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Posted by Cliff on 5/11/2004 6:49:15 PM
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$MAKE LOTS OF QUICK CASH THE EASY WAY!!$$ Dear Internet User, Good day, This
article I've written is all about the fact where I earned an ASTOUNDING amount
of money in less than a month and I've decided to share or reveal the secrets
behind making big bucks in the Mail Order Business. So all money seekers, read
this carefully. **READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE!** I found this on a
bulletin board like this one and decided to try it. A little while back, I was
browsing through several newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an
article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within
weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah right, this
must be a scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway,
it said that you need to send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated
in the article. You then place your own name and address in the bottom of the
list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. (There are
thousands) No catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and talking to a
few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured: "what have I got to
lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right?" Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well
GUESS WHAT!!..I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked. It's
certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, I have spent more than that on the
lottery!! Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works....
Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the
information off of it as you need it. I promise you that if you follow the
directions exactly, that you will start making more money than you thought
possible by doing something so easy! Read this entire message carefully! (print
it out or download it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come
in! It's easy. It's legal. and, your investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage).
IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it
is virtually no risk - it really works!!!! If all of the following instructions
are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends. PLEASE NOTE: Please
follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60
days. This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of
the participants. Please continue this success by carefully adhering to the
instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this
business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the
business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay
big bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the mailing lists is
secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me asking to be
included in that list. HERE ARE 4 EASY STEPS TO GET STARTED<-- STEP 1: Get 6
separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE
PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside
EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope
( Please make sure that the bill wouldn't be noticed in the envelope to prevent
thievery). Send out US $ DOLLAR, so it would be more acceptable. STEP 2: Next,
place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them properly. You should
now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the phrase,
"PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST.", your name and address, and a $1.00 bill.
What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are
requesting for a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us,
I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it
all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they
confirmed that it is indeed legal! Mail the US$6.00 to the following addresses:
1) Lierin Quinn P.O. Box 242 Bausman PA 17504 2) L Middlebrook P.O. Box 2079
Beaverton Ontario Canada L0K 1A0 3) Phyllis M Whiddon 256, JD Road DeRidder LA
70634 4) D Goldring 1368 Kenton Road Parkville Maryland 21234 5) Stuart
Stringer P.O Box 41696 Baton Rouge La 70835-9998STEP 6) C Loughrey 9685 Deer
Horn Ct. #127 Parker CO. 80134 3: Now take the #1 name off the list that you
see above, move the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add
YOUR Name as number 6 on the list. STEP 4: Copy this article. Change anything
you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible.
Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (I think there are
close to 2.4million groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you
post, the more money you make! This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts,
refer to Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, US Postal and Lottery Laws or Title
18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of Federal regulations,
Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which states; "a product or service must be
exchanged for money received." The simple note in the letter, "PLEASE PUT ME ON
YOUR MAILING LIST", makes it legal because you are paying for exchange of a
service, (adding the purchasers name to his mailing list) for a $1.00 fee.
IMPORTANT: Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need
money, you can use it again, and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program
remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and
by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are
of integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others have
received will come your way. NOTE: You may want to retain every name and
address sent to you, either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes
people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also,
it might be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of
mail theft.) So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully
followed, six members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List
Developer with one dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically
so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands
of dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the
first six people listed above) Send it now, add your own name to the list and
you're in business! -->DIRECTIONS FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS<-- Step 1) You
do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put
your mouse cursor at the beginning of this letter, click and drag your cursor
to the bottom of this document, right click and select 'copy' from the edit
menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computer's memory. Step 2) Open
a blank 'notepad' file and place your mouse cursor at the top of the blank
page. Right click and from the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a
copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name and postal
address to the list. Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you
want to do your postings in different settings, you'll always have this file to
go back to. Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for
various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.
Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by
highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu.
Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll
through the list of postings in a particular group, click the "post" message
button. You're done with your first one! Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you
have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the
hang of it, it will take about a minute for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE
MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO
POST A MINIMUM OF 200** That's it! You will begin receiving money from around
the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the
large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can
invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE
ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.** *Now the WHY part; Out of 200 postings, say I
receive only 5 replies (a very low example). So then I made $5.00 with my name
at #6 on the letter. Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the
MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to
each of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make
200 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in
an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM
200 with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an
additional $626.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons
post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5
replies, that just made me $3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver
this message to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still ONLY 5 persons
per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625,00! With an original investment
of only $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take
the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to names on
the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start posting again. The
thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the
world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday? PLEASE BE
HONEST AND THIS WILL TRULY CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!! Thank you so very much and watch
the money grow!! Good luck!!

[tane....@gmail.com]

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