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THERE SHE BLOWS! -- Evolution, a Whale of a Conspiracy

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All hail to those Scoundrels of Science
Who defy truth with incredible defiance
Their crap they just love
But, of it, they can shove
It's time to end their flatulent a-LIE-ance
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MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS
Fossils of Man, Large Animals Found in Carboniferous Strata
< = Physical Evidence That Evolution is a Pipe Dream =
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> SPACED OUT
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This is the Hubble Telescope's 2004 Ultra View Photo that
was taken of a totally blackened sky as seen through a view
comparable to an EIGHT-FOOT-STRAW. The result: galaxies
upon galaxies upon galaxies, meaning that our universe is far
bigger than we can even begin to imagine.
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http://www.spacedaily.com/images/hubble-ultradeep-desk-1024.jpg
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> ``To suppose that the eye (with so many parts all working
> together) . . . could have been formed by natural selection
> seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest degree."
> -- Charles Darwin, "Origin of Species"
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> EVOLUTION -- GREATEST COVERUP
> IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY
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Smithsonian Hides Its Head in Shame
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> "Any suggestion that scientists
> so dearly love truth, that they
> have not the slightest hesitation
> in jettisoning their beliefs, is
> a mean perversion of the facts."
> -- I. Bernard Cohen
> (professor of history and science at Harvard University)
> as stated in "The Velikovsky Affair: The Warfare Between
> Science and Scientism"
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PETRIFIED BONES EMBEDDED IN SLATE FROM COAL VEINS
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The above photos mean the bones have to be older than
the Carboniferous-age material in which they are encased.
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Same as many thousands of other petrified bones, teeth
and soft organs I've discovered between anthracite veins,
they offer the undeniable physical evidence that large land
animals -- man included -- had existed on earth while
coal was being formed more than 280 million years ago.
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And it means that Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution
iisn't worth the paper it was written on.
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> WORLD'S 100 LARGEST NEWSPAPERS
Rank Title Country Circulation in Millions
1 Yomiuri Shimbun Japan 14,067
2 The Asahi Shimbun Japan 12,121
3 Mainichi Shimbun Japan 5,587
4 Nihon Keizai Shimbun Japan 4,635
5 Chunichi Shimbun Japan 4,512
6 Bild Germany 3,867
7 Sankei Shimbun Japan 2,757
8 Canako Xiaoxi (Beijing) China 2,627
9 People’s Daily China 2,509
10 Tokyo Sports Japan 2,425
11 The Sun United Kingdom 2,419
12 The Chosun Ilbo South Korea 2,378
13 USA Today USA 2,310
14 The Wall Street Journal USA 2,107
15 Daily Mail UK 2,093
16 The Joongang Ilbo South Korea 2,084
17 The Dong-A Ilbo South Korea 2,052
18 Nikkan Sports Japan 1,965
19 Hokkaido Shimbun Japan 1,922
20 Dainik Jagran India 1,911
21 Yangtse Evening Post China 1,715
22 Sports Nippon Japan 1,711
23 The Nikkan Gendai Japan 1,686
24 Times of India India 1,680
25 Guangzhou Daily China 1,650
26 The Mirror UK 1,597
27 Yukan Fuji Japan 1,559
28 Shizuoka Shimbun Japan 1,479
29 Nanfang City News (Guangzhou) China 1,410
30 Dainik Bhaskar India 1,405
31 Sankei Sports Japan 1,368
32 Hochi Shimbun Japan 1,354
33 Yangcheng Evening News (Guangzhou) China 1,320
34 Malayala Manorama India 1,309
35 Liberty Times Taiwan 1,300
36 Thai Rath Thailand 1,200
37 New York Times USA 1,121
38 Hindustan Times India 1,108
39 Chutian Metro Daily (Wuhan) China 1,084
40 Gujarat Samachar India 1,051
41 Ananda Bazar Patrika India 1,046
42 Xinmin Evening News (Shanghai) China 1,045
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44 Nishi-Nippon Shimbun Japan 1,025
45 Kronen Zeitung Austria 1,009
46 WAZ Mediengruppe Germany 1,001
47 United Daily News Taiwan 1,000
48 China Times Taiwan 1,000
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52 Beijing Evening News China 950
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54 Los Angeles Times USA 902
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96 Daily Sunshine China 600
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98 Khao Sod Thailand 600
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> NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUMS
Academy of Natural Sciences of Philadelphia
Alaska Museum of Natural History
Alaska State Museums, Juneau, Alaska
Albany Museum, Rhodes University, Grahamston, South Africa
The Raymond M. Alf Museum of Paleontology, Claremont, Calif
American Museum of Natural History, New York City, New York
Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum
Australian Museum Online
Australian National Botanical Garden
Berkeley Natural History Museums consortium, Berkeley, California
Bernice Bishop Museum, Honolulu, Hawaii
Bob Campbell Geology Museum, Clemson University
Buena Vista Museum of Natural History
Burke Museum, University of Washington, Seattle
The California Academy of Sciences
Canadian Museum of Nature
Carnegie Museum of Natural History, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Centennial Museum, University of Texas at El Paso
The Notebaert Nature Museum, Chicago, Illinois
Chula Vista Nature Center, Chula Vista, California
Cincinnati Museum Center, Cincinnati, Ohio
City of Santa Cruz Museum of Natural History
Cleveland Museum of Natural History, Cleveland, Ohio
College of Eastern Utah Prehistoric Museum
Connecticut State Museum of Natural History
Cumberland Lodge, Museum, and Center for Leadership Studies,
Williamsburg, Kentucky
Dallas Museum of Natural History
Denver Museum of Nature & Science, Denver, Colorado
Johnston Geology Museum, Emporia, Kansas
Essig Museum of Entomology, University of California, Berkeley
Fernbank Museum of Natural History, Atlanta, Georgia
Fick Fossil and History Museum, Oakley, Kansas
The Field Museum of Natural History, Chicago
Finnish Museum of Natural History: Botanical Museum
The Florida Museum of Natural History
Georgia Museum of Natural History
Harvard Museum of Natural History
Haus der Natur, Cismar, Germany
Haus der Natur, Salzburg, Austria
The High Desert Museum, Bend, Oregon
Honolulu Community College Dinosaur Exhibit, Honolulu, Hawaii
Hooper Virtual Paleontological Museum, Canada
Houston Museum of Natural Science
Humboldt State University Natural History Museum, Humboldt, California
Hunterian Museum and Art Gallery, Glasgow, Scotland
Illinois Natural History Survey
Illinois State Museum
Institute of Systematics, Evolution of Animals, Polish Academy of
Sciences
Kansas University Natural History Museum, Lawrence, Kansas
Los Angeles County Museum of Natural History
Louisiana State University Museum of Natural Science
Manchester Museum, University of Manchester, England
Massachusetts Museum of Natural History, University of Massachusetts
Milwaukee Public Museum, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Missouri Botanical Garden
Monterey Bay Aquarium, Monterey, California
Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, Vermont
Musée de Minéralogie, Êcole des Mines, Paris
Musée d'Histoire Naturelle, Fribourg, Switzerland
Musée National d'Histoire Naturelle, Paris, France
Musée National d'Histoire Naturelle,Luxembourg
Muséum d'Histoire Naturelle de Genève (Natural History), Geneva
Museo di Storia Naturale di Firenze, Firenze (Florence), Italy
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Museo Mundo de Ambar, Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Museo Nacional de Ciencias Naturales de Madrid
Museo Tridentino di Scienze Naturali, Trento, Italy
Museon, Den Haag (The Hague), Netherlands
Museum of Natural History - Cormack Planetarium, Providence, RI
Museums of Natural History, University of Copenhagen, Denmark
Museum of Natural Sciences, Brussels, Belgium
Museum of Southwestern Biology, University of New Mexico
Museum of Vertebrate Zoology, University of California, Berkeley
Museum of Victoria, Melbourne, Australia
National Museum of Natural History, Smithsonian, Washington, DC
National Museum of Natural History: Naturalis, Leiden, Netherlands
The Natural History Museum, Berne, Switzerland
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Neanderthal Museum, Mettmann, Germany
New England Aquarium, Boston, Massachusetts
The New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science
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Nichols Arboretum, University of Michigan
North Carolina Museum of Life and Science
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Nova Scotia Museum
The Oakland Museum of California, Oakland, California
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Pacific Grove Museum of Natural History, Monterey County, Cal.
Paleontological Museum, University of Oslo, Norway
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Pratt Museum of Natural History, Amherst College
Provincial Museum of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
The Rankin Museum of American and Natural History
The Raptor Center, University of Minnesota
Redpath Museum, McGill University, Montréal, Qué., Canada
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San Diego Natural History Museum, San Diego, California
Santa Barbara Museum of Natural History
Satrosphere , Aberdeen, Scotland
Senckenberg Natural History Museum, Frankfurt, Germany
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University of Oregon Museum of Natural History
University of Washington Fish Collection
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Virginia Marine Science Museum, Hampton Roads, Virginia
Virginia Museum of Natural History
Virginia Museum of Natural History, Virginia Tech branch
Voralberger Naturschau Dornbirn, Dornbirn, Austria
Worldwide Museum of Natural History
Wyoming Dinosaur Center, Thermopolis, Wyoming
Zoological Museum of University of Amsterdam, Netherlands
Zoological Museum of the University of Copenhagen, Denmark
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Rich

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In the 1400s, Vlad Tepes invited the poor of his town to a huge
banquet. It was held in a barn. Vlad sealed the doors and set the
barn on fire, thereby curing the beggar problem in Walachia. I'd like
to do the same with you and...all the kooks who want to spend money to
fight global warming.

huey.c...@gmail.com

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Apr 9, 2007, 1:05:31 AM4/9/07
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You're gonna need a really big barn- ...big enough that, as much as I
hate to say it, it's gonna cause global warming. And then you'll be
REALLY fucked, because all the people who knew about that 'global
warming' thing will have been killed when you burned the barn down.

...but, I have to admit, as far as apocalpyse scenarios go, it's
cooler than 'everybody killed by Africanized killer bees'.

--
Huey

seon ferguson

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Apr 9, 2007, 1:37:38 AM4/9/07
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Congratulations, you are the craziest psycho I have ever meet. You make the
911 conspiracy theorists look like scientists.
Jesus was a myth-get over yourself you moron. Jesus never existed, God never
sent his only son to die for our sins, Religion is the biggest load of crap
in the world.

"Ed Conrad" <edco...@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:iqpi131gf1m00p46j...@4ax.com...

Starlord

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Apr 9, 2007, 9:52:07 AM4/9/07
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This garbage does not belong on S.A.A. as it has nothing to do with
astronomy.


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heavens.


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Shawn

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Apr 9, 2007, 10:25:34 AM4/9/07
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huey.c...@gmail.com wrote:
> In alt.fan.cecil-adams Rich <rande...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> In the 1400s, Vlad Tepes invited the poor of his town to a huge
>> banquet. It was held in a barn. Vlad sealed the doors and set the
>> barn on fire, thereby curing the beggar problem in Walachia. I'd like
>> to do the same with you and...all the kooks who want to spend money to
>> fight global warming.
>
> You're gonna need a really big barn- ...big enough that, as much as I
> hate to say it, it's gonna cause global warming. And then you'll be
> REALLY fucked, because all the people who knew about that 'global
> warming' thing will have been killed when you burned the barn down.

Duh, you would kill off 90% of the world population. I would say
problem solved, but the concentration of nut-jobs (like EC and Dim) in
the population that would be left would leave you with a whole new, and
IMHO, much more serious set of troubles. ;-)

Shawn

huey.c...@gmail.com

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Apr 9, 2007, 11:50:50 AM4/9/07
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In alt.fan.cecil-adams Starlord <star...@sidewalkastronomy.info> wrote:
> This garbage does not belong on S.A.A. as it has nothing to do with
> astronomy.

You're crossposting to complain about crossposting? Please don't recurse.
If you get too meta, it strains the fabric of the universe.

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Huey

Starlord

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Apr 9, 2007, 12:45:35 PM4/9/07
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I follow he who IS made of both Time and Space, who is the universe in
personal.


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Apr 10, 2007, 12:16:46 AM4/10/07
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On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:05:31 -0500 in alt.fan.cecil-adams
huey.c...@gmail.com, intended to write something intelligible, but
instead wrote :

And here I thought we were all gonna be molested to death!

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