THE UNANSWERED QUESTION IS ANSWERED!
Son of MAN
Christ abideth for ever: and how sayest thou, The Son of man must be lifted
up? who is this Son of man?
I AM THE SON OF MAN!
35: Then Jesus said unto them, Yet a little while is the light with you.
Walk while ye have the light, lest darkness come upon you: for he that
walketh in darkness knoweth not whither he goeth.
36: While ye have light, believe in the light, that ye may be the children
of light. These things spake Jesus, and departed, and did hide himself from
them.
JESUS IS THE CHRIST, THE SON OF THE LIVING GOD!
Matthew:16:15: He saith unto them, But whom say ye that I am?
16: And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the
living God.
17: And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Bar-jona:
for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is
in heaven.
18: And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will
build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
19: And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and
whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever
thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.
20: Then charged he his disciples that they should tell no man that he was
Jesus the Christ.
THE LIVING GOD :
1Timothy:3:15: But if I tarry long, that thou mayest know how thou oughtest
to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living
God, the pillar and ground of the truth.
16: And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was
manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit,
I KNOW BUDDHA IS OUR LORD!
I KNOW EVERYONE IS MY LORD!
I AM UNCEASINGLY DEVOTED TO MY LORD!
I LOVE MY LORD UNCEASINGLY!
JESUS IS THE LORD OF LORDS!
I KNOW I AM A KING!
JESUS IS THE KING OF KINGS!
I AM GOD!
I AM LIVING!
I AM A LIVING GOD!
SPV IS A LIVING GOD!
Hebrews:12:25: See that ye refuse not him that speaketh. For if they escaped
not who refused him that spake on earth, much more shall not we escape, if
we turn away from him that speaketh from heaven:
26: Whose voice then shook the earth: but now he hath promised, saying, Yet
once more I shake not the earth only, but also heaven.
Revelation:6:13: And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig
tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
1Corinthians:15:41: There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the
moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another
star in glory.
Jude:1:13: Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering
stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever.
Revelation:8:11: And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third
part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because
they were made bitter.
Revelation:9:1: And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from
heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
Revelation:12:1: And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman
clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown
of twelve stars:
Revelation:12:4: And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven,
and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which
was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
Revelation:22:16: I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these
things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the
bright and morning star.
deadman52
Trust me and just read Franny and Zooey by J.D. Salinger.
Joey
P.S. If you don't trust me, just skip to the end of the book.
Jeremy Franke
Anyway, give me four thousand years, a couple dozen civilizations, and a few
armies and I will cook up a bible, complete with scriptures, god(s), angels,
a few fanciful stories, miracles aplenty, martyrs, and the like. It's just a
matter of time.
The bible is nothing more than a extremely drawn out game of "telephone".
"Jesus likes apples, pass it on", becomes, "Jesus is the son" two thousands
years later.
Grow up and start quoting your own scripture. Make it up if you have to.
Jeremy
Xaonon
Franke <nos...@fido.ca> teithant i thiw hin:
> Anyway, give me four thousand years, a couple dozen civilizations, and a
> few armies and I will cook up a bible, complete with scriptures, god(s),
> angels, a few fanciful stories, miracles aplenty, martyrs, and the like.
> It's just a matter of time.
>
> The bible is nothing more than a extremely drawn out game of "telephone".
> "Jesus likes apples, pass it on", becomes, "Jesus is the son" two
> thousands years later.
You're telling us this, in alt.atheism? Well, I'm glad you're around to tell
us these things. I doubt the other two groups you randomly crossposted to
appreciate it any more.
--
Xaonon, EAC Chief of Mad Scientists and informal BAAWA, aa #1821, Kibo #: 1
Visit The Nexus Of All Coolness (a.k.a. my site) at http://xaonon.cjb.net/
"No more gods, no more faith, no more timid holding back. The future belongs
to posthumanity." -- Max More
Son of MAN
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> On Thu, 6 Dec 2001 02:28:53 -0500, "Dopey" <bco...@bellsouth.net>
> wrote:
>
> >I KNOW BUDDHA IS OUR LORD!
> >I KNOW EVERYONE IS MY LORD!
> stop using capitals! I, your lord, commands so!
> >I AM UNCEASINGLY DEVOTED TO MY LORD!
> >I LOVE MY LORD UNCEASINGLY!
> >JESUS IS THE LORD OF LORDS!
> >I KNOW I AM A KING!
> those kingly illusions, Dopey.
My lord, you do not know what you are saying!
You are not God!
I am God!
1Corinthians:14:25: And thus are the secrets of his heart made manifest; and
so falling down on his face he will worship God, and report that God is in
you of a truth.
Revelation:19:10: And I fell at his feet to worship him. And he said unto
me, See thou do it not: I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren that
have the testimony of Jesus: worship God: for the testimony of Jesus is the
spirit of prophecy.
Revelation:19:13: And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his
name is called The Word of God.
GOD IS THE WORD OF GOD!
I AM THE WORD OF GOD!
Revelation:19:16: And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name
written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
JESUS IS THE LORD!
1Corinthians:12:3: Wherefore I give you to understand, that no man speaking
by the Spirit of God calleth Jesus accursed: and that no man can say that
Jesus is the Lord, but by the Holy Ghost.
John:3:6: That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born
of the Spirit is spirit.
Heb:11:3: Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the
word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do
appear.
1Peter:1:23: Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of
incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.
2Peter:3:5: For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God
the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the
water:
Hebrew:11:3: Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the
word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do
appear.
2Peter:3:6: Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water,
perished:
7: But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept
in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of
ungodly men.
8: But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the
Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
9: The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count
slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should
perish, but that all should come to repentance.
10: But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which
the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt
with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be
burned up.
11: Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of
persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
12: Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the
heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with
fervent heat?
13: Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a
new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness.
Revelation:21:1: And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first
heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.
2: And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of
heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
3: And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of
God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people,
and God himself shall be with them, and be their God.
I AM THE LIVING GOD!
Deut:5:26: For who is there of all flesh, that hath heard the voice of the
living God speaking out of the midst of the fire, as we have, and lived?
Josh:3:10: And Joshua said, Hereby ye shall know that the living God is
among you, and that he will without fail drive out from before you the
Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Hivites, and the Perizzites, and the
Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Jebusites.
2Kgs:19:4: It may be the LORD thy God will hear all the words of Rab-shakeh,
whom the king of Assyria his master hath sent to reproach the living God;
and will reprove the words which the LORD thy God hath heard: wherefore lift
up thy prayer for the remnant that are left.
2Kgs:19:16: LORD, bow down thine ear, and hear: open, LORD, thine eyes, and
see: and hear the words of Sennacherib, which hath sent him to reproach the
living God.
Ps:42:2: My soul thirsteth for God, for the living God: when shall I come
and appear before God?
Ps:84:2: My soul longeth, yea, even fainteth for the courts of the LORD: my
heart and my flesh crieth out for the living God.
Isa:37:4: It may be the LORD thy God will hear the words of Rabshakeh, whom
the king of Assyria his master hath sent to reproach the living God, and
will reprove the words which the LORD thy God hath heard: wherefore lift up
thy prayer for the remnant that is left.
Isa:37:17: Incline thine ear, O LORD, and hear; open thine eyes, O LORD, and
see: and hear all the words of Sennacherib, which hath sent to reproach the
living God.
Jer:10:10: But the LORD is the true God, he is the living God, and an
everlasting king: at his wrath the earth shall tremble, and the nations
shall not be able to abide his indignation.
Jer:23:36: And the burden of the LORD shall ye mention no more: for every
man's word shall be his burden; for ye have perverted the words of the
living God, of the LORD of hosts our God.
Hosea:1:10: Yet the number of the children of Israel shall be as the sand of
the sea, which cannot be measured nor numbered; and it shall come to pass,
that in the place where it was said unto them, Ye are not my people, there
it shall be said unto them, Ye are the sons of the living God.
WORSHIP ME!
BE MY SONS!
> "I hereby nominate Dopey, the son of man, for the Loony award of 2001"
Son of MAN
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i am god
i have no sons
matthew:12:50: for whosoever shall do the will of my father which is in
heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.
mark:3:35: for whosoever shall do the will of god, the same is my brother,
and my sister, and mother.
god does the will of my father
my father is greater than i
my father is greater than all
john:10:29: my father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man
is able to pluck them out of my father's hand.
30: and he said, whereunto shall we liken the kingdom of god? or with what
comparison shall we compare it?
31: it is like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth,
is less than all the seeds that be in the earth:
32: but when it is sown, it groweth up, and becometh greater than all herbs,
and shooteth out great branches; so that the fowls of the air may lodge
under the shadow of it.
luke:8:11: now the parable is this: the seed is the word of god.
matthew:13:37: he that soweth the good seed is the son of man;
2corinthians:9:6: but this I say, he which soweth sparingly shall reap also
sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully.
galations:6:7: be not deceived; god is not mocked: for whatsoever a man
soweth, that shall he also reap.
john:3:6: that which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born
of the spirit is spirit.
galatians:6:8: for he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap
corruption; but he that soweth to the spirit shall of the spirit reap life
everlasting.
john:6:63: it is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing:
the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.
1corinthians:2:14: but the natural man receiveth not the things of the
spirit of god: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them,
because they are spiritually discerned.
2peter:2:12: but these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and
destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall
utterly perish in their own corruption;
jude:1:10: but these speak evil of those things which they know not: but
what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those things they corrupt
themselves.
everyone will be god
psalms:78:31: the wrath of god came upon them, and slew the fattest of them,
and smote down the chosen men of israel.
matthew:27:42: he saved others; himself he cannot save. if he be the king of
israel, let him now come down from the cross, and we will believe him.
mark:15:32: let christ the king of israel descend now from the cross, that
we may see and believe. and they that were crucified with him reviled him.
john:1:49: nathanael answered and saith unto him, rabbi, thou art the son of
god; thou art the king of israel.
john:12:13: took branches of palm trees, and went forth to meet him, and
cried, hosanna: blessed is the king of israel that cometh in the name of the
lord.
revelation:3:12: him that overcometh will i make a pillar in the temple of
my god, and he shall go no more out: and i will write upon him the name of
my god, and the name of the city of my god, which is new jerusalem, which
cometh down out of heaven from my god: and i will write upon him my new
name.
revelation:21:2: and i john saw the holy city, new jerusalem, coming down
from god out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
revelation:21:10: and he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high
mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out
of heaven from god,
11: having the glory of god: and her light was like unto a stone most
precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal;
psalms:19:1: the heavens declare the glory of god; and the firmament sheweth
his handywork.
proverbs:25:2: it is the glory of god to conceal a thing: but the honour of
kings is to search out a matter.
everyone is thy lord!
love thy lord!
be devoted to thy lord!
whoever knows that jesus is the lord of lords is a king!
whoever knows that jesus is the king of kings is god!
there is no such name given to jesus : god of gods.
the only names given to jesus :
revelation:19:13: and he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his
name is called the word of god.
revelation:19:16: and he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name
written, king of kings, and lord of lords.
psalms:136:3: give thanks to the lord of lords: for his mercy endureth for
ever.
daniel:11:36: and the king shall do according to his will; and he shall
exalt himself, and magnify himself above every god, and shall speak
marvellous things against the god of gods, and shall prosper till the
indignation be accomplished: for that that is determined shall be done.
deuteronomy:10:17: for the lord your god is god of gods, and lord of lords,
a great god, a mighty, and a terrible, which regardeth not persons, nor
taketh reward:
joshua:22:22: the lord god of gods, the lord god of gods, he knoweth, and
israel he shall know; if it be in rebellion, or if in transgression against
the lord, (save us not this day,)
joshua:22:24: and if we have not rather done it for fear of this thing,
saying, in time to come your children might speak unto our children, saying,
what have ye to do with the lord god of israel?
25: for the lord hath made jordan a border between us and you, ye children
of reuben and children of gad; ye have no part in the lord: so shall your
children make our children cease from fearing the lord.
26: therefore we said, let us now prepare to build us an altar, not for
burnt offering, nor for sacrifice:
27: but that it may be a witness between us, and you, and our generations
after us, that we might do the service of the lord before him with our burnt
offerings, and with our sacrifices, and with our peace offerings; that your
children may not say to our children in time to come, ye have no part in the
lord.
28: therefore said we, that it shall be, when they should so say to us or to
our generations in time to come, that we may say again, behold the pattern
of the altar of the lord, which our fathers made, not for burnt offerings,
nor for sacrifices; but it is a witness between us and you.
daniel:2:47: the king answered unto daniel, and said, of a truth it is, that
your god is a god of gods, and a lord of kings, and a revealer of secrets,
seeing thou couldest reveal this secret.
psalms:136:2: o give thanks unto the god of gods: for his mercy endureth for
ever.
jesus is not the god of gods!
buddha, the father, is the god of gods!
the father is greater than i!
the father is almighty by unsurpassed wisdom and knowledge!
the father is the omnipotent god!
there is no mention of the word omnipotent in the old testament!
there is no mention of the holy ghost in the old testament!
because buddha was not yet enlightened!
revelation:19:6: and i heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and
as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying,
alleluia: for the lord god omnipotent reigneth.
buddha is our lord
revelation:11:15: and the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices
in heaven, saying, the kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our
lord, and of his christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever.
i am god
john:10:34: jesus answered them, is it not written in your law, i said, ye
are gods?
revelation:12:10: and i heard a loud voice saying in heaven, now is come
salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our god, and the power of his
christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them
before our god day and night.
psalms:82:6: i have said, ye are gods; and all of you are children of the
most high.
Aganna sutta, words spoken by the enlightened one in the time before christ
:
9. 'he whose faith in the buddha is steady, established and firm, a
faith not to be destroyed by any recluse or brahman, by any heavenly being,
or mara or brahma, or anyone in the world, can say : "i am a true son of the
master, born from his mouth, born of the dhamma, created by the dhamma, heir
of the dhamma."
10. 'how so? because these are the names tantamount to the tathagata : "the
dhamma-body" and, "of the highest", and "of the same nature as dhamma", and
"of the same nature as the highest".
luke:6:35: love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing
again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the
highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil.
matthew:18:10: take heed that ye despise not one of these little ones; for i
say unto you, that in heaven their angels do always behold the face of my
father which is in heaven.
2corinthians:3:7: but if the ministration of death, written and engraven in
stones, was glorious, so that the children of israel could not stedfastly
behold the face of moses for the glory of his countenance; which glory was
to be done away:
8: how shall not the ministration of the spirit be rather glorious?
9: for if the ministration of condemnation be glory, much more doth the
ministration of righteousness exceed in glory.
10: for even that which was made glorious had no glory in this respect, by
reason of the glory that excelleth.
11: for if that which is done away was glorious, much more that which
remaineth is glorious.
12: seeing then that we have such hope, we use great plainness of speech:
13: and not as moses, which put a vail over his face, that the children of
israel could not stedfastly look to the end of that which is abolished:
14: but their minds were blinded: for until this day remaineth the same vail
untaken away in the reading of the old testament; which vail is done away in
christ.
15: but even unto this day, when moses is read, the vail is upon their
heart.
16: nevertheless when it shall turn to the lord, the vail shall be taken
away.
17: now the lord is that spirit: and where the spirit of the lord is, there
is liberty.
18: but we all, with open face beholding as in a glass the glory of the
lord, are changed into the same image from glory to glory, even as by the
spirit of the lord.
revelation:14:14: and i looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud
one sat like unto the son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in
his hand a sharp sickle.
15: and another angel came out of the temple, crying with a loud voice to
him that sat on the cloud, thrust in thy sickle, and reap: for the time is
come for thee to reap; for the harvest of the earth is ripe.
16: and he that sat on the cloud thrust in his sickle on the earth; and the
earth was reaped.
17: And another angel came out of the temple which is in heaven, he also
having a sharp sickle.
18: And another angel came out from the altar, which had power over fire;
and cried with a loud cry to him that had the sharp sickle, saying, thrust
in thy sharp sickle, and gather the clusters of the vine of the earth; for
her grapes are fully ripe.
19: and the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine
of the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God.
revelation:13:13 and he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come
down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,
one to reap the angels, and another to reap the ungodly!
matthew:7:22: many will say to me in that day, lord, lord, have we not
prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy
name done many wonderful works?
23: and then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye
that work iniquity.
mark:9:38: and john answered him, saying, master, we saw one casting out
devils in thy name, and he followeth not us: and we forbad him, because he
followeth not us.
luke:9:49: and john answered and said, master, we saw one casting out devils
in thy name; and we forbad him, because he followeth not with us.
buddhists follow jesus
mark:14:51: and there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth
cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:
52: and he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.
acts:18:18: and paul after this tarried there yet a good while, and then
took his leave of the brethren, and sailed thence into syria, and with him
priscilla and aquila; having shorn his head in cenchrea: for he had a vow.
paul was buddhist and christian
i am buddhist and christian
christian loves everyone
buddhists love everyone
christian does the will of my father
buddhists do the will of my father
john:14:21: he that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that
loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my father, and i will
love him, and will manifest myself to him.
john:21:20: then peter, turning about, seeth the disciple whom jesus loved
following; which also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, lord, which
is he that betrayeth thee?
21: peter seeing him saith to jesus, lord, and what shall this man do?
22: jesus saith unto him, if i will that he tarry till i come, what is that
to thee? follow thou me.
23: then went this saying abroad among the brethren, that that disciple
should not die: yet jesus said not unto him, he shall not die; but, if i
will that he tarry till i come, what is that to thee?
24: this is the disciple which testifieth of these things, and wrote these
things: and we know that his testimony is true.
25: and there are also many other things which jesus did, the which, if they
should be written every one, i suppose that even the world itself could not
contain the books that should be written. amen.
john:16:12: i have yet many things to say unto you, but ye cannot bear them
now.
13: howbeit when he, the spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into
all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear,
that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.
14: he shall glorify me: for he shall receive of mine, and shall shew it
unto you.
15: all things that the father hath are mine: therefore said i, that he
shall take of mine, and shall shew it unto you.
16: a little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and
ye shall see me, because i go to the father.
17: then said some of his disciples among themselves, what is this that he
saith unto us, a little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little
while, and ye shall see me: and, because i go to the father?
18: they said therefore, what is this that he saith, a little while? we
cannot tell what he saith.
19: now jesus knew that they were desirous to ask him, and said unto them,
do ye enquire among yourselves of that i said, a little while, and ye shall
not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me?
20: verily, verily, i say unto you, that ye shall weep and lament, but the
world shall rejoice: and ye shall be sorrowful, but your sorrow shall be
turned into joy.
i am god
i am the son of man
i am like unto the Son of man
revelation:1:13: and in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto
the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the
paps with a golden girdle.
james:1:12: blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is
tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the lord hath promised to
them that love him.
Wormwood
John:12:34: Ye sucka's answer'd him, We gots' heard out uh ye law dat
Christ abided for ever: and how sayest dou, Ye Son uh dude must be lifted
waaay waaay down? who had been said t' be dis Son uh dude?
ah' AM THE SON OF MAN!
35: Den Jesus said unto dem, Yet some little while had been said t' be
ye light wid dee.
Walk while ye gots' ye light, lest darkness mosey on waaay down upon
you: for he dat
walked in darkness knowed not whida' he goed.
36: While ye gots' light, recon' in ye light, dat ye may be ye children
uh light. Dese dings spake Jesus, and departed, and didst hide himself
from
dem.
JESUS IS THE CHRIST, THE SON OF THE LIVING GOD! Right on! Right on!
Right on! So's say ah'.
Matdew:16:15: Dat same brave soul said unto dem, But whom say ye dat
I's gots'ta be?
16: And Simon Peta' answer'd and said, Dou art ye Christ, ye Son uh de
livin' God.
17: And Jesus answer'd and said unto him, Blessed art dou, Simon
Bar-jona:
for flesh and blood had not revealed it unto dee, but mine own Fada'
which is
in heaven. Slap mah fro!
18: And ah' say also's unto dee, Dat dou art Peta', and upon dis rock
ah' will
build mine own church; and ye gates uh hell shall not prevail against
it. Slap mah fro! Right on! Right on! Right on! So's say ah'.
19: And ah' shalt give unto dee ye keys uh ye royal jesterdom uh
heaven: and
whatsoeva' dou shalt bind on eard shall be bound in heaven: and
whatsoever
dou shalt loose on eard shall be loosed in heaven.
20: Den charged he his disciples dat dey should tell no dude dat he was
Jesus ye Christ. Ah be baaad... Ah be baaad...
THE LIVING GOD :
1Timody:3:15: But if ah' tarry eternal, dat dou mayest know how dou
oughtest
to behave dyself in ye crib uh God, which had been said t' be ye church
uh ye living
God, ye pillar and ground uh ye God's word. Let no dude doubt dis trud!
16: And widout contro'ersy grfeed da bros had been said t' be ye mystery
uh godliness: God was
manifest in ye flesh, justified in ye Spirit,
ah' KNOW BUDDHA IS OUR LORD! Right on! Right on! Right on! Forsood!
Right on! Sheeeiit. Slap mah fro!
ah' KNOW EVERYONE IS MY LORD! Right on! Right on! Right on! Let no dude
doubt dis trud! Right on! Right on! Right on! Ya' know? Sheeeiit.
ah' AM UNCEASINGLY DEVOTED TO MY LORD!
ah' LOVE MY LORD UNCEASINGLY! Right on! Slap mah fro! Right on! Right
on! Dude! Right on! Right on! Right on! Slap mah fro!
JESUS IS THE LORD OF LORDS!
ah' KNOW ah' AM Some KING!
JESUS IS THE KING OF KINGS!
ah' AM GOD!
ah' AM LIVING! Right on! Right on! Right on! Slap mah fro!
ah' AM Some LIVING GOD!
SPV IS Some LIVING GOD! Right on! Right on! Right on! Forsood!
Hebrews:12:25: See dat ye refuse not him dat speaked. For if dey escaped
not who refused him dat spake on eard, much more shall not we escape, if
we turn away fum him dat speaked fum heaven:
26: Whose voice den shook ye eard: but now he had promised, sayin', Yet
once more ah' shake not ye eard only, but also's heaven.
Revelashun:6:13: And ye stars uh heaven fell unto ye eard, even as some
fig
tree casted ha' untimely figs, when she had been said t' be shaken uh
some mighty wind.
1Corindians:15:41: Dere had been said t' be one glory uh ye celestial
sphere, and anoda' glory uh de
moon, and anoda' glory uh ye stars: for one star differed fum anoder
star in glory. Let no dude doubt dis trud! Right on! Right on! Right on!
Forsood!
Jude:1:13: Ragin' waves uh ye sea, foamin' out deir own shame; wandering
stars, t' whom had been said t' be reserved ye blackness uh darkness for
eva'. So's say ah'.
Revelashun:8:11: And ye dojigga' uh ye star had been said t' be called
Wormwood: and ye dird
part uh ye waters became wormwood; and many dudes died uh ye waters,
because
dey wuz made bitta'.
Revelashun:9:1: And ye fifd angel sounded, and ah' saw some star fall
from
heaven unto ye eard: and t' him had oft been consider'd t' be given ye
key uh ye bottomless pit.
Revelashun:12:1: And dere appeared some grfeed da bros wonda' in heaven;
some fair maiden
cloded wid ye celestial sphere, and ye moon unda' ha' feet, and upon ha'
'haid some crown
uh twelve stars:
Revelashun:12:4: And his tail drew ye dird part uh ye stars uh heaven,
and didst cast dem t' ye eard: and ye dragon stood before ye fair
maiden which
wuz ready t' be deliver'd, for t' devour ha' child as soon as it had oft
been consider'd t' be born.
Revelashun:22:16: ah' Jesus gots' sent mine own angel t' testify unto
dee dese
dings in ye churches. I's gots'ta be ye root and ye offsprin' uh David,
and de
bright and mornin' star.
--
_Son_of_Satan
-Wormwood-
"Yer soul has a hole in it, and I am here to fuck it!"
Son of MAN
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It's nice to see the LORD having some fun for a change.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Exodus:35:3: Ye shall kindle no fire throughout your habitations upon the
sabbath day.
Numbers:15:32: And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they
found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day.
33: And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and
Aaron, and unto all the congregation.
34: And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be
done to him.
35: And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all
the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.
36: And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him
with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses.
37: And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
38: Speak unto the children of Israel, and bid them that they make them
fringes in the borders of their garments throughout their generations, and
that they put upon the fringe of the borders a ribband of blue:
SOUNDS LIKE ALLAH, DON'T IT?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
39: And it shall be unto you for a fringe, that ye may look upon it, and
remember all the commandments of the LORD, and do them; and that ye seek not
after your own heart and your own eyes, after which ye use to go a whoring:
40: That ye may remember, and do all my commandments, and be holy unto your
God.
41: I am the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, to
be your God: I am the LORD your God.
The LORD can KISS MY ASS!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I AM THE LIVING GOD!
Exodus:20:13: Thou shalt not kill.
Deuteronomy:5:17: Thou shalt not kill.
Matthew:24:46: Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall
find so doing.
47: Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods.
48: But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth
his coming;
49: And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with
the drunken;
50: The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for
him, and in an hour that he is not aware of,
51: And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the
hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
MUHAMMED WAS A MURDERER! NOT ONLY OF THE BODY! BUT OF THE TRUTH WHICH HE
KILLED IN THOSE WHO BELIEVED THAT A NINE YEAR OLD CHILD FUCKING PERVERTED
DRUNK COULD *EVER* BE A MAN OF GOD!
Brian Holly
> The bible is nothing more than a extremely drawn out game of "telephone".
> "Jesus likes apples, pass it on", becomes, "Jesus is the son" two thousands
> years later.
>
Liam Slater
> John:12:34: The people answered him, We have heard out of the law that
> Christ abideth for ever: and how sayest thou, The Son of man must be
lifted
> up? who is this Son of man?
There is a far easier way to prove this than random quotes. This is
supposedly the ulitmate question of likfe, the universe and everything yes?
Therefore we know the answer to be 42, we must write down every verse 42 and
then see if any of the words will be jumbled into a usable sentance then we
will have the answer.
Liam Slater
Andrew C.
wrote:
The cheesemakers? What's so special about the cheesemakers?
Son of MAN
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THEY ARE ASSHOLES!
God
Tim
Without them there would be no cheese!
I guess that's it, unless you can think of something else that all cheesemakers have in common?
Buckler
Well, they DO make cheese...can't do without cheese.
Buckler
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Christopher A. Lee
>On Fri, 07 Dec 2001 09:05:44 +0800, Andrew C. <email@dress> wrote:
>
>>On 6 Dec 2001 10:45:51 -0800, bhol...@hotmail.com (Brian Holly)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>"Jeremy Franke" <nos...@fido.ca> wrote in message news:<YwGP7.28491$nm3.1...@news1.rdc1.bc.home.com>...
>>>> The bible is nothing more than a extremely drawn out game of "telephone".
>>>> "Jesus likes apples, pass it on", becomes, "Jesus is the son" two thousands
>>>> years later.
>>>>
>>>I thought it was, "Blessed are the cheesemakers." - Brian
>>
>>The cheesemakers? What's so special about the cheesemakers?
>
>Well, they DO make cheese...can't do without cheese.
Ask Wallace.
Heathen Bastard
bhol...@hotmail.com (Brian Holly) wrote:
"Follow the gourd!"
--
// "If you're not part of the solution, then I'll \\
\\ just get a stronger solvent." --Me //
\\===\\ Heathen Bastard: BAAWA Knight, //===//
\\===\\ cussard extraordinaire, certified loon //===//
Heathen Bastard
of MAN" <bco...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
No, actually assholes are those sphinchters that mammals posess to pass
excreta and criters like yourself (also know as 'anuses').
Cheesemakers make a substance know as 'cheese' - which, despite being a
form of spoiled milk tastes pretty good.
Buckler
Grommit was busy, so I'll have to believe you there.
Tim
> In article <be10efa2.01120...@posting.google.com>,
> bhol...@hotmail.com (Brian Holly) wrote:
>
> > "Jeremy Franke" <nos...@fido.ca> wrote in message
> > news:<YwGP7.28491$nm3.1...@news1.rdc1.bc.home.com>...
> > > The bible is nothing more than a extremely drawn out game of
> > > "telephone".
> > > "Jesus likes apples, pass it on", becomes, "Jesus is the son" two
> > > thousands
> > > years later.
> > >
> > I thought it was, "Blessed are the cheesemakers." - Brian
>
> "Follow the gourd!"
No! Let us gather shoes together!
Andrew C.
<heathen...@heathenbastard.com> wrote:
>In article <be10efa2.01120...@posting.google.com>,
>bhol...@hotmail.com (Brian Holly) wrote:
>
>> "Jeremy Franke" <nos...@fido.ca> wrote in message
>> news:<YwGP7.28491$nm3.1...@news1.rdc1.bc.home.com>...
>> > The bible is nothing more than a extremely drawn out game of
>> > "telephone".
>> > "Jesus likes apples, pass it on", becomes, "Jesus is the son" two
>> > thousands
>> > years later.
>> >
>> I thought it was, "Blessed are the cheesemakers." - Brian
>
>
>"Follow the gourd!"
well, someone gets YOUR joke, none get mine.
All i have is:
Without cheesemakers you have no cheese. Or some other such nonsense.
More inspired by Wallace & Grommit than Monty P.
Brian Holly
He means it generally, to apply to all manufacturers of dairy products.
Thomas P.
Photographers could not do their work without cheese.
Thomas P.
Freud was his mother's own, little sig.
Frank Downey
"Brian Holly" <bhol...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Jesus was from Vermont?
<G>
Frank
Son of MAN
Jeremy is my Lord!
"Jeremy Franke" <nos...@fido.ca> wrote in message
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Al Klein
"... for they shall inherit the mold."
--
Al - rukbat at optonline dot net
Rosa Williams
I wondered if anyone would remember that follow-up. :)
-- April (Blessed are the dieters, for they shall inhibit their
girth...)
--
Rosa "April" Williams -- a.a. #1723
Official alt.atheism Curmudgeon
http://www.renaissoft.com/april/
Son of MAN
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> On Thu, 6 Dec 2001 08:22:20 -0500, "Son of MAN"
> >You are not God!
> >
> >I am God!
>
> children, everyone can play by changing a personality, from being
> 'you' to being 'I', from being 'the created man' to being 'the creator
> God', from being inferior to being superior, from imaginary loser to
> imaginary victor, and this ancient play of the ego will continue from
> one lifetime to another without end, so why bother to add such
> confusion to delusion, why not simply drop it and put an end to your
> evangelist 'work'?
Mt:13:37: He answered and said unto them, He that soweth the good seed is
the Son of man;
Mk:4:14: The sower soweth the word.
Jn:4:36: And he that reapeth receiveth wages, and gathereth fruit unto life
eternal: that both he that soweth and he that reapeth may rejoice together.
Jn:4:37: And herein is that saying true, One soweth, and another reapeth.
2Cor:9:6: But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also
sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully.
>
> Mahasanti
Jeremy Franke
on, what kind of nonsense is that? First of all, I can't sew, but if I
absolutely have to, I will.
Now about this raping, who exactly am I supposed to rape? How will I know?
When should I do it? I know- check the bible it's all in their, isn't it?
Man, you guys have all the answers. I bet the bible even has automobile
maintenance tips, of all things.
That's the best thing about the bible, one book, many answers; not all of
them coherent or truthful, but damnit they're all there! What a book!
Jeremy