LNH: Goodbye, Looniversal Answering Machine!

[Arthur Spitzer]

And I guess this means my long running feud with the
Looniversal Answering Machine is finally over.

No more will I be able to libel or slander or ask
Innocent Questions like, ‘What was the Looniversal
Answering Machine doing in Dallas the same day
JFK was assassinated? (Just asking questions!).’

I guess that means the Looniversal Answering Machine
Wins. And America loses!

So goodbye, Looniversal Answering Machine!

Arthur “Goodbye…” Spitzer