alt.cows.suck
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"A discussion of cows bad points", indeed.
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Joke group
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Creates unneeded top level hierarchy
Not discussed on alt.config
Joke/revenge/personal group
Created without comment or charter from aol.com
Just say No..
It's time to stop auto newgrouping alt.*
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--
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chenilles
System/News Administrator si on veut connaitre les
papillons.."
GymNet Communications - Antoine de
Saint-Exupery
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>>>>> "Smeg" == grg <g...@aol.com> writes:
Smeg> for your newsgroups file:
Smeg> alt.cows.suck A discussion of cows bad points
This group was neither proposed nor discussed on alt.config. If it had
been, the proponent would have been directed to read the alt creation
guidelines, where he/she could have learned why the name is badly
chosen.
Besides, jokes belong *in* newsgroups, not as them.
Brian. http://www.math.psu.edu/barr/alt-creation-guide.html
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From: en_mog <en_...@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Goodbye :-)
Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2000 08:05:45 -0500
If I have any integrity at all, I must leave.
I welcome others to do so as well if they refuse to be led by a group of
unthinking drones that are stuck in such a mindnumbingly predictable
pattern of
snuh/attack/snuh/attack/penises/attack/snuh/rectum/attack/.
From: TGOS <tg...@spamcop.net>
Newsgroups: alt.hentai.sailor-moon
Subject: Re: Great Newsgroup!
Date: 27 Nov 2000 02:23:19 -0600
Nobody can control the snuh.
Ready to create a new newsgroup?
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±
±
>
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 02:24:54 -0800, ą
> <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Can you believe the cheek?
> >
> >"A discussion of cows bad points", indeed.
>
Who blows?
Tom Knight
"ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3BF1B7A5...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> King of Moo wrote:
> >
> > On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 02:24:54 -0800, ą
> > <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > >Can you believe the cheek?
> > >
> > >"A discussion of cows bad points", indeed.
> >
> > No, calves suck.
>
> Who blows?
Wales.
Take that whichever way you want.
Tom.
±
There's an angry Welshman outside.
>
> Tom.
Sarge
> > > Who blows?
> >
> > Wales.
> >
> > Take that whichever way you want.
>
> There's an angry Welshman outside.
>
> >
> > Tom.
Not Sean Connery is it?
Tom Knight
"ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
> Tom Knight wrote:
> >
> > "ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:3BF1B7A5...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> > > King of Moo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 02:24:54 -0800, ą
> > > > <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >Can you believe the cheek?
> > > > >
> > > > >"A discussion of cows bad points", indeed.
> > > >
> > > > No, calves suck.
> > >
> > > Who blows?
> >
> > Wales.
> >
> > Take that whichever way you want.
>
> There's an angry Welshman outside.
Ask him kindly... he might blow you.
Tom.
Tom Knight
"Sarge" <sarg...@NOSPAMtexas.net> wrote in message
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Unlikely.... in that he's Scottish.....
Tom.
±
He's one of many possibilities.
You don't want to take a chance that it's him you're angering, he's one
scary d00d.
±
He meant Tom Jones.
±
>
> "ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3BF2FF00...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> > Tom Knight wrote:
> > >
> > > "ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3BF1B7A5...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> > > > King of Moo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > On Tue, 13 Nov 2001 02:24:54 -0800, ą
> > > > > <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >Can you believe the cheek?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"A discussion of cows bad points", indeed.
> > > > >
> > > > > No, calves suck.
> > > >
> > > > Who blows?
> > >
> > > Wales.
> > >
> > > Take that whichever way you want.
> >
> > There's an angry Welshman outside.
>
> Ask him kindly... he might blow you.
Blow is $15, suck $25.
If you let him swallow, it's free.
Sarge
"Tom Knight" <t dot knight at optichrome dot com> wrote in message
news:1005818955.27953....@news.demon.co.uk...
Huh?!? Always heard he was Welsh. Or is it maybe James bond who was supposed
to be welsh?
Sarge
"±" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Tom Knight wrote:
> >
> > "Sarge" <sarg...@NOSPAMtexas.net> wrote in message
> > news:pMJI7.27750$jp.20...@bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com...
> > >
> > > > > > Who blows?
> > > > >
> > > > > Wales.
> > > > >
> > > > > Take that whichever way you want.
> > > >
> > > > There's an angry Welshman outside.
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Tom.
> > >
> > > Not Sean Connery is it?
> >
> > Unlikely.... in that he's Scottish.....
> >
> > Tom.
>
> He meant Tom Jones.
Now *there* is one sickening dude!
Sarge
"±" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Sarge wrote:
> >
> > > > > Who blows?
> > > >
> > > > Wales.
> > > >
> > > > Take that whichever way you want.
> > >
> > > There's an angry Welshman outside.
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Tom.
> >
> > Not Sean Connery is it?
>
> He's one of many possibilities.
>
> You don't want to take a chance that it's him you're angering, he's one
> scary d00d.
Hope they pull his license to kill before he gets senile.
±
>
> "ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
The word is he stuffed all those years.
±
>
> "ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
He's got yet another Bond, aimed at the ever graying Baby Boomer
demographic:
You Only Live Twice and Then You Collect a Pension.
Sarge
"±" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3BF50C3E...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> Sarge wrote:
> >
> > "±" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:3BF3B7F2...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> > > Tom Knight wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Sarge" <sarg...@NOSPAMtexas.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:pMJI7.27750$jp.20...@bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com...
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > Who blows?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Wales.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Take that whichever way you want.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There's an angry Welshman outside.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Tom.
> > > > >
> > > > > Not Sean Connery is it?
> > > >
> > > > Unlikely.... in that he's Scottish.....
> > > >
> > > > Tom.
> > >
> > > He meant Tom Jones.
> >
> > Now *there* is one sickening dude!
>
> The word is he stuffed all those years.
OK, you'll need to explain that one to me. *stuffed*??
Juan Pérez
Sarge <sarg...@NOSPAMtexas.net> wrote in message
>
fD
news:DndJ7.1391$m_4.1...@nntp2.onemain.com:
The same thing Derek Smalls did with the cucumber at the airport.
acan removed
--
fLameDogg ....... "There are things of immense value buried in the
midst of some of the basest human actions and emotions, and it seems
like in order to truly experience the beauty, one has to walk through
the hatred." - Russ Allbery
±
>
> Juan Pérez dumped some text in alt.cows.suck with
> news:DndJ7.1391$m_4.1...@nntp2.onemain.com:
>
> >
> > Sarge <sarg...@NOSPAMtexas.net> wrote in message
> > news:8fdJ7.3406$4m.2...@news2.aus1.giganews.com...
> >>
> >> news:3BF50C3E...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> >> > Sarge wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > "ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> > > news:3BF3B7F2...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> >> > > > Tom Knight wrote:
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > "Sarge" <sarg...@NOSPAMtexas.net> wrote in message
> >> > > > >
> > news:pMJI7.27750$jp.20...@bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com...
> >> > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > Who blows?
> >> > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > Wales.
> >> > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > Take that whichever way you want.
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > There's an angry Welshman outside.
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > Tom.
> >> > > > > >
> >> > > > > > Not Sean Connery is it?
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > Unlikely.... in that he's Scottish.....
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > Tom.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > He meant Tom Jones.
> >> > >
> >> > > Now *there* is one sickening dude!
> >> >
> >> > The word is he stuffed all those years.
> >>
> >> OK, you'll need to explain that one to me. *stuffed*??
> >>
> > I'd like to know also.......
>
> The same thing Derek Smalls did with the cucumber at the airport.
Exactly.
>
> --
> fLameDogg ....... "There are things of immense value buried in the
> midst of some of the basest human actions and emotions, and it seems
> like in order to truly experience the beauty, one has to walk through
> the hatred." - Russ Allbery
±
>
> "ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3BF50C3E...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> > Sarge wrote:
> > >
> > > "ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3BF3B7F2...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> > > > Tom Knight wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > "Sarge" <sarg...@NOSPAMtexas.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:pMJI7.27750$jp.20...@bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Who blows?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Wales.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Take that whichever way you want.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There's an angry Welshman outside.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Tom.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Not Sean Connery is it?
> > > > >
> > > > > Unlikely.... in that he's Scottish.....
> > > > >
> > > > > Tom.
> > > >
> > > > He meant Tom Jones.
> > >
> > > Now *there* is one sickening dude!
> >
> > The word is he stuffed all those years.
>
> OK, you'll need to explain that one to me. *stuffed*??
He stuffed some bananas in his fruit bowl.
Sarge
"±" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3BF5EB45...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> Sarge wrote:
> >
> > "±" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:3BF50C3E...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> > > Sarge wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "±" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:3BF3B7F2...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> > > > > Tom Knight wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Sarge" <sarg...@NOSPAMtexas.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:pMJI7.27750$jp.20...@bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Who blows?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Wales.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Take that whichever way you want.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There's an angry Welshman outside.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Tom.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Not Sean Connery is it?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Unlikely.... in that he's Scottish.....
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Tom.
> > > > >
> > > > > He meant Tom Jones.
> > > >
> > > > Now *there* is one sickening dude!
> > >
> > > The word is he stuffed all those years.
> >
> > OK, you'll need to explain that one to me. *stuffed*??
>
> He stuffed some bananas in his fruit bowl.
Ya mean his Fruit of the Looms...... :)
fD
news:yXlJ7.7887$4m.6...@news2.aus1.giganews.com:
I always thought that apple guy was gay.
fD
news:Xns915C1604451B0...@The.Hot.Dogg.House:
> Sarge dumped some text in alt.cows.suck with
> news:yXlJ7.7887$4m.6...@news2.aus1.giganews.com:
>
>>
>> "ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:3BF5EB45...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
>>> Sarge wrote:
>>> >
>>> > "ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> > news:3BF50C3E...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
>>> > > Sarge wrote:
>>> > > >
>>> > > > "ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> > > > news:3BF3B7F2...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
>>> > > > > Tom Knight wrote:
>>> > > > > >
>>> > > > > > "Sarge" <sarg...@NOSPAMtexas.net> wrote in message
>>> > > > > > news:pMJI7.27750$jp.20...@bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com
>>> > > > > > . ..
>>> > > > > > >
>>> > > > > > > > > > Who blows?
>>> > > > > > > > >
>>> > > > > > > > > Wales.
>>> > > > > > > > >
>>> > > > > > > > > Take that whichever way you want.
>>> > > > > > > >
>>> > > > > > > > There's an angry Welshman outside.
>>> > > > > > > >
>>> > > > > > > > >
>>> > > > > > > > > Tom.
>>> > > > > > >
>>> > > > > > > Not Sean Connery is it?
>>> > > > > >
>>> > > > > > Unlikely.... in that he's Scottish.....
>>> > > > > >
>>> > > > > > Tom.
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > He meant Tom Jones.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > Now *there* is one sickening dude!
>>> > >
>>> > > The word is he stuffed all those years.
>>> >
>>> > OK, you'll need to explain that one to me. *stuffed*??
>>>
>>> He stuffed some bananas in his fruit bowl.
>>
>> Ya mean his Fruit of the Looms...... :)
>
> I always thought that apple guy was gay.
<pc-obligatory>Not that there's anything wrong with that.</pc>