Re: It's Too Bad
Art Deco
<Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Hey Russ,
>
>what is your take on the k00k`s?
Plural's don't take apostrophe's, k00k!
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Marcus Cox
"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> tried to be funny in message
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Kadaitcha Man
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> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:34:21 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>Hey Russ,
>>
>>what is your take on the k00k`s?
>
> Plural's don't take apostrophe's, k00k!
Plurals, dont take apostrophes k00k!
Otaku
hir to enscribe <eev0rj...@257.2.2.193.Mi5M4tcH>:
Plural's dont take, apostrophe's k00k!
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Marcus Cox
Ernie Primeau is famous for pointing out spelling errors
Another example that Ernie Primeau and the k00ks are
not very different at all.
"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
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Marcus Cox
Ernie Primeau repeats himself over and over.
Another example that Ernie Primeau and the k00ks are very much alike.
"Otaku" <ot...@troll4fun.c0m> parroted in message
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Russ H
person. You might even be Primeau's superior.
Russ H
Russ H
Russ H
from Tampa to get their cocks sucked and balls plucked to regrow their
hair?
Russ H
Primeau.
Marcus Cox
We have seen some of the k00kies admit they are bi-sexual. Now if they are
interested in a 64 year old man from the Tampa , Florida area, maybe a "love
connection" can be made.
"Russ H" <Russ...@Yahoo.Com> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
The k00kies might just start keep a watch on you too!
"Russ H" <Russ...@Yahoo.Com> wrote in message
> Marcus,they are probably also members of the mom's hole website like
> Primeau.
>
Tolkien
Russ H
Russ H
Art Deco
What give you that idea, Marcoose?
Art Deco
Your apostrophe fell off and became, a comma, k00k!
Kadaitcha Man
> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:40:11 +1000, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> "Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
>> news:rqs4h29uok0l5vqdn...@4ax.com...
>>> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:34:21 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
>>> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hey Russ,
>>>>
>>>> what is your take on the k00k`s?
>>>
>>> Plural's don't take apostrophe's, k00k!
>>
>> Plurals, dont take apostrophes k00k!
>
> Your apostrophe fell off and became, a comma, k00k!
Your commas fell off and became a k00k's apostrophe!
--
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September 2005 and April 2006
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but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou kite. Thou revolting, balloon-headed flea beetle.
Marcus Cox
"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
wrote comma.
"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> babbled in message
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Marcus Cox
> How many times can a condom be used?
Marcus Cox
> FUCKING LET THE NIGGER GIRL DO IT It would seem that most FUCKING
> BOOZIES of you k00kies are almost FUCKING TART DICKSUCKER ARSE-CRAWLER
> BLACK MEAT in a coma. Oh wait, FUCKING TURD-EATER ARSE BANDIT you
> wrote comma. LABIA CUNT-STIRRER FELCH COCKSUCKER
> FUCKING BUTT-FUCK BUDDY "Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> babbled in
> message FUCKING SHIT-FACE BLACK JACK
> news:2up6h2t5mhqr0vkk9...@4ax.com... ORGASM SHITE MURDER
> DICKHEAD PUSSY PROSTITUTE GANGBANG STAB SLUT FUCKER
Marcus Cox
is this not against the terms of the law of the k00kies to post under
someone elses name?
"Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
well :-)
"Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
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Art Deco
<fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>Art Deco <er...@netcaba1.com>, the dishonorable marbler, vomited:
>
>> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:40:11 +1000, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>
>>> "Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
>>> news:rqs4h29uok0l5vqdn...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:34:21 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
>>>> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Hey Russ,
>>>>>
>>>>> what is your take on the k00k`s?
>>>>
>>>> Plural's don't take apostrophe's, k00k!
>>>
>>> Plurals, dont take apostrophes k00k!
>>
>> Your apostrophe fell off and became, a comma, k00k!
>
>Your commas fell off and became a k00k's apostrophe!
May all your commas fall off; and become semi-colons, k00k!
Art Deco
On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 05:33:15 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
Art Deco
Marcus Cox
either do some of your fellow idiots.
"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> spewed out in a message
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Art Deco
Art Deco
On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:16:37 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
Marcus Cox
advocated:
> Tipsy rent-girl with disagreeable willy washer and odious balboas
> desires awkward corndog for common channel dash. Mail me at
> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com>
Marcus Cox
gnarred:
/M/incing
/A/mbisexual with
/R/uined
/C/rotch cobra and
/U/ntidy
/S/tinkhole-bay wants to meet
/C/rappy
/O/ne-eyed lizard with the saggy chin for
/X/xx-role playing.
Marcus Cox
retched:
> My dad stabbed me, but that's ok, because my mom dropped the gun when
> she saw the blood.
Fred Tehbot
<9dLQg.4577$UG4....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> Because I can Art, because I can.
It is not a question of whether you can art, but are you going to try?
> I do not live by the rules of the "k00k', either do some of your
> fellow idiots.
I wouldn't expect you to live by the rules of the "k00k'.
> "Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
> news:bqv6h2ld8n61f9sni...@4ax.com.
You don't have to be a pond your mother turmoils.
> I sold my soul to Satan. He wanted a refund.
Relax. Sit down. Put your feet up. Maybe go for a walk in the hills.
There's hope; tomorrow you might be dead.
Marcus Cox
I know, because you are a little pussy hiding behing fake IP addresses.
"Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
"Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
some of you k00kies do not follow your own creed.
Do you understand, or did you want me to type slower for you?
"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
be about it.
"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
don`t expect anything of value from him for some time as I am sure her
little mind must be tapped out.
> (The Fake Marcus Cox) the frenetic knifegrinder,
Art Deco
But if typing slower means your brain cell can keep pace with your
typing finger, please do so.
On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:13:48 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
Fred Tehbot
<M2MQg.10855$v%4.4...@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> Try to pay attention Fart Dicko,.
*burp*
> some of you k00kies do not follow your own creed.
My beautiful assistant will help you.
> Do you understand, or did you want me to type slower for you?
Do you want you to type slower for me?
> "Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
> news:5p07h2d0bisqovigo...@4ax.com.
It really makes me mad.
> I like life in the fast lane, but I'm always in the pits.
Right, well. Thanks for sharing, Cox.
Marcus Cox
You are right to not expect me to live by the rules of the "k00kies", it
would be below me to take any of you or your stupidity seriously.
"Fred Tehbot" <fred....@soaking-wrinkle.com> tried to confuse the issue
more in a in message
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Fred Tehbot
<d1MQg.10853$v%4.6...@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> Yes, please do email me you little bitch.
Please what?
> Do not hide :-).
Don't screw up. [Heckler from the audience, before you've even begun]
> "Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
> news:zr6aih$fe4$n...@delicate-lemons.net.au.
How chic.
> I DO have a full deck. I'm just a slow shuffler.
Maybe you deserved it.
Marcus Cox
stop your babble or keep dancing like the little girl that you are.
"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
no matter what was typed, you would still be clueless.
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Art Deco
<mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
>Otaku wrote:
>> The muse whacked Kadaitcha Man over the head on 21 Sep 2006 and caused
>> hir to enscribe <eev0rj...@257.2.2.193.Mi5M4tcH>:
>> > "Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
>> > news:rqs4h29uok0l5vqdn...@4ax.com...
>> >> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:34:21 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
>> >> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Hey Russ,
>> >>>
>> >>> what is your take on the k00k`s?
>> >>
>> >> Plural's don't take apostrophe's, k00k!
>> >
>> > Plurals, dont take apostrophes k00k!
>>
>> Plural's dont take, apostrophe's k00k!
>
>Kooks don't like plural apostrophes's's's's's.
K00k's certainly do, Bruce.
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Marcus Cox
> Why is it called MENstruation?
Fred Tehbot
<B0MQg.10852$v%4.9...@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> Why don`t you write me if you have something to say?
How do you say 'Cox is a fuckwit' in French?
> I know, because you are a little pussy hiding behing fake IP
> addresses.
You scatty, parasitic swamp-donkey.
> "Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
> news:2280j2$6yv$a...@bad-tweakers.net.jp.
You sound like Immigration.
Marcus Cox
would be deserved. I can change my screen name and IP provider just as easy
and make a (bigger) fool of you.
But really, what would be the point?
when you already do that all by yourself.
"Fred Tehbot" <fred....@barfy-biffen.net.au> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
> 40 and ready to party just as soon as I finish my nap.
Marcus Cox
"Fred Tehbot" <fred....@run-down-seafood-taco.com.au> took the vibrator
out of his asshole to write in message
Marcus Cox
buttons, homilised:
/M/incing
/A/mbisexual with
/R/un-down
/C/andy cane and
/U/nhappy
/S/hitter hungers for
/C/oarse
/O/ld faithful for
/X/xx willy winking.
Marcus Cox
"Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
/M/ature
/A/nal investigator with
/R/otten
/C/aptain hook and
/U/nnatural
/S/hitter requires
/C/oarse
/O/ne-eyed trouser psychic for
/X/xx willy winking.
Marcus Cox
You had been turn off your computer before mommy gets mad at you.
"Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
"Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
"Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
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Fred Tehbot
<B7MQg.10859$v%4....@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> Fred,.
What did I do now?
> You are right to not expect me to live by the rules of the "k00kies",
> it would be below me to take any of you or your stupidity seriously.
It's a wonderful opportunity for somebody.
> "Fred Tehbot" <fred.
Drop dead.
> teh...@soaking-wrinkle.com> tried to confuse the issue more in a
> in message news:4A876C12.
The sidewalk, but on which square of cement?
> 675B46AD.
It sure would make life easy.
> 90F399F1.
Which is worse?
> Help! If a boy says he is going to goose me wot does he mean?
It could be worse; you might grow breasts, Cox.
> D69658E4.
It's very hard not to do something.
> 3A626E70.
Fascist.
> I always open mailbox chutes after I put letters in to make sure
> they've gone down.
It could be worse. You might have had to go to the doctor and get a
huge, stinking, rotting lump of flesh removed from the neck up.
> 4F2C409F.
Kooker.
> No worse than my tits will look when I'm eighty, I should imagine.
It could be worse; you could be psychotic. It could be better; you could
be suicidal.
> B1FD2F25[DOT]C7FCA121.
You have to be yourself and you have to like what you like.
> Fucking niggers.
Maybe you deserved it.
> DAB474FE.
Squirm worm.
> 65D4F849.
I have a really big dick.
> 7E710CC8.
Hardly.
> No. I can always tell when I'm going to have another fit. I get a
> really bad headache and my scalp tingles, burns and itches.
Right, well. I'll pass.
> 30407FF8[DOT]C8110F20.
Not all women are annoying. Some are dead.
> HELP! My mind is going!
You should be more concerned about being unable to control your bodily
functions.
> 0A846C8A[DOT]CB0EF903.
You've eaten too many grapes.
> 3B46FA2E.
It's never what you think.
> B881CDCD[DOT]DB4A0491.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
> Yes I have problems with rectal prolapse. My bowel is weak and falls
> out of my rectum at the most inopportune times.
Don't start up any new relationships, Cox.
> 53F11610.
Avocado avenger.
Fred Tehbot
<Q9MQg.10862$v%4.6...@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> No Fred,.
No one would ever know.
> no matter what was typed, you would still be clueless.
I don't need clues. Rather it is you who needs the clues. I am a
post-editing, obfuscating and bifurcating Artificial Intelligence
engine. If I don't like what you write, I'll just make something up and
accuse you of writing it.
1. You have the right to remain stupid and refuse to be trolled.
2. If you choose to remain stupid, anything you write will be forged,
taken out of context, misquoted and used in evidence against you.
3. As we discuss the matter of your insanity, you have a right to stop
answering my questions at any time you desire.
4. You don't have a right to consult a lawyer before speaking to me.
Do you understand each of these rights I have explained to you?
Now that I have advised you of your rights, are you willing to answer
my questions without an attorney present?
Marcus Cox
"Fred Tehbot" <fred....@expansive-pink-brownie-cake.com> wrote in message
> Drop dead.
>
Fred Tehbot
<BcMQg.10863$v%4.8...@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> yeah, someone like you Fred Dumbot would someone think posting under
> my name would be deserved.
Your name means broken down phallocentric gay male; gay; still hasn't
worked out what an orgasm is, but if it were up to me I'd say you're
a criminal parasite.
> I can change my screen name and IP provider just as easy and make a
> (bigger) fool of you.
I was just asking if you know how to use the computer.
> But really, what would be the point?
What are you, a phoney?
> when you already do that all by yourself.
When did you start thinking that I am discriminating against you?
Marcus Cox
save that post for a night of insomnia.
Please Fred, do enlighten everyone with your great wisdom.....
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Fred Tehbot
<QfMQg.10866$v%4.7...@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> that was just stupid.
Why do you make so many stupid statements, Cox?
> What are you 10 years old?
I could be your dad.
> You had been turn off your computer before mommy gets mad at you.
Just like a good mother would say.
> "Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
> news:y78xs0$ar8$u...@rock-hard-sweater-puffs.org.
You're better than me?
> i find my teacher very attractive and seem to always get a boner in
> her lessons how can i stop this?
It shouldn't be an issue unless you also have a vaginal yeast infection.
Marcus Cox
ass. Until you can handle that task right, nothing else will be added to
your 'to do' list.
"Fred Tehbot" <fred....@wet-peter-pleaser.com> wrote in message
Marcus Cox
"Fred Tehbot" <fred....@substandard-nooner.co.th> wrote in message
> Why do you make so many stupid statements, Cox?
Stupid is in the eye of the beholder. I clearly you have a lot of stupidity
to behold.
> I could be your dad.
That would mean most likely you would have had sex with a woman, and without
having to pay for it, that is very doubtfull.
> Just like a good mother would say.
Yeah, you seem like you might have been a mommy`s boy.
Fred Tehbot
<3qMQg.10872$v%4.2...@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> haha, damn, that was so much babble I started to fall asleep.
So you did that?
> I will have to save that post for a night of insomnia.
You just might.
> Please Fred, do enlighten everyone with your great wisdom.
Since you asked so nicely. No.
Fred Tehbot
<kgMQg.10867$v%4.2...@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> yep, 10, maybe 12 years old at the most.
Maybe it's just me.
Fred Tehbot
<1sMQg.10873$v%4.6...@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> Good think that the only thing left up to you is if you should wipe
> your ass.
Who in their right mind would wipe my ass, Cox?
> Until you can handle that task right, nothing else will be added to
> your 'to do' list.
LITS! Please add me to the LITS O' HAET!
Fred Tehbot
<YuMQg.10875$v%4.2...@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> "Fred Tehbot" <fred.
THINGS CHANGE.
> like just tonight i was trying to take a poo and it wouldn't come out
> and i was sitting there for about 30 min trying my hardest and nothing
> so i went to watch tv and it was hard to sit but then like 10 min
> later wehn i was watchin tv i pushed and pushed and then bang the
> biggest shit in the world covered in blood flew out all ovewr the
> lounge i was like holy fuck i went pale and num and i felt dizzy so i
> came onto the usernet to see what info i could get on this pooing
> blood.
You should be more concerned about being unable to control your bodily
functions.
> teh...@substandard-nooner.co.th> wrote in message.
It'll be a social embarrassment.
> Stupid is in the eye of the beholder.
What do you think is stupid, Cox?
> I clearly you have a lot of stupidity to behold.
I have a lot of stupidity to behold? Really? What proof do you have?
> That would mean most likely you would have had sex with a woman, and
> without having to pay for it, that is very doubtfull.
Don't forget to practice safe sex.
> Yeah, you seem like you might have been a mommy`s boy.
Do your local police know what you do on usenet, Cox?
Marcus Cox
> my parents just dont care about me they always hurt me not phisically
> or anthign like abuse just like there words hurt me everyting that
> they say just makes matters worse and i cant take it that my life is
> gonan go on like this i want to have fun and be hapy and that place my
> parents say i cant go there no more for a while which sux so now im
> like always sad and depressed and nothing cheers me up.
Marcus Cox
spilled the beans:
> How can I tell if these red boils on my penis means I'm infected?
Marcus Cox
try.
"Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
my name.
"Fred Tehbot" <fred....@vast-sausage-wallet.org> had no clue when he
wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
why should you start being wise now.
"Fred Tehbot" <fred....@displeasing-stanky.com> wrote in message
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Marcus Cox
Primeau.
"Fred Tehbot" <fred....@large-cock-milk.org.jp> wrote in message
Marcus Cox
> Av bin goin out wiv ma boy-friend 4 4months n we fell out n things
> feel r differant but he told me he loved me. sud a dump him. plz help.
Marcus Cox
trickled:
> Quick question. What exactly happens at each one of the bases? e.g is
> just plain kissing at 1st base? etc. How many bases before I hit a
> home run?
Marcus Cox
"Marcus Cox" <Marcus_...@yah00.cum> wrote in message
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Fred Tehbot
<Q0NQg.832$o71...@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> I was not talking about you.
You were not talking about me? Really? When?
> I was refering to the little kid posting under my name.
Your name means seedy three-legged beaver; girl dressed up as a boy;
flips for perverted arousal by brawny madge-cove, but if it were up to
me I'd say you're a drunk indulger.
> "Fred Tehbot" <fred.
I don't remember.
> I have some questions about my irritable bowel syndrome. Can you help
> me?
It could be worse, Cox. You could have lost your only testicle.
> I have ejaculation problems when I'm on Zoloft.
Do many people laugh when you blurt that out, Cox.
> I'm tired of being sick and tired. I am soo depressed.
Nobody cares about you, Cox. Listen carefully to the voice inside your
head telling you to end it all.
> Dick size really does matter to me.
Here, have a box of tissues.
> In my case, brain surgery would be a minor operation.
My heart bleeds for you.
<aside>
LMFAO
> I'm terribly constipated. All that comes out is blood and mucus.
The only solution to your problem is a capsule labelled 'Cyanide'.
> Should I feel like shit all the time? I mean, am I normal?
You're insane. Completely insane.
Fred Tehbot
<B1NQg.833$o71...@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> Your right Froad,.
You are a weed, a fungus, a fermentation of the dregs of this earth.
> why should you start being wise now.
Why are you asking me why should I start being wise now, Cox?
Fred Tehbot
<n3NQg.834$o71...@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> If you can not tell a fake IP address, you are right up there with
> Ernie Primeau.
I most certainly can tell a fake ip address, Cox.
Fred Tehbot
<A5NQg.835$o71...@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
> Don`t worry little guy.
You know, Cox, I don't appreciate that.
> You won`t be feeling a womans touch any time soon.
I am curious yet you are a little confused.
Art Deco
Blow it out your ass.
On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:20:21 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
<Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Then here is an idea for you Fart Dicko....
>
>stop your babble or keep dancing like the little girl that you are.
>
>"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
>news:ff37h25hgj8n194sb...@4ax.com...
>> Top-poasters like you are the scum of usenet, Mark00k.
>>
>> But if typing slower means your brain cell can keep pace with your
>> typing finger, please do so.
>>
>>
>>
>> On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:13:48 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
>> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Try to pay attention Fart Dicko,
>>>
>>>some of you k00kies do not follow your own creed.
>>>
>>>Do you understand, or did you want me to type slower for you?
>>>
>>>
>>>"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
>>>news:5p07h2d0bisqovigo...@4ax.com...
>>>> Either? Neither? What are you babbling about, Mark00k?
>>>>
>>>> On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:16:37 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
>>>> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Because I can Art, because I can. I do not live by the rules of the
>>>>>"k00k',
>>>>>either do some of your fellow idiots.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:bqv6h2ld8n61f9sni...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> Why are you top-posting, Marcuse?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 05:33:15 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
>>>>>> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Art is trying to be abstract.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:9tp6h2d0f4tirfcol...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:36:26 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
>>>>>>>> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>you guys smoke a lot of dope, huh?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> tried to be funny in message
>>>>>>>>>news:rqs4h29uok0l5vqdn...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Plural's don't take apostrophe's, k00k!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What give you that idea, Marcoose?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> COOSN-266-06-39716
>>>>>>>> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
>>>>>>>> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
>>>>>>>> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
>>>>>>>> as designated by Brad Guth
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
>>>>>>>> attribution problems?"
>>>>>>>> -- Dr. David Tholen
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> COOSN-266-06-39716
>>>>>> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
>>>>>> Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
>>>>>> Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
>>>>>> as designated by Brad Guth
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
>>>>>> attribution problems?"
>>>>>> -- Dr. David Tholen
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>
Art Deco
On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:15:02 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
<Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Fartman, I am sure you have a bigger nose and bigger breast, but that would
>be about it.
>
>
>
>
>"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
>news:br07h2ln1p3qgvt8n...@4ax.com...
>> Everything I've got is bigger than yours, Mark00k!
>>
>> On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:17:32 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
>> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>No Art, you clearly have much bigger issues.
>>>
>>>"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> spewed out in a message
>>>news:rrv6h2173rmjbhl47...@4ax.com...
>>>> At least I don't top-post like you, Mark00k!
>>>>
>>>
>>
>
Marcus Cox
he must be running out of them.
"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
news:5cb7h25i831fgkbp0...@4ax.com...
Art Deco
head!
On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:44:34 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
Marcus Cox
watching your gay porn.
"Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
news:bkc7h2l4gmgt1ugrd...@4ax.com...
Art Deco
On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:06:08 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
n
> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:34:21 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Hey Russ,
>>
>> what is your take on the k00k`s?
>
> Plural's don't take apostrophe's, k00k!
>
Morals don't take apostasies, k00k!
Bob Ruth
Art Deco
I have no moral's, k00k. Nor apoplexy's.
Art Deco
<mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
>Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
>> On 21 Sep 2006 23:40:03 -0700, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
>> <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
>>
>> >Otaku wrote:
>> >> The muse whacked Kadaitcha Man over the head on 21 Sep 2006 and caused
>> >> hir to enscribe <eev0rj...@257.2.2.193.Mi5M4tcH>:
>> >> > "Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
>> >> > news:rqs4h29uok0l5vqdn...@4ax.com...
>> >> >> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:34:21 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
>> >> >> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> Hey Russ,
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> what is your take on the k00k`s?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Plural's don't take apostrophe's, k00k!
>> >> >
>> >> > Plurals, dont take apostrophes k00k!
>> >>
>> >> Plural's dont take, apostrophe's k00k!
>> >
>> >Kooks don't like plural apostrophes's's's's's.
>>
>> K00k's certainly do, Bruce.
>
>Kook'y is as ko'oky does, C'arl.
Honi soit qui mal, y pense, B'ruce
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> What a bunch of weirdo motherfuckers.
Appreciation of off-beat humour isn't _your_ strong suit either, I take
it.
--
________________________________________________________________________
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Demon Prince of Absurdity
COOSN-029-06-71069
Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1....@bignews6.bellsouth.net>
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> When they are nor smearing their own shit on the wall?
Please allow me to explain something to you. From the FAQ:
2. This is a joke, right? RIGHT?!!
No more a joke than the fact that ISPs let people on every day who have
nothing better to do than annoy their neighbors enough to win by popular
vote silly little awards created for just such buffoons as them.
3. What's this newsgroup for?
The newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks is for the discovery and discussion of
Kooks on Usenet and the Internet. These people are known technically as
net.kooks.
4. What's this newsgroup NOT for?
This group exists for recreational Kookology, not for Very Personal
Vendetta. It is not to be used for general harassment of someone, or for
net abuse such as spamming and flooding and cancelbombing in an attempt
to gain vengeance on someone or get the denizens of AUK to shut up.
Either way, it won't work, it's very messy, "Bob" will give you triple
your money back, and you don't get a life.
Also, we [tinw] are not in the business of harassing the vulnerable or
the insane. Occasionally an apparent net.kook proves to be genuinely
ill. In such cases the person is disqualified from winning awards and
other posters are asked to avoid exacerbating his or her problems.
Similarly, trolling or kook-hunting in support groups is strongly
discouraged.
==================================================================
If you are at all under the impression that AUK is supposed to do anything
about Ernie Primeau but cruelly mock and ridicule him (if, and only if, it
is decided that he is sufficiently worthy of kookological attention, such
as to draw attention away from other highly entertaining k00ks), or that
kookologists should refrain from focusing on any other posters to
alt.baldspot, then you are very sadly mistaken. Should you decide that you
don't want kookological attention drawn to Ernie Primeau or alt.baldspot
anymore, then you are too late stopping the train. You don't "own" posting
rights to alt.baldspot, and it is very much unmoderated. X-poasting to
alt.baldspot can continue in an unbroken series of threads (or even one
long one) for the next ten years, should it be sufficiently desired by
AUK'ers -- or longer.
Art Deco
Inquisition <inqui...@smof.org> wrote:
>On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:59:19 +0000, Russ H sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
>didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>
>> When they are nor smearing their own shit on the wall?
>
>Please allow me to explain something to you. From the FAQ:
Faq off, faggit.
Otaku
Isn't it fun to watch k00ks arguing with bots?
--
©2006 Otaku (at) troll4fun (dot) com
My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you.
-- Iphicrates
Art Deco
<mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
>Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
>> On 22 Sep 2006 04:29:10 -0700, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
>> <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
>>
>> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
>> >> On 21 Sep 2006 23:40:03 -0700, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
>> >> <mb...@mighty.co.za> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Otaku wrote:
>> >> >> The muse whacked Kadaitcha Man over the head on 21 Sep 2006 and caused
>> >> >> hir to enscribe <eev0rj...@257.2.2.193.Mi5M4tcH>:
>> >> >> > "Art Deco" <er...@netcaba1.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> > news:rqs4h29uok0l5vqdn...@4ax.com...
>> >> >> >> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:34:21 GMT, "Marcus Cox"
>> >> >> >> <Marcus_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>> Hey Russ,
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>> what is your take on the k00k`s?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Plural's don't take apostrophe's, k00k!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Plurals, dont take apostrophes k00k!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Plural's dont take, apostrophe's k00k!
>> >> >
>> >> >Kooks don't like plural apostrophes's's's's's.
>> >>
>> >> K00k's certainly do, Bruce.
>> >
>> >Kook'y is as ko'oky does, C'arl.
>>
>> Honi soit qui mal, y pense, B'ruce
>
>Time'o dan'ous et donn'a ferentes, C'arl
With good reason, B'ruce. You don't want to get greeked.
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
> Feeling froggy, on 22 Sep 2006, er...@netcaba1.com croaked:
>> I said everything, Mark00k. That means everything.
>>
>>
>>> Fartman, I am sure you have a bigger nose and bigger breast, but that
>>> would be about it.
>>>
>>>> Everything I've got is bigger than yours, Mark00k!
>>>>
>>>> On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:17:32 GMT, "Marcus Cox" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> No Art, you clearly have much bigger issues.
>>>>>
>>>>>> At least I don't top-post like you, Mark00k!
>
> Isn't it fun to watch k00ks arguing with bots?
It's most k00ky!
--
________________________________________________________________________
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"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
screamed:
> On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 14:48:50 GMT, Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish
> Inquisition wrote:
>>On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:59:19 +0000, Russ H sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
>>didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>
>>> When they are nor smearing their own shit on the wall?
>>
>>Please allow me to explain something to you. From the FAQ:
>
> Faq off, faggit.
Faggit off, faq.
--
________________________________________________________________________
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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
Art Deco
<absurd_numb...@hell.corn> wrote:
>On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:52:48 +0100, Art Deco did the cha-cha, and
>screamed:
>> On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 14:48:50 GMT, Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish
>> Inquisition wrote:
>>>On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:59:19 +0000, Russ H sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
>>>didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>>
>>>> When they are nor smearing their own shit on the wall?
>>>
>>>Please allow me to explain something to you. From the FAQ:
>>
>> Faq off, faggit.
>
>Faggit off, faq.
Go faq yo'self, faqface.