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ICEKNIFE

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Oct 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/19/99
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Certain nervous nellies and paranoid pundits will
always find some reason to believe that the world is
beset by dark and chaotic groups seeking to overthrow
and/or control the world. All that can be said for these
losers is that they're imaginative.

Really, what sort of nut thinks that the entire world wide
Usenet is controlled by a secret society? It's almost as if
losers need some sort of mythical bogey man to blame for
everything that goes wrong on the net, and frankly, that's just
stupid.

Try and reason with these morons, and they scream like their
heads are being dunked in a deep fryer. They're positive the
entire damn system is in the hands of a few weirdoes.

Would that it were so, then we'd know who to blame.
Other than Bill Gates, there's no one to point a finger at.
Reason dictates that such bizarre assertions are better
Left to little old "cat ladies" and fat middle-aged fascists.
Don't fall for it, people... THERE IS *NO* CABAL!

whyaskwhyaskwhy

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Oct 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/19/99
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I made him say that. whyaskw...@bigscarycabal.com


ICEKNIFE <icek...@lanminds.com> wrote in message
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jesusiscoming

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Oct 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/19/99
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I made him make him say that.

"whyaskwhyaskwhy" wrote:

> I made him say that.

> ICEKNIFE wrote

> > Don't fall for it, people... THERE IS *NO* CABAL!

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nu-monet

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Oct 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/19/99
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jesusiscoming wrote:
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> I made him make him say that.
>
> "whyaskwhyaskwhy" wrote:
>
> > I made him say that.
>

De debbil made you say that.

whyaskwhyaskwhy

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Oct 19, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/19/99
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one of the cabal's (my) best tricks is the ability to make you believe that
you made me make him say that, and then turn around and make you repeat it.

jesusiscoming <jesusiscoming...@yahoo.com.invalid> wrote in
message news:0221c012...@usw-ex0101-006.remarq.com...


>
> I made him make him say that.
>
>
>
> "whyaskwhyaskwhy" wrote:
>
> > I made him say that.
>

St Crazy Bob

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Oct 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/20/99
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In article <380CB5...@succeeds.com>, not...@succeeds.com felt like sharing
this:

>
>jesusiscoming wrote:
>>
>> I made him make him say that.
>>
>> "whyaskwhyaskwhy" wrote:
>>
>> > I made him say that.
>>
>
>De debbil made you say that.

I made de debbil do that

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Popess Lilith von Fraumench

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Oct 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/20/99
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In article <380CB5...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
<not...@succeeds.com> wrote:

> jesusiscoming wrote:
> >
> > I made him make him say that.
> >
> > "whyaskwhyaskwhy" wrote:
> >
> > > I made him say that.
> >
>
> De debbil made you say that.

MOSS ROCK MAKE YOU SAY THAT.


URK

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nu-monet

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Oct 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/20/99
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> In article <380CB5...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
> <not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
>
> > jesusiscoming wrote:
> > >
> > > I made him make him say that.
> > >
> > > "whyaskwhyaskwhy" wrote:
> > >
> > > > I made him say that.
> > >
> >
> > De debbil made you say that.
>
> MOSS ROCK MAKE YOU SAY THAT.
>
> URK
>

MOSS ROCK KEEP SPIRIT OF DEAD SHAMAN.

MUST STOP MOSS ROCK.

BURN?

OG

König_Prüße

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Oct 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/20/99
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In article <s0o91d...@corp.supernews.com>, "ICEKNIFE"

<icek...@lanminds.com> wrote:
> Certain nervous nellies and paranoid pundits will
> always find some reason to believe that the world is
> beset by dark and chaotic groups seeking to overthrow
> and/or control the world. All that can be said for these
> losers is that they're imaginative.
> Really, what sort of nut thinks that the entire world wide
> Usenet is controlled by a secret society? It's almost as if
> losers need some sort of mythical bogey man to blame for
> everything that goes wrong on the net, and frankly, that's just
> stupid.
> Try and reason with these morons, and they scream like their
> heads are being dunked in a deep fryer. They're positive the
> entire damn system is in the hands of a few weirdoes.
> Would that it were so, then we'd know who to blame.
> Other than Bill Gates, there's no one to point a finger at.
> Reason dictates that such bizarre assertions are better
> Left to little old "cat ladies" and fat middle-aged fascists.
> Don't fall for it, people... THERE IS *NO* CABAL!

Wull, whut about that knitting circle that keeps
knitting katz out of HOOMIN SOULS just so that the
lumber cartel will have something warm for a Lap Dance?
Hmmmm? 'Slpain that111111!!111

And what about cabal telebishion?

And the California Street Cabal Car?

And ljütefisk, eh?

ICEKNIFE

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Oct 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/21/99
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König_Prüße wrote in message
<00372b38...@usw-ex0106-042.remarq.com>...


> And what about <.......>

> And ljütefisk, eh?


SHHHHHH!!!!

Popess Lilith von Fraumench

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Oct 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/21/99
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In article <380DFD...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
<not...@succeeds.com> wrote:

URK NO THINK ROCK BURN! ONLY BLACK ROCK OR YELLOW ROCK BURN. MOSS ROCK
GREEN!

URK SCRAPE MOSS OFF ROCK, DRY IN SUN, PUT IN PIPE, BURN THERE!

*ssssssssssssssssuck*

MOSS GONE, DUDE.

Popess Lilith von Fraumench

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Oct 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/21/99
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In article <s0vfj...@corp.supernews.com>, ICEKNIFE
<icek...@lanminds.com> wrote:

And what's the big deal about bony, foul-tasting fish stuffed with lye
and buried in snow for months? I mean, it's only a delicacy!


The Prophet Lilith

nu-monet

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Oct 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/22/99
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> In article <380DFD...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
> <not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
>
> > Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <380CB5...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
> > > <not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > jesusiscoming wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > I made him make him say that.
> > > > >
> > > > > "whyaskwhyaskwhy" wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > I made him say that.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > De debbil made you say that.
> > >
> > > MOSS ROCK MAKE YOU SAY THAT.
> > >
> > > URK
> >
> > MOSS ROCK KEEP SPIRIT OF DEAD SHAMAN.
> >
> > MUST STOP MOSS ROCK.
> >
> > BURN?
> >
> > OG
>
> URK NO THINK ROCK BURN! ONLY BLACK ROCK OR YELLOW ROCK BURN. MOSS ROCK
> GREEN!
>
> URK SCRAPE MOSS OFF ROCK, DRY IN SUN, PUT IN PIPE, BURN THERE!
>
> *ssssssssssssssssuck*
>
> MOSS GONE, DUDE.
>
> URK
>

URK SMOKE SHAMAN. URK NOW SHAMAN. WOMEN NOW WHINE TO URK LIKE
OLD SHAMAN. URK NOW GET BEAT WHEN HUNT BAD. ALL SAY URK FAULT
WHEN CROP FAIL. URK NOW FIX SORE OG DICK OR OG HURT. URK MAKE
ALL BETTER FOR TRIBE OR TRIBE BEAT. URK NOW CALL GREAT SPIRIT
ANY TIME TRIBE WANT. IF GREAT SPIRIT NO COME TRIBE BEAT URK.

URK FUCK UP. BUT URK GET THIRTY RABBIT SKIN. AFTER TAX.

OG LAUGH.

nu-monet

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Oct 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/22/99
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> In article <s0vfj...@corp.supernews.com>, ICEKNIFE
> <icek...@lanminds.com> wrote:
>
> > König_Prüße wrote in message
> > <00372b38...@usw-ex0106-042.remarq.com>...
> >
> >
> > > And what about <.......>
> >
> > > And ljütefisk, eh?
> >
> > SHHHHHH!!!!
>
> And what's the big deal about bony, foul-tasting fish stuffed with lye
> and buried in snow for months? I mean, it's only a delicacy!
>

Two words: "fusion" and "cold"

Popess Lilith von Fraumench

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Oct 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/23/99
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In article <381066...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
<not...@succeeds.com> wrote:

M'GAW. This means the Swedes should soon rule the world!


The Prophet Lilith

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===== Stage Manager Of The EndTimes * Correctional Phrenologist =====
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench

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Oct 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/23/99
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In article <381066...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
<not...@succeeds.com> wrote:

> Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> >

> > In article <380DFD...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet


> > <not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> > > >

HA. OG GET URK OLD JOB. URK MAKE DUMBASS SHAMAN, OG KILL DUMBASS. HA HA!

URK LIKE BEING BUTTHOLE FIRE CLOUD MOUTH. TRIBE GET MAD, BEAT EACH
OTHER. URK LAUGH MORE.

URK GIVE ADVICE TO OG. WHEN THINGS GO BAD, BLAME DUMBASS. WHEN THINGS
GO BAD BAD, MAKE DUMBASS SHAMAN.


URK

Rev. Ezekiel Impurity Wadd

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Oct 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/24/99
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St Crazy Bob wrote:
>
> In article <380CB5...@succeeds.com>, not...@succeeds.com felt like sharing
> this:
> >
> >jesusiscoming wrote:
> >>
> >> I made him make him say that.
> >>
> >> "whyaskwhyaskwhy" wrote:
> >>
> >> > I made him say that.
> >>
> >
> >De debbil made you say that.
>
> I made de debbil do that

I watched an idiotic cascade start.
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Rev. Ezekiel Impurity Wadd

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Oct 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/24/99
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> In article <381066...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
> <not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
>
> > Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <380DFD...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
> > > <not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > In article <380CB5...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet

> > > > > <not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > jesusiscoming wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I made him make him say that.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "whyaskwhyaskwhy" wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I made him say that.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > De debbil made you say that.
> > > > >

Then the Supersonic Nazi Aluminum Hellcreatures from the Hollow Earth
burst out of the ground, forming much of France, and annihilate the
peace-and-frop-lovin' Neandertals in a gory orgy of bones cracking and
marrow sucked out WHILE STILL ALIVE

Moral: Don't teach Cro-Magnons to say "NHGH" aloud

Rev. Ezekiel Impurity Wadd

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Oct 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/26/99
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Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
>
> > Two words: "fusion" and "cold"
>
> M'GAW. This means the Swedes should soon rule the world!
>
> The Prophet Lilith

They came out of the 30 Years' war pretty well.

But don't worry, it's just cold fission, nothing to fret about.

Only Mormons can do cold fusion.

Popess Lilith von Fraumench

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Oct 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/28/99
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In article <381312...@geocities.com>, Rev. Ezekiel Impurity Wadd
<revere...@geocities.com> wrote:

> Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> >

> > In article <381066...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
> > <not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
> >

> > > Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> > > >

> > > > In article <380DFD...@succeeds.com>, nu-monet
> > > > <not...@succeeds.com> wrote:
> > > >

> > > > > Popess Lilith von Fraumench wrote:
> > > > > >

HA HA. ROUNDHEAD IS BIG WORD FOOL. URK KILL DERO WITH BUTTHOLE FIRE
CLOUDS! USE SKIN TO COVER SOFT FUN BITS! SKIN CLANG! SHINE IN SUN! WIPE
CLEAN! URK NOW SEEK MATE WHO LIKE SHINE SKIN COVER SOFT FUN BITS, MAKE
BEAN EATER CLAN GROW!

nu-monet

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Oct 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/29/99
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URK GOT IDEA. GOOD IDEA. OG GIVE URK CLUB TO DO. BUT OG NOW LOOK
AT URK FUNNY. URK HAD IDEA! IDEA BAD! SHAMAN HAD IDEA. LOOK WHAT
IDEA DONE SHAMAN. SHAMAN NOW GREASE SPOT. URK NOT HAVE IDEA NO
MORE OR SAME HAPPEN TO URK. URK WANT OG GIVE URK HOLE IN HEAD LET
BAD IDEA OUT? URK FEEL GOOD AFTER. DONE OG GOOD. URK BE NEW
BEAN EATER.

BUT URK DO ROUNDHEAD. NO LET IDEA GO WASTE. THEN OG MAKE HOLE.

OG

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