LNH: Evil Villains Roster (Teams)
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THE VILLIANS (Teams)
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NAME:(Group) BROTHERHOOD OF NET.VILLAINS TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY bar...@wkuvx1.bitnet
ADD.NOTES: Most evil, nefarious, group of them all.
*NAME: Amnesia
POWERS: Another plot device come to life. Old foe of OTL.
*NAME: Captain CoreDump
POWERS: Causes Unix C programmers no end of trouble!
*NAME: Color-Error Man
POWERS: Responsible for errors which upset the continuum and caue flame wars.
*NAME: Demented Designer
POWERS: Responsible for new ugly costumes for Rage, Firestar, etc.
Hunted by Stichentyme Man. (another villian)
*NAME: EraserHead
POWERS: Deleting horror of the Looniverse. Elemental force of destruction.
Unknown how Homage domesticated him.
*NAME: Grim 'N Gritty
POWERS: Twin brother and sister who, when they touch, can cause the immediate
area to become more "realistic" and "modernized".
*NAME: Hiatus
POWERS: Able to freeze heroes in place for months at a time.
An attack by him may be followed by use of ReVamp Lass' powers.
*NAME: Hooded Ho`'ood Win II
POWERS: Able to pit hero against hero.
Believed to be an alien or extradimensional experimenter.
Not to be confused w/ the original.
*NAME: LobDell Lad
POWERS: Public enema #1! Leaves out story middles and endings.
Possesses spelling, grammar, and foreign-lang. warping powers.
Former foe of Rebel Yell.
*NAME: Mister Homage (Leader)
POWERS: Mysterious armor-wearing rip-off artist.
Has fought LNH before in some other guise.
*NAME: Plotchopper
POWERS: Enjoys chopping plots midstream. One of the more hated LNH villians.
Seems weakened since reality axis shift to Alt.Comics.LNH.
*NAME: PolyBag Person
POWERS: Responsible for polybags around "collectible" comics.
Formerly Mylar Man, until he was corrupted and fell.
*NAME: Professor Perhap
POWERS: Able to make verbalized questions occur and be answered.
Because his powers may "perhaps" work, he keeps a pack of wild dogs.
*NAME: Repetitive Lad
POWERS: Answer questions on the net that have already been answered.
*NAME: Revamp Lass
POWERS: Causes unpopular heroes to be 'restyled' for a wider audience.
Possible arch-enemy of Lost Cause Boy.
*NAME: RobGoblin
POWERS: Ability to make proportions of a heroes body completely ridiculous.
Has negative effects on their powers.
*NAME: Romantic-Innuendo
POWERS: Chaos-lovin' villian who enjoys pairing up girls and guys.
Powers usually temporary.
*NAME: Rumor Monger
POWERS: Spreads latest rumors.
Foe of OTL since "Cable-is-Nathan-Summers" rumor.
*NAME: X-Intruder
POWERS: Frequently upsets R.A.C.M. readers by posting X-book-related material
to that group. Hounded for this, he turns to a life of crime.
NAME: CasCaders TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: v129...@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
POWERS: Able to spout off one line rhymes for several hours.
ADD.NOTES: Lead by mysterious leader.
Borg-Like people from Alt.CasCade who invade other newsgroups.
Want to conform others into joining them.
NAME:(Group) The Cynical Six TYPE: WC CREATED BY: ku...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
ADD.NOTES: RobGoblin left for the BrotherHood of Net.Villians.
*NAME: Blandman
POWERS: Editor-in-chief of a comic company who has power to stifle all
creative thought and reduce his victims to mundane
characters. Against heroes he inhibits them from using their
powers creatively and reduces them to saying things like
"Hulk Smash".
*NAME: Cynico
POWERS: Ability to place doubt into a hero by commenting on his reasons
for doing something.
Generates cynical bolts and can levitate on his cynical comments.
*NAME: Doctor Ludicrous(Leader)
POWERS: Tentacles of ludicrosity that make an opponents powers,
background, plot, etc. ludicrous
*NAME: Hysterio
POWERS: Make people take interest in (on a hysterical scale) comics that
really suck or stupid crossovers that have been kicked to death.
*NAME: NetVulture
POWERS: Bored student who constantly read e-mail and was transformed into the
NetVulture by a power surge. Ability to damage people's egos,
which is a vital part of a superhero's anatomy.
STATUS: Currently Active
ENEMIES: Any body who wishes to make descent books, art, etc.
NAME: The Dorfs TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Give callously cruel, and usually wrong answers to intelligent posts.
Gives dehumanizing responses to posts by first timers who didn't know
any better
NAME: The Dunce Circle TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Believe that their way is THE WAY and nobody else could be right.
NAME: The Editors TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: To allow storylines to continue on their course.
To edit out a person from a story, and put in another.
NAME:(Group) E.R.N.I.E. - The Evil Regiment of Naughty Inane Editors
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
*NAME: Peter-Out-Son
POWERS: Takes a storyline and warps it into a string of ridicuolous *EVENTS*
*NAME: Euryne
POWERS: Unleashes fan-boyish writers onto a once proud comic traditon,
allowing a story to become merely a bunch of *EVENTS
*NAME: Harrass
POWERS: Evil being that chases good writers off good books to pander to
fan-boy artists.
*NAME: Defacto
POWERS: Pure Evil! The leader of E.R.N.I.E. Thinks he can write like the
creators of the world, but can't. Responsible for flooding the
market with net.clones!
NAME: Frat-Boys TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: v129...@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
POWERS: Able to convert large masses of innocent college students to join
their senseless, elitist band against their age old enemy:
the Intelligencia.
ADD.NOTES: Have been around since the early Greek civilization.
Has huge membership split between several factions.
Leaders never last long (taken out by the BIG I)
ENEMIES: Intelligencia
NAME: Fundamentalist Circle TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Able to leak funds from the comic industry to buy Liefeld's books.
NAME:(Group) LumberJerks TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: v129...@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
ADD.NOTES: Lead by Table
*NAME: Axing Rose
POWERS: Rock-Star wanna-be.
Token Big Man.
Uses a big axe, and sings very ver poorly while fighting.
*NAME: Login Lady
POWERS: Insane lady who talks to her log, who doesn't talk back.
Pounds people in the head with the log.
*NAME: See-Saw
POWERS: Arms are living saws. Needs a straw to eat.
NAME:(Group) Netter Liberation Front TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: v129...@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
*NAME: Girl Next Door(tm)
POWERS: Attracts men of all ages to look at her.
Seems familiar, but you can't place the face.
*NAME: IceHot
POWERS: Either her fire is cold, or her ice is hot.
Genetic defect from an experiment.
*NAME: Lagneto(Leader)
POWERS: Master of Net-Lag.
Able to slow down anyone in the Looniverse.
*NAME: Mistake
POWERS: Able to kinda look like somebody, but can't quite do it.
*NAME: Pylon
POWERS: Token big man. All teams need one of these.
*NAME: Rush_Fan
POWERS: Able to take up lost of posting room with dribble about Rush.
Would rather die than hear anything bad about them.
NAME: WildG.N.A.T.S. TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: v129...@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
POWERS - One member is aparently Hairdo, but the rest haven't
been currently defined.
ADD.NOTES: From Sewage Universe.
ENEMIES: Rebel Yell
NAME: wReamicus Maximus and Acolytes of DFANDOM TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: sl...@cc.usu.edu
POWERS: Time travel and controversy causing abilities.
ADD.NOTES: Live for postings of DVANDOM, force in Looniverse.
NAME: X-Over Men TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: dva...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
POWERS: Able to change form to confuse a already confused audience.
Able to join any cross-over at any time (High potential of overuse)
ADD.NOTES: Servants of the Cross-Over Queen.
NAME:(Group) YoungStuds TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: gu...@hep.physics.mcgill.ca
ADD.NOTES: Led by Table, they seek to kill mutants for sport.
*NAME: Ironcast
POWERS: Iron Man ripoff
*NAME: Rock
POWERS: Thing ripoff
*NAME: Arrow
POWERS: HawkEye ripoff
*NAME: Priest
POWERS: Bishop ripoff
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