Re: The great position shift - WAS - Re: Would you hire or fire this person?

[Big Crotch on a Small Fish]

Steve Carroll wrote:
> On Jan 8, 7:56 pm, Snit <use...@gallopinginsanity.com> wrote:
>> Bob Badour stated in post
>> 3OGdnbpg6uBiibTQnZ2dnUVZ5hudn...@giganews.com on 1/8/11 6:59 PM:
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>>> Steve Carroll wrote:
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>>>> On Jan 8, 6:25 pm, "Big Crotch on a Small Fish"
>>>> <BigCrotch@SmallFish> wrote:
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>>>>> Steve Carroll wrote:
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>>>>>> On Jan 8, 11:29 am, "Big Crotch on a Small Fish"
>>>>>> <BigCrotch@SmallFish> wrote:
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>>>>>>> http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Ayc.edu+%22michael+Glasser%22&ie...
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>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> You Ain't the Biggest Fish in the Crotch
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>>>>>> http://courseweb.yc.edu/csa144/mglasser/our_story.html
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>>>>>> No dancing chickens, though;)
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>>>>> LOL!
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>>>> If you're not Snit... and you haven't been frequenting this ng long
>>>> enough to have seen it, Snit once had a website that had a set of
>>>> dancing chickens. For more fun, look at the site I linked to up
>>>> above...
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>> The one from referenced by the link from your sock.
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>>>> watch it do position shifts when you click the various
>>>> buttons (great "pro" work there, Snit).
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>> Can you find a website that is centered that does *not* do that,
>> assuming some pages scroll and some do not. LOL!
>>
>> Poor Steve... so amazingly lost.
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> Do people "actually" hire you for this, Snit? As much of a beginner as
> I admittedly am with this stuff I seem to know worlds of things you
> don't. What's your secret to being successful as a web developer? It
> certainly can't have much to do with web development. Maybe when I
> move to Prescott I should contact the college about doing web dev...
> then I can explain to them that all those centered websites they see
> (they must only be looking at yours for you to still have a job)
> having varying content length don't necessarily have to shift. You
> might start by looking for an offending width value (no need to thank
> me, teaching you is thanks enough;)
>
> By the way, this is exactly the type of thing II was talking about
> when I spoke about too many people who use DW (and, apparently, those
> "teaching" it) not really understanding what's going on under the
> hood. That you're trying to CYA by claiming that *all* centered sites
> containing scrollable and non-scrollable content suffer from position
> shifts only underscores how clueless you are. OTOH, If you're
> "actually" aware that not all sites like this shift, then your
> cluelessness in another area continues... that being... your mistaken
> belief that people are as stupid as you need them to be.
>
>>>> By the way, that's "Toasty" in the bottom right pic... Snit has a
>>>> 'special connection' with him;)
>>
>> You named the SpudSight potato "Toasty". Interesting.
>
> Nah, I simply pointed to the wrong page:
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> http://courseweb.yc.edu/csa144/mglasser/critters.html
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> Of course, now that you've changed it... by removing him...Toasty is
> no longer available t the public.
>
> (cue up Snit claiming that he didn't change a thing on the website, If
> he hurries maybe he can fix the shifting before anyone else notices;)

LOL!

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You Ain't the Biggest Fish in the Crotch