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svanier

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Aug 28, 2004, 12:24:12 PM8/28/04
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****SPV.....I am doing good and why not take this business public. What
I need is a good woman to be with to help me. If I could only find a
good woman, but I want a woman that knows who I am. I don't like to
date woman that don't have a clue that I am just very ordinary. I am so
ordinary I became extra-ordinary. I am going to start the ordinary club
to find people that are a bit more awake and aware then the people
around me. I mean why go out with a woman that I do not affect at all
and who has no eyes to see or ears to hear. And last night the
bartender moves to where she could see me while she worked and she
stayed there all the time I was waiting for them to fix my dinner.

/*-9

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"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
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> ****SPV..... I am going to start the ordinary club

> to find people that are a bit more awake and aware then the people
> around me.

when i was in high school it was a familiar
tactic of the girls to hang out with other
girls who weren't as physically attractive as
they were thus in effect making themselves
look better all the while

what you need to do is to find the lowest trailer
trashy bottom of the barrel scumwads to hang out
with in order to make yourself look better.

oops, i just described you, didn't i?

oh well, nevermind.


Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
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> ****SPV.....I am doing good and why not take this business public. What
> I need is a good woman to be with to help me.

So you want to make it public that you are unloved and unpopular? I'm
afraid a lifetime of Freudian slips has already made that disclosure for
you, Varnisher.

> If I could only find a
> good woman, but I want a woman that knows who I am.

Since no one knows who you are, that means you are going to remain unloved
and unpopular, Varnisher. Of course, since you're so *ahem* "rich" you
could always go down to the red light district and rent some lovin' LOL!

> I don't like to date woman <snip>

Is this why you bring up the subject of gayness so often?

> I am so
> ordinary I became extra-ordinary.

Can someone translate that from k0oKsp3ak, please?

> I am going to start the ordinary club to find people that
> are a bit more awake

Hmmmm... the local meth lab perhaps? Do you have enough money for another
ounce of crank?

> I mean why go out with a woman that I do not affect at all
> and who has no eyes to see or ears to hear.

Because your best hope for love is a woman who is blind and deaf. HTH :)

> And last night the bartender

I thought you were a sober k0oK, Varnisher? Ah, the deceptions
continue.....

> moves to where she could see me while she worked and she
> stayed there all the time I was waiting for them to fix my dinner.

Delusion noted.

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"C.R. Osterwald" <r...@dev.null> wrote in message
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> In article <10j1s5f...@news.supernews.com>, Sovereign Sockpuppet©

> <s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote:
>
> > "svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
> > news:Lk2Yc.24$rU1....@news.uswest.net...
> > > ****SPV.....I am doing good and why not take this business public.
What
> > > I need is a good woman to be with to help me.
> >
> > So you want to make it public that you are unloved and unpopular? I'm
> > afraid a lifetime of Freudian slips has already made that disclosure for
> > you, Varnisher.
>
> Hey SS, I noticed that MinBrain is the one frogging you. What's up
> with that? Did you poke him one too many times?


Minnie Mouse? Heh... He's probably just miffed because I know how to
killfile him in such a way that I never see him no matter how often he
morphs. The only reason I saw his forgeries is because I highlight my alias
to make spotting replies easier. It's the first rule in my book and my Min
rules are 5 & 6, so they slipped through.

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svanier

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Aug 29, 2004, 10:11:35 AM8/29/04
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Sovereign Sockpuppet© wrote:

> "C.R. Osterwald" <r...@dev.null> wrote in message
> news:280820041523180811%r...@dev.null...
>
>>In article <10j1s5f...@news.supernews.com>, Sovereign Sockpuppet©
>><s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
>>>news:Lk2Yc.24$rU1....@news.uswest.net...
>>>
>>>>****SPV.....I am doing good and why not take this business public.
>
> What
>
>>>>I need is a good woman to be with to help me.
>>>
>>>So you want to make it public that you are unloved and unpopular? I'm
>>>afraid a lifetime of Freudian slips has already made that disclosure for
>>>you, Varnisher.
>>
>>Hey SS, I noticed that MinBrain is the one frogging you. What's up
>>with that? Did you poke him one too many times?
>
>
>
> Minnie Mouse? Heh... He's probably just miffed because I know how to
> killfile him in such a way that I never see him no matter how often he
> morphs.

*****SPV.......Look at the crybaby and he can't stand to read me but he
has to post about 4 posts each and every day just to let me know how
much he would like never to see me again all because of this thing known
as Jealousy. You see when all you can do is run someone down and say
nasty things about them you are jealous. This is jealous behavior and
why would you be jealous to me? You already said that anyone that
believes that crime is down is crazy. And it is so easy to look it up
at the FBI.org web page and here you are scared to go look because the
truth is there. And the fact that nobody reports it in the newspaper is
more proof that I am right and you are wrong.

And so you want me to go away so I don't rock your little world. You
know people like Ray scare you but people like me terrifies you because
I am the real thing and you can't stand that can you. You can't stand
the fact that I am more than you and can do more than you. And you make
me laugh because you don't even have the guts to use your real name.

Capn TrVth

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Aug 29, 2004, 10:17:51 AM8/29/04
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"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message news:pulYc.37

Hey Varnisher, do you still dry-hump your orbital sander?

-Cap'n TrVth


Parson Bob

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Aug 29, 2004, 10:50:01 AM8/29/04
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Varnisher wrote:

> And you make me laugh because you don't even have the guts to use your
real name.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

--
Parson Bob

"Hey, that's real fucking cute.
Tell me where you live so I can
come over and stick a knife in
your fucking throat mother-fucker!
You want to fuck around, let's get
together and see what kind of man
you are you; punk-ass bitch!"
(Sno...@excite.com melts down
after his momma crapped somewhere
and he "found the mother load")


svanier

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Sovereign Sockpuppet© wrote:

> "svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
> news:Lk2Yc.24$rU1....@news.uswest.net...
>
>>****SPV.....I am doing good and why not take this business public. What
>>I need is a good woman to be with to help me.
>
>
> So you want to make it public that you are unloved and unpopular? I'm
> afraid a lifetime of Freudian slips has already made that disclosure for
> you, Varnisher.


****SPV......You are so dense I am beginning to thing you are Frank, the
dumbest asshole in Texas. First, when you are single you are like a
magnet to women. Women can't stand a single man because.....Did you
seen Dune? I live where women are afraid to go. There is really a
place inside that women are afraid to go and when they look there they
will see me. Why? Because I am alone and this is something women can't
stand thus the need to be married. All the time the first thing a woman
wants to do is be married. A lot of men are like this also. The guy
that married my ex-wife was married before my ex-wife and then he left
my ex-wife because I am sure she was cheating on him and he married
another young gal just as soon as he could find her which was quick
because he has money. He couldn't stay unmarried five minutes.

So the first thing you do is remain single and you make a situation that
a woman can think about. And what better life is a family affair. A
family business is the most wholesome and attractive business there is.
A family business where the woman understands what the man is doing
and the man understand what the woman is doing to make the bread on the
table is the healthiest kind of business and love life there is as I see
it with clarity. It is the most attractive. You see a man and a woman
make up a whole. female is offset by male and male is offset by female.
And the interaction is always the best. That is why my best accounts
are with the wives of the lawyer or the loyal secretaries.

svanier

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Aug 29, 2004, 11:13:01 AM8/29/04
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Parson Bob wrote:

> Varnisher wrote:
>
>
>> And you make me laugh because you don't even have the guts to use your
>
> real name.
>
> Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
>

****SPV......Yes he is a cry baby. Are you of the same mind as me or
are you just against this crybaby.

svanier

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Aug 29, 2004, 11:23:48 AM8/29/04
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*****SPV......The sick depraved mind speaks out.

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"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
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> *****SPV......The sick depraved mind speaks out.

you say that as if a sick depraved mind
should be seen as a bad thing.

your addictions to needing minds
to be something other than sick
and depraved cannot be said to
be my direct responsibility.

take your sick depraved agenda
that needs things to be other than sick
and depraved and go be sick and
depraved about it


Aratzio

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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 08:11:35 -0600, svanier
<sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote:

>Sovereign Sockpuppet© wrote:
>
>> "C.R. Osterwald" <r...@dev.null> wrote in message
>> news:280820041523180811%r...@dev.null...
>>
>>>In article <10j1s5f...@news.supernews.com>, Sovereign Sockpuppet©
>>><s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
>>>>news:Lk2Yc.24$rU1....@news.uswest.net...
>>>>
>>>>>****SPV.....I am doing good and why not take this business public.
>>
>> What
>>
>>>>>I need is a good woman to be with to help me.
>>>>
>>>>So you want to make it public that you are unloved and unpopular? I'm
>>>>afraid a lifetime of Freudian slips has already made that disclosure for
>>>>you, Varnisher.
>>>
>>>Hey SS, I noticed that MinBrain is the one frogging you. What's up
>>>with that? Did you poke him one too many times?
>>
>>
>>
>> Minnie Mouse? Heh... He's probably just miffed because I know how to
>> killfile him in such a way that I never see him no matter how often he
>> morphs.
>
>*****SPV.......Look at the crybaby and he can't stand to read me but he
>has to post about 4 posts each and every day just to let me know how
>much he would like never to see me again all because of this thing known

Varnisher you drunken deluded sot, he was talking about MIN. Or does
everything in your delusional world revolve around Stebie and his
BlubbaField of stupidity?

>as Jealousy. You see when all you can do is run someone down and say
>nasty things about them you are jealous. This is jealous behavior and
>why would you be jealous to me? You already said that anyone that
>believes that crime is down is crazy. And it is so easy to look it up
>at the FBI.org web page and here you are scared to go look because the
>truth is there. And the fact that nobody reports it in the newspaper is
>more proof that I am right and you are wrong.
>
>And so you want me to go away so I don't rock your little world. You
>know people like Ray scare you but people like me terrifies you because
>I am the real thing and you can't stand that can you. You can't stand
>the fact that I am more than you and can do more than you. And you make
>me laugh because you don't even have the guts to use your real name.

Moron, thank you for the massive self-spank. Please do apologize to SS
and you may be forgiven, this time.

'Ratz

Aratzio

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Aug 29, 2004, 11:40:45 AM8/29/04
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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 08:55:29 -0600, svanier
<sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote:

> I live where women are afraid to go.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mommies?

Aratzio

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The Varnish Index is high today. Expect high intellectual occlusion
with scattered non sequitur. Continued ossification of neural pathways
will continue unabated.

'Ratz

Aratzio

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Aug 29, 2004, 11:49:19 AM8/29/04
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The Varnished Mind melts down.

Capn TrVth

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"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
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Yes, but you avoided the question about the orbital sander.

HTH

Cap'n TrVth

svanier

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Aratzio wrote:

**&***SPV.....Everything must pass though the Buddhafield so everything
must come to me. And I am not drunk. Still everything must come
through me. It is the way Humanity is structured. Everything must come
to the One because that is how it works. You see and look at my logic
and comment on that and not on your name calling. If we are just a
large world wide computer system in a binary system then it must be
resolved to one location and in that one location you will find the
center and in the center you will find the doorway.

And because it is a binary system you will always have that center and
that doorway where everything resolves itself. And a smart person can
see this. Always there will be a point were everything resolves itself
and (this is the secret) every turns inside out and what you thought was
evil is really saintly and what you thought saintly is really evil. At
at the doorway the Saintly move on and the evil must go back and start
again. You must move from level to level in this way. Your
consciousness is always the center and you must turn and face yourself
and resolve yourself by accepting yourself and working it all out and
when you have come to peace with yourself by knowing all about yourself
and becoming totally aware of yourself you can move inward to new
abilities and new powers.

Look at what I am doing? I am leaving my mark on society. I am living
and leaving my mark. For the time of my Enlightenment here at the turn
of the Century to let you know I am the real thing Crime will drop. Now
when crime goes so low you think there is no more energy so I will have
to drain other countries for fuel so they wait until I hit rock bottom
like my brother so that I will beg them to heal them for the food I need
to keep my higher bodies healthy.

Whether they like it and whether they know it or not I have 300 million
followers in the USA.....and he is the kicker.

They have been asked and the Senate and the Congress all except Gary
Conduit and he got removed, have accepted me. The President right now
does not accept me but an election is coming and if he wins then only
three more years is to be afforded his ways.

So listen. I have asked politely and with honesty and with the truth I
have offered my talents and what I have discovered to make the USA the
greatest Nation ever on Earth. I have asked and at first they laughed
and then I proved myself in a million ways and they came to see me for
what I am. And they said, "Be all you can be." And I said, "Then let
me do what I have to do and please if you want to help then help but if
not just don't hinder." And they agreed.

So now crime is down 60% and dropping and everything is resolving and
here is the kicker. The three hundred million North Americans of the
USA give me more than enough negative energy for me to grow forever.

I don't need the rest of the world for my farm is huge and the harvest
is large and the harvasters few. I don't need the rest of the world so
let them live in violence and if they don't want that then they must
join us and they must pay me respect.

And my birthday is next month and I would like a Porsche for me to get
them an invatation to join our country and gain the benefit of THE MASTER!

/*-9

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"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
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.....and he is the kicker.
>

well, somebody's gotta honor that
big *kick me* sign that is permanently
stabbed into your back


Aratzio

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Aug 29, 2004, 12:25:25 PM8/29/04
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Hypocrite, why did you call SS a crybaby. You fucked the goose Varnish
and now you are being a weasel.

Why did you fail to apologize for lying?


<SCREED SNIP>

>And my birthday is next month and I would like a Porsche for me to get
>them an invatation to join our country and gain the benefit of THE MASTER!

Fuck, you are a greedy bastard. How about you move out of Mommies
house and then we will talk about buying you a Matchbox Boxster. That
is the closest you will ever come to a real one. Process servers do
not drive Porsche.

'Ratz

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 10:17:51 -0400, "Capn TrVth"
<CapntrVth@the_blinding_light_of_TrVth@deal_with_it_suckers.com> wrote
in alt.fan.art-bell in message <feednaaR4bw...@gwi.net>:

>
>"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message news:pulYc.37
>
>Hey Varnisher, do you still dry-hump your orbital sander?
>
>-Cap'n TrVth
>

Of all his stupid fucking stories, that one has to be one of my
favorites, along with the time he nail-gunned his shoe to the floor
with his foot still inside it.
--
V.G.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
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"Nope, Lockheed provided the cover for 9-11 due to abuses of it's system. They're guilty as charged. But ultimately it was Bechtel who concocted the
9-11 events." Alexa connects some totally different dots. 8/6/04 (n3p8h0lvp0u3tj0j4...@4ax.com)

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 09:25:25 -0700, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>

wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<kf04j0l4jht2j3of2...@4ax.com>:

>
>Fuck, you are a greedy bastard. How about you move out of Mommies
>house

BWAHAHAH! His mommy already kicked him out, years ago. Even his own
family had to finally admit that he was a retarded, useless, chiseling
piece of shit, and they have disowned him, en masse.

He spent a while in his Datsun B-210 non-mobile mobile ashram, and
finally managed to move himself all the way up to a welfare efficiency
apartment, in which he sits around, smelling his own farts, and
drinking rot-gut whiskey, and from which he manages his
oh-so-lucrative paper delivery route, and dispenses his "wisdom" to
all of Usenet.

SPV is a complete and utter boob, devoid of people skills, hygiene,
and functional brain cells, and can't figure out why people aren't
lined up outside his door to worship at his feet. Even other retards
make fun of him on a regular basis, and it just burns his ass.

SoBe

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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 09:25:25 -0700, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <kf04j0l4jht2j3of2...@4ax.com>:
>
> >
> >Fuck, you are a greedy bastard. How about you move out of Mommies
> >house
>
> BWAHAHAH! His mommy already kicked him out, years ago. Even his own
> family had to finally admit that he was a retarded, useless, chiseling
> piece of shit, and they have disowned him, en masse.
>
> He spent a while in his Datsun B-210 non-mobile mobile ashram, and
> finally managed to move himself all the way up to a welfare efficiency
> apartment, in which he sits around, smelling his own farts, and
> drinking rot-gut whiskey, and from which he manages his
> oh-so-lucrative paper delivery route, and dispenses his "wisdom" to
> all of Usenet.
>
> SPV is a complete and utter boob, devoid of people skills, hygiene,
> and functional brain cells, and can't figure out why people aren't
> lined up outside his door to worship at his feet.


Even other retards
> make fun of him on a regular basis, and it just burns his ass.

I resemble that remark!

==The Commentator==

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Aug 29, 2004, 7:32:25 PM8/29/04
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Every time you post.

Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
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> Sovereign Sockpuppet© wrote:
>
> > "C.R. Osterwald" <r...@dev.null> wrote in message
> > news:280820041523180811%r...@dev.null...
> >
> >>In article <10j1s5f...@news.supernews.com>, Sovereign Sockpuppet©
> >><s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
> >>>news:Lk2Yc.24$rU1....@news.uswest.net...
> >>>
> >>>>****SPV.....I am doing good and why not take this business public.
> >
> > What
> >
> >>>>I need is a good woman to be with to help me.
> >>>
> >>>So you want to make it public that you are unloved and unpopular? I'm
> >>>afraid a lifetime of Freudian slips has already made that disclosure
for
> >>>you, Varnisher.
> >>
> >>Hey SS, I noticed that MinBrain is the one frogging you. What's up
> >>with that? Did you poke him one too many times?
> >
> >
> >
> > Minnie Mouse? Heh... He's probably just miffed because I know how to
> > killfile him in such a way that I never see him no matter how often he
> > morphs.
>
> *****SPV.......Look at the crybaby and he can't stand to read me but he
> has to post about 4 posts each and every day just to let me know how
> much he would like never to see me again all because of this thing known
> as Jealousy.

You can dispense with your varish-soaked rant, Varnisher, I was talking
about Minnie Mouse. When I'm talking about you, I will address you by your
proper name, which is Varnisher.

> You see when all you can do is run someone down and say
> nasty things about them you are jealous. This is jealous behavior and
> why would you be jealous to me?

Why, indeed? This alleged jealousy is just a figment of your alcohol-soaked
imagination, merely wishful thinking.

> You already said that anyone that
> believes that crime is down is crazy.

I've also said that _YOU_ are crazy, and I stand by that assessment.

> And it is so easy to look it up
> at the FBI.org web page and here you are scared to go look because the
> truth is there. And the fact that nobody reports it in the newspaper is

> more proof that...

...there is nothing newsworthy about the crime rate.

> I am right and you are wrong.

Repetition does not evoke trVth, Varnisher, no matter how many times you say
it.

> And so you want me to go away so I don't rock your little world.

No, I want you to stay right where you are, Varnisher. You're
*entertaining*

> You know people like Ray scare you

CONVICTED FELONS who do not surrender their FIREARMS to their duly appointed
GOVERNMENT MASTERS scare everyone. Your burpfield would not protect you if
he k0oKed out and started shooting people who compete for messiahship.

> but people like me terrifies you because
> I am the real thing and you can't stand that can you.

The real thing? You're a real k0oK, if that's any help to you.

> You can't stand
> the fact that I am more than you and can do more than you.

More, eh? Like what... drinking Varnish? Passing out in a parking lot and
having the police wake you up? Living in a delusion of messiahship?
Spewing racial slures? Blustering about being lonely or mentally ill?
Those are not worthwhile activies, Varnisher.

> And you make
> me laugh because you don't even have the guts to use your real name.

You sound like the Kaz0o all over again. He thinks because he walked a beat
for a couple years he can demand ID. What a laff riot!

Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
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This is the perfect spot to ps0ast my "Varnisher said what" lits. Just
trying to be helpful :)

The Oh-Fish-All "Varnisher said what?" Lits. This lits is an archive
litsing the silly slips and sayings of Varnisher, the k0oKy wannabe
guru of alt.consciousness.4th-way.

*************************************************************************
*** Varnisher speaks about his mental illness, his varnish addiction, ***
*** his chronic alcoholism, and his eating disorder ***
*************************************************************************

"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message

news:YQMVc.25$Df5....@news.uswest.net...
> ****SPV.....Let's see, this week I am bi-polar, drinking Varnish,
> drinking, 16 oz of whiskey a night and eating a pound of pork fat
> at 75 pounds overweight and needing to be put in a criminal mental
> health facility for the criminally insane?

*************************************************************************
*** Varnisher rationalizes his *problems* ***
*************************************************************************

"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message

news:9USXc.36$Bk1....@news.uswest.net...
> So I am wrong and I am bi-polar and I drink varnish and everything
> in my life is plenty good.

*************************************************************************
*** Varnisher gets all touchy-feely about society ***
*************************************************************************

"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message

news:YQMVc.25$Df5....@news.uswest.net...
> I don't think I piss enough people off.

*************************************************************************
*** Varnisher talks about having enough money for an ounce of ***
*** Methamphetamine. ***
*************************************************************************

"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message

news:66MVc.18$Df5....@news.uswest.net...
> ****SPV.......20 serves down and enough for an oz of crank <snip>

*************************************************************************
*** Varnisher admits to drinking varnish ***
*************************************************************************

"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message

news:cXyWc.674$UA6.1...@news.uswest.net...
> > Guzzled a lot of varnish today have you?
> *****SPV..........Sure am, and you are jealous and stupid. I rather
> guzzle varnish than be jealous and stupid any day.

*************************************************************************
*** Varnisher gets all touchy-feely with the black community ***
*************************************************************************

"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message

news:27qVc.19$QA4....@news.uswest.net...
> Look I say nigger as a white boy and my biggest followers are all
> Black? Why this fucking niggers like me? Bill Cosby hates whites
> and he has all blacks working for him on the set. He lives like
> a real man and I call him a nigger

*************************************************************************
*** Varnisher explains how he deals with his *problems* ***
*************************************************************************

"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message

news:bCOWc.49$1f7....@news.uswest.net...
> ****SPV....So I ran away like a little girl.

*************************************************************************
*** Varnisher gets all touchy-feely with his critics ***
*************************************************************************

"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message

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> ****SPV,,,,,No who said you were people. You are scum and you should
> die like taking an antibiotic. You are a maggot and a good weed killer
> is what is up for you.

Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
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There you go again competing with r0ym0nd to see who's ego is the most
obese.

> And I am not drunk.

Denial is not a river in Egypt, Varnisher.

<snip dozens of lines of incoherent diatribe>

Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
news:7fd4j0pi3h4kvp7vt...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 09:25:25 -0700, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <kf04j0l4jht2j3of2...@4ax.com>:
>
> >
> >Fuck, you are a greedy bastard. How about you move out of Mommies
> >house
>
> BWAHAHAH! His mommy already kicked him out, years ago. Even his own
> family had to finally admit that he was a retarded, useless, chiseling
> piece of shit, and they have disowned him, en masse.
>
> He spent a while in his Datsun B-210 non-mobile mobile ashram, and
> finally managed to move himself all the way up to a welfare efficiency
> apartment, in which he sits around, smelling his own farts, and
> drinking rot-gut whiskey, and from which he manages his
> oh-so-lucrative paper delivery route, and dispenses his "wisdom" to
> all of Usenet.
>
> SPV is a complete and utter boob, devoid of people skills, hygiene,
> and functional brain cells, and can't figure out why people aren't
> lined up outside his door to worship at his feet. Even other retards
> make fun of him on a regular basis, and it just burns his ass.


I am sVbscribing to this ps0ast!

Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
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> Sovereign Sockpuppet© wrote:
>
> > "svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
> > news:Lk2Yc.24$rU1....@news.uswest.net...
> >
> >>****SPV.....I am doing good and why not take this business public. What
> >>I need is a good woman to be with to help me.
> >
> >
> > So you want to make it public that you are unloved and unpopular? I'm
> > afraid a lifetime of Freudian slips has already made that disclosure for
> > you, Varnisher.
>
>
> ****SPV......You are so dense I am beginning to thing you are Frank, the
> dumbest asshole in Texas.

There's your problem, you keep trying to *thing*

You should also refrain from attempting to think without proper supervision,
as you clearly haven't mastered the basics.

> First, when you are single you are like a
> magnet to women.

Then why aren't they flocking to your trailer?

> Women can't stand a single man because.....

Wait, now you're contradicting yourself...

Well, there's nothing new about that, you ALWAYS manage to contradict
yourself at some point.

> Did you
> seen Dune? I live where women are afraid to go.

Thats because women of discernment don't like trailer parks.

> There is really a
> place inside that women are afraid to go and when they look there they
> will see me. Why?

They don't want to mark their future children?

<snip remainder of lonely drivel>

Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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A trailer in the hood.

Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 10:17:51 -0400, "Capn TrVth"
> <CapntrVth@the_blinding_light_of_TrVth@deal_with_it_suckers.com> wrote
> in alt.fan.art-bell in message <feednaaR4bw...@gwi.net>:
>
> >
> >"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message news:pulYc.37
> >
> >Hey Varnisher, do you still dry-hump your orbital sander?
> >
> >-Cap'n TrVth
> >
>
> Of all his stupid fucking stories, that one has to be one of my
> favorites, along with the time he nail-gunned his shoe to the floor
> with his foot still inside it.


Oh man, you got any links to those? That would make great filler material
for the "Oh-fish-al Varnisher said what?" Lits.

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 17:21:44 -0500, "SoBe" <po...@leapinlizard.com>

wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<nFsYc.52732$_h.3...@bignews3.bellsouth.net>:

>
>"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
>news:7fd4j0pi3h4kvp7vt...@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 09:25:25 -0700, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>> <kf04j0l4jht2j3of2...@4ax.com>:
>>
>> >
>> >Fuck, you are a greedy bastard. How about you move out of Mommies
>> >house
>>
>> BWAHAHAH! His mommy already kicked him out, years ago. Even his own
>> family had to finally admit that he was a retarded, useless, chiseling
>> piece of shit, and they have disowned him, en masse.
>>
>> He spent a while in his Datsun B-210 non-mobile mobile ashram, and
>> finally managed to move himself all the way up to a welfare efficiency
>> apartment, in which he sits around, smelling his own farts, and
>> drinking rot-gut whiskey, and from which he manages his
>> oh-so-lucrative paper delivery route, and dispenses his "wisdom" to
>> all of Usenet.
>>
>> SPV is a complete and utter boob, devoid of people skills, hygiene,
>> and functional brain cells, and can't figure out why people aren't
>> lined up outside his door to worship at his feet.
>
>
>Even other retards
>> make fun of him on a regular basis, and it just burns his ass.
>
>I resemble that remark!

Oh, Good Lord! I wasn't implying that *everyone* who makes fun of him
is a moron.
--

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 21:35:30 -0400, "Sovereign Sockpuppet©"
<s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<10j4vr7...@news.supernews.com>:

(Ask him about d-cell batteries, and that splendid scar on his
forehead.)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 21:38:13 -0400, "Sovereign Sockpuppet©"
<s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<10j500c...@news.supernews.com>:

>"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
>news:j8d4j05tvvmhlpdtj...@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 10:17:51 -0400, "Capn TrVth"
>> <CapntrVth@the_blinding_light_of_TrVth@deal_with_it_suckers.com> wrote
>> in alt.fan.art-bell in message <feednaaR4bw...@gwi.net>:
>>
>> >
>> >"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message news:pulYc.37
>> >
>> >Hey Varnisher, do you still dry-hump your orbital sander?
>> >
>> >-Cap'n TrVth
>> >
>>
>> Of all his stupid fucking stories, that one has to be one of my
>> favorites, along with the time he nail-gunned his shoe to the floor
>> with his foot still inside it.
>
>
>Oh man, you got any links to those? That would make great filler material
>for the "Oh-fish-al Varnisher said what?" Lits.

I think both of those incidents happened before I ever heard of him,
and I don't know what nym he was using back then. P'raps Mr. Allison
might have some relevant information?

==The Commentator==

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How can he be of the same mind as you when your mind disolved in a jug
of varnish?

Bookman

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"Sovereign Sockpuppet©" <s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote in message
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> "svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
> news:_nmYc.41$xs2....@news.uswest.net...
> > Parson Bob wrote:
> >
> > > Varnisher wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >> And you make me laugh because you don't even have the guts to use
your
> > >
> > > real name.
> > >
> > > Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
> > >
> >
> > ****SPV......Yes he is a cry baby. Are you of the same mind as me or
> > are you just against this crybaby.
>
>
> This is the perfect spot to ps0ast my "Varnisher said what" lits. Just
> trying to be helpful :)
>
> The Oh-Fish-All "Varnisher said what?" Lits. This lits is an archive
> litsing the silly slips and sayings of Varnisher, the k0oKy wannabe
> guru of alt.consciousness.4th-way.

A quick search shows nothing about feet, but here he admits to
shooting himself in the finger with a nailgun, although he weasels
about it some: http://makeashorterlink.com/?G11262B29

HTH,

ESL!

--
Bookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B
Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast)
Clue-Bat Wrangler
Keeper of the Nickname Lists
Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order
"I'd love to kill you in a ring" - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/afa-b/


Bookman

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"Sovereign Sockpuppet©" <s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote in message
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Is he fiching for an AFAB "Cleo"?

Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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"Bookman" <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote in message
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So it would seem, although with Varnisher, sometimes it's tough to judge
whether he's drunk, merely spewing k0oKery, or both. Of course, one has to
wonder if his BumbleBee field isn't just the haze from vapors erupting from
his pores.

Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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"Bookman" <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote in message
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>
> "Sovereign Sockpuppet©" <s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote in message
> news:10j4v35...@news.supernews.com...
> > "svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
> > news:_nmYc.41$xs2....@news.uswest.net...
> > > Parson Bob wrote:
> > >
> > > > Varnisher wrote:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >> And you make me laugh because you don't even have the guts to use
> your
> > > >
> > > > real name.
> > > >
> > > > Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
> > > >
> > >
> > > ****SPV......Yes he is a cry baby. Are you of the same mind as me or
> > > are you just against this crybaby.
> >
> >
> > This is the perfect spot to ps0ast my "Varnisher said what" lits. Just
> > trying to be helpful :)
> >
> > The Oh-Fish-All "Varnisher said what?" Lits. This lits is an archive
> > litsing the silly slips and sayings of Varnisher, the k0oKy wannabe
> > guru of alt.consciousness.4th-way.
>
> A quick search shows nothing about feet, but here he admits to
> shooting himself in the finger with a nailgun, although he weasels
> about it some: http://makeashorterlink.com/?G11262B29
>
> HTH,


Yup, it did. Noted and litsed!

*************************************************************************
*** Varnisher demonstrates his manual dexterity ***
*************************************************************************

"svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message

http://makeashorterlink.com/?G11262B29
> the nail hit a knot in the wood and was deflected into my finger.

~~~AllisonWonderland~~~

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Aug 30, 2004, 7:13:09 AM8/30/04
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Vanilla Gorilla:

> I think both of those incidents happened before I ever heard of him,
> and I don't know what nym he was using back then. P'raps Mr. Allison
> might have some relevant information?

~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
Well, as you all know, I am the TrVthFairy's BEST "wrost" student, with a
good heart (he said so himself), who remembers EVERYTHING, and forgets
NOTHING...

And the deal with the orbital sander was that one day MasterMoosePoop heard
that rubbing two pieces of sandpaper together at the zoo would set all the
male monkeys to masturbating. And the autosuggestion was so strong (and at
the time he was working at a woodworking shop) that when he was given the
task of sanding some 1" plywood with an orbital sander, he immediately got a
"woodie", which before he noticed what was happening, got in the way of the
sander, and because he was asleep at the switch, before he knew what was
happening, he had sanded his rather malformed pudenda to a wedge shape,
which then went off in the first ejaculation that he had had since only gawd
knows when, ruining nearly a thousand square feet of 1" plywood with blood
and pecker-snot stains.

The other incident involving the nail gun, occurred when PAC (a rather
volitile netizen) drove 1,400 miles to "see" Stevie-girl, and once he was at
the woodshop in Boulder, found ***YKW hiding behind the shop-apron on the
shop's owner. TF threatened to call the police if PAC did him any harm, and
the shop owner finally prevailed and PAC left. BUT during the confrontation,
***YKW felt the need to procure a weapon, and the nail gun, being handy, got
chosen as the weapon of choice.

Well, TF's nervous system produced such a state of terror in him that before
he knew what was happening, he had squeezed off a shot from the nailgun, and
it went through his Pink bunny-wabbit slipper w/ the jiggly eyes, and lodged
in the hardwood, rendering him unable to do anything but walk in circles,
seeing as to how one foot was firmly nailed to the floor. BTW, he was so
traumatized by THAT incident that to this day, he still goes in circles, and
that is the reason that he will NEVER ever go straight again.

As for the nyms under which he posted back then, RemoWilliams was one,
Light-Touch was another, and it wasn't until he found that he couldn't
remember using any nicks that he quit, after finding himself aruguing with
himself over who was the MOST dumbest guy on the Interent.

This period of his life was prolly one of the most pathetic times so far,
because he was trying to maintain his position as saviour of the world,
while working (under the table) at this woodworking establishment. It was
the working "under the table" that gave him the idea of getting onto welfare
for a disabling back problem, seeing as to how being bent over all day made
his back sore. The good thing about being all bent over was that when he
went to the YMCA to shower, he was in the perfect position to become very
popular with the other "soap-dropper" who are indiginous to the area.

HTH, and if you have any other questions about ***YKW, don't hesitate to
ask... After all, I am THE leading authority on this particular result of
DNA/Genetic dysfunction.

He's a very messy, messed-up mess, for sure.

Heh heh heh heh :) (Not genuine ~~~AW~~~ without this chuckle)

AllisonWonderland Concert Lightshow/Creative Focus Graphics Design
http://www.livingston.net/allison1/index.htm

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

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On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 06:13:09 -0500, "~~~AllisonWonderland~~~"
<alli...@livingston.net> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<10j630p...@corp.supernews.com>:

>Vanilla Gorilla:
>> I think both of those incidents happened before I ever heard of him,
>> and I don't know what nym he was using back then. P'raps Mr. Allison
>> might have some relevant information?
>
>~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
>Well, as you all know, I am the TrVthFairy's BEST "wrost" student, with a
>good heart (he said so himself), who remembers EVERYTHING, and forgets
>NOTHING...

I KNEW I was asking the right person!

svanier

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==The Commentator== wrote:

****SPV......And I am still ten times as smart as you so what does that
say about you?

Aratzio

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On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 09:28:43 -0600, svanier
<sva...@americanprocess.org> transparently proposed:

You have an IQ over 1,000? That is amazing! That must make you at
least 5 times smarter than the smartest person in the world. Which
means, OMG, you are an alien!

AAV added for topical interest!

Klaatu Barada Nikto!

'Ratz


SoBe

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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
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But I was implying that I might be! :-D

Roofshadow "Courthouse Bozopalooza" Jackson

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svanier wrote:

> Sovereign SockpuppetŠ wrote:
>
>> "svanier" <sva...@americanprocess.org> wrote in message
>> news:Lk2Yc.24$rU1....@news.uswest.net...
>>
>>> ****SPV.....I am doing good and why not take this business public. What
>>> I need is a good woman to be with to help me.
>>
>>
>>
>> So you want to make it public that you are unloved and unpopular? I'm
>> afraid a lifetime of Freudian slips has already made that disclosure for
>> you, Varnisher.
>
>
>
> ****SPV......You are so dense I am beginning to thing you are Frank, the
> dumbest asshole in Texas. First, when you are single you are like a
> magnet to women. Women can't stand a single man because.....Did you
> seen Dune? I live where women are afraid to go. There is really a
> place inside that women are afraid to go and when they look there they
> will see me. Why? Because I am alone and this is something women can't
> stand thus the need to be married. All the time the first thing a woman
> wants to do is be married. A lot of men are like this also. The guy
> that married my ex-wife was married before my ex-wife and then he left
> my ex-wife because I am sure she was cheating on him and he married
> another young gal just as soon as he could find her which was quick
> because he has money. He couldn't stay unmarried five minutes.
>
> So the first thing you do is remain single and you make a situation that
> a woman can think about. And what better life is a family affair. A
> family business is the most wholesome and attractive business there is.
> A family business where the woman understands what the man is doing and
> the man understand what the woman is doing to make the bread on the
> table is the healthiest kind of business and love life there is as I see
> it with clarity. It is the most attractive. You see a man and a woman
> make up a whole. female is offset by male and male is offset by female.
> And the interaction is always the best. That is why my best accounts
> are with the wives of the lawyer or the loyal secretaries.
>

My my - and I thought the kooks on alt.music.michael-jackson were kooky!

This guy really takes the cake!

Peter J Ross

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Varnisher is one of Pammy's rivals for KotM, and if you think *he's*
kooky, reading a classic kook like Ray Karczewski will knock you over.

--
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Aratzio

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Aug 30, 2004, 6:47:22 PM8/30/04
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On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 17:29:08 -0400, "Roofshadow \"Courthouse
Bozopalooza\" Jackson" <Roofsha...@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> got
double secret probation because:

Step away from the k0ok ma'am. He is not restrained and may present a
k0oky hazard. K0oks like the Varnisher should only be handled with
gloves as their skin is as toxic as their thought processes.

Please remain with the tour group until the end of the tour.
Unauthorized access to the k0oks without proper supervision and
training could damage the k0ok environment and possibly damage your
psyche.

If the k0ok gets too close, use the pointy stick you were given at the
orientation briefing and poke them, hard. That should cause sufficient
confusion in the k0ok to allow you access to poke them again.
Sufficient poking will generally neutralize any k0ok behavior thus
allowing you to exit gracefully.

'Ratz

--

AUK FNG

Roofshadow "Courthouse Bozopalooza" Jackson

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Aug 30, 2004, 8:40:05 PM8/30/04
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Peter J Ross wrote:

I wonder if they're all related somehow...

Roofshadow "Courthouse Bozopalooza" Jackson

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Aug 30, 2004, 8:41:04 PM8/30/04
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Aratzio wrote:

> On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 17:29:08 -0400, "Roofshadow \"Courthouse
> Bozopalooza\" Jackson" <Roofsha...@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> got
> double secret probation because:
>
>
>>svanier wrote:
>>

LOL thank you Mr. Tour Guide and I promise not to wander away from the
group again!

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)

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Aug 30, 2004, 11:25:32 PM8/30/04
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On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 17:29:08 -0400, "Roofshadow \"Courthouse
Bozopalooza\" Jackson" <Roofsha...@removespamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote
in alt.fan.art-bell in message <i-idnYbk-JC...@comcast.com>:

>svanier wrote:

He's definitely very "special".
--

== Bartmo eats from the dumpster ==

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Sep 3, 2004, 3:45:20 AM9/3/04
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I don't drink varnish, or shoot myself with a nailgun, so you are
RETUFTED, dingbat varnish swiller.

Hell, isn't it?

== The Commentator ==

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Could be, their family tree lacks branches.

Roofshadow "Courthouse Bozopalooza" Jackson

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Sep 12, 2004, 7:23:17 PM9/12/04
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Ah HA - THAT explains it!

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JakeWade

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Sep 14, 2004, 5:45:25 AM9/14/04
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"Roofshadow \"Courthouse Bozopalooza\" Jackson"
> >>>>My my - and I thought the kooks on alt.music.michael-jackson were kooky!
> >>>>
> >>>>This guy really takes the cake!


****SPV......And tell us? Did you know that crime in the USA fell so
low that it was in uncharted area? All time lows for murder and rape
and in each and every catagory it is all the way to all time lows.
And I am a kook because you are what? So numb, dumb, and asleep that
you don't know what is going on in your own town? This is all across
the USA in ever city and in every state and nothing this large could
be anything but a Miracle but you call me a Kook because you are so
stupid and I point this out to you?

Bookman

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Sep 14, 2004, 7:13:07 AM9/14/04
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"JakeWade" <svsli...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> "Roofshadow \"Courthouse Bozopalooza\" Jackson"
> > >>>>My my - and I thought the kooks on alt.music.michael-jackson were
kooky!
> > >>>>
> > >>>>This guy really takes the cake!
>
>
> ****SPV......And tell us? Did you know that crime in the USA fell so

It has nothing to do with your drunken fantasies, Weavin' Stephen.

Let's see you feed thousands with a few loaves of bread and
a couple little fish.

Oh, that's right - you CAN'T do REAL miracles,
can you? Instead you have to comb through statistics
looking for a trend you can co-opt and pretend you had
something to do with it.

But then you ain't 'enlightened'.

Roofshadow "Courthouse Bozopalooza" Jackson

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Sep 14, 2004, 9:42:25 AM9/14/04
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JakeWade wrote:

LOL!

Thanks for making me laugh again!

Aratzio

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Sep 14, 2004, 10:05:23 AM9/14/04
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On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 09:42:25 -0400, "Roofshadow \"Courthouse
Bozopalooza\" Jackson" <Roofsha...@removespamtrap.yahoo.com>
transparently proposed:

Starting to see why Varnish was KotM?

'Ratz

/*-9

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Sep 14, 2004, 10:52:45 AM9/14/04
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"JakeWade" <svsli...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> ****SPV...... Did you know that crime in the USA fell so

> low that it was in uncharted area? All time lows for murder and rape
> and in each and every catagory it is all the way to all time lows.

i'll bet that that makes the rest of the
people who are still getting raped and
murdered really happy

come back when you have proof that
any of this drop in crime is actually your
doing and not just some little girl dollhouse
fantasy claims


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Svslick6996

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Sep 14, 2004, 1:15:57 PM9/14/04
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>> ****SPV...... Did you know that crime in the USA fell so
>> low that it was in uncharted area? All time lows for murder and rape
>> and in each and every catagory it is all the way to all time lows.
>
>i'll bet that that makes the rest of the
>people who are still getting raped and
>murdered really happy

*******SPV........No but it makes the 60% that are not getting raped or murder
plenty happy. So this foolish person wants me to be ashamed of healing the USA
by 60% because I did not heal it completely? Now this is an ungrateful person.
Here we have a little child who gets 50 cents from the tooth fairy and is
unhappy and yet what does he/she want? A dollar?


>
>come back when you have proof that
>any of this drop in crime is actually your
>doing and not just some little girl dollhouse
>fantasy claims
>
>

********SPV......Listen Dork, and I will give you the proof. When I got
Enlightened I saw what the Buddhafield was doing. It was pulling the anger and
sexual energy that fueled the anger and I could see that this was the case of
crime and rape and murder. And in 1995 I said, "Look this is the deal. Look
and watch as it brings down crime. And I was in California and it was dropping
and like a rock and I said,"Just watch." And crime went down. Then when I
left California for Denver, I want you to know that Denver was way behind the
national average. Almost 20% behind the national average in violent crime.
When I left California they were in the lead and Denver was in the the bottom
of the pack.

Now after four years guess what? Crime in Denver and in Colorado is coming to
the top and leading the pack and crime in California is falling behind. When
they framed me back in California those cops hurt their city and the people
they work for and they shamed themselves and they took their community and
their society into the trash can because they were trash and you get what you
sow and they were criminals. And I will not live where the cops are criminals.
So I left and Varney and the Concord Police and the USSS in San Francisco have
to live with that they did. They just fucked their community just to frame a
guy to get a bust for some credit for some badge or something. They are
exposed and you guys want to know something great.

Kerry sent me a message. And listen you want proof. If crime is down 60% the
President would be all over that fact in the election. I mean I know you are a
moron but don't you think this President would be all over that fact? And I
showed you that Violent Crime is really down that much by the Government Web
Site. Now just the fact that nobody is taking credit for it tells you and is
proof that I am telling the truth. I mean how dense are you to not see this
FACT!

Crime is at an all time low. All time low and you are thinking that the
President in a dead heat is not mentioning it because of why????? I mean how
much proof do you want that he knows about me and that he is not going to take
credit for someone elses work?

So the fact that the President is not taking credit and the fact that the level
of crime is following me around is enough proof plus the fact that I called it
way ahead of time is plenty proof.

I mean it was plenty proof for the President.

How dumb are you people. You sit in a world where crime and murder and rape
and assault drops 60% when it has never dropped in 70 years of recording and
you have some guy that claims he is Enlightened with a Buddhafield like Oshos
and he claims that AIDS is going to put 1/3 of the world in Body bags and this
got their attention and then for some unknown reason in San Francisco AIDS just
got better. And they said it was mixing the pills. It just got better and so
the Government is listening to the guy that is said to be Enlightened and
Gurumayi of the Siddha Yoga Foundation with all this politicial clout is
saying, "This guy is the most spiritually powerful Being she has ever seen and
this is all over the world because she has 100 ashrams world wide and she is
turning around and teaching about Jesus because she has seen the signs and the
writing on the wall and this Hindu is now teaching about Jesus because she has
seen the light. And the light is no small thing.

Then all these other things. First crime in 70 years never has gone down once.
I called it and explained it and explained how I was doing it with the
pictures of Presidents. Then I moved and showed the difference in the AREAS
which was more proof of the center of the Buddhafield being the eye of the
storm and then I showed you how it keeps going down and nobody but me is taking
credit for it and I show you all the other things like Gary Conduit who was in
charge of what was going on just eating the big weenie when he refused to help
me or he was the one like you, idiot, that had the USSS come and frame me for
no reason but to show how weak I was. When I was in jail the judge was
laughing at me and that Judge can just think about Karma and when the Karma
will catch up with the decision they made.

Svslick6996

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*****SPV......How do you know. You think it doesn't because you claim it so?
What a dork.

/*-9

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"Svslick6996" <svsli...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> ********SPV......Listen Dork, and I will give you the proof.

this is nothing but your little girl fantasy
dollhouse imagination.

grow up


Svslick6996

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Sep 14, 2004, 1:19:18 PM9/14/04
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>Let's see you feed thousands with a few loaves of bread and
>a couple little fish.
>

****SPV......You being stupid do not know what it that means. He fed the
people with his two fish eyes and he fed their five senses. I do that all that
time. It is nothing. It is what I call a blessing. People meet me down at
the corner coffee shop and I do that all the time. I do that like I wash may
hands when they are dirty.

/*-9

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Sep 14, 2004, 1:29:40 PM9/14/04
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"Svslick6996" <svsli...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> *****SPV......How do you know. You think it doesn't because you claim it
so?
> What a dork.

how about your little girl fantasy dollhouse
imagination claims?


/*-9

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"Svslick6996" <svsli...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> ****SPV......You being stupid do not know what it that means.

and you're even stupider claiming to bring down
crime with your babblefield

i told you that you can't even control your own
body let alone the rate of crime

stop shitting or sleeping for a week and see
how much control you have then deadbrain


Aratzio

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Sep 14, 2004, 1:59:00 PM9/14/04
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On 14 Sep 2004 17:17:08 GMT, svsli...@aol.com (Svslick6996)
transparently proposed:

>*****SPV......How do you know. You think it doesn't because you claim it so?
>What a dork.

Nice attribution moron.

'Ratz

Dan Baldwin

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Sep 14, 2004, 2:45:19 PM9/14/04
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JakeWade wrote:
>
> but you call me a Kook because you are so
> stupid and I point this out to you?

No, people call you kook because your a raving fucking nutbag. HTH.

--
Dan Baldwin, unethical *by design*

I am a minion of Satan, but my powers are mainly administrative.

Hail the un-alive

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Davida_Downes

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"/*-9" <gotan...@email.com> wrote in message news:<2qonhbF...@uni-berlin.de>...


> grow up

OK. Will someone _please_ explain what this means? I've been thinking
about it for a few days, and I still don't get it.

Seriously.

Other than the usual, paying bills (ahem), raising decent, polite
children, honoring your obligations, what does it mean?

Being like you?

I'm not being factitious-I really,really wanna know.

Gordon

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Davida_Downes wrote:

What are your obligations in life DD?
What is important and what is secondary?

--
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Sep 15, 2004, 12:24:14 AM9/15/04
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"Davida_Downes" <davida...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> OK. Will someone _please_ explain what this means? I've been thinking
> about it for a few days, and I still don't get it.
>
> Seriously.
>
> Other than the usual, paying bills (ahem), raising decent, polite
> children, honoring your obligations, what does it mean?
>
> Being like you?
>
> I'm not being factitious-I really,really wanna know.

you'll have to be a bit more specific

exactly what is it that you don't understand?


Roofshadow "Courthouse Bozopalooza" Jackson

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Yes - k0Oky as Pam is she still has a way to go to compete with The
Varnisher.

However I predict she'll be a major contender by the time the trial starts.

~~~AllisonWonderland~~~

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Sep 15, 2004, 5:36:02 AM9/15/04
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Gordon:

> What are your obligations in life DD?
> What is important and what is secondary?

~~~AllisonWonderland~~~:
Is that REALLY you, Gordon? :)

G:
> www.onceuponaguy.com

~~~AW~~~:
Nice webpage. Simple. Elegant. Loads quick. I give it a 78!

Heh heh heh heh :) (Not genuine ~~~AW~~~ without this chuckle)

AllisonWonderland Concert Lightshow/Creative Focus Graphics Design
http://www.livingston.net/allison1/index.htm


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