Sorceries Of Papa bin Edict
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(Conspiracy Nation, 07/14/07) - Papa bin Edict has begun spiritual
warfare with "Lord Voldemort" (Vladimir Putin). The contest was joined
roughly coinciding with the numerological date of 7/11, 2007. (For
background, see "Harry Potter, the Fourth Pope,"
http://www.shout.net/~bigred/HarryPotter.html)
Commenting upon the erupting circumstance, "Izakovic" observed, "This
war becomes openly spiritual one." (http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-
bin/forum.cgi?read=106501)
So-called "Dementors" have defected from the Vatican and secretly work
for Putin. Does a secret society, the Order of the Phoenix, oppose
Putin and lend support to Papa bin Edict? Or are they part of a
"Fourth Way"? Not clear at this time is the role played by Sirius
Black (Serious Black), Barack Obama.
This morning, National Public Radio's "Weekend Edition" broadcast an
interview which suggested Vladimir Putin ("Lord Voldemort") will not
be stepping down from the Russian presidency in 2008. Tensions between
NATO and Russia are escalating and Putin will likely use this as a
pretext to remain in power. Papa bin Edict had earlier this year gone
to Constantinople (Istanbul) to cement an alliance with the Greek
Orthodox Church. They are likely to prove potent allies in the
developing sorcerors' showdown.
"Izakovic" (op. cit.) points out two thunderbolts hurled already by
bin Edict in the past four days: (1) revival of the Latin mass; and
(2) calling Roman Catholicism the "true" Christianity. A third
thunderbolt could be an outright condemnation of Communism, which the
Vatican has been forbidden to do ever since a secret 1962 Rome-Moscow
pact.
Papa bin Edict has had numerous sorcery encounters in his past. In the
days of King Totila, a crazed Goth named Galla roamed the land,
sodomizing monks. Bin Edict was forced to do something about it. He
calmly confronted Galla, who had a monk in tow, his arms bound by
thongs. It is recorded in The Golden Legend how Papa bin Edict merely
glanced at the monk, and miraculously the "thongs which bound his
hands sprang apart: no human hands could have untied them with such
incredible speed." Wonderstruck, Galla begged forgiveness. Bin Edict
advised Galla he must "put an end to his cruel ways."
On a separate occasion, bin Edict had learned of a certain monk
"unable to stay at prayer for any length of time." This monk kept
sneaking out of the monastery, and would "give himself up to other,
more earthly pursuits." Papa bin Edict "went to observe this monk, and
saw him being dragged out of chapel by a black imp." Bin Edict chased
down the imp and struck him with his staff.
It is recorded that the Devil was "smarting as if he himself had
received the beating." Not long thereafter a priest named Florentius,
apparently one of the Dementors, smuggled seven girls into the garden
of a monastery where Papa bin Edict was staying. Florentius had them
"frolic and sing and dance naked to excite the monks to lecherous
thoughts." Fearing for the spiritual safety of the monks, bin Edict
and they fled the monastery. "But though he went to live in a
different place, the same Enemy pursued him." (The Golden Legend by
Jacobus de Voragine)
The Evil One began to appear to Papa bin Edict "in the most hideous
forms imaginable." Disguised as Vladimir Putin, one day he addressed
bin Edict as so: "Benedicte, Benedicte! [Blessed one]," he called. But
when snubbed by bin Edict, Putin changed his cry to, "Maledicte,
maledicte, non Benedicte! [Accursed one, accursed, not blessed]." This
leads to the Third Thunderbolt. Thunderbolts one and two, as noted,
have already been unleashed. It may happen that Papa bin Edict "takes
off the gloves" and publicly condemns Communism. If this occurs, "all
bets are off."
Also numerologically significant is the date 7/7, 2007. At that time,
the nasty house elf Kreacher, disguised as Al Gore, prestidigitated a
"glamour" to dazzle the eyes. Kreacher belongs to the Dementors,
hostile to bin Edict and in league with Putin. When the Mother Earth
Glamour sorcery flopped, this marked the subsequent sorcery battle
escalations.
"Harry Potter," vying with others for the papal crown, is allied with
the "sacred feminine." A subterfuge to cloak so-called "conspiracy
theories" under the guise of fiction heralds the premiere of some new,
"acceptable," conspiracy magazine, possibly to be called "The
Quibbler."
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