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Somebody

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Feb 15, 2001, 1:24:01 AM2/15/01
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My most humble apologies for the lateness of my arrival. I went on a
vacation, and I was drafted into the Afghan foreign legion. I think
it was the long hair that did it. I spent the last several months
being trained to burn and pillage rugs. I was nearly shot several
times, because I refused to fuck their camels, but they finally agreed
that not having sex with a cigarette is not sacreligious. Anyway,
after many moons of bad French Foreign Legion jokes, I finally managed
to escape. Unfortunately, I was then in the middle of the desert,
armed with a half empty canteen and a spork. Well, after three months
of tight water rations, I finally managed to make a gyroplane out of
the spork and a few cactii. I then sold this gyroplane to someone and
bought passage on a freighter bound for Chicago. Unfortunately, we
were caught by pirates shortly after leaving port, and they threw all
of us overboard. I managed to hold onto my canteen throughout all of
this, and I used it as a float, until the currents carried me to the
shores of France. As soon as I saw where I had landed, I jumped back
into the ocean and swam all the way back to Chicago. Unfortunately, I
left my canteen in France, and I'm not brave enough to go back to get
it.

But anyway, I'm back. Did you miss me?

--
Somebody mhm 17x2

Rev. Tiernan

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Feb 15, 2001, 1:30:48 AM2/15/01
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Beyond this place, there be Somebody <some...@theperlguru.com>:

About damned TIME you showed up! *smoooch*

I missed you, you adorable critter you. Welcome home.

*lick*

Rev. Tiernan

--
mhm22x21 Smeeter#15 Bitch#8 WSD#25 NekkidFlonker#2
齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻內躬偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻

A)bort R)etry I)nfluence with a large hammer.

http://www.tirnanoc.org/tiernan/ meow.


Smee

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Feb 14, 2001, 7:47:28 PM2/14/01
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Rev. Tiernan wrote:

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> A)bort R)etry I)nfluence with a large hammer.
>
> http://www.tirnanoc.org/tiernan/ meow.

Oh oh oh, lookie who's back. Can I smootch him too, huh, huh? In the meantime I'll
just *fluffle* 'im a lil bit.

*flufflefluffle*

Smee


Somebody

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Feb 15, 2001, 3:57:53 AM2/15/01
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Smee wrote:

*purr* *purr* *arches back*

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Somebody mhm 17x2

Dr Entropy

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Feb 15, 2001, 6:42:38 AM2/15/01
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Somebody wrote:

'bout time. Dont' give nth' canteen another thought... It'll be
radioactive soon enuff anyhoo.

And we'll issue you a new one if ya choose.

--
Dr E--
mhm 17x1
SGM #3
smeeter #5
FWAC:"Old No.-7"
Surgeon,General Relativity
Commodore/Upper-Half/1st Virginia Volunteers/Cęsium Brigade
NF & TCIB


Somebody

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Feb 15, 2001, 7:04:57 AM2/15/01
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Dr Entropy wrote:

YAY! A new canteen!

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Somebody mhm 17x2

Joe Isuzu

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Feb 15, 2001, 7:12:22 AM2/15/01
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Somebody <some...@theperlguru.com> is dead. HIR will states:


SMOOCH

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mhm21x20 the2...@wavenet.or.jp

"Yo! What's all this talk about my short attention sp


JungleAcid

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Feb 15, 2001, 7:22:55 AM2/15/01
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Somebody <some...@theperlguru.com> ain't dead yet:

>But anyway, I'm back. Did you miss me?

much.

--
JA15x6,2

Epistantophus

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Feb 15, 2001, 7:15:47 PM2/15/01
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This, from Somebody:

>My most humble apologies for the lateness of my arrival. I went on a
>vacation, and I was drafted into the Afghan foreign legion. I think
>it was the long hair that did it. I spent the last several months
>being trained to burn and pillage rugs. I was nearly shot several
>times, because I refused to fuck their camels, but they finally agreed
>that not having sex with a cigarette is not sacreligious. Anyway,
>after many moons of bad French Foreign Legion jokes, I finally managed
>to escape. Unfortunately, I was then in the middle of the desert,

>armed with a half empty canteen <snip>

PESSIMISM WILL GET YOU NOWHERE IN THE DESERT

lindsay tart

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Feb 15, 2001, 10:20:06 PM2/15/01
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On Thu, 15 Feb 2001 06:24:01 GMT, Somebody <some...@theperlguru.com>
wrote:

yesh. :)

lindsay (who's back, too)

Dave Hillstrom

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Feb 16, 2001, 11:07:44 PM2/16/01
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On Thu, 15 Feb 2001 06:24:01 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Somebody <some...@theperlguru.com>
wrote:

and not aven a tiny little notice of my creative assistance. feh. i
spit on your grave. <g>

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4
http://www.flonk.org ICQ# 1598403

Somebody

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Feb 16, 2001, 11:46:33 PM2/16/01
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Dave Hillstrom wrote:

Thank you Dave. You're a wonderful human badger.

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Somebody mhm 17x2

Dave Hillstrom

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Feb 17, 2001, 12:05:32 AM2/17/01
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On Sat, 17 Feb 2001 04:46:33 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Somebody <some...@theperlguru.com>
wrote:

i am happy now.

Limbo Socrates

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Feb 20, 2001, 9:37:31 PM2/20/01
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On Sat, 17 Feb 2001 00:05:32 -0500, Dave Hillstrom <mhm...@flonk.org>
wrote:

i wet myself so hard i almost laughed

Doctor Slop

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Feb 21, 2001, 9:23:26 AM2/21/01
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Limbo Socrates <limbo_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in
<sla69tg2gkl5p45dk...@4ax.com>:

That is so forgetful I laughed at my remembrance.

--
"Primacy belongs to response."
--Meow Meow Bakhtin

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