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Nickalas

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Nov 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/17/96
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Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?
As in, "Dr. Solomon's Anti-virus Toolkit"?
That would make you, like, a millionare, right?
Send money.
or a free Antivirus Toolkit! :)

George Wenzel

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Nov 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/17/96
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In article <32917c0b...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
anti...@ix.netcom.com says...

>Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?

No. He's a genetically engineered simulation.

>As in, "Dr. Solomon's Anti-virus Toolkit"?

That would be Dr. Solomon's Software Limited (formerly S&S, also
formerly run by Dr. Alan Solomon).

>That would make you, like, a millionare, right?

Ask him yourself.

>Send money.

If he did something like that, he wouldn't have money, would he?

>or a free Antivirus Toolkit! :)

Same as above.

Regards,

George Wenzel
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Irwin Sabath

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Nov 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/18/96
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anti...@ix.netcom.com (Nickalas) wrote:

>Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?<

Nah, Probably just the virtual Dr.S.


>As in, "Dr. Solomon's Anti-virus Toolkit"?

>That would make you, like, a millionare, right?

>Send money.


>or a free Antivirus Toolkit! :)<

Check your virtual mailbox.
Anyday now.

--
Irwin

t.i.n.s.t.a.a.f.l.


Ernst J. Oud

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Nov 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/18/96
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anti...@ix.netcom.com (Nickalas) wrote:
>Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?
>As in, "Dr. Solomon's Anti-virus Toolkit"?
>That would make you, like, a millionare, right?
>Send money.

He only gives away his socks. Visit the Virus Bulletin Conference next
year and perhaps he will do it again.

>or a free Antivirus Toolkit! :)

Contrary to common believe there are even better products.

--
Ernst J. Oud

My homepage : http://www.euronet.nl/users/ernstoud/index.html

Nickalas

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Nov 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/18/96
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On Sun, 17 Nov 1996 18:40:28 -0700, gwe...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca
(George Wenzel) wrote:

>>Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?
>

>No. He's a genetically engineered simulation.
>

Where am I? alt.witty.sarcasm? :P

>>As in, "Dr. Solomon's Anti-virus Toolkit"?
>

>That would be Dr. Solomon's Software Limited (formerly S&S, also
>formerly run by Dr. Alan Solomon).

>
Whatever...

>>That would make you, like, a millionare, right?
>

>Ask him yourself.

Maybe i will.


>
>>Send money.
>
>If he did something like that, he wouldn't have money, would he?
>

>>or a free Antivirus Toolkit! :)
>

>Same as above.
>
Those last two remarks were JOKES :)

lde...@aol.com

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Nov 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/18/96
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In article <56p6nc$k...@news.euro.net>, "Ernst J. Oud"
<erns...@euronet.nl> writes:

>Contrary to common believe there are even better products.
>
>

Oh? Inquiring minds would like to know.....


LDH

George Wenzel

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Nov 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/18/96
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>>>Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?
>>
>>No. He's a genetically engineered simulation.
>>
>Where am I? alt.witty.sarcasm? :P

Well, you may have taken a wrong turn at alt.humor, but you're
probably in the right place. ;-)

>>>That would make you, like, a millionare, right?
>>
>>Ask him yourself.
>
>Maybe i will.

I think you did already. :-)

>>
>>>Send money.


>>
>>>or a free Antivirus Toolkit! :)
>>

>Those last two remarks were JOKES :)

;-) But of course. Either way, he's the real Dr. Alan Solomon. Some
people have claimed that he doesn't exist, though. See his web page
for more details (his personal one, not the DSSL one).

W. Daniel Barker III

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Nov 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/19/96
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Irwin Sabath <ins...@airmail.net> wrote in article
<56ompf$i...@library.airnews.net>...

> anti...@ix.netcom.com (Nickalas) wrote:
>
> >Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?<
> --
> Irwin
>
> t.i.n.s.t.a.a.f.l.
>
Who the heck needs to clean up the grammar in tanstaafl?

Robert Andrew Barrow

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Nov 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/19/96
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In article <56p6nc$k...@news.euro.net>, "Ernst J. Oud"
<erns...@euronet.nl> writes
>Contrary to common believe there are even better products.

Better meaning more desirable, like a JagXK8 perhaps?

--
Robert Andrew Barrow

Kenneth Weiss

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Nov 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/19/96
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On 18 Nov 1996 08:28:28 GMT, "Ernst J. Oud" <erns...@euronet.nl>
wrote:

>He only gives away his socks. Visit the Virus Bulletin Conference next
>year and perhaps he will do it again.

>Contrary to common believe there are even better products.

What are these better products?
--
Ken Weiss
mailto:kwe...@bway.net
http://www.bway.net/~kweiss
(C)urrently (D)efeated (A)ffront

Jason Woodrow

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Nov 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/19/96
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Ok, here is my Public Display of Ignorance:
What does tanstaafl mean?
I've seen it before, but have never found a translation.
Have mercy...

-Jason Woodrow

Robert Freese

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Nov 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/19/96
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In article <3291FE...@om.cv.hp.com>, jason_...@om.cv.hp.com
says...

> W. Daniel Barker III wrote:
> >
> > Irwin Sabath <ins...@airmail.net> wrote in article
> > <56ompf$i...@library.airnews.net>...
> > > anti...@ix.netcom.com (Nickalas) wrote:
> > >
> > > >Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?<
> > > --
> > > Irwin
> > >
> What does tanstaafl mean?
> I've seen it before, but have never found a translation.

tanstaafl=There ain't no such thing as a free lunch

Luis Castro

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Nov 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/19/96
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In article <32921cfb...@news.bway.net>, kwe...@bway.net says...

>
>On 18 Nov 1996 08:28:28 GMT, "Ernst J. Oud" <erns...@euronet.nl>
>wrote:
>
>>He only gives away his socks. Visit the Virus Bulletin Conference next
>>year and perhaps he will do it again.

What's socks?

Best regards (Luis Castro)

Pierre Vandevenne

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Nov 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/20/96
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Hello,

In <32921cfb...@news.bway.net>, kwe...@bway.net (Kenneth Weiss) writes:
>On 18 Nov 1996 08:28:28 GMT, "Ernst J. Oud" <erns...@euronet.nl>
>wrote:
>
>>He only gives away his socks. Visit the Virus Bulletin Conference next
>>year and perhaps he will do it again.

>>Contrary to common believe there are even better products.
>
>What are these better products?

Ernst seems to be a Sophos fan. Sophos is a good product. But, IMHO,
there is no such thing as a "best" product.

My definition of best is : detects all viruses in the wild or likely to
be and is troublefree for the user.

There are a lot of a-v that can make and support claim one. Claim two is
a moving target, no a-v can claim to be trouble free on every system on
earth : therefore, there is no such thing as a best a-v.

---
Pierre Vandevenne, MD - http://www.datarescue.com
DataRescue sprl 110 route du Condroz 4121 Neupre Belgium
Publisher of IDA Pro : interactive multi-os, multi-processor disassembler
DOS, OS/2, Win95, Win NT, Win, NLMs and more !

Richard E. Fiegle

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Nov 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/20/96
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In article <3291FE...@om.cv.hp.com>, Jason Woodrow

<jason_...@om.cv.hp.com> wrote:
> Ok, here is my Public Display of Ignorance:
> What does tanstaafl mean?
> I've seen it before, but have never found a translation.
> Have mercy...

There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch

The origin of this is definitely Robert A. Heinlien, the
deceased Sci Fi writer (best known for _Stranger in a
Strange Land_). I believe it was the character Lazarus Long
that coined this phrase (as an acronym, at least), probably
in _Time Enough for Love_.

--
Richard E. Fiegle
Opinions expressed are mine, not necessarily those of my employer

George Wenzel

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Nov 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/20/96
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In article <56u5es$6...@lana.zippo.com>, 9500...@ucv.edu.ve says...

>>>He only gives away his socks. Visit the Virus Bulletin Conference next
>>>year and perhaps he will do it again.
>
>What's socks?

They're cloth tubes, open on one end, generally used to cover one's
feet.

Irwin Sabath

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Nov 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/20/96
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"W. Daniel Barker III" <dba...@visioncomm.com> wrote:

>Irwin Sabath <ins...@airmail.net> wrote in article
><56ompf$i...@library.airnews.net>...
>> anti...@ix.netcom.com (Nickalas) wrote:
>>
>> >Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?<
>> --
>> Irwin
>>

>> t.i.n.s.t.a.a.f.l.
>>
>Who the heck needs to clean up the grammar in tanstaafl?<

What happened? Your poetic license expire?

--
Irwin

t.i.n.s.t.a.a.f.l.


Pat Reskey

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Nov 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/20/96
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Luis Castro wrote:
>
> In article <32921cfb...@news.bway.net>, kwe...@bway.net says...
> >
> >On 18 Nov 1996 08:28:28 GMT, "Ernst J. Oud" <erns...@euronet.nl>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>He only gives away his socks. Visit the Virus Bulletin Conference next
> >>year and perhaps he will do it again.
>
> What's socks?
>
> Best regards (Luis Castro)


Calcetines, o medias cortas, en Venezuela. The company distributes
lots of clean, new socks, specially made with the company logo, to
customers as a promotional/advertising item.

....image of Dr. Solomon and members of the DSS staff taking the socks
off their feet at business events and offering them as a gift to
potential customers fades away...

Pat Reskey

Rene

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Nov 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/21/96
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Luis Castro <9500...@ucv.edu.ve> wrote:

>>On 18 Nov 1996 08:28:28 GMT, "Ernst J. Oud" <erns...@euronet.nl>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>He only gives away his socks. Visit the Virus Bulletin Conference next
>>>year and perhaps he will do it again.

>What's socks?

s.o.c.k.s. = solomon often contributes knit stockings

Rene'


Greg Miller

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Nov 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/21/96
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On Wed, 20 Nov 1996 15:06:24 -0700, gwe...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca (George Wenzel)
wrote:

>>What's socks?


>
>They're cloth tubes, open on one end, generally used to cover one's
>feet.

I'm glad someone finally cleared that up.

Welcome to Windows 95 where you click "START" to "SHUT DOWN".
Greg Miller: Consultant (gre...@mis.net)
http://grendel.ius.indiana.edu/~gmiller/

Bob Schultz

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Nov 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/21/96
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Jason Woodrow <jason_...@om.cv.hp.com> wrote:

>W. Daniel Barker III wrote:
>>
>> Irwin Sabath <ins...@airmail.net> wrote in article
>> <56ompf$i...@library.airnews.net>...
>> > anti...@ix.netcom.com (Nickalas) wrote:
>> >
>> > >Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?<
>> > --
>> > Irwin
>> >
>> > t.i.n.s.t.a.a.f.l.
>> >
>> Who the heck needs to clean up the grammar in tanstaafl?
>
>

>Ok, here is my Public Display of Ignorance:
>What does tanstaafl mean?
>I've seen it before, but have never found a translation.
>Have mercy...
>

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. -- Robert A. Heinlein

Irwin Sabath

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Nov 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/21/96
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refi...@mail.delcoelect.com (Richard E. Fiegle) wrote:

>In article <3291FE...@om.cv.hp.com>, Jason Woodrow
><jason_...@om.cv.hp.com> wrote:

>> Ok, here is my Public Display of Ignorance:
>> What does tanstaafl mean?
>> I've seen it before, but have never found a translation.
>> Have mercy...

>There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch

>The origin of this is definitely Robert A. Heinlien, the
>deceased Sci Fi writer (best known for _Stranger in a
>Strange Land_). I believe it was the character Lazarus Long
>that coined this phrase (as an acronym, at least), probably
>in _Time Enough for Love_.

Richard,

Everything you say above is correct.
So what?
No belligerence intended.
--
Irwin

t.i.n.s.t.a.a.f.l.


Galen D. Jones

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Nov 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/23/96
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In article <572156$p...@library.airnews.net>, ins...@airmail.net says...

Definitely off topic, but...

It is not correct...It was coined by Heinlein, but it appeared in _The Moon Is
a Harsh Mistress_ which was published in book form in 1966. _Time Enough For
Love_ did not get published until 1973. I don't know if that was the first
time he wrote it, but it definitely pre-dated _Time Enough For Love_


Dr Alan Solomon

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Nov 27, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/27/96
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In article <32917c0b...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>, Nickalas (anti...@ix.netcom.com) writes:
>Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?
>As in, "Dr. Solomon's Anti-virus Toolkit"?

Yes, that's me.

>That would make you, like, a millionare, right?

>Send money.

Send me a good reason to.

>or a free Antivirus Toolkit! :)

Ask the company that sells them. I sold the company.

--
Alan Solomon, Chairman, AuthenTec Data Recovery and Computer Forensics
Personal: drs...@ibmpcug.co.uk http://www.ibmpcug.co.uk/~drsolly
Business: alan.s...@authentec.sprint.com news:alt.cesium
I use Dr Solomon's Antivirus, from Dr Solomon's Software Ltd.
DSSL: http://www.drsolomon.com email: sup...@drsolomon.com

Dr Alan Solomon

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In article <01bbd5ae$9f708d80$0fe192cf@gothamway>, "W. Daniel Barker III" (dba...@visioncomm.com) writes:
>Irwin Sabath <ins...@airmail.net> wrote in article
><56ompf$i...@library.airnews.net>...
>> anti...@ix.netcom.com (Nickalas) wrote:
>>
>> >Are you THE REAL "Dr. Solomon"?<
>> --
>> Irwin
>>
>> t.i.n.s.t.a.a.f.l.
>>
>Who the heck needs to clean up the grammar in tanstaafl?


That's what *I* told him.

Dr Alan Solomon

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In article <56u5es$6...@lana.zippo.com>, Luis Castro (9500...@ucv.edu.ve) writes:
>In article <32921cfb...@news.bway.net>, kwe...@bway.net says...
>>
>>On 18 Nov 1996 08:28:28 GMT, "Ernst J. Oud" <erns...@euronet.nl>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>He only gives away his socks. Visit the Virus Bulletin Conference next
>>>year and perhaps he will do it again.
>
>What's socks?

You wear them on your feet. One on each foot. There's a manual available
if you need it.

Dr Alan Solomon

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In article <KTlT9BAM...@colbek.demon.co.uk>, Robert Andrew Barrow (R...@colbek.demon.co.uk) writes:
>In article <56p6nc$k...@news.euro.net>, "Ernst J. Oud"
><erns...@euronet.nl> writes
>>Contrary to common believe there are even better products.
>
>Better meaning more desirable, like a JagXK8 perhaps?
>
I'd agree with that!!!

lloy...@aol.com

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Nov 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/30/96
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Time Enough for Love was a compilation of earlier works that had, (then),
gone out of print.

LLoyd

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