How to cook a Turkey

[Gail]

I'll be trying this method this year, if my MIL shows up !
Gail~~~~~~~~
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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If we're not supposed to eat late-night snacks, why is there
a light in the refrigerator?
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[Mark Alker]

Gail <bubb...@aol.computerbug> wrote in message
news:19991118145730...@ng-ba1.aol.com...

So that you don't have to switch the kitchen light on when you're getting
the babies bottle, and the lettuce and cucumber don't like 'fooling' around
in the dark.

[Dusty G]

Thank You! Every year I see this I get a good laugh. This time I saved the
sucker.