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Nathan Lambert
Sep 28, 1993, 10:38:06 AM9/28/93
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I cannot believe it - Oswald, the FBI, the Mafia, The United Nations, everyone
is being blamed for something they didn't do!
I have a confession to make... in 1963 I was a General Manager of the company
which was the wholesale supplier of the ammuntion company that supplied the
shop that the entire assasination squad bought their ammo from!
And the truth of the matter is... K-mart did it!
Yes, IT IS TRUE!
K-Mart, the beloved Australian family company ordered and organised the
assasination attempt for one solitary reason!
That bastard JFK asked for his money back because a box of NIK-NAX he bought
was stale! Which it turn cost K-mart $14.50 postage and handling!
Which in turn stuffed the accounts up for the third year running!
Incidently, they also discovered that JFK was actually an ex-Nazi and spent
three years laundering money as a fake Jewish rabbi!!
And guess who was the head of the whole operation? Yep, you guessed it, Dermott
Brereton! I'll never forgive him! Especially after the '89 Grand Final!
Yours truly, The Confessor.
PS. Why isn't there a "We hate the Jehovah's Witnesses" Forum?
is being blamed for something they didn't do!
I have a confession to make... in 1963 I was a General Manager of the company
which was the wholesale supplier of the ammuntion company that supplied the
shop that the entire assasination squad bought their ammo from!
And the truth of the matter is... K-mart did it!
Yes, IT IS TRUE!
K-Mart, the beloved Australian family company ordered and organised the
assasination attempt for one solitary reason!
That bastard JFK asked for his money back because a box of NIK-NAX he bought
was stale! Which it turn cost K-mart $14.50 postage and handling!
Which in turn stuffed the accounts up for the third year running!
Incidently, they also discovered that JFK was actually an ex-Nazi and spent
three years laundering money as a fake Jewish rabbi!!
And guess who was the head of the whole operation? Yep, you guessed it, Dermott
Brereton! I'll never forgive him! Especially after the '89 Grand Final!
Yours truly, The Confessor.
PS. Why isn't there a "We hate the Jehovah's Witnesses" Forum?
* Origin: 4-DOS BBS Geelong (3:635/513)
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