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Spazolicious

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Jan 18, 2011, 11:41:50 AM1/18/11
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I don't believe cows are nice. They shit where they sleep. That isn't nice.
That is an aberration. Who else shits and then lays down on it like it was a
nice comfy pile of hay?? Don't say it's because they are in pens, the cows
down the street from me have hundreds of acres. They shit all in one big
spot and lay on it all day. Hideous. Ought to be against the law.


Tooloose Lowtec

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Jan 18, 2011, 3:34:42 PM1/18/11
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On Jan 18, 8:41 am, "Spazolicious" <reallynothank...@flavorful.com>
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The only other creatures known to lie in their own shit are
politicians.

Tooloose

Spazolicious

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Jan 18, 2011, 5:46:39 PM1/18/11
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"Tooloose Lowtec" <tooloos...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jan 18, 8:41 am, "Spazolicious" <reallynothank...@flavorful.com>
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> I don't believe cows are nice. They shit where they sleep. That isn't
> nice.
> That is an aberration. Who else shits and then lays down on it like it was
> a
> nice comfy pile of hay?? Don't say it's because they are in pens, the cows
> down the street from me have hundreds of acres. They shit all in one big
> spot and lay on it all day. Hideous. Ought to be against the law.

...The only other creatures known to lie in their own shit are
...politicians.

Good point, hadn't thought of them. Try to forget about them, they keep
popping up.


Tooloose Lowtec

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Jan 19, 2011, 5:39:48 AM1/19/11
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On Jan 18, 2:46 pm, "Spazolicious" <reallynothank...@flavorful.com>
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> "Tooloose Lowtec" <toolooselow...@gmail.com> wrote in message

Mostly Republicans of course.

Tooloose

Spazolicious

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Jan 19, 2011, 10:17:30 AM1/19/11
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"Tooloose Lowtec" <tooloos...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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..Mostly Republicans of course.

Sadly, I am having trouble telling the difference any more... except the
"conservative christians" seem to cuss more and threaten to kill people more
frequently.


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Spazolicious

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Jan 19, 2011, 10:48:13 PM1/19/11
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"Red" <sender.i...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> I'm wearing cow print pjs right now. No shit.

See, I knew that. In advance. I only know stuff LIKE THAT in advance. Ask me
for the winning lottery numbers? I never get 'em. But ask me for some cow
print covered booty, I get it every time. I just didn't want to call you out
like that in public, but since you brought it up first 'tis fair game.

That, and I had tequila. That makes everything fair game.

I want some cow print pjs. 'cept not til I lose some weight, it'd be rather
redundant right now.


Tooloose Lowtec

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Jan 20, 2011, 5:04:30 AM1/20/11
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On Jan 19, 7:48 pm, "Spazolicious" <reallynothank...@flavorful.com>
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> "Red" <sender.id.unkn...@gmail.com> wrote in message

When my son was really little he used to call his Mom Mooma! Much to
my amusement.

Tooloose

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Spazolicious

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Jan 20, 2011, 11:07:32 PM1/20/11
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"Red" <sender.i...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Yeah, but how did you know I shit in the bed and sleep in the
> bathroom?

Woman's intuition?

> Gonna have to get a photo of me in these pjs. They've got a hood,
> with ears and little horns on. I look gangsta. Oh yes.

You're hired. Send pics. Can I get one with a bullring in the nose too or do
I have to 'shop that in?


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