Cat jumps five storeys to safety from burning building

p-0''0-h the cat (coder)

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May 14, 2021, 8:47:54 PM5/14/21

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-57124736

Live everyday like you're a cat.

Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.

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Devil incarnate, Linux user#666, BaStarD hacker, Resident evil, Monkey Boy,
Certifiable criminal, Spineless cowardly scum, textbook Psychopath,
the SCOURGE, l33t p00h d3 tr0ll, p00h == lam3r, p00h == tr0ll, troll infâme,
the OVERCAT [The BEARPAIR are dead, and we are its murderers], lowlife troll,
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smug prick, smartarse, arsehole, moron, idiot, imbecile, snittish scumbag,
liar, total ******* retard, shill, pooh-seur, Pooh Dendum, scouringerer,
jumped up chav, punk ass dole whore troll, no nothing innumerate religious
maniac, lycanthropic schizotypal lesbian, professional bully and stalker,
the most complete ignoid, joker, and furball.

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Honorary SHYSTER and FRAUD awarded for services to Haberdashery.
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Cat O' Nine Tails

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May 15, 2021, 4:06:12 AM5/15/21

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On 15/05/2021 02:47, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:
> https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-57124736
>
> Live everyday like you're a cat.
>

<alt.cat.stories> anyone?

Cat O' Nine Tails

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May 15, 2021, 4:10:51 AM5/15/21

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I see that <alt.cats> and <alt.animals.cats> newsgroups already exist.
I also see that pooh does not contribute in those NGs.

Q- Why not?

BouffantTHairdo

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May 15, 2021, 5:00:51 AM5/15/21

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Why don't you contribute here netcop?

Net Kat Kop

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May 15, 2021, 5:03:22 AM5/15/21

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Good call Bouffy. We've been monitoring this fraud for some time.

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p-0''0-h the cat (coder)

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May 15, 2021, 5:04:45 AM5/15/21

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On Sat, 15 May 2021 10:10:45 +0200, Cat O' Nine Tails
<c...@ninetails.fluff.com> wrote:

Why would the King of the Cats want to hang out with slaves? <rolls
eyes>

Live everyday like you're a cat.

Aristo.Cat

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May 15, 2021, 6:57:25 AM5/15/21

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On 15/05/2021 11:04, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:
> On Sat, 15 May 2021 10:10:45 +0200, Cat O' Nine Tails
> <c...@ninetails.fluff.com> wrote:
>
>> On 15/05/2021 10:06, Cat O' Nine Tails wrote:
>>> On 15/05/2021 02:47, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:
>>>> https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-57124736
>>>>
>>>> Live everyday like you're a cat.
>>>>
>>>
>>> <alt.cat.stories> anyone?
>>>
>>
>> I see that <alt.cats> and <alt.animals.cats> newsgroups already exist.
>> I also see that pooh does not contribute in those NGs.
>>
>> Q- Why not?
>
> Why would the King of the Cats want to hang out with slaves? <rolls
> eyes>
>

You tell 'er pooh.

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May 15, 2021, 7:01:55 AM5/15/21

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On 15/05/2021 11:03, Net Kat Kop wrote:
> Good call Bouffy. We've been monitoring this fraud for some time.

You couldn't monitor your own pussy if Trump Kop'ed it with a Net, you
charlatan. I'm the official DHS-approved net cop here. And I'm watching
you all.

Trollguardian

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May 15, 2021, 8:03:21 AM5/15/21

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Begone you chattering excuse for a Chihuahua, your foul stench has
unknowingly to thou given thy game away. Thou are a cat impersonator, no
more, no less. A fool that does't try in on to pass off as a far greater
and wiser being. Take my advice ding-a-ling and fuckoffeth to the
stygian pit of ponginess from whence you came. I shall trifle with thee
no more but at my leisure and probably on a whim I reserve the right to
send forth death in the guise of a Manchu to do do to you whatever he
choose to.