Freedom of Public Comments Report
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Report on the Present State of Public Opinion As It Relates to the 2008
Presidential Election
The following series of questions and comments do not necessarily reflect
the opinions of the Democratic Party or the candidates currently campaigning
for public office. On the other hand, one must ask oneself if anything can
be said to truly represent the opinions of a political party in election
year. At such a time as this, how can we know what anyone in politics is
really thinking?
Questions and comments submitted by passersby and other disinterested (if
not innocent) bystanders:
1. If I know how to walk through an open doorway, should I simply step on
through?
2. I hope the President will be real.
3. I saw the Bicycle on the TV but I don't know who put it there.
4. If the earth really is older than sin, does that mean sin started here?
5. I promise to keep my bandages in place if you will promise not to cut me
again.
6. Why would anyone want to walk when they can ride?
7. When the car surpasses 130 mph, and the steering goes out, will I have
time to pray?
8. If I have seen what is down there, down at the end of the hall, should I
run now?
9. If the bus never stops at 33rd and Main, should I take a taxi?
10. Eating roasted beef will give one more to say.
11. Chewing gum is not exercise?
12. I wonder, does moon want to go home?
13. True or False: Ads in the local paper will return a value.
14. Laughing at the blades of grass will weed out the bad ones.
15. A trusted apple is not always what we hope for most.
16. Electronic games seem to be newer than the newspaper.
Other questions and comments were also submitted by various members of the
general public, but were not included in this report due to the abusive and
sometimes violent nature of the content. Thank you for your participation.
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