this newsgroup. By the way,
this is my
> first post so go easy on me. My name is Ted and I'm a big Ritz fan.
Ritz fan? Why? Yuck! Did you see Shock Treatment? Barf! My friend is a
big fanatic, but not me. I'd rather see Dawson Leery than Ritz anyday!
Dawson Leery is so cute, and Ritz is so, uhhh, bald! Yuck.
> Ted
>
>
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
Ritz Fan
<<a big fanatic, but not me. I'd rather see Dawson Leery than Ritz anyday!
<<Dawson Leery is so cute, and Ritz is so, uhhh, bald! Yuck.
Of course I saw Shock Treatment! Who hasn't seen it by now? So what if hes
bald? Jean Luke Picard from Star Trek was bald and he's pretty groovy too.
And why is their a man in your name if your name is Jenny? That's just dumb.
-Ted
"My name is Ted. And one day, I'll be dead. Yippee Yi Yo Yo."
Ritz Hater
ritzf...@aol.com (Ritz Fan) wrote:
> <<Ritz fan? Why? Yuck! Did you see Shock Treatment? Barf! My friend
is
> <<a big fanatic, but not me. I'd rather see Dawson Leery than Ritz
anyday!
> <<Dawson Leery is so cute, and Ritz is so, uhhh, bald! Yuck.
>
> Of course I saw Shock Treatment! Who hasn't seen it by now? So what
if hes
> bald? Jean Luke Picard from Star Trek was bald and he's pretty groovy
too.
Gaaa - it figures you'd be a Star Trek Geek too, bro. But you go ahead
and watch your stupid crap by yourself all you like. I bet that's not
all you have to do by yourself.
>
> And why is their a man in your name if your name is Jenny? That's
just dumb.
Hey, asshole, I can call myself anything I want! Your name is Ted and
your called Ritz Fan. So shut up!
> -Ted
> "My name is Ted. And one day, I'll be dead. Yippee Yi Yo Yo."
>
>
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Ritz Fan
fanatic, but not me. I'd rather see Dawson Leery than Ritz anyday!
Dawson Leery is so cute, and Ritz is so, uhhh, bald! Yuck.
I'm not sure why my post didn't work before, but it cut off most of it. At
least for me it didn't work. Did it work for anyone else? What I tried to say
was that who cares if Ritz is bald? Jean Luke Picard is bald and he's great
too! I also asked why your name is Jenny and you have man in your name. I
think that's dumb. Does anyone else think thats dumb?
Ritz Hater
I think the only dumb thing around here is you. You're just a big geek,
bro. get over it.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
LadyJ
> In article <19991228141728...@ng-cc1.aol.com>,
> ritzf...@aol.com (Ritz Fan) wrote:
<snip stupid sniping of silly schoolkids>
Children! Don't *make* me turn this car around! So help me Christ, If I
have to pull over ad come back there...
Jess
--
LadyJ is available at http://www.ladyj.net
and fine stores everywhere
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By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying -
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
- Dorothy Parker
Ritz Hater
<Pine.LNX.4.21.991229...@highhopes.madhack.com>,
Uh, What Ever! Who was even talking to you?
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Q
>have to pull over ad come back there...
>
Are we there yet????????
BTW, hi Jess. :-)
><snip stupid sniping of silly schoolkids>
The above snip was brought to you by the American Alliteration Alliance.
Ritz Fan
have to pull over ad come back there...>>
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset anyone. But that Jenny chick is a real
bitch, don't you think?
Ritz Fan
and watch your stupid crap by yourself all you like. I bet that's not
all you have to do by yourself.>>
I'm sure that I'm not that only Star Trek Geek on this newsgroup. Come on
guys, who else out here is a Trekkie?
<<Hey, asshole, I can call myself anything I want! Your name is Ted and
your called Ritz Fan. So shut up!>>
Hey, bitch, you can call yourself anything you want! But look, I can call you
anything I want to! Your a Bitch! LOok, I'm calling Jenny a bitch over the
internet! Woohoo! Now fuck off. Bro.
Ritz Hater
ritzf...@aol.com (Ritz Fan) wrote:
> <<Children! Don't *make* me turn this car around! So help me Christ,
If I
> have to pull over ad come back there...>>
>
> I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset anyone. But that Jenny chick is a
real
> bitch, don't you think?
>
> "My name is Ted. And one day, I'll be dead. Yippee Yi Yo Yo."
>
Hey, fuck you! I hope you burn in hell, you little shit!
L. Zimman
>bitch, don't you think?
Even though hir .sig file says "Jenny" I believe the poster is male. E says
"bro," "dude," and "man" more than any female I've ever heard, hir handle
includes the word "man" and e has a girlfriend. I'd bet Jenny's his girlfriend
and he doesn't know how to use the .sig file prefs on his computer...then
again, I've already killfiled it, so I'm only getting the bits of it's posts
that other's quote.
--
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Director/Actor - Frank's Virgin Ears, Larkspur, CA
http://welcome.to/FranksVirginEars
http://www.wovenbeauty.com/rhps/ for the largest collection of RHPS and related
links
LadyJ
> Uh, What Ever! Who was even talking to you?
> --
> Jenny C.
> Luv ya all bunches!
> xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
You were, you dolt.
Understand this, you undoubtedly underaged harlot; you are posting
messages on a newsgroup. This is a public forum. Your tedious little "I
know you are but what am I?"s go out to thousands of people.
You may think it's all supercool to post your hyper juvenile ravings
about how cute this actor is and how ugly that one is, but 99.99999% of
us are so unbelievable disinterested that we want to hang you on a hook
by the straps of your training bra and dip you in acid.
Now run along and read the latest issue of Teen Beat, and leave the
Usenetting to the grown-ups. There ya go.
Jess
--
LadyJ is available at http://www.ladyj.net
and fine stores everywhere
--------------------------
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it's time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain
LadyJ
> >I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset anyone. But that Jenny chick is a real
> >bitch, don't you think?
>
> Even though hir .sig file says "Jenny" I believe the poster is male. E says
> "bro," "dude," and "man" more than any female I've ever heard, hir handle
> includes the word "man" and e has a girlfriend. I'd bet Jenny's his girlfriend
> and he doesn't know how to use the .sig file prefs on his computer...then
> again, I've already killfiled it, so I'm only getting the bits of it's posts
> that other's quote.
Um, saying "bro" and "dude" does not signify that she's not a female. It
signifies that she's got nothing better to say.
LadyJ
> <<Children! Don't *make* me turn this car around! So help me Christ, If I
> have to pull over ad come back there...>>
>
> I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset anyone. But that Jenny chick is a real
> bitch, don't you think?
Yeah yeah yeah, "she started it," but I'm going to finish it... wipe
that smile off your face or I'll wipe it off for you. Don't cry or I'll
give you something to cry about. If you break both your legs, don't come
running to *me*!
LadyJ
> <<Yeah yeah yeah, "she started it," but I'm going to finish it... wipe
> that smile off your face or I'll wipe it off for you. Don't cry or I'll
> give you something to cry about. If you break both your legs, don't come
> running to *me*!>>
>
> I'm new here, so I don't really know you but are you some kind of newsgroup
> mom? If that Jenny C. bitch quits acting like such a bitch then I'll let it
> go. Okay?
Gee, ya think? You don't dig sarcasm *or* subtlety too well, eh?
Yes, we're all aware that Jenny's a beeyatch. No, she isn't gonna
stop. Yes, we are right at this moment feeding the trolls. Yes, I had
fun doing it anyway.
Just remember that arguing with an idiot is futile. She'll drag you down
to her level and beat you with experience.
Jess
--
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and fine stores everywhere
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burn, four sticks will burn, and five sticks make a nice fire."
- Gail Smith, parts unknown
LadyJ
Here we go. I am now quoting the entire post like the lower life forms
do, just so you can see I'm taking nothing out of context when I
say: reread MY post, I was slamming HER. SHE has nothing better to
say. Don't be so defensive, bro. :)
Jess
On 30 Dec 1999, L. Zimman wrote:
> LadyJ <la...@ladyj.net.fuck.spam> wrote:
> >Um, saying "bro" and "dude" does not signify that she's not a female. It
> >signifies that she's got nothing better to say.
>
> Uh, did I say "E says dude and bro, therefore is clearly male"? Chances are
> because e talks like a typical macho guy and most females do not, has mentioned
> having a girlfriend, has "man" in hir nick and has "xoxoxoxoxo"etc. in hir .sig
> file which doesn't reflect hir style or content of posting that it's not hir
> .sig file. I didn't exactly say this is absolute truth, I said that's what I
> *believe,* and that's what *I'd bet.* You quoted the message, maybe you should
> reread it...
>
> Boy, people want to jump down me throat thinking I'm sexist all *over* the
> place.
>
>
> --
> L. Zimman...which is not to say I'm not.
> Director/Actor - Frank's Virgin Ears, Larkspur, CA
> http://welcome.to/FranksVirginEars
> http://www.wovenbeauty.com/rhps/ for the largest collection of RHPS and related
> links
>
--
Dave Leckie
LadyJ wrote:
>
> On Wed, 29 Dec 1999, Ritz Hater wrote:
>
> > Uh, What Ever! Who was even talking to you?
> > --
> > Jenny C.
> > Luv ya all bunches!
> > xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
>
> You were, you dolt.
>
> Understand this, you undoubtedly underaged harlot; you are posting
> messages on a newsgroup. This is a public forum. Your tedious little "I
> know you are but what am I?"s go out to thousands of people.
>
> You may think it's all supercool to post your hyper juvenile ravings
> about how cute this actor is and how ugly that one is, but 99.99999% of
> us are so unbelievable disinterested that we want to hang you on a hook
> by the straps of your training bra and dip you in acid.
>
> Now run along and read the latest issue of Teen Beat, and leave the
> Usenetting to the grown-ups. There ya go.
>
> Jess
*Lots of applause from the gallery*
BTW, what the FUCK are you doing at a Rocky Horror newsgroup if you hate
the guy who made it?
Oh, and if you really want to know, by posting to a PUBLIC newsgroup you
are addressing the PUBLIC. If you wanna have a little flame war with
Ted, use e-mail for chrissake. We're not interested. We only have
flame wars with RH fans.
Oh, and if all you see in anything is attractiveness of the lead actor,
you a) missed the whole point of Rocky Horror and b) that's
materialistic bullshit. So, I'm less of a person than somebody else
because they're more attractive than me? If you say that's true, fuck
you.
DivaM...@webtv.net
Moooommmmm! He's touching me!!!
DivaMagenta @>~~>~~>~~~~
"On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the
red roses..." Meat Loaf
Ritz Hater
fnor...@aol.com (L. Zimman) wrote:
> >I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset anyone. But that Jenny chick is a
real
> >bitch, don't you think?
>
E says
> "bro," "dude," and "man" more than any female I've ever heard, hir
handle
> includes the word "man" and e has a girlfriend. I'd bet Jenny's his
girlfriend
> and he doesn't know how to use the .sig file prefs on his
computer...then
> again, I've already killfiled it, so I'm only getting the bits of it's
posts
> that other's quote.
>
guys own the word bro or dude? Please, bro, get a grip. As if. And I
have lots of girlfriends. Those are girls that are friends, you perv.
Not lovers or something. Why don't you try thinking first before you
post something.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Ritz Hater
ritzf...@aol.com (Ritz Fan) wrote:
> <<Gaaa - it figures you'd be a Star Trek Geek too, bro. But you go
ahead
> and watch your stupid crap by yourself all you like. I bet that's not
> all you have to do by yourself.>>
>
> I'm sure that I'm not that only Star Trek Geek on this newsgroup.
Come on
> guys, who else out here is a Trekkie?
Yeah, come on geekos, show yourselves.
>
> <<Hey, asshole, I can call myself anything I want! Your name is Ted
and
> your called Ritz Fan. So shut up!>>
>
> Hey, bitch, you can call yourself anything you want! But look, I can
call you
> anything I want to! Your a Bitch! LOok, I'm calling Jenny a bitch
over the
> internet! Woohoo! Now fuck off. Bro.
HEY! FUCK YOU! Don't you be calling me a bitch! Just because you're an
asshole doesn't make me a bitch! First you eat my sister out then you
don't call her now you call me a bitch in public. Fuck you!
> -Ted
> "My name is Ted. And one day, I'll be dead.
Soon, I hope.
Fuck you Ted. I hate you.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Ritz Fan
that smile off your face or I'll wipe it off for you. Don't cry or I'll
give you something to cry about. If you break both your legs, don't come
running to *me*!>>
I'm new here, so I don't really know you but are you some kind of newsgroup
mom? If that Jenny C. bitch quits acting like such a bitch then I'll let it
go. Okay?
-Ted
"My name is Ted. And one day, I'll be dead. Yippee Yi Yo Yo."
Ritz Fan
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
How can you be such a bitch in every single post that you leave and this have
"luv ya bunches! xoxooxoxoxoxoxoxo" in you sig? Were you dropped on your head
as a child? Or are you still a child and still getting dropped on your head?
Maybe that girlfriend of yours kicks your ass to much. I know I would if you
were my girlfriend.
L. Zimman
L. Zimman
>do, just so you can see I'm taking nothing out of context when I
>say: reread MY post, I was slamming HER. SHE has nothing better to
>say. Don't be so defensive, bro. :)
I was far from defensive. Your post basically took my argument that e's male
out of context, so I reiterated it.
--
L. Zimman
Ldy Frank
*WHY do all the juvies have the word "man" in their screen names???
>Hey, bitch, you can call yourself anything you want! But look, I can call
>you
>anything I want to! Your a Bitch! LOok, I'm calling Jenny a bitch over the
>internet! Woohoo! Now fuck off. Bro.
*TIME OUT corner for you, Ted and a bar of soap for your young mouth....YOU
TOO, Little Jenny.
Get the fuck off this Newsgroup with your baby "tuff" talk. This is a Rocky
Horror Newsgroup..not a brat session. Go sling your shit in a teeny bopper
chat room
or go to EM.
Ldy Frank
>HEY! FUCK YOU! Don't you be calling me a bitch! Just because you're an
>asshole doesn't make me a bitch! First you eat my sister out then you
>don't call her now you call me a bitch in public. Fuck you!
Nice...the Future of America...are these the people that will be paying us our
Social Security?! Are WE in trouble...
May their keyboards self-destruct....
L. Zimman
>Moooommmmm! He's touching me!!!
Oh hush...you know you like it.
Ldy Frank
>>HEY! FUCK YOU! Don't you be calling me a bitch! Just because you're an
>>asshole doesn't make me a bitch! First you eat my sister out then you
>>don't call her now you call me a bitch in public. Fuck you!
Ted and Jenny need some "counselling" from you, de Sade...drop some of your
"pearls" on them, wouldja??
Dave Leckie
Oh, come on, Katie.... you know you've got that Viscious award kicking
around somewhere... use some of that might... (Hah! De Sade didn't even
get nominated!)
Oh, and to live up to my honor....
To the hater:
GET A FUCKING LIFE. If there's one thing I'm sick and tired of is
teeny-bopper bullshitters who don't know the first fucking thing about a
real life because they're too busy gawking over Backstreet Boys and
NSync and James Van Der Beek. I like Rocky Horror because it gives me a
community where people are accepted on the common interest of shouting
their lungs out (or listening to people shouting their lungs out) at
least once a month. If you don't like it, fine. Get the fuck off this
newsgroup, because we don't want to hear your whining of how much you
think Tim Curry's appearance is the only redeeming thing in the movie.
By the way, I have to admit I've tossed around the idea of people
starting flame wars with themselves, but christ... one deja address and
one aol address?
Actually, this guy is a bit more innovative than our recent skirmish
with CumfilledBoy and JTButtfuck.
Thank you for letting me vent.
If you had a problem with my vent, please call 1-800-FUCK-OFF.
Because I don't give a damn.
Why? because I'm "viscious", damnit!
de Sade
the keyboard randomly and came up with:
>>>From: Ritz Hater ritzha...@my-deja.com
>
>>>HEY! FUCK YOU! Don't you be calling me a bitch! Just because you're an
>>>asshole doesn't make me a bitch! First you eat my sister out then you
>>>don't call her now you call me a bitch in public. Fuck you!
>
>Ted and Jenny need some "counselling" from you, de Sade...drop some of your
>"pearls" on them, wouldja??
>
Very well, m'dear Lady...
(Invoking spirit of Sgt. Hartmann, recalling my Father's famous rapier
wit, summoning all the strength of the U.S.M.C [Uncle Sam's Misguided
Children])
I don't give a goddam which one of you lowlifes started it cut it the
fuck out or I will uncork your lowly lard-laden asses and BOOT FUCK
YOU!
As for the virtues of your sibling let me assure you that her rotten
crotch has not been soiled. It was a festering hole of disease long
before. There are whores in Bangkok who have not seen the measure of
use that your sister's fuck-hole has been subjected to!
You will cease and desist this bickering! I wonder who the fuck
supplied you with computers? Is this some sort of experiment? Are you
two part of the "infinite number of monkeys" experiment?! Are you a
couple of goddam big-lipped buck-toothed fuzzy-faced tree-hanging
banana-munching APES?! Get back into your fucking cage! I don't recall
Orangutans being given the privilege of having Internet access! If you
cause trouble in here again, if you come sneaking around this
newsgroup one more time with your hare-lipped drivel, I will beat you
until you evolve, MONKEY-NUTS!
(Okay, we return to the plane of existence where de Sade lives...)
Hope that will satisfy!-de Sade
de Sade
pounded at the keyboard randomly and came up with:
>Understand this, you undoubtedly underaged harlot; you are posting
>messages on a newsgroup. This is a public forum. Your tedious little "I
>know you are but what am I?"s go out to thousands of people.
Hey, waitaminute...An underaged harlot? Sounds like my kind of girl!
Send her my way...I'll be the judge of who is a harlot and who is not!
And if she *ISN'T* a harlot, I can definitely turn her into one at:
BOOT-CAMP CON!
That's right, YOUR chance to be a harlot of WHATEVER AGE awaits you at
Boot-Camp Con! There, you will learn sexual techniques that will amaze
you and your partners!
C'mon, you KNOW you want it! And so do we! Listen to the responses of
some other satisfied Boot-Camp survivors!
"I ate out, and never left the house!"G., Redwood City, CA
"I lost twenty pounds of unwanted flab and gained 10 pounds of pure
muscle! Thanks Boot-Camp Con!"-S.S., Hollywood, CA
"de shod sduk hiz dik in mah moud."-R.F., East Bay, CA
"I'm not sure WHO the father is!"-Some random underage harlot that de
Sade fucked somewhere in the middle of the whole thing. They're
engaged to be married! Isn't that sweet?
So cum one, cum all (or at least breath hard) at: Boot-Camp Con!
Make YOUR reservations today with marky...@hotmail.com
LadyJ
> >From: Ritz Hater ritzha...@my-deja.com
>
> >HEY! FUCK YOU! Don't you be calling me a bitch! Just because you're an
> >asshole doesn't make me a bitch! First you eat my sister out then you
> >don't call her now you call me a bitch in public. Fuck you!
>
> Nice...the Future of America...are these the people that will be paying us our
> Social Security?! Are WE in trouble...
> May their keyboards self-destruct....
You think there'll still be social security when it's our
turn? Pahahahaha! Naivete is so cute! :P
Jess
--
LadyJ is available at http://www.ladyj.net
and fine stores everywhere
--------------------------
"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything
you want to do." - Jean-Paul Sartre
LadyJ
> >Children! Don't *make* me turn this car around! So help me Christ, If I
> >have to pull over ad come back there...
> >
>
> Are we there yet????????
Just a little further, my smurflings.
> BTW, hi Jess. :-)
Hi, Q. (Wasn't that a solitaire peg game?)
> ><snip stupid sniping of silly schoolkids>
>
> The above snip was brought to you by the American Alliteration Alliance.
No, it was the American Alliteration Alliance *Auxiliary*, added after
additional applicants asked.
Ritz Hater
<Pine.LNX.4.21.991229...@highhopes.madhack.com>,
LadyJ <la...@ladyj.net.fuck.spam> wrote:
> On Wed, 29 Dec 1999, Ritz Hater wrote:
>
> > Uh, What Ever! Who was even talking to you?
> > Jenny C.
> > Luv ya all bunches!
> > xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
>
>
> Understand this, you undoubtedly underaged harlot; you are posting
> messages on a newsgroup. This is a public forum. Your tedious little
"I
> know you are but what am I?"s go out to thousands of people.
>
> about how cute this actor is and how ugly that one is, but 99.99999%
of
> us are so unbelievable disinterested that we want to hang you on a
hook
> by the straps of your training bra and dip you in acid.
Well, then stop reading it you stupid cunt. It's that simple.
> Now run along and read the latest issue of Teen Beat, and leave the
> Usenetting to the grown-ups. There ya go.
Yeah, you've shown such an adult attitude here. Who the fuck reads Teen
Beat anyway? What the hell, bro?
> Jess
>
> --
> LadyJ is available at http://www.ladyj.net
> and fine stores everywhere
> --------------------------
> "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
> it's time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain
>
>
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Ritz Hater
<Pine.LNX.4.21.991230...@highhopes.madhack.com>,
LadyJ <la...@ladyj.net.fuck.spam> wrote:
> On 29 Dec 1999, Q wrote:
>
> > >Children! Don't *make* me turn this car around! So help me Christ,
If I
> > >have to pull over ad come back there...
> > >
> >
> > Are we there yet????????
>
> Just a little further, my smurflings.
>
> > BTW, hi Jess. :-)
>
> Hi, Q. (Wasn't that a solitaire peg game?)
>
> > ><snip stupid sniping of silly schoolkids>
> >
> > The above snip was brought to you by the American Alliteration
Alliance.
>
> No, it was the American Alliteration Alliance *Auxiliary*, added after
> additional applicants asked.
>
> Jess
>
Wow, that was such an adult response! You are so mature! I'm really
impressed. And it was soooo about Rocky Horror! Congratulations on being
on topic and mature! I look up to you!
Ritz Hater
> Jenny C.
> Luv ya all bunches!
>
> How can you be such a bitch in every single post that you leave and
this have
> "luv ya bunches! xoxooxoxoxoxoxoxo" in you sig? Were you dropped on
your head
> as a child? Or are you still a child and still getting dropped on
your head?
> Maybe that girlfriend of yours kicks your ass to much. I know I would
if you
> were my girlfriend.
>
> -Ted
> "My name is Ted. And one day, I'll be dead. Yippee Yi Yo Yo."
>
Great reply. Try making sense sometime. I can have whatever I want in
my sig. I don't have a girlfriend girlfriend. Just a girlfriend. Get
it? I would never be your girlfriend. Never.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Ritz Hater
<Pine.LNX.4.21.991229...@highhopes.madhack.com>,
LadyJ <la...@ladyj.net.fuck.spam> wrote:
> On 29 Dec 1999, L. Zimman wrote:
>
> > >I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset anyone. But that Jenny chick is
a real
> > >bitch, don't you think?
> >
> > Even though hir .sig file says "Jenny" I believe the poster is male.
E says
> > "bro," "dude," and "man" more than any female I've ever heard, hir
handle
> > includes the word "man" and e has a girlfriend. I'd bet Jenny's his
girlfriend
> > and he doesn't know how to use the .sig file prefs on his
computer...then
> > again, I've already killfiled it, so I'm only getting the bits of
it's posts
> > that other's quote.
>
It
> signifies that she's got nothing better to say.
>
>
> --
> LadyJ is available at http://www.ladyj.net
> and fine stores everywhere
> --------------------------
> "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
> it's time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain
>
>
Maybe I should be intelligent like you and say smart words like
smurflings. Bro isn't the only word I wrote, dipshit. Get a clue. And
you seem to have nothing better to do than read it, so what the fuck?
Bitch.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Ritz Hater
fnor...@aol.com (L. Zimman) wrote:
> LadyJ <la...@ladyj.net.fuck.spam> wrote:
> >Um, saying "bro" and "dude" does not signify that she's not a female.
It
> >signifies that she's got nothing better to say.
>
Chances are
> because e talks like a typical macho guy and most females do not, has
mentioned
> having a girlfriend, has "man" in hir nick and has "xoxoxoxoxo"etc. in
hir .sig
> file which doesn't reflect hir style or content of posting that it's
not hir
> .sig file. I didn't exactly say this is absolute truth, I said that's
what I
> *believe,* and that's what *I'd bet.* You quoted the message, maybe
you should
> reread it...
>
> Boy, people want to jump down me throat thinking I'm sexist all *over*
the
> place.
>
> --
> L. Zimman...which is not to say I'm not.
> http://welcome.to/FranksVirginEars
> http://www.wovenbeauty.com/rhps/ for the largest collection of RHPS
and related
> links
>
Maybe you should try reading the messages. And maybe you should try
learning to spell. So I say Bro. Big deal. Who asked you anyway? Mind
your own fucking business. And can't you idiots get it through your head
that if I say girlfriends they are friends who are girls? Not lovers?
Gahh, fucking stupid people!
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Ritz Hater
fnor...@aol.com (L. Zimman) wrote:
> >Here we go. I am now quoting the entire post like the lower life
forms
> >do, just so you can see I'm taking nothing out of context when I
> >say: reread MY post, I was slamming HER. SHE has nothing better to
> >say. Don't be so defensive, bro. :)
>
> I was far from defensive. Your post basically took my argument that
e's male
> out of context, so I reiterated it.
>
> --
> L. Zimman
> http://welcome.to/FranksVirginEars
> http://www.wovenbeauty.com/rhps/ for the largest collection of RHPS
and related
> links
>
Don't feel bad. This Lady J Bitch is an idiot. That's all there is to
it.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Ritz Hater
>
> > <<Children! Don't *make* me turn this car around! So help me Christ,
If I
> > have to pull over ad come back there...>>
> >
real
> > bitch, don't you think?
>
> that smile off your face or I'll wipe it off for you. Don't cry or
I'll
> give you something to cry about. If you break both your legs, don't
come
> running to *me*!
>
>
> --
> LadyJ is available at http://www.ladyj.net
> and fine stores everywhere
> --------------------------
> "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
> it's time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain
>
>
You're a fucking idiot. Did I mention that yet? Fuck off and get a life.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Ritz Hater
>
> > <<Yeah yeah yeah, "she started it," but I'm going to finish it...
wipe
> > that smile off your face or I'll wipe it off for you. Don't cry or
I'll
> > give you something to cry about. If you break both your legs, don't
come
> > running to *me*!>>
> >
newsgroup
> > mom? If that Jenny C. bitch quits acting like such a bitch then
I'll let it
> > go. Okay?
I think the real bitch here is this Lady J person. Butt in much?
> Gee, ya think? You don't dig sarcasm *or* subtlety too well, eh?
Gee, maybe if you were clever about it.
> Yes, we're all aware that Jenny's a beeyatch. No, she isn't gonna
> stop. Yes, we are right at this moment feeding the trolls. Yes, I had
> fun doing it anyway.
I'm glad you're having fun, bitch.
> Just remember that arguing with an idiot is futile. She'll drag you
down
> to her level and beat you with experience.
I'll beat you because you're a fucking idiot. Now go on! Schoo!
> Jess
>
> --
> LadyJ is available at http://www.ladyj.net
> and fine stores everywhere
> --------------------------
> "One stick can't burn, two sticks won't burn, three sticks
might
> burn, four sticks will burn, and five sticks make a nice
fire."
> - Gail Smith, parts unknown
>
>
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Ritz Hater
Dave Leckie <ebbo...@silliness.8m.com> wrote:
>
>
> Ldy Frank wrote:
> > >>From: Ritz Hater ritzha...@my-deja.com
> > >>HEY! FUCK YOU! Don't you be calling me a bitch! Just because
you're an
> > >>asshole doesn't make me a bitch! First you eat my sister out then
you
> > >>don't call her now you call me a bitch in public. Fuck you!
of your
> > "pearls" on them, wouldja??
>
> around somewhere... use some of that might... (Hah! De Sade didn't
even
> get nominated!)
>
> Oh, and to live up to my honor....
>
> To the hater:
> GET A FUCKING LIFE. If there's one thing I'm sick and tired of is
> teeny-bopper bullshitters who don't know the first fucking thing about
a
> real life because they're too busy gawking over Backstreet Boys and
> NSync and James Van Der Beek. I like Rocky Horror because it gives me
a
> community where people are accepted on the common interest of shouting
> their lungs out (or listening to people shouting their lungs out) at
> least once a month. If you don't like it, fine. Get the fuck off this
> newsgroup, because we don't want to hear your whining of how much you
> think Tim Curry's appearance is the only redeeming thing in the movie.
Hey, you better not say anything about NSync! There the best! You're not
good enough to even type their names! Gawd are they cute! And I didn't
say I don't like Rocky. It's cute, but Tim is the best part! Too bad
he's dressed in women's underwear, but oh well, he's still soooo sexxy!
> By the way, I have to admit I've tossed around the idea of people
> starting flame wars with themselves, but christ... one deja address
and
> one aol address?
>
> Actually, this guy is a bit more innovative than our recent skirmish
> with CumfilledBoy and JTButtfuck.
CumfilledBoy and JTButtfuc? Oh, now that's funny and mature. You're so
clever!
> Thank you for letting me vent.
>
> If you had a problem with my vent, please call 1-800-FUCK-OFF.
Oh, that's even funnier! I'll have to call you - promise you'll take me
to dinner sometime.
> Because I don't give a damn.
>
> Why? because I'm "viscious", damnit!
Yeah, I'm trembling here.
> --
> Silliness,
> Dave
> Dr. Riff-Raff in training
> Winner, "Most viscious list", 1999
>
> *****************************************************
> * JTBretherick *
> * proudly bestows upon you, *
> * ____Dave Leckie_____, *
> * __ _ *
> * \ / | | | | | | | \ *
> * \ ^ / | |\ | |\ | |_ |_/ *
> * \ / \ / | | \| | \| | |\ *
> * V V | | | | | |__ | \ *
> * ******************************* *
> * *
> * MOST VISCIOUS AWARD 1999 *
> * ************************ *
> * *
> * On the 15th Day of December, 1999 AD *
> * "That others may flame." *
> * *
> *****************************************************
>
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Ritz Hater
ldyf...@aol.com (Ldy Frank) wrote:
> >From: ritzf...@aol.com (Ritz Fan)
>
> *WHY do all the juvies have the word "man" in their screen names???
> >Hey, bitch, you can call yourself anything you want! But look, I can
call
> >you
> >anything I want to! Your a Bitch! LOok, I'm calling Jenny a bitch
over the
> >internet! Woohoo! Now fuck off. Bro.
>
> *TIME OUT corner for you, Ted and a bar of soap for your young
mouth....YOU
> TOO, Little Jenny.
> Get the fuck off this Newsgroup with your baby "tuff" talk.
How can you say clean up the language in one sentence, then say fuck in
the next? At least try to make sense. Fucking moron.
This is a Rocky
> Horror Newsgroup..not a brat session. Go sling your shit in a teeny
bopper
> chat room
> or go to EM.
>
EM? What's EM?
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Douglas North
bitch in public. Fuck you!<<
LOL! This is getting silly.
ze...@bawdycaste.org
: <Are we there yet???>
:
: Moooommmmm! He's touching me!!!
Don't touch me there! My daddy says he's the only one allowed to
touch me there!
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Ritz Fan
don't call her now you call me a bitch in public. Fuck you!>>
Oh, now I know who you are. Why didn't you just say so in the first place?
All this name calling could have been avoided. Look, I'm sorry about your
sister. Tell her I'll give her a call tonight. Okay?
Ritz Fan
TOO, Little Jenny.
Horror Newsgroup..not a brat session. Go sling your shit in a teeny bopper
chat room
or go to EM.>>
First of all Lady, you have no right to talk to me like that. You don't know
anything about me. I can tell because your calling me a teeny bopper. Did you
read the song quote in my signature? THat song was popular when i was in the
8th grade. A long time ago. I came on this group because I'm a Rocky and a
Ritz fan. Jenny came on this group because she has a personal vendetta against
me. I apologized to her and I hope she'll accept it. Maybe before you butt
into things that aren't your business, you should get your facts straight.
Ritz Fan
> mom? If that Jenny C. bitch quits acting like such a bitch then I'll let it
> go. Okay?
<<Gee, ya think? You don't dig sarcasm *or* subtlety too well, eh?>>
I got it just fine. Why do you think I responded back with more of my own?
Dean Golden
Is this something you hear all the time from you dates???
Dean (I could not resist) Golden
<ze...@bawdycaste.org> wrote in message
news:94659549...@thrush.omix.com...
Big Al
Ritz Hater <ritzha...@my-deja.com> wrote in article
<84e972$jpt$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
> Fuck you Ted. I hate you.
...
> Luv ya all bunches!
This should be in an advert for some military hardware company:
"OUR COMBAT DRUGS WORK!"
--
Big Al
The Doctor is in.
L. Zimman
> Is this something you hear all the time from you dates???
I wouldn't be suprised, judging from his RHFC...
>YA25+>16G{m}H{5'7"}L{CA,USA}S{f>ba12^H7k}W=
^^^
ze...@bawdycaste.org
: Byron:
: Is this something you hear all the time from you dates???
Only the ones that call *you* daddy. :-)
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Ldy Frank
>Oh, come on, Katie.... you know you've got that Viscious award kicking
>around somewhere... use some of that might..
Hey, Dave! I'm so good! These kiddies called me a moron, too.....
Proud Double-Moron Title Holder,
(NYAH, NYAH) KT-Visc
>... (Hah! De Sade didn't even
>get nominated!)
Oh Gawd...do you think he's MELLOWING? Erm..gone "soft"????
Back to BOOT CAMP Con with him...
::A thwack of the whip::
Ldy Frank
>
>Very well, m'dear Lady..
>I don't give a goddam which one of you lowlifes started it cut it the
>fuck out or I will uncork your lowly lard-laden asses and BOOT FUCK
>YOU!
(snip)
>cause trouble in here again, if you come sneaking around this
>newsgroup one more time with your hare-lipped drivel, I will beat you
>until you evolve, MONKEY-NUTS!
>Hope that will satisfy!-de Sade
I just LOVE your sweet-nothings.....
Ldy Frank
>Luv ya all bunches!
Tough Luv...like a tarantula?
de Sade
<weirdw...@earthlink.net> pounded at the keyboard randomly and
came up with:
>> I just LOVE your sweet-nothings.....
>> m-m-m-m-m-m-m.....
>> The Future Marquiesse de Sade
>>
>"Who wants their teeth done by the Marquiesse de SadeOh that hurts, wait
>I'm not numb
>Oh shut up, open wide, here I come
>I am you're dentist..."
>-Orin Scrivello D.D.S., Little Shop Of Horrors
Uh-oh...My TRUE profession is uncovered! Curses!-de Sade
Dave Leckie
<snippity-snip-snip>
Bravo! Bravo! Well Said! Yay!
*standing ovation.... really!*
Dave Leckie
Ritz Hater wrote:
> Wow, that was such an adult response! You are so mature! I'm really
> impressed. And it was soooo about Rocky Horror! Congratulations on being
> on topic and mature! I look up to you!
Don't fucking preach to us about mature. If you're so mature why the
fuck do you keep sheephearding into pop-culture mainstream which
dictates your favorite fucking TV shows and movies on how fucking sexy
the main character is?
Oh, and congratulations for knowing a fucking thing about this
newsgroup. I think just about every fucking thread here has turned into
some off-topic rant or flame war. WE ENJOY IT. IF YOU DON'T, PLEASE
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS!
Dave Leckie
Ritz Hater wrote:
> Maybe you should try reading the messages. And maybe you should try
> learning to spell. So I say Bro. Big deal. Who asked you anyway? Mind
> your own fucking business. And can't you idiots get it through your head
> that if I say girlfriends they are friends who are girls? Not lovers?
> Gahh, fucking stupid people!
Holy fucking shit. Did you just tell us to mind our own fucking
business? Well, then. Fuck you. You posted here, and therefore you must
face consequences. If you want us to leave you alone stop fucking
posting here. THIS IS A FUCKING PUBLIC BOARD. WHICH MEANS WE CAN POST
WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT. If you have a problem with this, you don't
need to post here. nobody's forcing you at gunpoint.
Now go listen to your fucking N-Sync and Backstreet Boys and let us go
back to flaming each other.
Dave Leckie
Ritz Fan wrote:
> First of all Lady, you have no right to talk to me like that.
Hate to break it to you, but anybody has any right to talk to any person
in any way here. It's a public forum, which means if you post here
you're subject to whatever the fuck people want to say about you.
> You don't know
> anything about me. I can tell because your calling me a teeny bopper. Did you
> read the song quote in my signature? THat song was popular when i was in the
> 8th grade. A long time ago. I came on this group because I'm a Rocky and a
> Ritz fan. Jenny came on this group because she has a personal vendetta against
> me. I apologized to her and I hope she'll accept it. Maybe before you butt
> into things that aren't your business, you should get your facts straight.
Okay... note, this is the most believable account I've heard from these
two flame-warrers. Now, here's one quick thing, if you don't want us to
get involved, stop posting to a goddamn public forum... it's that
simple. That's like some guy hitting a kid in a crowded place then
telling everybody there to mind their own business (not quite as
illegal, but still the same idea).
If you want us left out of this, leave us out of this, and go resolve
your problems somewhere where you're not being watched by the Rocky
Horror usenet community.
Ritz Fan
in any way here. It's a public forum, which means if you post here
you're subject to whatever the fuck people want to say about you.>>
That's great, so you won't mind a bit when I call you a fucking cocksucker.
Your a cocksucker! Your a bitch too. Now fuck off.
Ldy Frank
>: ritzf...@aol.com (Ritz
>Your a cocksucker! Your a bitch too. Now fuck off.
um...so we're talkin' hermaphrodite, here?
In that case, he can fuck himself, not fuck off!!! And, please put the "e" on
YOUR (i.e.
YOU'RE), or haven't you gotten to that grade yet...and we know you are WAY past
8th grade, Big Man...
Ritz Hater
Dave Leckie <ebbo...@silliness.8m.com> wrote:
>
>
> Ritz Hater wrote:
> > Wow, that was such an adult response! You are so mature! I'm really
> > impressed. And it was soooo about Rocky Horror! Congratulations on
being
> > on topic and mature! I look up to you!
>
> Don't fucking preach to us about mature. If you're so mature why the
> fuck do you keep sheephearding into pop-culture mainstream which
> dictates your favorite fucking TV shows and movies on how fucking sexy
> the main character is?
Say the word fuck much? Guess you have to say it since you never get to
do it. How do you know which show I pick to watch? I watch what I want.
Why do you watch Rocky? So the people here will think you're cool? It's
not working. And if you're so mature shouldn't you have learned a word
or two other than fuck?
> Oh, and congratulations for knowing a fucking thing about this
> newsgroup. I think just about every fucking thread here has turned
into
> some off-topic rant or flame war. WE ENJOY IT. IF YOU DON'T, PLEASE
> DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS!
What's your point, idiot? Obviously I'm involved in the flame war. I'm
sure everything involving you turns off topic because you're just not
smart enough to form one actual thought. Moron.
> --
> Silliness,
> Dave
> Dr. Riff-Raff in training
> Winner, "Most viscious list", 1999
>
> *****************************************************
> * JTBretherick *
> * proudly bestows upon you, *
> * ____Dave Leckie_____, *
> * __ _ *
> * \ / | | | | | | | \ *
> * \ ^ / | |\ | |\ | |_ |_/ *
> * \ / \ / | | \| | \| | |\ *
> * V V | | | | | |__ | \ *
> * ******************************* *
> * *
> * MOST VISCIOUS AWARD 1999 *
> * ************************ *
> * *
> * On the 15th Day of December, 1999 AD *
> * "That others may flame." *
> * *
> *****************************************************
>
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Ritz Hater
> > learning to spell. So I say Bro. Big deal. Who asked you anyway?
Mind
> > your own fucking business. And can't you idiots get it through your
head
> > that if I say girlfriends they are friends who are girls? Not
lovers?
> > Gahh, fucking stupid people!
>
> Holy fucking shit. Did you just tell us to mind our own fucking
> business? Well, then. Fuck you. You posted here, and therefore you
must
> face consequences. If you want us to leave you alone stop fucking
> posting here. THIS IS A FUCKING PUBLIC BOARD. WHICH MEANS WE CAN POST
> WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT. If you have a problem with this, you don't
> need to post here. nobody's forcing you at gunpoint.
>
> Now go listen to your fucking N-Sync and Backstreet Boys and let us go
> back to flaming each other.
So, to you the whole point of this group is to flame each other and say
fuck a lot? Idiot. Yeah, you can post whatever you want. But it just
shows what a moron you are. Keep up the good work.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Ritz Hater
Before you go trying to be an English Teacher, why don't you learn how
to spell all your words first. And it's IM, not EM, dipshit. But you are
right about one thing, he can go fuck himself and so can you.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Ritz Hater
ritzf...@aol.com (Ritz Fan) wrote:
> <<Hate to break it to you, but anybody has any right to talk to any
person
> in any way here. It's a public forum, which means if you post here
> you're subject to whatever the fuck people want to say about you.>>
>
> That's great, so you won't mind a bit when I call you a fucking
cocksucker.
>
> "My name is Ted. And one day, I'll be dead. Yippee Yi Yo Yo."
>
Agreed. He is also an ignorant selfish bastard and a large sack of shit.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Ritz Hater
ritzf...@aol.com (Ritz Fan) wrote:
> <<HEY! FUCK YOU! Don't you be calling me a bitch! Just because you're
an
> asshole doesn't make me a bitch! First you eat my sister out then you
> don't call her now you call me a bitch in public. Fuck you!>>
>
> Oh, now I know who you are. Why didn't you just say so in the first
place?
> All this name calling could have been avoided. Look, I'm sorry about
your
> sister. Tell her I'll give her a call tonight. Okay?
>
> "My name is Ted. And one day, I'll be dead. Yippee Yi Yo Yo."
>
Thanks, Ted, that really means a lot to me.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Ldy Frank
>Moron.
Aw shit, now we're tied, Dave!!! Need a tie-breaker!! KT
Ldy Frank
> But it just
>shows what a moron you are.
Aw shit, Dave, you lead 3-2........ KT
de Sade
the keyboard randomly and came up with:
>>From: Ritz Hater ritzha...@my-deja.com
>
>>Moron.
>
>Aw shit, now we're tied, Dave!!! Need a tie-breaker!! KT
Lady, you are an evil moron!-de Sade
Ed Reed
Ritz Hater <ritzha...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>In article <19991230015325...@ng-cm1.aol.com>,
> ldyf...@aol.com (Ldy Frank) wrote:
>> >From: ritzf...@aol.com (Ritz Fan)
>
>>This is a Rocky Horror Newsgroup..not a brat session. Go sling your shit in
>>a teeny bopper chat room or go to EM.
>>
Electronic Mail- that's where you argue with your friend Ted without subjecting
the rest of us to a detailed accounting of which of your sister's orifices he's
violated recently.
Ed Reed
ree...@netcom.com
http://pc.izap.com/~reedted
IM handle: Turrican5
Ritz Hater
Have you ever had anything worthwhile to say for your whole miserable
life? Lay off the crack pipe, bro! Maybe you won't keep feeling the
need to post such stupid shit.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Ritz Fan
No problem Jenny. Looks like it was easier to be nice to her than keep calling
her bitch. What do you know.
Dave Leckie
Ritz Fan wrote:
>
> <<Hate to break it to you, but anybody has any right to talk to any person
> in any way here. It's a public forum, which means if you post here
> you're subject to whatever the fuck people want to say about you.>>
>
> That's great, so you won't mind a bit when I call you a fucking cocksucker.
> Your a cocksucker! Your a bitch too. Now fuck off.
Way to think out of your ass... next time, read what I'm responding to.
You said "you have no right to talk to me like that" which is complete
bullshit. I believe the right that says she can talk to you like that
is the First Amendment of this little document called the American
Constitution.
Don't mess with evil morons, bitch. You're out of your league.
Dave Leckie
Ritz Hater wrote:
>
> In article <20000104002927...@ng-bj1.aol.com>,
> ldyf...@aol.com (Ldy Frank) wrote:
> > >From: Ritz Hater ritzha...@my-deja.com
> >
> > > But it just
> > >shows what a moron you are.
> >
> > Aw shit, Dave, you lead 3-2........ KT
Woo hoo! I'm a shoo-in for next year too!
> Have you ever had anything worthwhile to say for your whole miserable
> life? Lay off the crack pipe, bro! Maybe you won't keep feeling the
> need to post such stupid shit.
Hey! Shut the fuck up and let us enjoy our inside jokes!
Christ, we have nothing worthwhile to say to you because you haven't
said anything worthwhile to us.
I've given you my take on what I think of you. I fucking hate pop
culture and so far everything you've stood by is the quintessence of
it. So here it is plain and simple: I hate what you like.
This newsgroup is to talk about Rocky Horror, and I'm willing to talk
about it with anybody with an IQ above 3, which unfortunately seems to
disqualify you.
Now get lost, troll.
Dave Leckie
AUGH! NO! DON'T SAY THAT!!!
You know, if you want my vote next year, de Sade, you better start
kissing my ass soon!
Dave Leckie
Ritz Hater wrote:
> God forbid I should interupt the brotherhood of morons. I'm glad you
> amuse each other, cuz you sure don't amuse anyone else.
Woo! One point for all of us!
You didn't like Andy Kauffman, did you? Personally, I thought he was a
genius, despite the fact he did everything to amuse himself.
> All I have to say to you is that you are an idiot. That is quite
> worthwhile. Not that everyone doesn't know it already. But at least you
> can admit that you don't have anything worthwhile to say yourself. And
> I'm sure you never have. I think admitting you are a worthless piece of
> shit is a good sign, let's hope it's your first step to recovery. But I
> doubt it. You seem to be a pretty hopeless case.
Wow... You know me, too? You know what I'm like in the real world?
Thank you, Ms. Psychology. I didn't realize you could figure that out
through what somebody posts on a newsgroup... and if you know me so
well, what's my favorite music? What color is my hair? What are my
friends like?
All I'm saying is that I could give a shit less about your little
sheephearding little "James Van Der Beek is so dreamy" bullshit. I'm
tired of hearing it, and I think so is everybody else here. Now get
lost.
> > I've given you my take on what I think of you.
>
> Gee, thanks, cuz I so care what you think! Your tiny attempts at
> thinking and trying to put those half thoughts into words mean so much
> to me. Thanks, bro.
Obviously you care something, otherwise you wouldn't waste your time
replying to someone you couldn't care less about.
> I fucking hate pop
> > culture and so far everything you've stood by is the quintessence of
> > it. So here it is plain and simple: I hate what you like.
> Good God, who cares? Get it through your fucking mind nobody gives a
> shit what you think or like.
No, YOU don't give a shit of what I think or like. So why the hell are
you getting so offended by me?
> > This newsgroup is to talk about Rocky Horror, and I'm willing to talk
> > about it with anybody with an IQ above 3, which unfortunately seems to
> > disqualify you.
> >
>
> Ooh, clever. You know, when your mom said you were "special" she didn't
> mean you were a great kid. She meant you were retarded. And you prove
> that with every post you make. You want an award? How about one for the
> most mindless, least well thought out, dumbest poster alive? And when I
> say you are alive, I mean your body only, obviously your brain died long
> ago.
Really.... I didn't realize you have an MRI set up to scan my brain.
Tell me, did you hide this in my ventolation shaft or are you just full
of shit?
> > Now get lost, troll.
> >
>
> Let me guess, you're a virgin, right? Get used to it. I see another
> lifetime award in virginity for you. Dumbshit.
Ooo! That's two awards in one post... By the way, the last guy who
handed out awards to people in this newsgroup also claimed he was going
to sue us for slander through the Georgia Bureau of Investigation (who
have no jurisdiction over us) and claimed to be a software patent lawyer
who couldn't tell the difference between "slander" and "libel".
Just so you know where you can officially classify yourself.
Dave Leckie
Ritz Fan wrote:
> Before you call my girlfriend a slut, maybe you should learn the whole story.
> Or you could just fuck off.
You know, we're not the ones who dragged our personal lives onto a
public forum. Why don't you both just stop posting to this thread and
we might just leave you alone. Think about that one?
Ritz Hater
Dave Leckie <ebbo...@silliness.8m.com> wrote:
>
>
> Ritz Hater wrote:
> >
> > In article <20000104002927...@ng-bj1.aol.com>,
> > ldyf...@aol.com (Ldy Frank) wrote:
> > > >From: Ritz Hater ritzha...@my-deja.com
> > >
> > > > But it just
> > > >shows what a moron you are.
> > >
> > > Aw shit, Dave, you lead 3-2........ KT
>
> Woo hoo! I'm a shoo-in for next year too!
>
> > Have you ever had anything worthwhile to say for your whole
miserable
> > life? Lay off the crack pipe, bro! Maybe you won't keep feeling the
> > need to post such stupid shit.
>
> Hey! Shut the fuck up and let us enjoy our inside jokes!
>
God forbid I should interupt the brotherhood of morons. I'm glad you
amuse each other, cuz you sure don't amuse anyone else.
> Christ, we have nothing worthwhile to say to you because you haven't
> said anything worthwhile to us.
>
All I have to say to you is that you are an idiot. That is quite
worthwhile. Not that everyone doesn't know it already. But at least you
can admit that you don't have anything worthwhile to say yourself. And
I'm sure you never have. I think admitting you are a worthless piece of
shit is a good sign, let's hope it's your first step to recovery. But I
doubt it. You seem to be a pretty hopeless case.
> I've given you my take on what I think of you.
Gee, thanks, cuz I so care what you think! Your tiny attempts at
thinking and trying to put those half thoughts into words mean so much
to me. Thanks, bro.
I fucking hate pop
> culture and so far everything you've stood by is the quintessence of
> it. So here it is plain and simple: I hate what you like.
Good God, who cares? Get it through your fucking mind nobody gives a
shit what you think or like.
>
> This newsgroup is to talk about Rocky Horror, and I'm willing to talk
> about it with anybody with an IQ above 3, which unfortunately seems to
> disqualify you.
>
Ooh, clever. You know, when your mom said you were "special" she didn't
mean you were a great kid. She meant you were retarded. And you prove
that with every post you make. You want an award? How about one for the
most mindless, least well thought out, dumbest poster alive? And when I
say you are alive, I mean your body only, obviously your brain died long
ago.
> Now get lost, troll.
>
Let me guess, you're a virgin, right? Get used to it. I see another
lifetime award in virginity for you. Dumbshit.
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Kelly Streamer
>lifetime award in virginity for you. Dumbshit.
This has to be the single dumbest statement made by anyone in the history of
newsgroups. I'm supposing little Jenny isn't a virgin? Sick! Sick I say!!
Little girls shouldn't be having sex! Oh, wait... Maybe she found her big
sister's vibrator (since we all know what a slut *she* is)and fucked herself
with it.
Goddamn... a preteen gets my vote for cunt of the year and it's only January
5th.
(Yes I'm bitter because she fucked with Jeremy.)
Kelly
Director/Magenta
Transylvanian Warped Sensation, RIP
Ritz Fan
newsgroups. I'm supposing little Jenny isn't a virgin? Sick! Sick I say!!
Little girls shouldn't be having sex! Oh, wait... Maybe she found her big
sister's vibrator (since we all know what a slut *she* is)and fucked herself
with it.>>
Before you call my girlfriend a slut, maybe you should learn the whole story.
Or you could just fuck off.
Ritz Fan
You were responding to me dumbfuck. REad it again.
<<You said "you have no right to talk to me like that" which is complete
bullshit. I believe the right that says she can talk to you like that
is the First Amendment of this little document called the American
Constitution.>>
And I used my First Ammendment right to tell you to fuck yourself.
<<Don't mess with evil morons, bitch. You're out of your league.>>
Keep practicing dickhead, you'll work your way up to the pros.
Kelly Streamer
>we might just leave you alone. Think about that one?
They might stop posting on this one, but they'll just go attack people in other
threads...
Jeremy Moran
>Kelly
As always, thank you for your support. :)
+ +
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Bastardos, D/FW's ONLY RHPS Cast: http://www.losbastardos.com - Now Y2K
Compliant!
= =
Big Jeremy's Big-Ass Web Site: http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/bigjeremy
# # #
"Don't try to enlighten yourself. Play video games and stay stupid with
the rest of us." - Doogie Anderson
Kelly Streamer
>
>Or you could just fuck off.
Or maybe you could dig your tongue back into her gangrenous, dripping snatch
and get off this newsgroup.
Dave Leckie
Ritz Hater wrote:
>
> In article <3873FC23...@silliness.8m.com>,
> Dave Leckie <ebbo...@silliness.8m.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> > Ritz Hater wrote:
> > > God forbid I should interupt the brotherhood of morons. I'm glad you
> > > amuse each other, cuz you sure don't amuse anyone else.
> >
> > Woo! One point for all of us!
> >
> > You didn't like Andy Kauffman, did you? Personally, I thought he was a
> > genius, despite the fact he did everything to amuse himself.
>
> Funny, I thought you were opposed to anything that was part of popular
> culture. Interesting that you don't mention Andy Kauffman until he's the
> subject of a #1 movie starring Jim Carrey.
You know what else is funny? That you haven't spoken to me at all before
the movie came out. So how the fuck would you know if I knew who he was
before that movie came out?
I was alive when he was around. I knew who he was when he was around.
I thought he was hilarious when he was around. I didn't need some
bloody movie with Jim Carrey in it to tell me that.
> Doesn't get much more pop
> culture than that.
Yes, it does. I'm sorry, but just because a lot of people liked it, it's
not a part of pop culture.
> And by the way, brainless one, I saw the movie and
> thought it was great. I'm a bit too young to have seen him when he was
> around, but me and my friends laughed our asses of at the movie. Oh,
> and if you think for one second you can compare yourself to Andy, you're
> not only an idiot, you're delusional.
You're the one who attributed his qualities to me. Don't turn this
around, now.
> > > All I have to say to you is that you are an idiot. That is quite
> > > worthwhile. Not that everyone doesn't know it already. But at least
> you
> > > can admit that you don't have anything worthwhile to say yourself.
> And
> > > I'm sure you never have. I think admitting you are a worthless piece
> of
> > > shit is a good sign, let's hope it's your first step to recovery.
> But I
> > > doubt it. You seem to be a pretty hopeless case.
> >
> > Wow... You know me, too? You know what I'm like in the real world?
> Yeah, a geek.
> Didn't say I know about your music, but I'm sure it sucks. You probably
> mostly sing show tunes to yourself, or cry yourself to sleep and call it
> rock n roll.
> Dull brown. But you'll go bald young.
> You have none. Duh
Again you know dick squat about me. I have sandy blond hair, I listen
to techno and hard rock. I have friends in about 10 cities. Some are
Satanists, some are occultists, some are wiccan, some are christian. I
have a girlfriend whom I love dearly, and who loves me.
> > All I'm saying is that I could give a shit less about your little
> > sheephearding little "James Van Der Beek is so dreamy" bullshit. I'm
> > tired of hearing it, and I think so is everybody else here.
> Apparently not, you keep replying to me.
Didn't I explain I'm replying cuz I'm tired of hearing it? Or can you
just not read?
> I bet you secretly like Dawsons
> Creek but are afraid to admit it. Wanna talk about last week's episode?
> Bet you think James is pretty hot too.
Right. again you know me.
> Now get lost.
>
> Ooh, good one.
I wasn't going for a good one. I was going for telling you to leave...
skidattle... vamoose... stop posting to a bloody newsgroup you wouldn't
care shit about except that it seems to be damaging your fragile little
ego.
> > > > I've given you my take on what I think of you.
> > >
> > > Gee, thanks, cuz I so care what you think! Your tiny attempts at
> > > thinking and trying to put those half thoughts into words mean so
> much
> > > to me. Thanks, bro.
> >
> > Obviously you care something, otherwise you wouldn't waste your time
> > replying to someone you couldn't care less about.
>
> It's just fun to point out what an idiot you are. Not that you don't do
> that well enough on your own.
Good... the second I show that you give a damn what people think of you,
you hurl insults. Way to go. This is what we call "changing the
subject" and it won't work.
> > > I fucking hate pop
> > > > culture and so far everything you've stood by is the quintessence
> of
> > > > it. So here it is plain and simple: I hate what you like.
> > > Good God, who cares? Get it through your fucking mind nobody gives a
> > > shit what you think or like.
> >
> > No, YOU don't give a shit of what I think or like. So why the hell
> are
> > you getting so offended by me?
>
> I'm just offended that someone as dumb as you is allowed to exist. If
> life were the TV show Friends, you'd be the somehow dumber than Joey
> character that nobody liked. It's people like you that cause murder to
> exist.
Except for one fucking thing... LIFE IS NOT THE TV SHOW! LIFE HAS NEVER
BEEN A TV SHOW! And if you think life will ever be a TV show, prepare
for disappointment.
> No, you just prove that with everything you post. Instead of the
> viscious award, you should have won the most vacuous award. That you
> can even remember to keep breathing is your most remarkable
> accomplishment. Until you were born there was never a really accurate
> definition of the word "fool". Really, you are an idiot.
Again, hurling insults doesn't win an argument.
> Uh, yeah, this is the same exact situation. Good call! Oh, since you're
> an idiot, I'll let you know I'm being sarcastic. I hope you like to
> drink and get fucked up, cuz that's the only way you'll ever get fucked,
> bro. Seriously, you're a waste of space. I've never come across anyone
> less worthwhile.
That's funny, cuz you've never come across me. You've never met me. You
know dick squat about me. Nobody can know what a person is over the
internet. Nobody. You've never met me in real life, and odds are you
never will. You know nothing of who I am, what I do, and who I know.
Ritz Hater
Dave Leckie <ebbo...@silliness.8m.com> wrote:
>
>
> Ritz Hater wrote:
> > God forbid I should interupt the brotherhood of morons. I'm glad you
> > amuse each other, cuz you sure don't amuse anyone else.
>
> Woo! One point for all of us!
>
> You didn't like Andy Kauffman, did you? Personally, I thought he was a
> genius, despite the fact he did everything to amuse himself.
Funny, I thought you were opposed to anything that was part of popular
culture. Interesting that you don't mention Andy Kauffman until he's the
subject of a #1 movie starring Jim Carrey. Doesn't get much more pop
culture than that. And by the way, brainless one, I saw the movie and
thought it was great. I'm a bit too young to have seen him when he was
around, but me and my friends laughed our asses of at the movie. Oh,
and if you think for one second you can compare yourself to Andy, you're
not only an idiot, you're delusional.
>
> > All I have to say to you is that you are an idiot. That is quite
> > worthwhile. Not that everyone doesn't know it already. But at least
you
> > can admit that you don't have anything worthwhile to say yourself.
And
> > I'm sure you never have. I think admitting you are a worthless piece
of
> > shit is a good sign, let's hope it's your first step to recovery.
But I
> > doubt it. You seem to be a pretty hopeless case.
>
> Wow... You know me, too? You know what I'm like in the real world?
Yeah, a geek.
>
> Thank you, Ms. Psychology. I didn't realize you could figure that out
> through what somebody posts on a newsgroup... and if you know me so
> well, what's my favorite music?
Didn't say I know about your music, but I'm sure it sucks. You probably
mostly sing show tunes to yourself, or cry yourself to sleep and call it
rock n roll.
What color is my hair?
Dull brown. But you'll go bald young.
What are my friends like?
You have none. Duh
>
> All I'm saying is that I could give a shit less about your little
> sheephearding little "James Van Der Beek is so dreamy" bullshit. I'm
> tired of hearing it, and I think so is everybody else here.
Apparently not, you keep replying to me. I bet you secretly like Dawsons
Creek but are afraid to admit it. Wanna talk about last week's episode?
Bet you think James is pretty hot too.
Now get lost.
Ooh, good one.
>
> > > I've given you my take on what I think of you.
> >
> > Gee, thanks, cuz I so care what you think! Your tiny attempts at
> > thinking and trying to put those half thoughts into words mean so
much
> > to me. Thanks, bro.
>
> Obviously you care something, otherwise you wouldn't waste your time
> replying to someone you couldn't care less about.
It's just fun to point out what an idiot you are. Not that you don't do
that well enough on your own.
>
> > I fucking hate pop
> > > culture and so far everything you've stood by is the quintessence
of
> > > it. So here it is plain and simple: I hate what you like.
> > Good God, who cares? Get it through your fucking mind nobody gives a
> > shit what you think or like.
>
> No, YOU don't give a shit of what I think or like. So why the hell
are
> you getting so offended by me?
I'm just offended that someone as dumb as you is allowed to exist. If
life were the TV show Friends, you'd be the somehow dumber than Joey
character that nobody liked. It's people like you that cause murder to
exist.
>
> > > This newsgroup is to talk about Rocky Horror, and I'm willing to
talk
> > > about it with anybody with an IQ above 3, which unfortunately
seems to
> > > disqualify you.
> > >
> >
> > Ooh, clever. You know, when your mom said you were "special" she
didn't
> > mean you were a great kid. She meant you were retarded. And you
prove
> > that with every post you make. You want an award? How about one for
the
> > most mindless, least well thought out, dumbest poster alive? And
when I
> > say you are alive, I mean your body only, obviously your brain died
long
> > ago.
>
> Really.... I didn't realize you have an MRI set up to scan my brain.
> Tell me, did you hide this in my ventolation shaft or are you just
full
> of shit?
>
No, you just prove that with everything you post. Instead of the
viscious award, you should have won the most vacuous award. That you
can even remember to keep breathing is your most remarkable
accomplishment. Until you were born there was never a really accurate
definition of the word "fool". Really, you are an idiot.
> > > Now get lost, troll.
> > >
> >
> > Let me guess, you're a virgin, right? Get used to it. I see another
> > lifetime award in virginity for you. Dumbshit.
>
> Ooo! That's two awards in one post... By the way, the last guy who
> handed out awards to people in this newsgroup also claimed he was
going
> to sue us for slander through the Georgia Bureau of Investigation (who
> have no jurisdiction over us) and claimed to be a software patent
lawyer
> who couldn't tell the difference between "slander" and "libel".
>
> Just so you know where you can officially classify yourself.
>
Uh, yeah, this is the same exact situation. Good call! Oh, since you're
an idiot, I'll let you know I'm being sarcastic. I hope you like to
drink and get fucked up, cuz that's the only way you'll ever get fucked,
bro. Seriously, you're a waste of space. I've never come across anyone
less worthwhile.
> --
> Silliness,
> Dave
> Dr. Riff-Raff in training
> Winner, "Most viscious list", 1999
>
> *****************************************************
> * JTBretherick *
> * proudly bestows upon you, *
> * ____Dave Leckie_____, *
> * __ _ *
> * \ / | | | | | | | \ *
> * \ ^ / | |\ | |\ | |_ |_/ *
> * \ / \ / | | \| | \| | |\ *
> * V V | | | | | |__ | \ *
> * ******************************* *
> * *
> * MOST VISCIOUS AWARD 1999 *
> * ************************ *
> * *
> * On the 15th Day of December, 1999 AD *
> * "That others may flame." *
> * *
> *****************************************************
>
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all b
Ritz Hater
xtaci...@aol.comPopcorn (Kelly Streamer) wrote:
> >Let me guess, you're a virgin, right? Get used to it. I see another
> >lifetime award in virginity for you. Dumbshit.
>
history of
> newsgroups.
Obviously you've never read your own posts.
I'm supposing little Jenny isn't a virgin? Sick! Sick I say!!
> Little girls shouldn't be having sex!
Just because you can't get any...
Oh, wait... Maybe she found her big
> sister's vibrator (since we all know what a slut *she* is)and fucked
herself
> with it.
>
No, I'm not a bitter ugly bitch like you. Don't need plastic.
> Goddamn... a preteen gets my vote for cunt of the year and it's only
January
> 5th.
>
> (Yes I'm bitter because she fucked with Jeremy.)
No, I didn't. I offered him some helpful advice. He decided to get mad
about it, and so did you, so fuck off.
>
> Kelly
> Director/Magenta
> Transylvanian Warped Sensation, RIP
>
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Kelly Streamer
At least I'm of legal age... abd btw, I'm married, so I can get some any time
I want.
>No, I'm not a bitter ugly bitch like you. Don't need plastic.
What was it about assumtions earlier?
>He decided to get mad
>about it,
He didn't get as mad about it as I did. Quit assuming people look a certain
way.
Ritz Hater
Dave Leckie <ebbo...@silliness.8m.com> wrote:
> snip > You know what else is funny? That you haven't spoken to me at
all before
> the movie came out. So how the fuck would you know if I knew who he
was
> before that movie came out?
>
> I was alive when he was around. I knew who he was when he was around.
> I thought he was hilarious when he was around. I didn't need some
> bloody movie with Jim Carrey in it to tell me that.
Yes, yes, aren't you a trend setter? I'm sure you helped Andy write
most of his material as well.
> > Doesn't get much more pop
> > culture than that.
>
> Yes, it does. I'm sorry, but just because a lot of people liked it,
it's
> not a part of pop culture.
Figure out what pop culture is, idiot. Something the public really
likes is part of pop culture.
> > And by the way, brainless one, I saw the movie and
> > thought it was great. I'm a bit too young to have seen him when he
was
> > around, but me and my friends laughed our asses of at the movie.
Oh,
> > and if you think for one second you can compare yourself to Andy,
you're
> > not only an idiot, you're delusional.
>
> You're the one who attributed his qualities to me. Don't turn this
> around, now.
No, you brought it up out of nowhere. The posts had nothing to do with
Andy Kauffman until you wrote how great he was because he did things to
amuse himself alone. Which isn't true anyway, he always worked with a
partner. You'd think you'd know that since you're such a huge fan. You
were either trying to compare yourself to him, or just mentioning you
like him for no reasone at all. Of course, being the idiot you are,
that's not too hard to believe. Try to stay focused from now on, k?
> snip > Again you know dick squat about me. I have sandy blond hair,
I listen
> to techno and hard rock. I have friends in about 10 cities. Some are
> Satanists, some are occultists, some are wiccan, some are christian. I
> have a girlfriend whom I love dearly, and who loves me.
>
So what's your point? That you're part of a network of morons? Scary.
> > > All I'm saying is that I could give a shit less about your little
> > > sheephearding little "James Van Der Beek is so dreamy" bullshit.
I'm
> > > tired of hearing it, and I think so is everybody else here.
> > Apparently not, you keep replying to me.
>
> Didn't I explain I'm replying cuz I'm tired of hearing it? Or can you
> just not read?
>
You're tired of hearing so you keep posting and asking for more? Yeah,
that makes sense. You just keep proving what an idiot you are.
> snip >
I was going for telling you to leave...
> skidattle... vamoose... stop posting to a bloody newsgroup you
wouldn't
> care shit about except that it seems to be damaging your fragile
little
> ego.
>
First of all, I never said I didn't give a shit about this NG. If that
was true I wouldn't bother. And if you think you could damage anybody's
ego you are, again, delusional. Say what you want, it just makes you
look dumb.
> > > > > I've given you my take on what I think of you.
> > > >
> > > > Gee, thanks, cuz I so care what you think! Your tiny attempts at
> > > > thinking and trying to put those half thoughts into words mean
so
> > much
> > > > to me. Thanks, bro.
> > >
> > > Obviously you care something, otherwise you wouldn't waste your
time
> > > replying to someone you couldn't care less about.
> >
> > It's just fun to point out what an idiot you are. Not that you don't
do
> > that well enough on your own.
>
> Good... the second I show that you give a damn what people think of
you,
> you hurl insults. Way to go. This is what we call "changing the
> subject" and it won't work.
How do you figure you showed I care what you think? You really are an
idiot. You think just because a sentence pops into your head it makes
it true. Well, here are the facts, shithead, NOBODY cares what you have
to say, you are an absolut idiot, and you are delusional.
> snip > I'm just offended that someone as dumb as you is allowed to
exist. If
> > life were the TV show Friends, you'd be the somehow dumber than Joey
> > character that nobody liked. It's people like you that cause murder
to
> > exist.
>
> Except for one fucking thing... LIFE IS NOT THE TV SHOW! LIFE HAS
NEVER
> BEEN A TV SHOW! And if you think life will ever be a TV show, prepare
> for disappointment.
>
I didn't say Friends is a tv show. Really, who gave you a computer?
Learn to comprehend what you read. Try reading slowly, maybe sound out
the words. If you get to a big word that you don't understand, ask
someone for help. Yeah, I understand that will be most of the words, but
you have to start somewhere. Maybe your "girlfriend" can help you, if
she exists.
> > No, you just prove that with everything you post. Instead of the
> > viscious award, you should have won the most vacuous award. That
you
> > can even remember to keep breathing is your most remarkable
> > accomplishment. Until you were born there was never a really
accurate
> > definition of the word "fool". Really, you are an idiot.
>
> Again, hurling insults doesn't win an argument.
What argument? That I like Dawson's Creek and you don't? This thread
stopped being about that a long time ago. Try to keep up. Pay attention.
>
> > Uh, yeah, this is the same exact situation. Good call! Oh, since
you're
> > an idiot, I'll let you know I'm being sarcastic. I hope you like to
> > drink and get fucked up, cuz that's the only way you'll ever get
fucked,
> > bro. Seriously, you're a waste of space. I've never come across
anyone
> > less worthwhile.
>
> That's funny, cuz you've never come across me. You've never met me.
You
> know dick squat about me. Nobody can know what a person is over the
> internet. Nobody. You've never met me in real life, and odds are you
> never will. You know nothing of who I am, what I do, and who I know.
No, we've never met. Hopefully never will. My opinions about you are
based on what you write. What you write says what kind of person you
are, in other words an idiot. You should at least try to realize that
how you come across in your words is what people will base their
opinions of you on. Now I'm at home sick, and getting sick of this
post. This thread has gone way beyond pointless. If you're going to
reply, at least try to use some intelligence. I know that will be a
stretch for you, but please try, bro.
> --
> Silliness,
> Dave
> Dr. Riff-Raff in training
> Winner, "Most viscious list", 1999
>
> *****************************************************
> * JTBretherick *
> * proudly bestows upon you, *
> * ____Dave Leckie_____, *
> * __ _ *
> * \ / | | | | | | | \ *
> * \ ^ / | |\ | |\ | |_ |_/ *
> * \ / \ / | | \| | \| | |\ *
> * V V | | | | | |__ | \ *
> * ******************************* *
> * *
> * MOST VISCIOUS AWARD 1999 *
> * ************************ *
> * *
> * On the 15th Day of December, 1999 AD *
> * "That others may flame." *
> * *
> *****************************************************
>
--
Jenny C.
L
Ritz Hater
xtaci...@aol.comPopcorn (Kelly Streamer) wrote:
> >Just because you can't get any...
>
> At least I'm of legal age... abd btw, I'm married, so I can get some
any time
> I want.
What's age got to do with anything? Because you can drink legally? So
what. Think I can't get the same things you do cuz of my age? Dream on,
bro. Good for you on being married, hope you enjoy the same person
every day.
>
> >No, I'm not a bitter ugly bitch like you. Don't need plastic.
>
> What was it about assumtions earlier?
>
Not assumptions. Based on your posts you're obviously bitter & a bitch.
These are facts.
> >He decided to get mad
> >about it,
>
> He didn't get as mad about it as I did. Quit assuming people look a
certain
> way.
Re-read his reply to me. He did get mad. Yeah, you got more mad than he
did. Probably because you're such a bitch.
>
> Kelly
> Director/Magenta
> Transylvanian Warped Sensation, RIP
>
--
Jenny C.
Luv ya all bunches!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox