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The best of John Cooper Clarke
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David_B
Dec 12, 2020, 7:11:29 PM12/12/20
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http://www.salfordnow.co.uk/2015/10/16/feature-the-best-of-john-cooper-clarke/
"One thing that has become apparent throughout the years is Clarke’s
ability to revel in niche topics, taking something distinctly remote and
weaving words intricately around the subject with ease. Pies is a
biographical piece about a homely girl named Ann (‘who couldn’t get a
man’), and this poem reveals the advice her mother bestowed in order to
attract a partner. Clarke does this through his linguistic prowess –
‘You’ll knock ‘em down like skittles with some farinaceous vittles’ and
the catchy refrain that ‘You’ll always get a guy with a pie’.
Best line: ‘Even when they’re stale, they taste okay with ale / At the
point where hunger pangs intensify…’ "
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Fun for Apd :-)
"One thing that has become apparent throughout the years is Clarke’s
ability to revel in niche topics, taking something distinctly remote and
weaving words intricately around the subject with ease. Pies is a
biographical piece about a homely girl named Ann (‘who couldn’t get a
man’), and this poem reveals the advice her mother bestowed in order to
attract a partner. Clarke does this through his linguistic prowess –
‘You’ll knock ‘em down like skittles with some farinaceous vittles’ and
the catchy refrain that ‘You’ll always get a guy with a pie’.
Best line: ‘Even when they’re stale, they taste okay with ale / At the
point where hunger pangs intensify…’ "
--
Fun for Apd :-)
Apd
Dec 12, 2020, 8:36:37 PM12/12/20
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"David_B" wrote:
> http://www.salfordnow.co.uk/2015/10/16/feature-the-best-of-john-cooper-clarke/
>
> "One thing that has become apparent throughout the years is Clarke's
> ability to revel in niche topics, taking something distinctly remote and
> weaving words intricately around the subject with ease. Pies is a
> biographical piece about a homely girl named Ann ('who couldn't get a
> man'), and this poem reveals the advice her mother bestowed in order to
> attract a partner. Clarke does this through his linguistic prowess -
> http://www.salfordnow.co.uk/2015/10/16/feature-the-best-of-john-cooper-clarke/
>
> "One thing that has become apparent throughout the years is Clarke's
> ability to revel in niche topics, taking something distinctly remote and
> weaving words intricately around the subject with ease. Pies is a
> biographical piece about a homely girl named Ann ('who couldn't get a
> man'), and this poem reveals the advice her mother bestowed in order to
> 'You'll knock 'em down like skittles with some farinaceous vittles' and
> the catchy refrain that 'You'll always get a guy with a pie'.
>
> Best line: 'Even when they're stale, they taste okay with ale / At the
> point where hunger pangs intensify...' "
>
> Best line: 'Even when they're stale, they taste okay with ale / At the
Well spotted!
Went to see him a couple of years ago. I love his turn of phrase and
delivery.
STALKING_TARGET_59
Dec 12, 2020, 9:00:30 PM12/12/20
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to produce posts which are in the form of ones from Apd's. I'm not going to pretend
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