Glad to find others who know about this threat
Me
I am so glad to have found other people who have witnessed the spread of
this mad cow disease.
I like in the UK but, as I'm sure you have heard, the Cowship is so big
that it could be seen from the Moon (true), this is, of course, if the
Command Cows hadn't have activated the vessel's cloaking systems before
descending in our back yard. Of course, this landing was soon followed by
the sudden "en mass" appearance of the Lemurs.
Unfortunately for me, I live quite close to one of the Cow Shrines,
which, as you may well know, is where a member of the Command Cow Crew
meet and convert our more peaceful bovine neighbours to their religion.
These shrines can be found all over the UK, and it becomes clear that a
pattern is emerging - the shrines are all down small country lanes. I
have forwarded this information on to Allan in case it will be of help in
our fight against the Eternal Bovines. Another interesting study I have
been able to undertake is a covert operation to infiltrate the Great Cow
Network. Dressed as a milkmaid, I slowly and cautiously made my way into
the "field" (really it is a cloaked interdimensional gateway to the Cow's
homeworld). After I had sucessfully got to within 50 meters of their
congregation, I tried to listen in on their world domination plans. I
snuck in a tape recorder and managed to get about 10 seconds worth of
dialog. The transcript is as follows:
Large cow with red insignia on its hindquarters: Moo moo moo, moo moo?
Weedy servant cow: Moo moo.
Large cow: Moo? MOO MOO!!!!
Weedy cow: MOO MOO! Moo moo moo...
Unfortunately at this point, I was spotted by the Acting Cow In Charge
(or so her badge said), who mooed loudly in my direction. I tried to pass
myself off as a cow, and mooed back, and this created a panic in the
Cows... to this day I have not worked out why. Maybe I issued a command
to them, (without knowning) and they feared I was the Terrow Cow?
I hope some of the info I have given will be hopeful. I have many
theories about the Cows, the main one being that the Cows are really
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