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p-0''0-h the cat (coder)

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Jun 20, 2020, 4:48:41 AM6/20/20
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Bored with Arlen's posts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_lHnZ7LUsw

Instant joy.

Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.

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Mick Finnlay

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Jun 20, 2020, 5:59:05 AM6/20/20
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"p-0''0-h the cat (coder)" <super...@fluffyunderbelly.invalid> wrote:

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> Bored with Arlen's posts?
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_lHnZ7LUsw
>
> Instant joy.

Wow. A decade ago or so our neighbours had a cat who was about as good
in the grumpiness stakes as that one. She was an elegant and proud grey
cat... disdainful (well, all cats are) and always utterly
grumpy-looking. We were best enemies:-)

She disappeared one day without trace and the whole neighbourhood was
saddened. There was a suspicion though that she had been abducted by a
couple that had just gone and moved house. Go figure.

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Flasherly

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Jun 20, 2020, 6:57:01 PM6/20/20
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On Sat, 20 Jun 2020 10:59:00 +0100, Mick Finnlay
<Mick.F...@yopmail.com> wrote:

>
>She disappeared one day without trace and the whole neighbourhood was
>saddened. There was a suspicion though that she had been abducted by a
>couple that had just gone and moved house. Go figure.

Found one the other day. Noticing a hint of movement through and upon
looking out from the window blinds, I eyed a cat next to the front of
the house where I'd set a chair. Opening the door, the cat took an
immediate interest in listening to me, a total stranger, venture a
neighborly hello. Perhaps a few years old, its healthy appearance in
any event perhaps one younger than older, this particular yellowish
feline had hardly doings, at all, with a usual circuitous reticence
invested in its relative bloodlines among irregularities encountered
by a cast to a cat's morning walks. At the time in the mood for
slices of cheese, I thought to bring a slice to this unannounced
guest, so unassumingly taken to measuring me intently at my doorstep.
A most solicitous eventuality, presumptuously upon my part, whereupon
to see revealed the cat's calculated intent and greater design, in
form hardly to whiff past the proffered cheese in my hand, and assay
sassily past into an immediacy with its head to venture past the
screen door, beckoning a formal invitation to continue and be allowed
to instigate itself furthermost within my humble abode.

A neighborly cat, indeed, I knew then as much. Someone, nearby, had
put a lot of love into this cat for it so fearlessly to step through
an instinctive shyness animals, not even certainly for all pets,
innately possess. And with that respect duly in mind, I felt it would
be a personal transgression to let it presume so much as to place
another paw forwardly, in advance into my home, before shutting the
door in its sweet furry face.

Needless to say, the plaintive mewings upon my doorstep it then
assumed as supplicant to my better nature neither would assuage to
sway an underlying precept, I knew, that, foremost, had brought it to
this stage of evocative kindliness realized, indeed;- that by another,
a nearer owner, being whom likely raised this cat from a kitten
expressly to be so amicably vocal before a resoluteness I had
expressed.

Nomen Nescio

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Jun 20, 2020, 7:16:02 PM6/20/20
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In article <c7jreft6sfaoahc7k...@4ax.com>
"p-0''0-h the cat (coder)" <super...@fluffyunderbelly.invalid> wrote:
>
>
You disappoint, Pooh. You seem to still have not figured out that
Arlen Asshole is really Diesel-Dum/Dusti-Boi. Along with a few other
nyms also. He can't use his Dusti-Boi/Diesel nym much anymore
without me delineating his past history with hundreds of his
psychotic sick posts, so he now relies on nyms. Only in the Workshop
group "belonging" to the attention-seeking, spoiled brat, David
Brooks, does the psychotic Dustin Cook any longer use his Diesel
persona.

I've slacken off somewhat in my duty as the Anon Coward because
David Brooks deserves every bit of shite he is getting over in the
shite group of "his". He has helped Dustin Cook destroy group after
group with his own obsession of being "known" on Usenet. Besides,
everyone left on Usenet knows by now not to trust the Demented Duck.
That was my main goal, to protect the unaware from victim status.

- The Anon Coward -

(Insults will be billed on a separate invoice.)

p-0''0-h the cat (coder)

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Jun 20, 2020, 7:46:09 PM6/20/20
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On Sat, 20 Jun 2020 18:56:52 -0400, Flasherly <Flas...@live.com>
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Cat abuse, I think. [Shadow confirm?] Reported.

p-0''0-h the cat (coder)

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Jun 20, 2020, 7:53:26 PM6/20/20
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On Sat, 20 Jun 2020 10:59:00 +0100, Mick Finnlay
<Mick.F...@yopmail.com> wrote:

Catnapping is sick but what about routine forced adoption, kittens torn
from their mothers, genital mutilation and faecal nose rubbing? Humans!
Cats lives matter!

p-0''0-h the cat (coder)

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Jun 20, 2020, 8:09:54 PM6/20/20
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On Sat, 20 Jun 2020 10:59:00 +0100, Mick Finnlay
<Mick.F...@yopmail.com> wrote:

Grumpy cat with gummy eyes lives up our road. It has found it's way to
our back door. The misses denies responsibility but I know different.

p-0''0-h the cat (coder)

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Jun 20, 2020, 8:23:36 PM6/20/20
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On Sun, 21 Jun 2020 01:13:59 +0200 (CEST), Nomen Nescio
<nob...@dizum.com> wrote:

>You disappoint, Pooh. You seem to still have not figured out that
>Arlen Asshole is really Diesel-Dum/Dusti-Boi. Along with a few other
>nyms also. He can't use his Dusti-Boi/Diesel nym much anymore
>without me delineating his past history with hundreds of his
>psychotic sick posts, so he now relies on nyms. Only in the Workshop
>group "belonging" to the attention-seeking, spoiled brat, David
>Brooks, does the psychotic Dustin Cook any longer use his Diesel
>persona.

OMG, I found the workshop group and bear witness that it's a hell on
earth. I unsubscribed PDQ lest I became drawn into their incessant
bickering.

*plonkerising* Dusty Diesel is the only rational choice. The floater as
well.

Dedicate your life to chasing leaves and Grumpy cat love.

>I've slacken off somewhat in my duty as the Anon Coward because
>David Brooks deserves every bit of shite he is getting over in the
>shite group of "his". He has helped Dustin Cook destroy group after
>group with his own obsession of being "known" on Usenet. Besides,
>everyone left on Usenet knows by now not to trust the Demented Duck.
>That was my main goal, to protect the unaware from victim status.
>
>- The Anon Coward -
>
>(Insults will be billed on a separate invoice.)

Wildman

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Jun 21, 2020, 12:21:45 AM6/21/20
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On Sat, 20 Jun 2020 09:48:38 +0100, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:

> Bored with Arlen's posts?
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_lHnZ7LUsw
>
> Instant joy.
>
> Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.

My granddaughter has a large poster on her bedroom
door.

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Flasherly

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Jun 21, 2020, 1:40:33 AM6/21/20
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On Sun, 21 Jun 2020 00:46:06 +0100, "p-0''0-h the cat (coder)"
<super...@fluffyunderbelly.invalid> wrote:

>Cat abuse, I think. [Shadow confirm?] Reported.

Depends on an intent and divergence from common accord;-
Consider rooks raised at the Royal Towers and their due, common
entrustment and by ward given. . .

Crows too have their share of esteem, as has been demonstrated by the
moral attitude of the Roman plebs, or rather their outrage. During
the reign of Tiberius a young crow, hatched in the nest in the temple
of Castor and Pollux, flew down to a cobbler's opposite, in the
process winning the owner's approval, apart from anything else, as a
religious bird. The crow quickly became familiar with the human
discourse, and every morning would fly along the Forum to the
-rostra-, and would greet first Tiberius and then Drusus and
Germanicus by name, and then the generality of the Roman crowd passing
by. It would then return to the shop. The tenant of the next
cobbler's, as ever jealous of his neighbour, or, as he preferred to
put it, incensed by the droppings which stained the shoes he put on
display, killed the bird. The plebs went wild. The man was hustled
out of the -regio- and before long made away with; for the fowl a
funeral was put on with the most enormous elaboration, the bier decked
out and carried between two negroes, with a flute player walking in
front, garlands of every kind, all the way to the pyre which they had
built at the second milestone of the Appia in the Campus called that
of the Rediculus . . .

-(Events depicted and ascribed by Gaius Plinius Caecilius Secundus
[known, Pliny the Younger], Anno Domini 35, during the month of Mars
[March] on the 28th. day.)

p-0''0-h the cat (coder)

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Jun 21, 2020, 4:04:08 AM6/21/20
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On Sat, 20 Jun 2020 23:21:38 -0500, Wildman <best...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 20 Jun 2020 09:48:38 +0100, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:
>
>> Bored with Arlen's posts?
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_lHnZ7LUsw
>>
>> Instant joy.
>>
>> Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.
>
>My granddaughter has a large poster on her bedroom
>door.

So much better than those Ninja Turtles.

p-0''0-h the cat (coder)

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Jun 21, 2020, 4:40:06 AM6/21/20
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On Sun, 21 Jun 2020 01:40:25 -0400, Flasherly <Flas...@live.com>
wrote:
>(Events depicted and ascribed by Gaius Plinius Caecilius Secundus
>[known, Pliny the Younger], Anno Domini 35, during the month of Mars
>[March] on the 28th. day.)

What a wonderful story. I couldn't find the exact reference but Pliny's
letters look well worth a gander. I have ordered another life for said
study.

Mick Finnlay

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Jun 21, 2020, 6:10:37 AM6/21/20
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"p-0''0-h the cat (coder)" <super...@fluffyunderbelly.invalid> wrote:

> Grumpy cat with gummy eyes lives up our road. It has found it's way to

Cat or no cat... man up and learn English. This is the second time
within a few days that you it's it. Some old-fashioned people (aka gits)
note these things.

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Mick

Mick Finnlay

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Jun 21, 2020, 6:16:44 AM6/21/20
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"p-0''0-h the cat (coder)" <super...@fluffyunderbelly.invalid> wrote:

> What a wonderful story. I couldn't find the exact reference but Pliny's
> letters look well worth a gander. I have ordered another life for said
> study.

Not only P. Look into Cicero or Seneca or Marcus Aurelius, to name just
a few. Or The Histories by that old Greek chap... all superb reads and
all much better than the crap that's dominating the bestseller lists
today.

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Mick

Flasherly

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Jun 21, 2020, 7:35:03 AM6/21/20
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On Sun, 21 Jun 2020 09:40:03 +0100, "p-0''0-h the cat (coder)"
<super...@fluffyunderbelly.invalid> wrote:

>What a wonderful story. I couldn't find the exact reference

Within exemplary context and a general proviso of existent interplays,
neither without certain stately pride to exalt for propagandist value,
over a permitted, essential and expected component of political roles
exercised, or exploited, by dint of Roman citizenship conferred to the
lowest denominator;- Whilst all is well ideally (between tribes and
gangs), whereas when not...

THE CAMBRIDGE ANCIENT HISTORY SECOND EDITION
VOLUME X The Augustan Empire, 43 B.C—A.D. 69

PART IV ROMAN SOCIETY AND CULTURE UNDER THE JULIO-CLAUDIANS

There was indeed a real political component: the plebeians who shouted
Nero's praises in 68 when he made his grand return to Rome from his
Greek tour, demolishing the city wall to enter a city garlanded and
full of lamps and incense (Dio LXii.20.4), in only months were joining
in the round of hysterical sacrifice and merrymaking, dressed in caps
of liberty like freed slaves, to commemorate his suicide (ibid.
Lxin.29.1). Within a year 50,000 had died in the civil war which
ensued (ibid. Lxiv.19.3).

Chapter 15 (p.807) - Rome and its development under Augustus and his
successors by NICHOLAS PURCELL, Fellow and Tutor in Ancient
History, St John's College, Oxford

p-0''0-h the cat (coder)

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Jun 21, 2020, 7:35:11 AM6/21/20
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Pedantic but fair. I would like to apologise to all my fans for any
distress the stray apostrophe has caused.

Shadow

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Jun 21, 2020, 5:11:45 PM6/21/20
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Not sure. Maybe a translation might help.
PS I liked Grumpy's slave.
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Shadow

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Jun 21, 2020, 5:14:46 PM6/21/20
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On Sun, 21 Jun 2020 01:23:33 +0100, "p-0''0-h the cat (coder)"
<super...@fluffyunderbelly.invalid> wrote:

><whatever snitted>

>OMG, I found the workshop group and bear witness that it's a hell on
>earth.

The "moderator" is one of the devil's disciples.
What did you expect?
HTH

Shadow

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Jun 21, 2020, 5:18:56 PM6/21/20
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On Sun, 21 Jun 2020 12:35:08 +0100, "p-0''0-h the cat (coder)"
<super...@fluffyunderbelly.invalid> wrote:

>On Sun, 21 Jun 2020 11:10:33 +0100, Mick Finnlay
><Mick.F...@yopmail.com> wrote:
>
>>"p-0''0-h the cat (coder)" <super...@fluffyunderbelly.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> Grumpy cat with gummy eyes lives up our road. It has found it's way to
>>
>>Cat or no cat... man up and learn English. This is the second time
>>within a few days that you it's it. Some old-fashioned people (aka gits)
>>note these things.
>
>Pedantic but fair. I would like to apologise to all my fans for any
>distress the stray apostrophe has caused.

Apologie acsepted. We'll do it every now and then.
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