Amazing New Religion, Hardcore Zeezen

[Jackio Pulpiteerio, of the tribe Shaitan]

WARNING: THE FOLLOW IS NOT WORK SAFE AND POSSIBLY NOT HOME SAFE। READ
THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. THOSE WITH WEAK HEARTS, ENLARGED PROSTATES, AND
ANOREXIC CEREBRATION ARE ADVISED NOT TO READ THIS WORK.

And now, without any further introductory exposition, we present to
you:

The Book of The Flaws.
THE BOOK OF THE FLAWS, Liber Uranus Expantious SubDermal Chapter I
1। Chad! The saga of a Nutcase। 2. The unveiling of the company of
burlesque. 3. Every man and every woman is Ringo Star. 4. Every Beatle
is every other Beatle; let it be. 5. Help me, o horny bitch of Strip
Tease, in my unveiling before the lust filled eyes of men! 6. Be thou
Chad Chadsburry, my secret stalker, my heart flutter & my tongue
lashing! 7. Behold! it is revealed by Thygh-Zauce the Rabbi of Hot-
pants- krafting. 8. The VIBP is in the Ur-Anus, not Ur-Anus ringed
round the VIBP. 9. Insert then the VIBP, and behold thee orgasms shed
over it!

10. Let my servants be annoying & anonymous: they shall fool the
uncanny & the unknownable. 11. These are Sex Gods that men adore; both
their bimBos & their studS are sexgods. 12. Cum together, o children,
under the bleachers, & take your fill of girthy objex! 13. I am above
you and in you, thrusting against your thighs. My ecstasy is in your
stash box. My joy is to hear you moan the happy happy joy joy song.
14. Above, the black shine PVC is The submissive splendours of
Nudeith; She bends in ecstasy to receive The Cat-O-Nine Tails of
Angelique That August night, that starry sky, Are sublime, “O please!
My Mistress! Hit a little harder?” 15. Now ye shall know that the
chosen chimera & bonobo of infinite orgasm is the Hairy Beast; and in
his woman called the Scarlet Witch is all cooking decisions given.
They shall gather my children into their psychedelic short school
bus.: they shall bring the glory holes of the Hollywood Stars into the
restrooms of uptight white men. 16. For he is ever a Bonobo, and she
an Orangutan. But to him is the sacred Oaxacan Sacrament, and to her
the bubbling of bong water. 17. But ye are not so blessed. 18. Burn
upon their buttocks, o fabulous furious flail! 19. O wavy haired
woman, bend over for them!

20. The key of the toy-box is in the secret sex toy which I have given
unto her. 21. With the Master & the Mistress I am nothing: I am dirt:
they do not see me, but only the meaty prison that is my trap. They
are as GODS upon the earth; I am soon to be in Heaven, and there is no
other Master for me than my lord Chad… is it…? 22. Now, therefore, I
am known by my name Nudeith, and to him by a secret name which I will
give him when at last he beateth me to within an inch of my life,
which he will then publish on his blog and found a new goddess
Religion about. Since I am The Bottomless Bottom, and the Bottomless
Pit of Holy Pain thereof, do this quickly. Bind me hand and foot! Gag
and collar me! Make me wear a discipline helmet! Hang me from the
rafters and swing me back and forth. Let there be no difference made
among you between my head and my ass & any other collect of openings;
for thereby there cometh hurt that sets me free and puts fire in your
soul. 23. But whoso cooks veal at this time, let him be the Chef of
all the little Childrens.! 24. I am Nudeith, and my word is sex and
orgasm eternal. 25. Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks, cum on
my tits, then get the fuck out! 26. Then asketh the bonobo and sudden
master of the Spankable One: Who am I, how did I get here, do I have
amnesia, and how did you end up hanging by your ankles? So she
answered him, swinging back and forth upside down, a vision of curves
in alabaster skin, all-touchable, all penetrateable, her lovely hands
upon the black obsidian stones of the rompus room, & her curvaceous
body arched for the crop, and her soft feet wiggling up by the
rafters: You forgot already?!? How many times have I told you to go
easy on the funny gas? And the sign shall be the ecstasy that
materializes in your medicine cabinet, the consciousness of the
eternity of orgasm, the telepresence of my body as you whip me across
your internet connection. 27. Then the Chimera answered & said unto
the Thelemic American Princess of The Endorphin’d Space’d out’dness,
kissing her lovely knees, and the dew of her delight bathing his whole
body in a sweet- smelling perfume of spent orgasm and desire: O
Nudeith, horniest one of The Purple Turtle Cosmic Catnip Lounge and
Vegan Bistro, let it be ever thus; that men speak not of Thee as
something to be Done but as someone to be Un-Done; and let them speak
not of thee at all, since thou art our secret creamy center, our
hidden joy! 28. Un-done, breathed the Bottomless Bottom, fainting &
fading away, of the rapture, and Done unto. 29. For I am hung like
meat for a lover's sake, for the chance of rapture.

30. This is the escape hatch of the world, that the pain of discipline
is as nothing, and the joy of submission all. 31. For these Vanilla
Way-farers and their vanilla narrow mindedness pay them no mind! They
feel little being terrified of the joys of the flesh; but you are the
Hot Ones that get me Hotter. 32. Obey my bonobo! follow thru with the
rituals of my discipline! Beat me only! Then the joys of my submission
will release you from all angst and ennui. This is so: I swear it by
the curves of my amazing ass; by my sacred butthole and clit; by any
service I can give, by all I desire of each of you. 33. Then the
Chimera took a hit from the poppers and a hit from the nitrous tank &
said unto the Thelemic American Princes of Endorphin Spacyness; Write
for us scenes; script the scenarios, write down all your flaws! 34.
But she said: the scenes I won’t describe: the scenarios shall be half
seen and half concealed behind a screen at Power Exchange: the Flaws
are visible to ALL. 35. This that you are furiously typing is the
three fisted book of Flaws. 36. My scribe Wham-BhamThancya-Mham, the
Hairiest and Scariest, shall not in one pixel change this book; but if
there is confusion and outrage, he shall pounce thereupon by the wit
and wisdom of Ta-Ra-Ra- Boom-Dee-Yah! 37. Also the flails and
shackles; the nipple clamps and the butt plugs; the work of the dildo
and the work of the suspension hook; these he shall learn and teach at
yearly Leather Fest Events. 38. He must teach; but he WILL make severe
the ordeals, scenes, scenarios, and punishments. 39. The word of the
Flaws is BOHICA.

40. Who calls us Bohicans won’t be off base, if he look but close into
the anagram. For there are therein Three flawed mislabelings: the
Pervert, and the Fornicator, and the Masturbator. Bend over and take
it like a man completely describes the Flaws. 41. The only Sin is
Wasting your Time. O man! refuse not your wife if she wants to dress
you in her slutty clothes and call you Cindi! O lover, if thou wilt,
take Viagra! There is no bondage that can un-tie the desperate but
leather straps and shackles are a start: all else is uncomfortable and
leaves a nasty mark. Fuck it! Fuck it to the Archons! Hell is the
world of Flaws 42. Let it be that state of horniness bound and
wriggling. So with everything you got; bend over and take it like a
man. 43. Do that, and they might whip your ass after the butt plug is
inserted. 44. For grabbing your ankles, relaxing your ass checks, and
exhaling before every whip stroke, is every way pure Bohica 45. The
Bohican and the Bohicam are three Bohican and beyond the miracle of Nu
Mathes; neh! Pretend you are a horse. 46. Bohica is a secret key of
this flawed Universe. Oy Veh the Jews call it; I call it late, later,
how dare you show up late now I’m going to whip your ass red white and
blue! 47. But they have the calf: united with your persuasion that
everyone disappears before the vice squad breaks down the door… 48. My
bonobo is a chimp with his Good, his Bad, And his Ugly; are not they
in Highgrove, and none of them know a good bookie? 49. Cancelled are
all Broadway plays, all episodes of the Doctor, all buzz words and
gang signs. Barbelo-Lilith-Nudeith has taken her throne in the West at
the Solstice of the Thelemites; and let HAL be with Harley, when
Harley was one. But they are not with me. Let HAL be the pornsite,
Harley the web surfer; Whore is her secret name and splendid in
irritating her Lord.

50. Here are a few words from our Sponsor about the Herschelian task.
Achtung Baby! there be three fold three sacraments in one, and they
may be taken in three way. The tards must pass blue urine; let the
uppity be tied up, tickled and spanked; and the Hot Ones granted the
gift of tongues to their uranic piles. Thus ye have electron &
positron, matter & antimatter; let not one get to close to the other!
Ka-Bhoom! 51. There are four doors to one bath house; the floor of
that bath house is of tile and grout; clean towels & sheets are
available at the kiosk; and lots of funky smells; bleach & amyl
nitrate, and AIDS/Safe Sex posters. Let him enter in turn or at once
the four doors, but doing the latter will require three more bodies;
let him standby the steam room of the bath house. Will he not drop to
his knees when he sees the Omphallos of Pan? Cough! Whore! Slut!, if
thy slave boy drop to his knees and give oral worship to the source of
all creation? But there are phalle and phallus. Be Godly therefore:
dress in tight fitting leather or rubber; eat Fly Agaric mushrooms and
drink Absinthe and Champagne with a shot of Absinthe in it! Also, take
your will and fill of Vibrating Inflatable Butt Plugs as you will,
when, where and with whom you will! In the Temple or on the Street
Corner. Butt always. 52. If this be not right; if you confound the
Space-Brothers, saying: They are Martians; or saying, They are
Venusians; if the flogging be not ever done to me: then expect the
direful judgments of Tau Apiryon! 53. This shall shake the foundations
of this Archonic Prism, this little world a gum blister, my anus & my
clitoris, unto which I send this erotic kiss. Also, o cartoon mascot
and bonobo, though you be one of the Chimera, it shall not sausage you
nor dissolve you. But ecstasy be in your lunch box and joy of girth:
forever Touch me! Touch me! 54. Change not as much as the style of a
leather jacket; look out you hairy bonobo, you are not a fetish
fashion consultant. 55. The child of thy bowels, he shall bend them
over, the little shit. 56. Expect him not from the Sex clubs, nor from
the Bars; for from no expected bath house arriveth that child.
Yaouwche! All piles are sacred and all bonobos blue; except that they
rip the bark off saplings with their teeth; eat the first order of
oysters on the half shell, leave the second unpicked at. But you have
seen it all under black light, and some, though not all, in a dark
cubical. 57. Whip me under the stairs! Love is hot oil, love under
rubber sheets. Nor let the fools forget gloves; for there are gloves
and there is QrisQo. There is the gerbil, and there is the octopus.
Decide quicly! He, my bonobo, hast choset, knowing the rules of the
Sushi Bar, and the great mystery of the Nigiri of Toro All these old
letters in my desk are out of sight; but The One with the Antarctic
Post marK is not from Star. This is a super duper secret porn letter:
my bonobo shall roll around in it like a dog in the carcass of a
purple horse. 58. I give the most unimaginable blowjobs on earth: the
real deal, not faked swallowing, while you are alive; upon death;
necrophilia unbelievable, the best, while I writhe on a hit of
ecstasy; nor do I demand you get it up if you died without a boner 59.
My perfume is of the joys of woman & santorum; but nothing of the red
snow of the moon: because my hairy legs where mistaken for trees
entirely.

60. My number is 36-24-34, as is anyone else at this cosmic orgy. The
Three Pronged Dildo, with Five vibrators in the Middle, & the
vibrators slightly out of sync. My color is black and blue, but the
red welts & scars are seen in good light. Also I can point out a
secret glory hole for those I can’t get to personally 61. But to whip
me is better than all things: if under the dark stairs in the basement
you quickly bind me to the D-ring in the wall, running your hands up
and down my back and between my legs, your manhood a firm monolith in
your back leather pants with a ratio of 9:4:1, thou shalt come a lot
between my butt cheeks and the gate to the secret sanctuary. For one
thrust past the gatekeeper wilt you then be willing to give me your
all credit cards; but who ever gives one credit card number shall be
bankrupt within the hour. You will gather documentation of identity
theft, blaming it on some floozy you met on- line; you will wear fake
gold jewelry like a Mexican girl; you will succeed in wandering up and
down the earth appearing the Fool; but always you will remember that
one night in the basement experiencing the secret sacrament. I demand
that you appear before me in leather pants and knee high boots,
wearing a leather biker jacket with patches on the shoulder and no
shirt underneath. I want you! I need you! Pale of face and purple of
cock, hooded or gagged, I who am all bruised and bleeding, and blissed
out on my own whip born endorphins, want you desperately. Put on my
nipple clamps, and arouse the throbbing spear of destiny within you:
Cum on my tits! 62. At all the Club X Parties that I throw and you’re
all invited my stand in will say (as I am too happily sore and bruised
from last night and can barely stand) -- and her thighs shall burn
with desire as she swings naked from the ceiling and blissing out in
our hidden rumpus under the stairs – Whip me! Beat me! Make me write
bad checks! Giving boners and wet-ons to everyone invited in her
endless moaning and groaning. 63. Sing the Marquis De Sade’s JUSTINE
to me! Burn me with your bic lighters! Wear Strap-Ons for me, girls!
Drink my blood, for I want you! I need you! I can’t wait any longer!
64. I am the black and blue bruised daughter of a Franco-American who
practices Jungian Psychiatry; I am the naked quivering piece of woman
meat hanging from the rafters. 65. Whip Me! Beat Me! Make me Write Bad
Checks! Cum on my Tits! Then get the fuck out! 66. The Saga of Nutcase
is at an over (until she heals up).
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Chapter II 1. Nude! Chad Chadsbury must hide his shame. 2. Come! all
you hosers, and learn the secret story behind it all. I, Chad
Chadsburry, am the long distance paramour of Nudeith, she who thinks
I’ll marry her. I have lost my erection, and VIBPs are found all thru
my house॥ 3. In every party I am the sullen centre of attention, as
she is often off making out with one of her girl friends in a utility
closet. 4. Yet she shall be blown & I never…Well I never! This is an
outrage! How can she do that to that poor girl’s mouth? 5. Observe! My
skin tight rubber pants are black. Let the nipple clamps be sterilized
in the autoclave! Then this play party will be all right. 6. I am the
ulcer that burns in every stomach of the overstressed, and in the
fistula of every abscessed tooth. I am a HeadQase, and the reluctant
giver of Head, yet therefore is the inviting me is the death of your
party 7. I am the Master and the Flagellator. I am the gum on your
shoe, and the bee you step on barefoot. "Something came over me" is a
stupid statement: for I only use French letters 8. Who whipped Nudeee-
Haeva-Lilith have whipped my toy; mother fucker, for I am the Whipper.
9. Remember all you yahoos that existence is the Archons’ toys; that
all the bummers are their sadistic chess moves; they castle & make
puns; but there is nothing you can do to escape their trap.

10. O bonobo! you really hate to learn this false creation truth . 11.
I see thee hate the fingers and keyboard; but I am infinitely
annoying. 12. Because of me in you which you didn’t know. 13. What the
fuck? Because I cracked a popper under your nose and slipped it all
the way home. 14. Now take another hit off this popper and relax: now
let the orgasm devour your mind and be pulled upright suddenly and
nearly blackout! 15. For I am perfect, being a Nutter; and I am
numbered is as swine by the fools; but with the cool I am ape, an
Orangutan Ape: Which is trippy, for I am a Nun in drag. The Fay Ray
and the King Kong are not my style; for here’s another clue for you
all. 16. I am Divine & Ziggy Stardust. Thus 36-24-34, as my sex slave
is 36-24-34, by the miracle of silicone 17. Listen up! You people of
lie’n The pains of sorrow and regret Are left to the Sober and the
Fry’n The dorks that take not Ecstasy yet. 18. These are numb, these
dorks; they experience no sensation. We are not for the coldly logical
and those trapped in an acid replay of all their sins remembered: the
Burners of the Playa are our tribe. 19. You wanna be my Dog? No! Down
on your hands and knees and assume the first position. Drop your pants
and squeal like a pig! Thou shall rejoice, my chosen: whoever
barkethest is not invited to my party

20. Boobies and butt cheeks, naked leap frog and delicious German
chocolates, fisting and felching, only in this way can we be happy.
21. We want nothing to do with the vanilla and the uptight: let them
bore each other into mediocrity. They just don’t know how to party.
Compacts are the vice of Queens: stamp down your high heeled shoe when
you don’t get your way: pout and cry until they buy you dinner: this
is the way of the world and how you don’t have to buy your own drinks.
Think no---being brainy is for nErdS: That you must dye your hair:
verily you shalt dye your hair and be the toast of the town. Now get
this bitches: If the body of the Queen gets transgender surgery, she
shall take pure ecstasy for the rest of her days. Nudeith! Chad
Chadsburry! Barbelo-Lilith-Kali! The Moon, The Stars and the Milkyway,
Tides of Light; these are for the servants of the Shark & the Pre-Law
student॥ 22. I am the Shark that eats pretty girls when they swim
nude, and then come out of the water and walk right into your house
with my big white teeth. To party with me drink Absinthe mixed at a
1:1 ratio and huff poppers of pure amyl nitrate while cracking
canisters of laughing gas, and become one of the space surfers! This
won’t give you a hangover, or turn your lips blue. All the anti-drug
propaganda is a baseless bummer. The exposure of a nipple is fine. Be
horny, dude! lust, enjoy all things of sense and rapture: fear not
that any Dog will crap on your lawn. 23. I am alone: I’ve scared off
everyone I know, even my imaginary friend. 24. Achtung Baby! these be
gold diggers:. argh; for there are also of my friends who have herpes.
Don’t think to find them in the hospital or on the free clinic; but in
private rooms at the Bunny Ranch, caressed by fabulous synthetic
breasts of women with long legs, and light and fire between their
thighs; Gnostic Masses with flaming hibachis outside them; grilling
cattle and lamb, some fish. You will see them prancing like Roc Stars,
triumphant in the battle at the bands, at all the parties; and there
Will be a Will to Partay in them a million times greater than the gods
getting pissed. Beware if any commit any act not sane safe and
consensual, Queen against Trannie! Love one another with burning viral
rashes; on the pushy bottoms trample in the fierce lust of your pride
parade, in the dark night of your unslakable wrath. 25. Y’all are
antisocial, My little Dolinx! 26. I am the stealthy shark swimming and
about to breach: in my breaching there is rapture. If I lift up my
sheets, and let her crawl up from the floor, I and Nudeith are one. If
I am sleeping alone, and wiggling manually under the sheets, then is
joy of the futon, and I and my fantasy are one. 27. There is grave
danger in me; for I have sharp teeth, and poor social skills, and am
generally unhappy. Ignore this and fall down into the pit called my
Whining, and there you shall wish you were dead after hearing my
Rationalizations 28. Now a curse upon the Whiner and his whole fam
damily! 29. May the Whiner be endlessly kicked in the shins! 30. If
Bill stops and cries about having to lead, invoking the Whiner, then
Bill stops & plays music with Mister Tibet. 31. If Power asks if the
check is in the mail, then Power is the gas & electric Bill. 32. Also
the universe is a lie; for archons are only partial powers; & all
their claims are baseless statements. 33. Enough of the Whiner! Let
him be ditched in a Disco! 34. But hey, o my friends, wake up and bake
bread! 35. Let the scenarios be properly performed with unquenchable
lust & deadly desire! 36. There are Plays of Elephants and dinner
parties of the eternity. 37. An Orgy for the first night of the Bonobo
and his Bridle! 38. An Orgy for the three weeks of the transcription
of the Book of the Flaws. 39. An Orgy for Ialdaboath and the
hatchlings of the Bonobo--special, O Bonobo!

40. An Orgy for the Ultimate Flogging, and an Orgy for the Solstice of
the Thelemites. 41. An Orgy for The Burning of the Man and An Orgy for
The Water of Life and a greater Orgy for Breasts! 42. An Orgy every
day in your pants in the rapture of my joys! 43. An Orgy every night
with Nudeee, and pleasures of infinite orgasm! 44. Yes O Yes! Throw
Orgies! Partay like it’s Space:1999! there is no horrible hangover.
There is the space surfing, and infinite joys in the tongue lashings
of Nudeee. 45. There is canned food and kibble for the dog. 46. Did
you Fart? He who denied it, supplied it? Is gas in your gut? 47. Not
in my house you don’t. 48. Pity not the busted! I don’t know them.
They’re not with me officer. I kid you not: I have all the empathy of
a rotted tree stump. 49. I am uppity & pretentious. I am not one of
the slaves that get beaten. Be they chained to a wall & and used as a
sperm bank! VIBP!. (This is of the 3: there is a fourth who is stinky
& therein am I as a snake in the grass, or is that as a Shark in the
sea?) 50. Purple and silver am I in the party light of she who thinks
she’ll be my bride: but the red of irritation is in my eyes; & my
spear is purple & and possible gangrene. 51. Purple beyond purple: it
is a painfully throbbing vein etched monolith. 52. There is a labia:
that labia is black and pink and looks like roast beef. It is the
labia of middle class house wife; it is the labia of boredom, & the
ultimate hot stuff for some deaf guy: none for me thanks!. Tear down
the terrible towers of time: pierce not your labia with swords and
with spears: pierce them will with small rings and then fasten them
with small locks, securing the trap of incarnation and forcing you to
the sanctuary gate of the secret sacrament. 53. Chill Out, O bonobo,
when these words are published, thou wilt be sorry---Not! You’re in
some deep shit fucker; and boiled will be the eyes that you wilt gaze
upon with madness. But I will hide you in the trunk of my car: those
who see you will know that you are drunk: but I will drive you home.
54. Nor shall those who cry aloud their upset that thou are a meany
triumph; thou shall spank them: thou are meanest: they are the sex
slaves of Whiners: They are not any toys of mine. The Bus Stops as
have all been cancelled, the letters? wilt be delivered by the
postman! 55. Thou wilt place an order over the phone for a valuable
English Tea Set; thou wilt find crumpet and jam at the Trader of Joe’s
to drink at them with of on. 56. Kick Rocks! you douche bag divers;
even though you swing in my gut stew you won’t swing much longer: then
when you get that leg cramp for not waiting three hours before going
back in know that I am laughing at you as you sink into the stink. 57.
He who it is pompous will be pompous yet; he who it is pretentious
will be pretentious yet. 58. Yahoo! same as it ever was: once in a
life time, let the water hold me down. Ergo the Queens of the world
will be Trannies eternal: the slaves shall be shaved from the neck
down. Same as it ever was… same as it ever was…same as it ever was.
There that masked one is my servant: it may be that street strumpet is
a Drag Queen. A Queen may choose her top and skirt as she will: Let me
borrow that top: but beggars cannot be choosers. Let me borrow that
top, Bitch! 59. Look out Bitches! Be on your best behavior, incase
perchance perhaps is a Grand Diva occulted! Oh no you didden! Dork! If
she be a Diva, you won’t even be able to get her to break a nail.

60. Take a flying kick at their nuts with your high heels, and stamp
their unborn grand children out of existence, mister! 61. There is a
light shining in your eyes, o bonobo, a light held by a cop, shit!
it’s a sobriety check. 62. I am arisen in your transverse colon; the
kisses of the porn stars pelt your various and sundry pink parts. 63.
You are so exhausted in the volatile fragrance of the inhalation; the
exhalation is tastier than the extinguishment of a million suns,
speedier and funnier than flatulence artificially accelerated to
relativistic speeds and seeping out your underwear. 64. Aha! you are
came over: we are on top of you; our fossilizing joy is all over your
belly: Hale! Vale!: bonobo of Nudeee! Bonobo of Chad! Bonobo of Ta-Ra-
Ra-Boom-Dee-Aa! Now you can come! now come on our sheets & bedspreads!
Come in our passionate play, & write dirty words for the Eternally
Horny. 65. I am the Master: you are the Switch Side Kick. 66. Write, &
find ecstasy in the desk! Work: be in our bed a working! Thrills!
Chills! The terror of my rapture! O! thy transfiguration shall be
delicious: those who see it will think it tastie. Your transformation
shall be the fulfillment of our negotiated Kontract. Come! lift up you
head & put a smile on your face! We are one; we are three; we are two;
we are five, we are eleven, we are seven. 67. Hold me! Hold me! Don’t
pass out on me in the midst of my rapture; don’t black out too soon as
she worships your spear with excellent kisses! 68. Harder! Deeper!
Faster! Pull out! Hold up thy member! Lift the head! breathe so so
deep -- SHAZAM! 69. Oh! Oh!Oh yes! More! What do you feel? Is the
Spear of Destiny exhausted?

70. There is aid and assistance in self help manuals. Wisdom says:
don’t mix vodka and champagne! Then can you enjoy more bears. Don’t be
a swine; some times it’s O.K. to be a sweaty pig! If you like getting
drunk, don’t do shots of absinthe in flutes of champagne, or thou
willst know death in the afternoon: if you fornicate, excel in
deviancy; and if you do anything hedonistic, let it be stealthily
enacted! 71. Butt! indeed! indeed! 72. Strike out forever and more!
and if you art verily swine -- and there’s no deny’n it, and if you
are perpetually porcine! -- Meth is the end of it all. 73. O! O! Meth!
Meth! thou shalt long for Meth. Meth is forbidden, o bonobo, for you.
74. The length of thy longing shall be the pain of its desire. He that
lives long and desires Meth constant is ever the Tweaker among the
Tweakers. 75. Achtung Babe! Following is the secret cipher the Archons
don’t want you to see: 76. 5 8 2 1 Z O A 4 R I N T R A H 23 L O S 45
90 U R I Z E N. What does it meanest, o mighty and majestic bonobo?
You’ll never guess it; nor will you ever figure it out. There will be
some one to come after you: she will nail it to the wall and thrust
truth from between its thighs. Now don’t forget Santa, o hairy one, to
kneel before me; to follow after lust of Nudeee in the dimly lit stair
well; to gaze out upon the naked beach apes, to read them this naughty
bedtime story. 77. Oh be you hairy and scary among men, women,
children, and assorted farm animals! 78. Pull yourself up by your
bootstraps! cause nobody is gonna do it for you in this cruel and
heartless world! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, o my bonobo, you
will tower over the mighty sequoia. They shall whip your ass,
fourhanded, mythic, fabulous, the numbing of a man; and the name of
thy house hidden. 79. So ends the hiding of the shame of Chad
Chadsbury; and bandaging & wound dressing for the bonobo and have a
cigar! ________________________________________

Chapter III 1. SHI’IISHQABABOLA; the reward of Raw-hHore-Khooter. 2.
There is subdivision somewhat homeward; there is a word not spoke.
Spelling is outlawned; at’s all hosed up. Achtung Baby! Hold Me! Pick
up the Bat-Phone and call on Ta-Ra-Bom-Dee-Aa! 3. Let’s get it right
from the start, dig it I am an emanation of the Monad, of the Primal
Aeon. I shall blow smoke in their faces and up their asses. 4. Choose
your poison! 5. Distill it! 6. Render it down to an inhalable powder
with beakers and copper tubing! 7. I will give you an inhaler. 8. With
it ye shall smite the pinks; and none shall be still standing after
you blow through. 9. Slink! Slither! Jump them! this is the Flaw of
the Battle and Conquest: and so shall my ministrations be in my secret
club house.

10. Get the Bag of Holding itself; set it in thy sacred rompus room --
and that rumpus is already -set up- & it will be your Play Pen
eternal. It will not rip, but wonderous things will be found in it day
after day. Lock it up like a ship in a bottle to brag your endless
fortune to the world. 11. This will be your only Brag. Shut Up! Don’t
Talk Anymore! Put a sock in it! Enough is enough. I will sneak to you
the ancient orphic papyri from the world’s oldest used bookstore in
Durrell’s Alexandria. You wilt holdeth it yourself in your hot little
hands turning it over and over again, o bonobo; don’t lick it you damn
dirty ape! You Will have rose water & foul mudammas. Raw-hHore-Khooter
is with you. Adore me with tongues & buttplugs; adore me with needles
& with dildos. Let your woman wear a strap on when with me: let the
holy flow unite us. Trample down the Flowers; pee on them! oh holy
whore, I will give you raw fish to eat! 12. Bring me a Snackrifice
when you come back from your solo adventures. 13. Just not this
second. 14. You will see that second, o Hairy Beast, and her the
Scarlet Witch of your lusting! 15. You will weap as you hand over your
hard earned cash for a bacon cheeseburger. 16. Do not fret to purchase
that snackrifice; don’t be afraid of that unwashed barney. You, yes
You! Have no clue as to what’s going on. 17. Fart thou not at all;
fart neither loudly nor softly, nor a might blasting, nor sustained
trumpeting. Stinkily fart not, nor cause laughter at the ice follies,
nor any other gassines in the air or in your guts or sounds from under
your arm pits. Nudeith is your nurse in a white rubber uniform as Chad
Chadsbury your lifeguard; and I am the stench, farts, BO, from under
your arms. 18. The Sisters of Mercy are Jill-offs; The Damned are a
pity party! Titty Twist and torture; don’t slack off; pee upon them!
Then they shall call this joy the Order of the Golden Shower. 19. That
bag of holding they will refer to as the Colostomy Bag of Porta-
Poddie; sniff well its contents, & it will be your Jenkam and
Santorum.

20. What the fuck? The whinny Whiner Whined Again Whiningly, that he
is not there again, that he was in two places at once, traveling
without moving. And how is this? For his is the Kumquat Hagendaze. 21.
Set up my DJ gear in the East St. Louis: you will buy me an PA system
which I will show you thru the miracle of catalog projection, it’s the
neatest thing since sliced melange, sort of like the one you saw at
Xara Dulzura three years hence. And it shall be suddenly easy for thee
to do this, for in the last book were you given this week’s winning
lotto numbers. 22. The other groupies gather round me to exalt me: let
all be whipped into submission, for they shall cluster fuck at my
command. I am the invisible object of desire; the others are sexier;
for the Hairy Beast & his Tooth Bride are they: and for the winners of
this week’s Lotto. Again, what the fuck? Wink wink nudge nudge. A
nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat! Mwoohohohohoo, ay?
Hohohohohoho, ay? 23. For a quick snack mix meal & honey & dates and
dried apricots: then oil of Baby and oil of Olay, and afterward shake
& bake with rich fresh red bean. 24. The best red bean is raw and
shipped in daily: then the red beans that are made into ice cream, or
vacuum packed in silver foil: then of freeze dried; then of the canned
or frozen: least of made into red bean sauce, or red bean powder. 25.
This bake: from this make brownies & munch out after we smoke a bowl.
These can be used for something else; when I’m getting laid kneel
before me, and shove one in my mouth, and another in my butt crack: I
shall become a raging sex monsters, convinced beetles have burrowed
under my skin, wriggling maddly and creeping you out so bad you’re
scared of me. 26. Then lay me, call me dirty names; a dirty dirty
girl; and: are you a bad boy, do you like to do bad things? 27. Also
these brownies will make you so stoned and horny you won’t know if you
are coming or going. 28. Also you will find yourself singing Opera in
the shower. 29. If you put at least half of these in the freezer,
they’ll keep longer; for they ferment and undergo alchemical anti-
decay. All are welcome.

30. My car is a 1933 Deusenberg: beware the suicide doors! 31. A rich
man from Southern California will use his money to play games with
your life. 32. Take the money and run! 33. Hire a lawyer and put a
restraining order on the rich man! 34. But your sacred sanctuary will
be unmolested thru the Epochs: though mountains shall rise and fall,
continents rip apart and collide and oceans dry up into deserts, yet
an invincible rumpus room will abide unscathed, and will endure until
the sun expands into its Red Giant phase and engulfs the earth; when
Ialdaboath awakens from the slumber of billions of years and two-
headed humanity departs for Neptune. Another bonobo will awake, and go
take a jump in the icy lake; another bimbo arouse the rigidity and
girth of a Trouser Snake; another Fool for Bob and Hairy Beast will
mingle at another X-Sanguine event; another visit from old Aunt Floe
shall stain some bikini briefs; another Queen shall Diva; and
Absinthes no longer be poured To the Hog-headed tragical Laird! 35. I
ate half of the Shepherd’s Pi of Hardee-har-har, called hHore- pea-
kraap and Raw-hHore-Khooter. 36. And then the bonobo whispered unto
the Primal Orgasm: 37. I wrote this little ditty for you last night --
I am the Prince of Thieves, and I The insipid fifth-level of Mentat; I
saw the strippers strip, The self-abuser Wham-Bham-Tankya-Myam Whose
tells the tallest tales. I shook her hand, I kissed her lips The
perfect gifr, O Raw-hHore-Khooter! Pubic hair utterly shaved! I adore
your magnificent breasts, Infinite and Eternal Orgasm, That forces the
Archons and Aeons To quiver, shiver, moan -- I, I love you and want to
have your baby! Appear on the throne of Ialdaboath! Open the ways of
the Khooter! Lighten the load of the Spheres! The ways of the VIBPs
run through me To stir me or still me! Oh! does it fill me! 38. So
that your monolith is in me; & its oriflamme is as a dingus in my hand
to push open any sphincter. There is a hidden panel passageway that I
will show you to wiggle your way around the archons, (this is the dark
trick, as you have heard), So it is written: The Adamic image is mine;
its breathes life Into dead clay: I tunneled a hidden passage way
Behind the Palaces of Ialdaboath and Iao, Of Sabaoth and of Adonaios.
I am a Redeemer Redeemed, O Barbelo, The bonobo Wham-Bham-Thancya-
Mham! By Elaios I beat my meat; By deaf Astaphanos I plot my escape.
Reveal the hidden star-gate, O Horaios! You have trapped me in this
Well of Souls, O lion headed serpent Ialdaboatht! Over throw your
Father Iao-Sabaoth! 39. All this and a amateur porno flick to show how
this all came about and what sex acts lead out of the Black Iron
Prison. -- for this fake universe isn’t going anywhere on it’s own &
other wise it was built to be your trap forever -- and your copious
notes on this the Book of the Flaws shall be carved into stones and
then painted with the residual fluids of your fornications; and to
each Top and Bottom, Switch, Bear and Trannie you run into, were it
but to partay or play with them, it is these Flaws to expose. Then
they will figure it or not; the Odds are
6765418125841597987610377233144553421138532110:1. Hurry! Supplies are
limited

40. But transcribing all your copious notes? It’s a S.N.A.P; and Chad
Chadsburry will sneak up behind you again and break a popper under
your nose and inspire your typing skills. 41. Set up near your Rumpus
Room a coat check alcove: you’ll need numbered charts, tickets, and
ledgers. 42. The orgies you will administer youself, shave only the
bald ones: they have the most body hair. Refuse Nuns, who would invite
them here anyway? I am Raw-hHore-Khooter; and my mighty thighs have
been known to break a Pelvis or two. Absinthe is over 53 proof: stop
your yakking; don’t go door to door; let somebody else get a word in!
Them that seek to wrap you in duct tape, to hang you over the gorge of
the Russian River, let them wrap you from head to foot; trust me,
you’ll like it. A lot. Encased in adhesive strips of
polyvinylchloride, swaying in the wind and drowning in your own sweat,
you’ll cum harder than you’ve ever come before. It will be an agony of
relief when they cut you down! And a joy when they cut holes in your
encasement! Wriggle your way out like a butterfly from a cocoon: laugh
and giggle: squirt upon them! 43. Let the Scarlet Witch shave her
beaver! If strippers and strumpets and transvestites visit her
boudoir; if she leave the house to toy with odd dinguses; then will my
cover be blow. I will steal her pet dog: I will hide her reading
glasses: I shall write her cell phone number on bathroom walls: as a
drinking and depraved hooligan will she run down residential back
alleys, and throw flaming bags of dog poop in her neighbors’ back
yards. 44. But let her raise herself in co-masonry! Let follow the
yellow brick road! Let her work over the wicked! Let her kut a phart!
Let her rock out to Hair Metal! Let her wear a leather corset, and
rubber mini- skirt, and let her flash her business at security
cameras! 45. Then shall I take her out for Sushi, and sit at the Bar:
then shall I eat live giant clam before her, she shall yipe! and run
and hide in the ladies room; upon return Ita-Mei-San shall inquire:
So, have you recovered from Giant Clam?. I will fill her with raw fish
and plum whine: for dessert she shall see, strike, and whip Nudeith:
she will stare down Chad Chadsbury. 46. I am Big Hairry Weirdo from
Oak Park: the Eighties Chix cower before me, & are abased. I shall
bring you whips & chains: I shall be at your side in floggy & you will
delight to flay. Absinthe is Fifty Six proof; Bourbon is your courage;
go on, go on and get out, you’re too fucked up; & I’m not going to
play with you when you’re like this! 47. This book shall be translated
into every language except Klingon: but always with the torn up
transcriptions of the Android; for in the random rippings of these
pages and their re-arragment in transcription: in these fragments are
secret messages Dee and Da Vinci would never find. Don’t waste your
time looking for it: but some one else will see it, two billion year
from hence, who wil discover the WAY out of the Eternal city lapped by
desert sands . Then the message in a stair well is a clue: then the
gaze of Yarlan Zey is a clue also. And SHI’IISHQABABOLA;. It shall be
his clone bizarrely, as he will leave no cellular samples behind.
Don’t waste any more time trying to crack it; but I know you will
waste decades trying to work it out. 48. Now this mystery of mystery
is complete, and I want to go home and get a snack. 49. I am in a
secreted resin, yeah, but secreted by what?. 50. Whip them! Beat them!
Make them write bad checks! Cum on their Tits! 51. With my pecker she
gives it head as Janine hangs upon a Saint Andrew’s cross. 52. I slap
Hussain in the face and he cries like a little girl.. 53. With razor
blades I cut furrows in the flesh of the Indianan and the Budapest,
Mongoloid and Devo Seed. 54. Fistula! Abscess! I can’t spit for a
week, so I’ll cut off your heads and crap down your throats. The Pain!
55. Let Scary Mary the whack job be hooded and chained in the corners:
psycho chicks are fun, until you wake up in the middle of the night
with them squatting on your chest to take a shit .on your tits! 56.
Also because she likes it that way! 57. Despise also all crowds;
gatherings of the unwashed masses, who just like junk food, who look
down on our play; all thumb heads despise! 58. But the sexy and the
horny, the deviant and the pervy; you are so HOT! 59. Fuck each
others’ brains out! Again! Again! 60. There is no Flaw but not getting
your rocks off. 61. This is the end, of the book of Orgasms in the
Seat in the Raw, leaving your meat wet and glistening and quivering,
freeing your soul from this vale of tears. 62. To Me give your blow
jobs! to me spread your cheeks and relax, and I’ll drive you home to
the sacred sanctuary of the blissful sacrament beyond the stars.. 63.
The Douche reads this Book of the Flaws, and its two hundred and forty
eight pages of copious notes; & he just doesn’t get it. 64. Let him
finish the first reading, & he will be outraged and throw it against
the wall. 65. After the second, his lover will ask for a golden
shower. 66. After the third, he’ll get stoned drinking water. 67.
After the fourth, spontaneous all body orgasm when he sniffs poppers.
68. Everyone will think it’s the bees knees. Those who oppose it are
humorless dicks, they are dorks from dorksville 69. The way to
succeed---and the way to suck eggs. 70. I am the Hose-Monster of
Slurping & of Swallowing; my nemesis was wrapped in a shroud and shot
into orbit. 71. Hi! You identical twin hoochies mounting the pillars
of the world! It’s partay time and I could use a hand job. 72. I am
the Laird of the Double Dong of Dingus; the Dong of the Forced of
Orgasm--but my left hand is empty, for I have stroked your schlong to
eruption; & now he’s hiding. 73. Glue the sheets on the bed from right
to left and from top to bottom: then see if your trick can get out in
the morning! 74. There is splendour in my ass and bright glory and a
hidden gateway to the sacrament, as the Midnight Cowboy is ever and
always a real son of a bitch. 75. The end of the book is the Word
SHI’IISHQABABOLA; The Book of the Flaw is Scanned and Posted. Piss Off
Already! Eat me! ________________________________________

THE COPIOUS NOTES. Were all burned up in a fire. So figure it out for
yourself. Read it five times a day. Turn it into a Broadway play. Act
it out. Don’t Dream it, be it. Unless all your dreams are dry. Then
you have my pity. -----Pan Paniscus Bonobo, the Hairiest of the Hairy
Scaries.

©copyright 2008 Stimpson Jaycat.

[Jackio Pulpiteerio, of the tribe Shaitan]

More Sex Words
From Brother JonJon:

Speaking In Bites, Nibbles, Tounge Tickling, Kissing, And Licking

It's pretty obvious for people who have read what I've written, and
reflected on it, that no one knows how to sex properly, and as a
result, we have women living as second, or third class citizens, or
worse. Can you believe it. Women did not even have the right to vote?
Women had no rights, to speak of, earlier on, back before that. It's
important for me to mention that.

We need to realize that we are still the apes we grew up from, and we
have all the tribal heritages that were in us, as apes. They did not
disappear. We grew out of our lower forms of behavior, ape behavior,
when we started to stand up, and dress our selves in clothes.

If we take off our clothes, and if we do the communication excercises
that I mentioned about, when you experience success, you have to ask,
where did that come from? How is it possible to communicate
something,
nibbling, or biting, or licking, or tickling with the tounge, and so
forth. How can we communicate our playfulness, or our anger, or our
impatience, with mere mouth to body tounging, or tickling, or lips
nibbling, or teeth biting down gently, and so forth. These all come
from our inherited ancestry of what we once were, and that is non
speaking apes.

We must have a very large vocabulary, some where in our brains, we
know nothing about, as we don't use it, now that we wear clothes, and
now that we do not communicate, like we used to, but we rather, use
words, and not scratching, or nibbling, or biting, and so forth. We
have very large brains, and we had very large brains back when we got
started communicating, so what we can communicate without words in
the
way I've mentioned must be very complex. If we spend time trying to
relearn what we once knew, I'm sure we'll have great successes.

If we once again learn, what we once knew, about sexing, as I've been
talking about it, and about communicating with bites, nibbles, tounge
tickling, kissing, and licking, we will find that the women and girls
who participate, as well as the men and boys who participate, they
will begin to develope a new attitude about themselves, and about
each
other, and once they do that, women and girls will no longer be,
below
men and boys, but they will be slightly above men and boys, as men
and
boys will realize they are here to protect women and girls. Males
will
relearn what it is, to be a male, taking care of females. Females
will
relearn what it is that is special about them. That is, their brains
are more powerful than those of males, and males will realize this,
too.

Please give it a try, with your friends, lovers, family members, and
close ones, and see for yourself. It may take, several months, in
some
cases, to come out, and begin to change the way you see things, as we
are so mired and stuck in our current day attitudes about men and
women, boys and girls. We are all brain washed, and there is no short
answer to this. It takes time, and it takes patience. And it takes,
continued efforts on your parts with each other. But the pay off, the
pay back, will be, women and girls will ascend to their rightful
place
in society, with the dignity and respect that is due them. Men and
boys, will find they now live as they should, protecting women.

Wouldn't that be something, if we could get, Mr. Obama and Mrs. Obama
to experiment. And if we could get Mr. Clinton and Mrs. Clinton to
experiment. With them and their friends in their campaign groups, we
could see some major changes come around, within a very short time
period, a few years, possibly, in the way that people think. It is
possible that their thinking about things in general may radically
change, in time.

If any of you have access to these high level people, please bring
this topic to their attention, even if it is just for a laugh for
them. It could lead to a very significant change in the direction, or
path that we are headed in. Who knows what the outcome could be, in
the long run. We'll have to give it more thought. But in any case,
please practice on your own, with your lovers, friends, colleagues,
family, cousins, sisters, brothers, parents, children, and your
younger grand parents, or older grandparents who do not want to be
denied the opportunity to re-learn a new way of speaking. Mr. McCain
and party, as well, should begin to learn how to communicate, along
with his wife, and his groups of associates. Please talk to whomever
you can, as there are many people who should re-learn to speak, to
get
the ball rolling for these people. We may be able to escape our dead
ender society, after all, if we can get the right people, up and busy
learning how to communicate, once again.

Sexing Back In The Days When We Were Apes
How did we sex, back when we were apes? Was it the, in heat bitch
gets
the dick, and that's that? Or something similar? I don't think so.

I think we were promiscuous apes, and we spent hours a day, sexing,
and playing with each other's sexing tools. We had the hormones that
kept us going, day in and day out, night in, and night out.

Today, we would see that, if it weren't for the fact that our
societies are so regulated, no one is allowed to take off their pants
in public, let alone, stick a dick into a woman's cunt in an
Albertson's food store, or at a public library, and so forth.

We are so completely different today, from how we were and how we
behaved, before we learned to put clothes of some kind or another on,
and cover our selves up.

Let's look at us, when we didn't know about, or care about, clothes.
What kinds of behavior did we have?
Men and boys were constantly getting hot, women and girls were
constantly getting hot. Dicks would swell, girls and women would
giggle, and grasp, take into their mouths, and suck on, and push up
into their cunts, or into their back sides butt holes, the hard
dicks.

The girls would play with them taking them into their hands, and
pushing them up against their breasts and tits, some thing like in a
Japanese soap land, a Japanese style brothel, where we can see this
going on, today.
Women would rule, and when the men and boys got the hard on's, the
girls and women would work on them, and take aggressive action, to
play with them and do the things they wanted to do with them, while
the men and boys with the hard ons, sat by, passively, until they
were
told to start pumping in and out, or whatever else they needed to do
and were told to do.

Women and girls swallowed dick juices load after dick juices load,
daily, of all the juices from each male's dick. The number of males
in
the tribe, would indicate how many dicks, the women and girls would
individually or as a group, deal with, each day.

Each male, had one to seven or eight or even more hard on's, each
day,
for some periods of time. The women and girls would enjoy playing
with
the hard on's, daily, as often as they got hard.

At night, while resting, women and girls would calmly lick the butt
holes of the males, and some times, that would arouse the males, and
the ladies knew it. The ladies sucked the scrotums, and dicks, but
when there was no response, they licked at the butt hole, which is
what they could do, for hours on end, without upsetting the male.
Licking the male's mouth, or lips, kissing, takes too much energy,
and
so licking the butt hole, was the best option for the ladies who felt
aroused and who needed to arouse a male.

They could lick one male's butt hole, after another, after another,
until finally, there was one who would become aroused. The ladies
went
from male to male doing this, arousing as many males as they could,
during off hours from work activities hours, during resting periods.
Remember too, that when people were more apeish, their diets included
fruits, soft roots, leaves, flowers, nuts, seeds, and vegetable
plants. That was how we ate, most of the time, similarly to gorrilla
groups, but we had more vegetables, fruits, nuts, and more
interesting
things, than did the lower apes, I believe.

Apples, pears, peaches, all kinds of fruits, we had to eat, and these
fruits found their way down into the stomach, and the more we ate,
the
more quickly they came out the rear exit door. So while the ladies
were busy licking the butt holes of the males, sometimes, maybe
often,
whole fruits, softened, and partially digested, but still tasty, and
still nourishing, would come down the chute, and out the rear exit
door, so the ladies licking the butt holes of the males, and the
males
licking the butt holes of the females, would now and then, get a
taste
treat, that is, a bit of food to eat and nourish herself, or nourish
himself with.

In those days, no one cared about hygiene, and food was fresh, and
full of digestive juices, so the food still tasted, fair to good.

We graduated up from there, when we started wearing animal skins for
clothes, hunting animals, and eating animals, but not entirely.
Though
animal flesh has a tendency to smell when it rots, people used fires
to cook the meat from the hunt, and the large chunks eaten would then
come out the rear door, and the women kissing and tickling the rear
door, butt hole, would get a bit of food, that would nourish them
through the next few hours of darkness at night. People didn't run
off
to the toilet, as the food was nourishing, and they only needed to
get
rid of it, out the rear door and onto the ground, if they didn't have
time for sharing it with others.

Night time, when every one was resting, was probably the time women
spent a lot of time, finger and tounge tickling the butt holes of
males, and it is probably the time, men spent a lot of time, finger
and tounge tickling the butt holes of women and of girls.

They could nourish themselves with this extra food they got, as it
came out, and then was swallowed and went back in, already partly
digested. The men and women were used to eating in this way, and
there
was plenty of nourishment in what they ate. This is part of their
secret to survival, and along with that, there was also languages of
nibbling, tounging, licking, bitting, fingering, scratching, rubbing,
jerking off and sucking off others, and so on, unique to each ethnic
group.

It is time to relearn these languages we have forgotten. With each
ethnic tribe of people, there were different languages. It will be
interesting to see, for example, how a white woman's brain is wired
for her inherited language, compared to an Asian woman's brain,
compared to an African woman's brain, compared to a South American
Indian woman's brain, compared to a Hindu woman's brain, and so on.
Each ethnic racial group, or tribal group, had their brains wired,
completely differently.

Good thing for us, that the president to be, and his wife, are both
from black backgrounds, and that Hillary and Bill are both from white
backgrounds. If one and the other, for example, was Chinese, and the
other was Native American, or Eskimo, and Bushmen, or Aborigine and
Englander, then there could be some difficulty between the partners,
trying to learn each other's different, inherited language that is
wired into their brains. Fortunately, that is not the case.

More from Brother JonJon at The Sexasenusal Labs:

A Healing Exercise For The Female Psyche That Raises Self Esteem In
Females, And Compassion In Males

A Tantric exercise aimed at helping to raise the level of self esteem
in females, is to have the female, lube up the chest, tummy, legs,
throat, face, shoulders, arms, and hands, legs, feet, the whole torso
including the waist, hips, dick, and groin, with corn oil, or olive
oil, and make it very slippery for the female to sit on, and slide
about, freely।

The male holds still in place, and keeps quiet, i।e., does not talk,
as the female, naked, moves or slides about her groin, cunt, and butt
hole, etc., on the chest and tummy of the male, sliding around,
raising her level of arousal.

At some point, the female will begin to orgasm. At about that point,
the female releases the contents of her bowels and pees onto the body
and face, and into the mouth of the male.
The male, willingly takes the pee juices with out complaint, and
allows the female to shit on him.
This lends itself to females for their asserting in their minds that
they are superior beings, and it helps to begin to heal many wounds,
scars, and psychological traumas।

After the female has exhausted herself, and has orgasmed thoroughly,
she will want to rest। At that point, she stands up, goes to a spigot
or faucet, or shower, and washes her backside off of any fecal
matter,
and urine, and cleans herself up.

After she is finished, the male, waiting for her to complete her
cleaning up activities, then asks for permission to the female to
clean himself up, very politely and with a good attitude of happy
cheer। The female, if pleased by the conduct of the male, then allows
the male to rise, and to go and to shower off.

Males are internally, tough, and should not mind this exercise, as it
is only foul smelling, and he will enjoy the female sliding around on
his chest, and tummy, etc।, and he should be able to ignore the
odors,
and maintain a pleasant demeanor. If not, he is not a suitable person
for participating in this exercise. The male may want to shave off
all
chest hair, and body hair, to facilitate with the slipperiness of his
body, once lubed up with corn oil, safflower oil, sunflower oil,
grapeseed oil, or olive oil.

For best results, the female should wait till she begins to orgasm,
strongly, and then, she should poop and pee on the male, as she sees
fit। Taking the poop and spreading it around on his body will add to
the beneficial effects of the experience for her. It is a healing
experience, to help her heal from her many traumas and emotionally
hurt feelings that she has suffered from in her dealings with males
in
society, and the male, and any other persons present, should
understand and appreciate that.

You would want to perform this exercise in an over sized tub, if
available, or out doors, in a private area, with access to fresh
water, a hose, and drainage।

Tantric Sexing Techniques - Butt Hole Sex And Licking The Butthole Of
A Woman
To prepare, the woman and a male can go into a bathroom, where the
women should defecate। Next, go into the bath tub, and turn on the
warm water spigot. Run the warm water down the back side, the butt
crack of the woman, and have her reach inside the butt hole, and with
her fingers, she should try to pull out any fecal matter that she can
feel still remaining in the butt hole.

After a good cleaning, and the male can assist, as well, and that
means, after the female has finished her cleaning, once or twice, the
female should position the male so as to have him insert his prong up
into the rectal cavity।

Once inside the rectal cavity, she should coordinate his upwards and
downwards movements, so that the head of the penis acts like a
shovel,
and helps to pull down any fecal matter that is still left up in the
rectal cavity. After half an hour or so of this, then it should be
fairly cleaned out.
Wash off the back side rectal hole of the female, and wash off the
dick।

While in the bathroom, the male should also defecate, and wash out
his
back side rectal hole.
Retire to your sexing activities room।

In your sexing activities room, the female should direct the male to
begin licking the rectal hole of the female।

The male will enjoy licking the rectal hole of the female, and the
female will enjoy licking and fingering the rectal hole of the male।

The psychological advantage to this is that the female will begin to
feel dominant over the male, and she will begin to feel in charge of
the sexing situation। The longer she licks and fingers the male's
rectal hole, and his submission to her, to allow her to finger and
lick his rectal hole, this will assist the female in helping her to
establish a positive momentum forward attitude about sexing with this
male. She will begin to enjoy sexing with him, and she will slowly
begin to feel completely in control of the sexing situation. The
male,
on the other hand, will begin to feel his rightful place as assistant
to the female.

This sexing activity empowers the female, and allows her to ascend to
her rightful place, as the superior sexing being। Superior sexing
being is a term that basically says, women are superior sex
performers. Men are the weaker sex performers. Men can unload their
sperm into one woman at a time. Women can have many men unload their
sperm into their buttholes and into their mouths, and into their
vaginas / cunts, one after the other. Therefore, women are superior
sexing beings. This exercise empowers the female, and helps her to
understand her superior status of a sexing goddess.

This exercise will also assist the male in helping him to understand
that he is an assistant or slave to the female sexing goddess।

Please practice this exercise at home with your spouses, boyfriends,
girlfriends, lovers, children, and parents।

Gay lesbians, gay queers, bisexuals also should practice this
exercise। Hermaphrodites should also practice this exercise. They all
will gain a much healthier mental attitude about themselves, and
about
their capabilities and potentials.

Butt hole sex is erotic sex, and both women and men can appreciate
it।
We are promiscuous sexing beings, and the butthole is a part of the
sexing apparatus. We, in western society, often over look the
potential pleasures the butt hole can offer us. For women and men to
lick each other's butt hole, and for men and men, and women and women
to lick each other's butt holes, all have therapeutic values. The
mind
will settle, tranquility will be restored. Worries and cares will
fade
away. Life will become a daily, active, challenge. Less time will be
spent watching tv, and more time will be spent, actively doing
things,
such as working in the garden, doing house chores, doing hobbies,
socializing with others who have similar interests. Life will become
more meaningful, slowly, as you expand your Tantric love sex
actities.

The greatest fullfillment for women and girls, is in having men and
boys deposit their sperm loads inside the cunt holes / vaginas of
women। The more men and boys who can deposit their sperm loads inside
the cunt holes / vagina, the more eroticized the female becomes, and
the more orgasmic she becomes. She will experience great
satisfaction,
and begin to live a tranquil life.

The More Sperm Loads The Better For An Evolutionarily Advanced
Offspring
Evolutionarily speaking, the more sperm loads from different,
competing males, that can be deposited in the cunt holes / vaginas of
women and of girls, the more successful will be the outcome for
producing a child. The fewer sperm loads deposited in the cunt hole /
vagina means that the offspring has less of a chance to become an
exceptional offspring. That means, you will have mediocre children,
with few sperm loads deposited inside the cunt hole / vagina, and the
chances become greater for producing a child that will develop
physical health problems, in life.
We need to change how we understand sexing, and we need to strike
down
the laws on one man one woman, for marriages। We need to institute
multiple males as spouses of single women. We can also institute
"group" marriages, where multiple males marry multiple females. This
way, we can avoid the problems of one male dumping his sperm load
into
one female, the result of which, is often an inferior offspring, with
potentials for health problems. Let's work to inform others, so that
we can start a mass movement, and get the laws changed.

Dead Ender Societies And Back Enders
We all live in what I call 'dead ender' societies। These are
societies
that are lead by persons who are affiliated with the big three,
monotheistics, Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. These societies
dictate to their citizens that they must marry in the one man one
woman arrangement. This is detrimental to our evolutionary
advancement, as it stymies evolution. Therefore, we are at a dead
end.
As such, we begin to fill up with 'back enders' who are people,
including myself, who have disabilities, and physical health
problems,
and other problems, such as being gay queer, or gay lesbian, or bi-
sexual.

There is nothing wrong with gay or bi-sexual people sexing,
obviously,
but it is a problem associated with their mental development। If they
had developed to the point where they could appreciate opposite
gender
persons, then they would be right in there with main stream
societies,
around the world.

In any case, gay and bi-sexual persons, are just as much back enders
as asthmatics, epileptics, autistics, persons missing limbs, pygmie
people or dwarfs, and just about every body who has a mental or
physical health problem।

Until we straighten out our karma, by practicing this religion, which
can take a great many lifetimes, we will be plagued by the problems
we
endure, but by practicing this religion, we can slowly pull ourselves
out of the quagmire pit we find ourselves in।

Averting Trouble With The Law
From an Orgonomic Point of View Brother JonJon Suggests:
Children can practice this religion with their parents and siblings,
and they have just as much to gain as every one else। The government
tries to regulate who can sex with who, and at what age, who can sex
with who, but it is really none of their business, as they had
nothing
to do with the evolutionary biological developments of human beings,
so please practice these sexing techniques in quiet, and do not let
law enforcement personel know about what you are doing.

The Language Of Sexual Communication That Males And Females Need To
Learn - Speaking To The Female Body And Her Brains, Through Your
Sexual Activities

Licking the cunt is a way of apologizing to the female. That is how
her brain will interpret it.
Kissing the cunt is a way of showing affection and love for the
female
and that is how her brain will interpret it।

Dicking the cunt is working for the female to dump your load of sperm
inside her cunt। You are working for her, and she expects you to
work,
and to dump your load of sperm, if you are an effective worker. She
will rate your effectiveness as a sperm dumper, and then she will
compare you with other sperm dumpers and their effectiveness. She
will
gravitate towards the most effective sperm dumper, on most occasions.

Tickling the cunt with your tounge is a playful, juvenile, act, and
it
can be a lot of fun.
Biting the cunt is an aggressive, mean behavior, and it is some thing
similar to hitting a woman.
Nibbling on the cunt tissue is an threatening behavior and you will
not be appreciated if you nibble on her cunt।

Using the index finger and the middle finger to squeeze and pinch
vaginal tissue slightly hard can be arousing but if done too much,
may
begin to communicate punishment in the mind of the woman।

Licking boobs is apologetic। Tickling boobs with tounge is playful
behavior. Kissing boobs is showing romantic affection. Biting tit
nipples may raise levels of erotic ecstasy, but too much biting may
begin to communicate aggression against the female. Sucking tit
nipples as a baby does, soothes the spirit of the female, and helps
her to relax, mentally.

The same general statements apply to the rump butt of a female, and
the same applies to all of here body parts, except for her feet,
toes,
hands, and fingers, perhaps।

There are places on the female body, where a bite can mean some thing
more than an act of aggression। Or where a nibble can mean more than
an act of aggression.

For example, on the torso, they might be interpreted as indicating
the
woman is a powerful, strong woman, who can tolerate pain, and who can
tolerate and deal with aggression। You have to be sensitive, and
careful, and you must know how to communicate your signals, properly,
with the correct timing, if you hope to get along with the woman, and
if you hope the woman will get along with and enjoy your company.

Depending on the woman, some women will appreciate your assistance to
raise her level of sexual stimulation. For that, you may wish to
employ a number of these techniques, but limit the more aggressive
ones, and apologize by licking, and kiss to show affection, and so
forth, and she will get very turned on, mentally, and physically. She
will at some point, feel over whelmed, and then she will begin
kissing, wildly, your face, and every inch of it. This is saying, she
is deeply orgasming, and this is how she expresses herself to you as
she is orgasming or highly aroused. She will feel you are an adequate
person who she would like to sex with, more often, if possible.
Sucking the toes of the feet, and sucking the fingers of the hands,
licking the soles of the feet, and licking the soles of the hands, is
saying to the female, to her mind, that you are one hundred percent
her servant, her lover, her sperm donator, and that you are devoting
your life to her, along with all the other males in the male harem,
and you become a worker / slave to her.
This does not mean that you can not work for other women and for
other
girls as an assistant to them। But, you need the tacit approval of
this woman, asking her if it is okay to work for the other women and
girls.

If the woman has many assistants / slaves, on the same level as you,
there should be no problem।

On the next level down, the second tier of women or girls you work
for, it goes the same way। You need their permission to work for
other
women and girls, who come after them. If there are sufficient numbers
of devoted assistants / slave males, on the same level as you are,
there should be no problem, and all the women and girls will be able
to live harmoniously and get along with each other, very well.

If a female is involved in speaking to another female body, during
sexing activities, the communication may at times, be the same, but
at
other times, the communication, may convey different notions। Please
be open with each other, and explain to each other, the feelings and
thoughts that you have, as you sex with each other, and as you
communicate to the body and to the brains of the woman or girl who is
the main recipient of the sexual attention. Female communication to
females is not my speciality, as I am a male, and I will likely get
it
wrong if I try to explain anything in more detail than I have,
already.

Jealousy is a problem for females communicating to females, by biting
and nibbling, and even by stroking with the hands, or feet। Women and
girls will have to figure these things out between themselves, as the
nuances are too complex for me to write any thing meaningful about
female to female communication.

As for male to male communication, it does exist, of course, and
please work with your partners, openly discussing your thoughts as
you
communicate with each other। Male to male communication can convey
nuances, as well, so please openly discuss them.

The more you practice it, the better a communicator you will become।

We are not taught this kind of communication in school, of course।
All
we are taught is 'good touching' versus, 'bad touching' which is "big
three" inspired, moronic nonsense.

If we do not try to better understand sexual communication, we will
be
deaf and dumb, blind, and possibly obnoxious, or objective, with out
our knowing it, for the remainder of our lives।

This should be taught, from the earliest times in a child's life,
that
means, from birth with parents and siblings communicating to
newborns,
infants, and toddlers, and then to sister and brother, and to
cousins,
as all of them grow up।

Now, in our society, since no one knows how to communicate, it should
be taught openly in schools, between students, with teachers as
participants as well as referees, but because of the big three, dead
ender monotheistics, Christianity, Judaism, and Islam, there is
little
chance of this ever happening.
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Saturday, June 28, 2008
Sexual Meditative Practices
फ्रॉम ब्रोठेर जोन जोन

General Technique: Mount female on top of male। Male, in lying
position, female in upright sitting position. Insert or no insert,
either way is okay. This can be altered, with female on back, with
legs scissored around hips of male, pressing genitals together, or
having the male insert and keep his dick still, as both persons focus
on the powerful, sexual energies involved. Rear side entry, either
directly into the vagina, or into the butt hole. If you are going to
use the butt hole, you should massage it, with your hands, fingers,
feet, toes, mouth, and tounge for several hours, and it will loosen
up.

After it has loosened up, sexing juices will begin to slowly ooze and
flow out from the butt hole sphincter ring, the circular muscle at
the
entrance to the butt hole that keeps the butt hole closed when not in
use। That is natural lubricant for assisting penetration.

Mouth penetration, taking a dick into the mouth, is also fun, and
useful, and remember to keep still, and to concentrate on the
powerful, sexual energies, involved। Using the palm of your hand, to
grasp either the dick, or to press up against the vaginal face, or
wall, focus on the powerful sexual energies involved.

Note: Gay males may use the rear entry way for an insert for their
technique। They can also do what is called, dick mating. Dick mating
is simply, pressing dicks against each other, and keeping them still,
while focusing or meditating on the tremendous energies involved.
Palms of hands can be used to grasp the dick of the other person, and
the hands should remain still, with the mind focusing, meditating, on
the powerful, erotic, sexual energies involved.

Note: Gay females may press lips to vagina, or move into a coupled
"scissor" like position, with cunts pressing up against to each
other।
Please enjoy the erotic sensations, and focus or meditate on the
powerful, erotic, sexual energiess. Palms of hands can be used
pressing one up against the vaginal face, or wall, remaining still,
and focusing on the powerful, erotic, sexual energies involved.

Now, with that as a starting point, there are other possibilities,
and
you can experiment, and enjoy the many insights you will gain as to
how to perform the basic positions prior to your begining your
meditation techniques।

Don't forget, the female body is one large erotic instrument and her
body, all of it, should be primed and ready to accept a dick placed
up
against just about any part of it, including any part of the face,
back of head, neck, ears, cheeks, lips, forehead, and so forth। Her
entire body will respond, and powerful, erotic energies will be
developed over her entire body for you to focus on, to accelerate
your
meditative skills.

The male body is not as primed and ready as is the female body।
However, women and young girls can experiment, to see what parts of
either the male body is primed and ready, or what parts of a female
body, are primed and ready. This is not gay lesbian action, though it
may look like it. The female is different from the male,
fundamentally, in many ways. Females sexing with females is a natural
part of their biological, evolutionary inheritance. Females are
sexing
powerhouses, and males, individually, can not, generally, satisfy
them. It takes many males to satisfy a female's libido, or sexing
needs. In the case there are not enough males to satisfy a female's
libido, sexing needs, females can stand in, and use the parts of her
body, to arouse the female partner's libido levels, so as to assist
her in reaching a level of satisfaction, needed for healthy,
continuance, of her life and existence as a sexual being. That means,
women, as well as men, are both, promiscuous, sexual beings, and they
both need to satisfy their libidos, on a daily, or regular basis, if
they are planning to stay in the race, or, game, that is, life, along
with other healthy females and males.

That serves as a starting point, a basic intro to understanding how
it
is, you need to approach mindful, meditation sexing activities। My
next part, will serve to explain, more in depth, the goals one should
be looking to achieve.

On The Passing Of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
I noticed Maharishi Mahesh Yogi happened to pass away, in February,
2008। Though I was busy, and didn't notice in the news, any thing
about his passing, that was about the time, I decided to start my new
line of work, as a guru / yogi / swami. This will be my first attempt
on explaining meditation techniques, of the Kama Sutra kind. It would
be my assumption, that at least, in public, he never got into this
area of meditative techniques.

As I'm always saying "we are not alone", here is an article for the
record. Thanks.
Astronomers on Verge of Finding Earth's Twin
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20080624/sc_space/astronomersonvergeoff...

Why do we focus on the intense erotic, sensual energies? These
energies help our brains expand outwards, to the cosmos। We have
brain
wave frequencies energies and energies coding structures that only
our
brains and nervous systems are able to interpret. Plants and animals
have them, as well. Molly cules have them, and understand them, as
well. If we synch our sexual activities with our brain wave
frequencies, we can link up our brains and nervous systems to other
people, to plants, to animals, and to other people living in our
universe.

As the linkups improve in intensity, with the longer we practice, we
can begin recieving information on other people and things living in
our universe।

Goals are not only these, but also, we can begin to understand any
one, on a more intimate, personal level, or levels, the more we
practice these meditational techniques।

What does that mean? It means, we can begin to understand what goes
on
in the minds of people, their feelings, their motivations, their
inclinations, their joys, their happinesses, their inner emotions,
that we can not normally clue into, given our levels of capabilities
for verbal and non-verbal communication।

We can begin to see more deeply into the minds of others and little
by
little, we can understand what makes them behave the way they behave।
It becomes instantaneous, or nearly instantaneous, our insights into
the behavior of others, as we gain more practice.

People's brains are always in a communicating outwardsly mode। So are
the brains of plants and animals. Our brains are also always in a
communicating inwardsly mode, recieving and deciphering information
from external sources. So are the brains and nervous systems of
plants
and animals.

These meditational excercises help us to live more in harmony with
our
environment, as we practice them from day to day।

Techniques
When focusing on the intense, erotic, sexual energies, try to
understand, who is this person we are engaged in meditational
activities with। Do not use your brain, so much, as you should use
your dick, if you are a male, or your cunt, if you are a female. If
you use other body parts to connect to your partners, use those body
parts, and try to funnel or channel an understanding of the person,
through those connected body parts.

As you focus, and as you try to use the 'brains' in your dick, or the
'brains' in your cunt, to understand the person, better, you will
begin to get wave after wave of information on what it is that makes
that person, tick, or, what motivates that person। This will help you
to build a stronger relationship with that person, as you will come
to
know each other on deeper, more meaningful levels.

You will also, as a result, become more attuned to others living in
your environment, and you'll begin to get along with people, much
better than you did before।

There are higher level techniques I can discuss, but I will not
discuss them, as people need to understand the basics, first। After
years of practice, I can then introduce people to advanced
meditational techniques.

In the Nichiren religions, as well as in many other religions, when
you chant, or sing in choirs, or when you pray hare krishna hare
rama,
or when you whirl about, in a spiral spin, as the whirling dirvishes
do in Sufism, you are syncopating your life with frequencies, or
syncopations in our universe, and getting your life into a 'grove',
or
into "harmony", as every one says, and as a result, your life will
hopefully go better for you।

To what extent you accumulate fortune, is probably not a relevant
question, as you do not accumulate any thing।

You synchronize your life, and that is that, and your life goes
better, hopefully। Shit still can happen, but if you are diligent
enough, you can some times avoid it.

My religious taichi prayer practice, yoga prayer practice, kama sutra
style meditational sexual activities prayer practice, and my chanting
Oum, or Om Mane Padme Um, or Nam Mya Fa Lin Wua Ching, or Nam Myo Ho
Ren Ge Kyo, or Nam Myeo Ho Ren Ge Kyeo, all do the same thing.
This is, and other religious activities such as other meditational
practices, are the basis for my religious life।

Any one can practice these things। They do not need to join a
religion, but it helps if you practice with others. A mandala is a
useful tool, as it also helps to synchronize your life. You can also
pray to the genitalia of males, or of females, or of hermaphrodites,
and you can synchronize your brain, and your life, very easily,
especially, when sexing, and when the sex energies are at a high
level.

Sexing releases large volumes of purifying energies, that also
synchronize your life, with that of this universe. It is very
complex,
as there are many synchronicities to become 'in synch' with.
Music helps you to get into synch with the synchronicities of our
universe। Mindful sex activities, for long hours, for many days at a
time, also help you to synchronize yourself.

You can synchronize your self effectively, in many ways, but if you
participate in sex, and these other religious activities, and sex is
a
religious activity as it purifies your life, and purifies your karma,
and puts you into synch with the life of this universe, you will
accelerate the synchronizing processes, and purify your karma,
rapidly।

We are loaded with karma of all kinds। It can be very distressing,
for
people, of course. However, practicing to synchronize your life, will
help you to escape the more unpleasant levels of suffereing, that you
may other wise, encounter, if you do not synchronize your life, on a
daily, if possible, basis.

There are other ways, to synchronize your life, that are just as
effective, such as ballet, gymnastics, swimming, running, jogging,
paced walking, skiing, skating, horse riding and jumping, yogic
breathing exercises, Japanese Zen Archery training, Mui Thai kick
boxing, karate, singing, dancing, and even sleeping।

Doing nothing, merely reading books, for example, or eating, or
thinking, watching tv, or talking chatter, arguing, fighting,
chaotically warring, will lead people to de-synchronize themselves.
This will lead to chaos and confusion, sickness, ill health, and
suffering, in a person's life, in time.
It is time to rethink what we do, on a daily basis, and it is time to
begin spending more quality time, resynching ourselves, sexing and
purifying or straightening out our karma.

Tantric Sex Love Male Female Unifying Exercises
We start out with, the male's head between the legs up against and
touching firmly the female cunt face or cunt wall, firmly placed and
held against the labia folds
In the first exercise, with the female's cunt up close and firmly
against the male's head, the female senses through her cunt, every
thing she can. She adjusts her sexual arousal levels to the highest.
That means, she masturbates on the head of the male who's head is in
between her legs, touching her cunt. The increased sex energies will
have an effect on the male's nervous system and brain, and there will
be much feed back to the female's cunt. The feedback should give her
information about the male, that perhaps, she possibly never knew
about before.

Reverse To Butthole
The female must, after a while, reverse to her butt hole, and place
it
as firmly as possible against the male's head. Eroticize your
butthole
by masturbating with it against the male's head. Sense what you can
sense, through your butt hole brains systems.

Feet To Head
With both feet, place them on the male's head, and keep them there,
and try to see if you can eroticize your feet, as you massage the
bottoms of them, against the male's head. Try to sense any thing you
can, useing the feet brains systems.

Hands To Head
Do the same as with the feet, but with the hands.

Tits To Head
Do the same as explained, but with the tits.

Butt Cheeks To Head
Do the same as explained, but with the butt cheeks.

Back Of Head To Head
Use the back of your head, and massage it against the male's head,
and
sense with the back of head brain systems, what you can sense. Use
the
other parts of your head, that is, your face, lips, tounge, ears,
nose, cheeks, forehead, neck, chest, breasts more fully, and sense
with all your brain sense organs in each one of these organs.
You can switch, and vary this exercise in numerous ways. In all
exercises, the female uses her brain sense organs in each of her
organs she uses, to try and further understand more about the male
and
his ego, his ambitions, his desires, his lusts, his hates, and so
forth. Do not be surprised at what you might feel coming at you
through your sense organs. If you tie in your main brain with your
sensing with your organs and your brain systems in the organs, you
will get much out of the exercise, and in time, you'll become more
sensitive to males' energies.

Back To Back
The female places her back up against the back of the male, as he
lays
with his back turned towards the female. She senses what there is to
sense, keying in her mental meditative skills, with her back organ
brain systems.

Legs To Legs
The female places her back of her legs against the back of the legs
of
the male, who is laying turned away from her. Do as in the above.
Sense with your legs' brain systems in your legs and try to
understand
with your main brain, meditatively, more than you could normally
understand about the person. The sense images with information on the
person will come into your brain, through your organs' brain sense
systems.

Straddle Male's Tummy / Chest
Slightly above the male's belly button, the female places her cunt
hole, as she stradles the belly of the male. Energies will rise up
from the male's body, and enter the female's body. The longer the
female sits on the male's body, the more turned on she will become.
Do
the organs brain systems meditative sense routines to explore the
person's psyche. You can change sensing organs from your cunt to your
butt hole, and you'll get different insights into the person's
psyche.

Straddle Male's Back / Torso
Half way up the back, the female seats herself with her cunt in
contact with the male's back। Conduct the meditative excercises just
as explained above for the male's tummy / chest excercise. The
straddle excercises can go on for up to several hours, depending on
the patience of the male. The longer the female sits, the more
intense
will her experience be.