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New Princess Diana coin is AN OUTRAGE!!!

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Beable van Polasm

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I saw on TV that England is going to release a new
coin with a picture of Princess Diana on it. While
I applaud their idea to remember the Queen of Hearts
and to help people in the grieving process, I CAN'T
BELIEVE THE THOUGHTLESS AND EXPLOITATIVE WAY THEY
ARE DOING IT!!!1!

The coin will have a picture of the Beautiful
Princess on it, and it will say "Princess Diana"
and "Five Pounds". Now I understand how society
is TOTALLY OBSESSED with wymmyn's WEIGHT, but
DO THEY HAVE TO PUT PRINCESS DIANA'S WEIGHT ON
THE COIN NOW THAT SHE IS A SKELETON? I MEAN WE
ALL *KNOW* THAT A SKELETON WEIGHS FIVE POUNDS!
WHY DO THEY PUT IT ON THE COIN??? It's not
like on the OTHER coins they put "Queen Elizabeth
the Second, One Hundred and Fifty Pounds" do they?
Why can't they remember her for her services to
the Feminist Movement? The way she showed that
wymmyn can be FREE and EMPOWERED was a REAL
motivation for me to be MORE active in the
Feminist Movement.

I just wish they could have been more SENSITIVE
to the THOUGHTS and FEELINGS of Princess Diana
lovers and feminists all over the world.

cheers
Beable van Polasm
Princess Diana Fan
and Feminist
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Argon244

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Beable van Polasm wrote:

Typically, the feminists have taken a powerful and intelligent
tribute to a great woman, misunderstood it and become offended.

Lets get some facts straight here:
The Princess Diana five pound coin is indeed a tribute to Princess
Diana.
The coin features Diana's face and the words "five pounds"
The monetary value of the coin IS a direct reference to Diana's ideal
weight.
The weight she strove so hard for, while the world watched, and
breathlessly
applauded every herculean effort.

Typically however, in their desperate need to find something to be
offended by
the feminists have left out several important facts which make this coin
much more
than a mere hollow tribute to a great woman:

The coin is gold, symbolic of her attraction to Dodi Al Fayed.
The coin is perfectly round, symbolic of Diana's I.Q and moral beliefs.
The coin flucuates daily in value between 5 pounds and 350 pounds,
symbolising in an interactive fashion, the one great battle Diana
fought,
and sadly, ultimately, lost.

The fluctuating cash value of the coin will be available, every day on
the stock
market, the WWW and the daily print media, to continually remind us of a
great
woman and her very public struggle.

As an added bonus, 10% of issued coins will vomit in your pocket when
the
coinage loses value.

Get your facts right madam!
argon244
Chancellor of the Exchequer

anne nowinski

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On Fri, 14 May 1999, Argon244 wrote:
_stuff_

Um dude, pretty sure the original poster was kidding.

'sides dont skeletons weigh more that 5 lbs?

anne


Argon244

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anne nowinski wrote:

So speaketh the senseless of humour.

argon244
(Not actually the Chancellor of the Exchequer)


Beable van Polasm

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In article <373BAEEC...@honey.smacks.au>,
> Typically, the feminists have taken a powerful and intelligent
> tribute to a great woman, misunderstood it and become offended.

I agree with you about Princess Diana being a Great Womyn,
in fact I would like to publicly state that I am CERTAIN
that Princess Diana is the GREATEST WOMYN THAT EVER LIVED,
and if she was not CRUELLY ASSASSINATED by the forces of
evil, she would still be with us today, in person instead
of just in our hearts and minds like she is now. BUT I
DISAGREE VEHEMENTLY WITH YOUR SEXIST MISREPRESENTATIONS
OF FEMINISM!

> Lets get some facts straight here:
> The Princess Diana five pound coin is indeed a tribute to Princess
> Diana.
> The coin features Diana's face and the words "five pounds"

Well DUH! That much is obvious.

> The monetary value of the coin IS a direct reference to Diana's ideal
> weight.
> The weight she strove so hard for, while the world watched, and
> breathlessly
> applauded every herculean effort.

I can't believe your INSENSITIVITY in posting INSENSITIVE
comments like that! Just because she was NATURALLY SLIM
is NO REASON for you to cast aspersions against Her
Highness! You probably laugh at fat wymmyn too don't
you? PIG!

> Typically however, in their desperate need to find something to be
> offended by
> the feminists have left out several important facts which make this
coin
> much more
> than a mere hollow tribute to a great woman:

This is YET ANOTHER libellous attack by you on the noble
feminist movement. You probably live in the Stone Age and
act like it too. AND SMELL LIKE IT TOO I BET!

> The coin is gold, symbolic of her attraction to Dodi Al Fayed.

Now that UNJUSTIFIED ATTACK on Princess Diana cannot go
unanswered! SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH DODI AND THE FACT THAT
HIS FAMILY WERE BILLIONAIRES HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
But of course YOUR TYPE takes any opportunity to CHEAPEN
the noblest acts to your level of CHEAPOSITY!

> The coin is perfectly round, symbolic of Diana's I.Q and moral
beliefs.

I hope you are not saying what I think you are saying.
Princess Diana was a Princess among wymmyn! She was
highly intelligent! Don't forget she came from an
educational background before she was a princess!
And as for moral beliefs, HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A
THING! Her stand against evil land mines has resulted
in the banning of land mines in EVERY CIVILISED NATION
in the WORLD! What have YOU ever done huh?

> The coin flucuates daily in value between 5 pounds and 350 pounds,
> symbolising in an interactive fashion, the one great battle Diana
> fought,
> and sadly, ultimately, lost.

This TASTELESS REMARK so DENIGRATES the memory of Princess
Diana that is PROVES that you are a completely unfeeling
BEAST who should be SHOT! Firstly, you seem to be implying
that Princess Diana had some sort of WEIGHT PROBLEM, (not
that there is anything wrong with being fat (although you
probably think there is with your limited chauvinistic
world view)) when in fact she was naturally slim and
beautiful (not that beauty is anywhere near as important
as the inner beauty that you so obviously lack (and you
probably have a shortage in outer beauty too!)). Secondly
it COMPLETELY IGNORES Princess Diana's TIRELESS EFFORTS
to help poor and starving people and to get rid of land
mines.

> The fluctuating cash value of the coin will be available, every day on
> the stock
> market, the WWW and the daily print media, to continually remind us of
a
> great
> woman and her very public struggle.
>
> As an added bonus, 10% of issued coins will vomit in your pocket when
> the
> coinage loses value.

This offensive remark is no doubt a slur against bulimia
suffers, who you no doubt mock as well. You really need
to grow up and learn to behave like a human being!

> Get your facts right madam!

It's not MADAM, it's MS!!!!!111!!

> argon244
> Chancellor of the Exchequer

And I REALLY DOUBT that you are Chancellor of the Exchequer.
You're probably an Economics Undergraduate with NO LIFE!
P00PYHEAD!!!

cheers
Beable van Polasm
Princess Diana Fan
and Feminist
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tony

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Right up to this point I thought that you
were both having a laugh, but that neither of
you had realised the other was!

Now I just think that youre totally mad!
Typically emotional, oversensitive, simple,
humourless women!

Thank God that men run things.


Beable van Polasm wrote in message
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jim

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tony wrote in message <7hh4ak$jmj$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk>...

>Right up to this point I thought that you
>were both having a laugh, but that neither of
>you had realised the other was!
>
>Now I just think that youre totally mad!
>Typically emotional, oversensitive, simple,
>humourless women!
>
>Thank God that men run things.


Spoken like a typical chauvinist pig! You've been spammed!

Noah A Christis

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<ma...@topcatz.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>Right up to this point I thought that you
>were both having a laugh, but that neither of
>you had realised the other was!
>
>Now I just think that youre totally mad!
>Typically emotional, oversensitive, simple,
>humourless women!
>
>Thank God that men run things.

The worst part is that poor beable is going through
POLASM. In a few years, bereft of a salary man husband,
she will be likely to devote all of her energy to a job
or politics. Very dangerous, especially because it will
probably be HER that is running things. Then again, Japan
is a breeding ground for communists, so who really cares?

tony

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jim wrote in message
<926691576.13891.0...@news.demo
n.co.uk>...

>
>tony wrote in message
<7hh4ak$jmj$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>>Right up to this point I thought that you
>>were both having a laugh, but that neither
of
>>you had realised the other was!
>>
>>Now I just think that youre totally mad!
>>Typically emotional, oversensitive, simple,
>>humourless women!
>>
>>Thank God that men run things.
>
>
>Spoken like a typical chauvinist pig! You've
been spammed!


Oh dear oh dear, I've been spammed have I?

It's life Jim, but not as we know it, so just
how do you work that out then ?

Susan Cohen

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tony wrote:

> Right up to this point I thought that you
> were both having a laugh, but that neither of
> you had realised the other was!
>
> Now I just think that youre totally mad!
> Typically emotional, oversensitive, simple,
> humourless women!
>
> Thank God that men run things.

Well, it *had* been funny - right up to this point.
Oh well. Trust a man to muck it up.

anne nowinski

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On Fri, 14 May 1999, Argon244 wrote:

>
>
> anne nowinski wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 14 May 1999, Argon244 wrote:
> > _stuff_
> >
> > Um dude, pretty sure the original poster was kidding.
> >
> > 'sides dont skeletons weigh more that 5 lbs?
> >
> > anne
>
> So speaketh the senseless of humour.

yeah, well finals....sense of humor was the first to go

anne


tony

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May 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/15/99
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Susan Cohen wrote in message
<373C80E5...@smart.nett>...

>
>
>tony wrote:
>
>> Right up to this point I thought that you
>> were both having a laugh, but that neither of
>> you had realised the other was!
>>
>> Now I just think that youre totally mad!
>> Typically emotional, oversensitive, simple,
>> humourless women!
>>
>> Thank God that men run things.
>
>Well, it *had* been funny - right up to this
point.
>Oh well. Trust a man to muck it up.

Typical feminist! Thank God men run things !

Rebecca

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Are you people crazy??? "Five pounds" has nothing to do with weight, for
crying out loud! It's a monetary denomination! The coin is a perfectly
nice way of remembering Diana, just like stamps are and I'm sure coins
are a hell of a lot better than tubs of margarine or lottery tickets!
THOSE are the things you should be angry about, not the coin.

Philip Lewis

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Rebecca wrote in message <373DC9FC...@ns.sympatico.ca>...


|Are you people crazy??? "Five pounds" has nothing to do with weight, for
|crying out loud! It's a monetary denomination! The coin is a perfectly
|nice way of remembering Diana, just like stamps are and I'm sure coins
|are a hell of a lot better than tubs of margarine or lottery tickets!
|THOSE are the things you should be angry about, not the coin.
|

Meanwhile we are suppised to forget that Diana was also an adulteress, make
life threatening phone calls to Cammila Parker-Bowles, kept obsessively
phoning the HOME of Oliver Hoare whilst his wife was there, said PUBLICLY on
TV that she didn't think Prince Charles should be King (some "Princess"!!),
CONSPIRED with journalists to smear Prince Charles - was often
paranoid,neurotic,bulemic and OBSESSED with Fame and often PLANNED
"spontaneous" "mercy missions" where the press had in fact been discretley
informed beforehand. Yet she called herself a "strong woman" - all I can say
is that by her standards I dread to think what a "weak woman" would be
like!!!!

--
Phil
(Politically Incorrect And Proud Of It)

Argon244

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tony wrote:

> Susan Cohen wrote in message
> <373C80E5...@smart.nett>...
> >
> >
> >tony wrote:
> >
> >> Right up to this point I thought that you
> >> were both having a laugh, but that neither of
> >> you had realised the other was!
> >>
> >> Now I just think that youre totally mad!
> >> Typically emotional, oversensitive, simple,
> >> humourless women!
> >>
> >> Thank God that men run things.
> >
> >Well, it *had* been funny - right up to this
> point.
> >Oh well. Trust a man to muck it up.
>
> Typical feminist! Thank God men run things !
>

MEN run things?
What planet are you actually ON here?
.
If you took the slightest notice of you surroundings you would very
quickly understand that "things" are actually self running!

I have spent years trying to both breed and train Things and have since
given up in disgust!

The most I could ever manage was to get them to comb their hair!

My plans for a "Thing Circus" ... "Cousin IT's Tumbling Three Ring
Circus" fell completely apart due entirely to the sheer bloody
mindedness of the entire species.

I suggest that you gain some experience of Thing training before you
start shooting your mouth off about matters you so lambently fail to
have any understanding of!

Yours
argon244
Stalin's Tumbling Testicles Three Ring EXTRAVAGANZA! (prop)


Argon244

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>
>
> I hope you are not saying what I think you are saying.

Madam,
your auditory hallucinations are no one's business but your own. In fact, I
would go so far as to say that they were not even your business but indeed
your calling. Indeed, I would go rather further than that and say that I
would not be surprised at anything your voices told you except perhaps that
"poopyhead" was not a respectable term of address for an arch deacon in the
Church of Unleaded Christ (tm)

Not that I am such a person, you understand, merely that your voices sound
to me, when I hear them (albeit faintly,) not to put too fine a point on it,
to be full of shit.

> Her stand against evil land mines has resulted
> in the banning of land mines in EVERY CIVILISED NATION
> in the WORLD!

I was actually, behind these publicity stunts.
In my guise as head of palace publicity (K.ontroller G.eneral B.uckingham)
my department and I continually tried to get her Royal Lardarsedness to
stand on land mines. Unfortunately, she was so weak on her feet for all the
*strain* that she could only stand against them.

This, fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint, continually
failed to work.

I of course, vehemently deny this.

Yours
argon244
Palace Conspiracy Office
Buckingham Palace
London
USSR

>


Beable van

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In article <373DC9FC...@ns.sympatico.ca>,

Rebecca <du...@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote:
> Are you people crazy??? "Five pounds" has nothing to do with weight,
for
> crying out loud! It's a monetary denomination! The coin is a perfectly

What do you mean "five pounds has nothing to do with weight"?
OF COURSE FIVE POUNDS IS WEIGHT!!! WHAT PLANET ARE YOU LIVING
ON? And in case you didn't know, DOLLARS are used for monetary
denomination!! NOT POUNDS! How could you use POUNDS for MONEY?
It WOULDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! POUNDS OF *WHAT*???

DOLLARS --> MONEY
POUNDS --> WEIGHT

See? It all makes cents when it's laid out like that
doesn't it? HAW HAW!!! I PUT CENTS! THAT'S A JOKE!

> nice way of remembering Diana, just like stamps are and I'm sure coins
> are a hell of a lot better than tubs of margarine or lottery tickets!
> THOSE are the things you should be angry about, not the coin.

HOW can you say that COINS are better than MARGARINE?? Have
you ever tried to spread COINS on your BREAD? I bet coins
are a BIT CRUNCHY when you try to bite into them. And
furthermore, JUST SUPPOSE that the GRANDSON of the INVENTOR
of margarine was reading this newsgroup, HOW DO YOU THINK
HE WILL FEEL TO SEE YOU PUTTING DOWN MARGARINE LIKE THAT?

And WHY should I be ANGRY about LOTTERY TICKETS? What have
LOTTERY TICKETS ever done to ME? And LOTTERIA makes REALLY
GOOD HAMBURGERS!!!!!11!

cheers
beable van polasm
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Beable van

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In article <373FC309...@honey.smacks.au>,

Argon244 <ar...@honey.smacks.au> wrote:
> >
> >
> > I hope you are not saying what I think you are saying.
>
> Madam,

NOT MADAM!!! MS!!!!11!

> your auditory hallucinations are no one's business but your own. In
fact, I
> would go so far as to say that they were not even your business but
indeed
> your calling. Indeed, I would go rather further than that and say that
I
> would not be surprised at anything your voices told you except perhaps
that
> "poopyhead" was not a respectable term of address for an arch deacon
in the
> Church of Unleaded Christ (tm)

Sorry. I was unaware of that.

> Not that I am such a person, you understand, merely that your voices

I UNDERSTAND! YOU ARE NOT SUCH A PERSON! YOU ARE A
P00PYHEAD!!!11! PQQPYHEAD!

>sound
> to me, when I hear them (albeit faintly,) not to put too fine a point
>on it,
> to be full of shit.

If these voices are, as you say, no-one's business but
my own, THEN WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THEM? YOU ARE
NOT ONLY A P00PYHEAD BUT ALSO AN EAVESDROPPING SPY!!1!

> Palace Conspiracy Office
> Buckingham Palace
> London
> USSR

AND THIS IS JUST *MORE* PROOF OF WHAT A P00PYHEAD
YOU ARE!!!!11! London is NOT in the USSR!!!1! DUH!
The USSR doesn't even EXIST any more!! I can see
STRAIGHT THROUGH your PATHETIC argumentative technique!
You are DEFINITELY a p00pyhead!

cheers
beable van polasm

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tony

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Argon244 wrote in message
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>
>
>tony wrote:
>
>> Susan Cohen wrote in message
>> <373C80E5...@smart.nett>...
>> >
>> >
>> >tony wrote:
>> >
>> >> Right up to this point I thought that you
>> >> were both having a laugh, but that neither
of
>> >> you had realised the other was!
>> >>
>> >> Now I just think that youre totally mad!
>> >> Typically emotional, oversensitive, simple,
>> >> humourless women!
>> >>
>> >> Thank God that men run things.
>> >
>> >Well, it *had* been funny - right up to this
>> point.
>> >Oh well. Trust a man to muck it up.
>>
>> Typical feminist! Thank God men run things !
>>
>

Oh I do love the internet.

As a woman (I assume Argon is a woman and not just
a man having a gas), how can you be certain that
you were trying to train the correct "Things". As
all men know, "Things" vary widely in species (as
well as colour and texture) and some are just
impossible to train correctly. Wimin can also
suffer from this affliction.

Blimey, get a woman to do a mans job, and they
make a mess of it! They cant even train a "Thing"
properly now!


Susan Cohen

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Beable van Polasm wrote:

> In article <373DC9FC...@ns.sympatico.ca>,
> Rebecca <du...@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote:

> > Are you people crazy??? "Five pounds" has nothing to do with weight,
> for
> > crying out loud! It's a monetary denomination! The coin is a perfectly
>

> What do you mean "five pounds has nothing to do with weight"?
> OF COURSE FIVE POUNDS IS WEIGHT!!! WHAT PLANET ARE YOU LIVING
> ON? And in case you didn't know, DOLLARS are used for monetary
> denomination!! NOT POUNDS! How could you use POUNDS for MONEY?
> It WOULDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! POUNDS OF *WHAT*???
>
> DOLLARS --> MONEY
> POUNDS --> WEIGHT

Pounds, sterling. It's a British coin, & they have pounds instead of
dollars.

Susan

(Sorry to ruin your fun, but some people here haven't
twigged to the joke & it might hurt their blood pressure)


Catherine Mackay

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Philip Lewis

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Jacapo wrote in message <7hqe7o$f2a$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...
|
|Philip Lewis wrote in message <7hnnpv$oo6$1...@lure.pipex.net>...


| >Meanwhile we are suppised to forget that Diana was also an adulteress,
make
|>life threatening phone calls to Cammila Parker-Bowles, kept obsessively
|>phoning the HOME of Oliver Hoare whilst his wife was there, said PUBLICLY
on
|>TV that she didn't think Prince Charles should be King (some
"Princess"!!),
|>CONSPIRED with journalists to smear Prince Charles - was often
|>paranoid,neurotic,bulemic and OBSESSED with Fame and often PLANNED
|>"spontaneous" "mercy missions" where the press had in fact been discretley
|>informed beforehand. Yet she called herself a "strong woman" - all I can
say
|>is that by her standards I dread to think what a "weak woman" would be
|>like!!!!
|

|It's called "if you can't beat the bastards - play them at their own game
!"
|
Yes and look where it got her!

Jacapo

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Philip Lewis wrote in message <7hnnpv$oo6$1...@lure.pipex.net>...
>Meanwhile we are suppised to forget that Diana was also an adulteress, make
>life threatening phone calls to Cammila Parker-Bowles, kept obsessively
>phoning the HOME of Oliver Hoare whilst his wife was there, said PUBLICLY on
>TV that she didn't think Prince Charles should be King (some "Princess"!!),
>CONSPIRED with journalists to smear Prince Charles - was often
>paranoid,neurotic,bulemic and OBSESSED with Fame and often PLANNED
>"spontaneous" "mercy missions" where the press had in fact been discretley
>informed beforehand. Yet she called herself a "strong woman" - all I can say
>is that by her standards I dread to think what a "weak woman" would be
>like!!!!

It's called "if you can't beat the bastards - play them at their own game !"

Argon244

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>
>
> If these voices are, as you say, no-one's business but
> my own, THEN WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THEM? YOU ARE
> NOT ONLY A P00PYHEAD BUT ALSO AN EAVESDROPPING SPY!!1!
>

Madam,I thought I had made my status as an operative of the National Meat
Board of Trade: Weights and Measures Department (wink wink) abundantly
clear. As you will have seen from our saturation advertising campaign in all
media over the last several months no inner voice, no matter how faint or
ignored, is secret to us(tm)


> > Palace Conspiracy Office
> > Buckingham Palace
> > London
> > USSR
>
> AND THIS IS JUST *MORE* PROOF OF WHAT A P00PYHEAD
> YOU ARE!!!!11! London is NOT in the USSR!!!1! DUH!
> The USSR doesn't even EXIST any more!! I can see
> STRAIGHT THROUGH your PATHETIC argumentative technique!
> You are DEFINITELY a p00pyhead!

I suggest you ask Geoffrey Blunt about that.
Me? I'm just following orders.
Anyway, supply haven't sent us the new maps yet and we've asked and asked.

Although I deny that.

argon244
Honest Aarons SnakN'go

Carlos Froggy

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May 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/18/99
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Dr. Professor Beable van Polasm expressed outrage at the
new coin which he believed alleged that the late Princess
Diana weighed only five pounds:

:> What do you mean "five pounds has nothing to do with weight"?


:> OF COURSE FIVE POUNDS IS WEIGHT!!! WHAT PLANET ARE YOU LIVING
:> ON? And in case you didn't know, DOLLARS are used for monetary
:> denomination!! NOT POUNDS! How could you use POUNDS for MONEY?
:> It WOULDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! POUNDS OF *WHAT*???
:>
:> DOLLARS --> MONEY
:> POUNDS --> WEIGHT

So Susan Cohen <ze...@smart.nett> cleared things up by explaining:

: Pounds, sterling. It's a British coin, & they have pounds instead of
: dollars.

Just so.
USAians like Ms. van Polasm are ignorant of British money, so
I'll give a breif explanation:
In a tradition dating back to the days before Thomas Edison invented
the American dollar, the British (who are the people on the peninsula
of England, where Princess Diana was from) use pounds of gold for
money. These are pressed into coins (or "shillings" as the Britishers
call them). The larger denomination coins (such as the five pounds
of gold coin which honors Princess Diana) are called "sterling" in
honor of Sir Bruce Sterling, inventor of the "Difference Engine",
an early type of steam-powered abacus used in 18th century
London to keep track of funds ("Canceler of the Exchecker" in
the term of the day) with the English Federal Bank (or "Fleet
Street").

Hope this clears everything up!


Your Amphibeous Cyberpal,
Froggy

Fro...@neosoft.com * "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs]
http://www.angelfire.com/la/carlosmay/


David DeLaney

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Beable "van" Polasm <bea...@my-dejanews.com> writes:
>HOW can you say that COINS are better than MARGARINE?? Have
>you ever tried to spread COINS on your BREAD? I bet coins
>are a BIT CRUNCHY when you try to bite into them. And
>furthermore, JUST SUPPOSE that the GRANDSON of the INVENTOR
>of margarine was reading this newsgroup, HOW DO YOU THINK
>HE WILL FEEL TO SEE YOU PUTTING DOWN MARGARINE LIKE THAT?

Step-grandson, and co-inventor.

Carry on.

>And WHY should I be ANGRY about LOTTERY TICKETS? What have
>LOTTERY TICKETS ever done to ME? And LOTTERIA makes REALLY
>GOOD HAMBURGERS!!!!!11!

Mmmm, Krystal's. [Oh, I bet they don't have those in Dianaland either...]

Dave "margarine in a squeeze bottle was _not my fault_" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney d...@panacea.phys.utk.edu "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://panacea.phys.utk.edu/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ/ I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

Jacapo

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May 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/19/99
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C'est la vie........(or death !)
I admired her......

Jacapo


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Philip Lewis wrote in message <7hsq0s$eqd$1...@lure.pipex.net>...


>
>
>
>Jacapo wrote in message <7hqe7o$f2a$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>|

>|Philip Lewis wrote in message <7hnnpv$oo6$1...@lure.pipex.net>...

>| >Meanwhile we are suppised to forget that Diana was also an adulteress,
>make
>|>life threatening phone calls to Cammila Parker-Bowles, kept obsessively
>|>phoning the HOME of Oliver Hoare whilst his wife was there, said PUBLICLY
>on
>|>TV that she didn't think Prince Charles should be King (some
>"Princess"!!),
>|>CONSPIRED with journalists to smear Prince Charles - was often
>|>paranoid,neurotic,bulemic and OBSESSED with Fame and often PLANNED
>|>"spontaneous" "mercy missions" where the press had in fact been discretley
>|>informed beforehand. Yet she called herself a "strong woman" - all I can
>say
>|>is that by her standards I dread to think what a "weak woman" would be
>|>like!!!!
>|

>|It's called "if you can't beat the bastards - play them at their own game
>!"
>|

>Yes and look where it got her!
>
>

Philip Lewis

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Jacapo wrote in message <7hsuik$ap2$1...@news4.svr.pol.co.uk>...


|C'est la vie........(or death !)
|I admired her......
|

Fine - I have expressed my opinion and you have expressed yours.

--
Phil
(Politically Incorrect And Proud Of It)

|Jacapo
|
|
|--
|6 June 1999 - European Telecommunications Boycott
|In the UK: http://www.unmetered.org.uk/
|
|Philip Lewis wrote in message <7hsq0s$eqd$1...@lure.pipex.net>...
|>
|>
|>
|>Jacapo wrote in message <7hqe7o$f2a$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...
|>|
|>|Philip Lewis wrote in message <7hnnpv$oo6$1...@lure.pipex.net>...

|>| >Meanwhile we are suppised to forget that Diana was also an adulteress,
|>make
|>|>life threatening phone calls to Cammila Parker-Bowles, kept obsessively
|>|>phoning the HOME of Oliver Hoare whilst his wife was there, said
PUBLICLY
|>on
|>|>TV that she didn't think Prince Charles should be King (some
|>"Princess"!!),
|>|>CONSPIRED with journalists to smear Prince Charles - was often
|>|>paranoid,neurotic,bulemic and OBSESSED with Fame and often PLANNED
|>|>"spontaneous" "mercy missions" where the press had in fact been
discretley
|>|>informed beforehand. Yet she called herself a "strong woman" - all I can
|>say
|>|>is that by her standards I dread to think what a "weak woman" would be
|>|>like!!!!
|>|

|>|It's called "if you can't beat the bastards - play them at their own game
|>!"
|>|
|>Yes and look where it got her!
|>
|>

Jacapo

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Opinions are like arseholes - everybody's got one.

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In the UK: http://www.unmetered.org.uk/

Philip Lewis wrote in message <7ht7i8$pn2$1...@lure.pipex.net>...


>
>
>
>Jacapo wrote in message <7hsuik$ap2$1...@news4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>|C'est la vie........(or death !)
>|I admired her......
>|
>
>Fine - I have expressed my opinion and you have expressed yours.
>

>--
>Phil
>(Politically Incorrect And Proud Of It)
>
>

>|Jacapo
>|
>|
>|--
>|6 June 1999 - European Telecommunications Boycott
>|In the UK: http://www.unmetered.org.uk/
>|
>|Philip Lewis wrote in message <7hsq0s$eqd$1...@lure.pipex.net>...
>|>
>|>
>|>
>|>Jacapo wrote in message <7hqe7o$f2a$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>|>|
>|>|Philip Lewis wrote in message <7hnnpv$oo6$1...@lure.pipex.net>...

>|>| >Meanwhile we are suppised to forget that Diana was also an adulteress,
>|>make
>|>|>life threatening phone calls to Cammila Parker-Bowles, kept obsessively
>|>|>phoning the HOME of Oliver Hoare whilst his wife was there, said
>PUBLICLY
>|>on
>|>|>TV that she didn't think Prince Charles should be King (some
>|>"Princess"!!),
>|>|>CONSPIRED with journalists to smear Prince Charles - was often
>|>|>paranoid,neurotic,bulemic and OBSESSED with Fame and often PLANNED
>|>|>"spontaneous" "mercy missions" where the press had in fact been
>discretley
>|>|>informed beforehand. Yet she called herself a "strong woman" - all I can
>|>say
>|>|>is that by her standards I dread to think what a "weak woman" would be
>|>|>like!!!!
>|>|

>|>|It's called "if you can't beat the bastards - play them at their own game
>|>!"
>|>|
>|>Yes and look where it got her!
>|>
>|>

Trevjon

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May 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/19/99
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In article <7hqoup$1mk$1...@uuneo.neosoft.com>, Carlos "Froggy" May
<fro...@neosoft.com> writes:

>USAians like Ms. van Polasm are ignorant of British money, so
>I'll give a breif explanation:
>In a tradition dating back to the days before Thomas Edison invented
>the American dollar, the British (who are the people on the peninsula
>of England, where Princess Diana was from) use pounds of gold for
>money. These are pressed into coins (or "shillings" as the Britishers
>call them). The larger denomination coins (such as the five pounds
>of gold coin which honors Princess Diana) are called "sterling" in
>honor of Sir Bruce Sterling, inventor of the "Difference Engine",
>an early type of steam-powered abacus used in 18th century
>London to keep track of funds ("Canceler of the Exchecker" in
>the term of the day) with the English Federal Bank (or "Fleet
>Street").
>
>Hope this clears everything up!

Very interesting summary of the British monetary system. Alas, also extremely
inaccurate.

So, sorry to be so pedantic, but...

Historically the terms "pound", and "sterling" originated in anglo-saxon
Britain during the 8th century, when the basic unit of money was a "steorling",
which was the equivalant to 1/240 of a pound of silver. It was so called
because the coin had a star (or "Steorra") stamped upon it. A further
confusion is that a "pound", in those days, was the equivalent of a modern 12
ounces, as it was based on the Roman system of weights and measures, or the
"pondo".

The pound was convertable to Silver until 1717, when Gold was adopted as the
preferable precious metal. The term "Sterling Silver" , still exists to this
day, to denote silver that is at least 92.5% pure.

The term "Dollar", however, comes from the old german word "Daler" ( or
"Taler"), an abbreviation of the word "joachimsthaler", which was a coin which
bore the imprint of Saint Joachim, and dates from 1519.

I am sure you are a lot happier now, having gained this useful knowledge!

Trevjon.

John Bartram

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May 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/22/99
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Trevjon <tre...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
news:19990519173317...@ngol01.aol.com...

I thought Dollar derived from Thaller, which was Balkan and much earlier
than 1519.

HubbleBUbble

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Jacapo wrote:

> Opinions are like arseholes - everybody's got one.
>
> --

Except the people who are hell bent on proving they have two.
(Like, one at each end)
A Joke!
This post is *not serious!*
A joke !

HubbleBubble


aleeta

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May 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/23/99
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In article <37473CEA...@bottle.com>,
>Hello Jackie, how are you doing?
I myself am having some fun.:o))

Aleeta
>

--
~AJ~

Jacapo

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May 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/23/99
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LOL :-)

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Philip Lewis

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aleeta wrote in message <7i9h5e$itc$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...


|In article <37473CEA...@bottle.com>,
| HubbleBUbble <Ge...@bottle.com> wrote:
|>
|>

|> Jacapo wrote:
|>
|> > Opinions are like arseholes - everybody's got one.
|> >
|> > --
|>
|> Except the people who are hell bent on proving they have two.
|> (Like, one at each end)
|> A Joke!
|> This post is *not serious!*
|> A joke !
|>
|> HubbleBubble

|>Hello Jackie, how are you doing?
| I myself am having some fun.:o))
|
|Aleeta


Wot - a leeta fun or a lotta fun? :-o)


|>
|
|--
|~AJ~

Argon244

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May 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/26/99
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> Oh I do love the internet.
>
> As a woman (I assume Argon is a woman and not just
> a man having a gas), how can you be certain that
> you were trying to train the correct "Things". As
> all men know, "Things" vary widely in species (as
> well as colour and texture) and some are just
> impossible to train correctly. Wimin can also
> suffer from this affliction.
>
> Blimey, get a woman to do a mans job, and they
> make a mess of it! They cant even train a "Thing"
> properly now!


Mr Tony,

Being a failure at being a tele-evangelist, an astronaut, and a purveyor
of cherry flavoured
"vitamin pills" to the Indian sub continent does not give you the right
to unfairly criticize the work of the Church of the Unleaded Christ.

I saw you last (bomb) mini series, and was unfortunately called upon to
review that last slavering mess of Roman Catholicism and sexual
incontinence you had the timerity to call a "book." Furthermore, NONE of
your so called Subliminal Self Help Audio Tapes feature ANY subliminal
messages AT ALL.

Dragging the training of things to the altar of your fixation on the
"Satanism of Feminism" (Paris Match Sept 1996) is an insult to the
intelligence of anyone with more grasp of reality than a rectal polyp.

You sir, are a cad, a layabout and a BOTTLE WASHER!

Yours
argon244


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