Yeltsin, illness, martian lifeforms....

[Factman]

Boris Yeltsin has been ill for a long time now (in and out of
hospital), in fact it was the CIA! About twelve years ago some guys
discovered a stone on the southpole, it aparently came from mars. So
they took the stone with them. OK sofar. At the lab it was soon
discovered to be a martian spaceship, blackened and shrunk due to the
greater resistence of our atmosphere (they didn't recon with that one
on mars...), somehow the crew (we thought of them as bacteria at first
and this is the disinformation released by nasa now...) survived the
crash and was put in limbo by the freezing temperatures at the
southpole. At the lab they were succesfully revived. One of the first
things they said was: "Bring us to your leader..." Wisely the CIA
thought it was better to test the consquence on Boris first... We know
now what their mission was... and Boris is the first to face the
consquence. The Martian Flu is here to stay!

Fac...@euronet.nl


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