I am Farmer Svenson da owner of der cozy little dairy farm in De Pere,
Wisconsin. Ol Bossie mine favourite cow I vas milken un I made a poem.
Please to enjoy.
Farmer Svenson
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Mine Cowz
Mine cowz are big. Mine cowz are strong.
I milk dem in da early dawn.
Da sweet milk I getten to maken der cheesies,
If you see dem in da store, "Buy some, pleasies."
During da day mine cowz frolic un play.
Sometimes eating clover, sometimes da hay.
Den in da evening I milken da cowz again,
Der surely is no rest for Farmer Svenson.
Yes, that was an excellent poem. Probably one of the best poems I
have ever read. I have taken the liberty of sending your verse to the
International Cheese Museum in Colby, Wisconsin. I am sure they will
add it to their Hall of Poetry.
Sincerely,
Col. Beauregard Culpepper
Head of Security
United States Cheese Institute
Tuscaloosa, Alabama
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