Part Thirty Nine of the Alternative Red Dwarf!/Website Information, etcetera.

[Marie Birch]

And Blue Midget's Monitor, had suddenly, gone back, into Flashback Mode,
once again. And, the word: "REPLAY", had appeared, on the screen, as it
had done, the last time. And Blue Midget's Monitor, had started off, in
black and white, once again, and then, it had gone back, into colour,
once again. On the recording, Rimmer could be seen, striding angrily,
down a corridor, on the Dwarf, punching the air.

And, Rimmer, had walked, into the Sleeping quarters, where Lister, could
also, be seen, working on the jigsaw, once again.

The first thing, that Rimmer, had said, to Lister, had been - "Right,
Smeg brain, prepare to die!". And, Lister's response, to that, had been
- "Eh?!". And, Rimmer, had informed Lister - "I found the Letters!"
"What Letters?" Lister had answered him. Rimmer had continued, to argue,
it out, with him - "Don't give me 'What Letters?'". The Letters!" "WHAT
Letters?!". Lister had answered him, with sheer frustration. And Lister,
had insisted, on having, no idea, what Letters, Rimmer had been
referring to - "You went out with Lise Yates too! I found the Letters
she sent you!". "Oh, Smeg!" Lister had answered Rimmer, with complete,
and utter despair.

And at, that point in time, Lister had known, full-well, just exactly,
what Letters, Rimmer had been referring to, and that, there had been, no
getting out, of it, anymore! "All the time she was going out with me,
she must have been seeing you as well, behind my back! And what is more,
to pour salt into the wound, you used to take her to the exact same
places, I used to take her to and do the exact same things!" Lister had
done, his level best, to reassure, Rimmer - "Rimmer, it's not what it
looks like!".

Rimmer had carried on - "That woman is unbelievable! We spent a night in
a Hotel in Southport and made love six times! According to her Letter
you were in the exact same hotel and you made love six times too!"
Lister had pleaded, with him - "Listen..." "Twelve times a night?! What
is wrong with the woman?! She's Sex Mad!" And Rimmer, had seemed, rather
perplexed, by that, which had not, been, all that surprising, really,
when it had actually, come down to it, at the end of the day!

"Listen!" Lister had carried on, pleading, with him - "It's a good job
you were there! If I'd been on my own I'd have been dead within a week!
But it doesn't make sense. I mean, she loved me!" Rimmer had exclaimed,
in a rather sad manner, which had been, most unlike him! Well, thanks to
Lister, Rimmer's rather sad manner, had been, most unlike him!, when all
had been said and done!

"Lister had insisted -"Listen, listen. She wasn't going out with us,
both at the same time!". But Rimmer, had not, been prepared, to take,
any more nonsense, from Lister, at that point in time - "Come on, I've
checked the dates!".

Finally caving in, Lister had reluctantly, informed Rimmer - "She wasn't
going out with you at all!". A surprised Rimmer, had suddenly, answered
- "She... She didn't go out with me at all?!". "No, you've never even
met her!" Lister had insisted.

But Rimmer, had still, not been, convinced, by Lister's answer, at that
point in time - "Is that the best you can do, Lister? That's below
feeble that is!". Lister had soon realised, that he, had had, no choice,
in the matter, but to tell, Rimmer, the truth. And, he had, kindly
informed, Rimmer - "I went down to the Hologram Simulation Suite and I
gave you eight months of my memory!". "What?" Rimmer had answered him,
in total disbelief.

Trying to soften, the blow, Lister had kindly, informed him - "It was a
present!". In a state, of complete shock, and utter disbelief, Rimmer
had asked, Lister, in a very irate manner - "You gave me eight months of
your memory, as a present?!". In his usual, Cherubic and Seraphic
manner, Lister had nodded - "Yeah!".

In a complete and utter trance, Rimmer, had stated, to Lister - "That's
why I was an orphan, even though my parents were alive! That's why I had
my appendix out... twice!". "I thought it was what you needed!" Lister
had answered him, in a rather, serious manner. But Rimmer, had not, been
prepared, to forgive Lister, as easily, as all that, when all had been
said and done! "You've destroyed me, Lister! The woman I loved most in
the whole world didn't love me, she loved you!". And Lister, had done,
his Level best, to plead, with him - "Rimmer, listen! Rimmer, listen!
Rimmer!".

And with that, Rimmer had left, the Sleeping quarters, in a very silent
manner, which Lister, and his Fellow Dwarfers, had been, totally
unaccustomed to, which even, the Fans of Red Dwarf (knowing: Rimmer's
indubitably heartless disposition, only too well, like they do!), or
even, anybody, who is not, necessarily, a Red Dwarf Fan, had been,
totally unaccustomed to, or quite perplexed, by Rimmer's attitude, come
to that!

"Oh Smeg!" Lister had exclaimed. And with that, Lister had gone, and sat
down, at his jigsaw, and he had looked, rather upset, to say the very
least! (And so, he should, have been, in my general opinion! Marie Birch)

And with that, the Cat, had suddenly, woken up, from his main snooze of
the day, on the top bunk, in the Sleeping quarters.

"I told you, you should have bought him a tie!", had been, the Cat's
utterly selfish reply, when all had been said and done!

And with, the sudden exhaustion, of offering Lister, some well-meaning
advice, the Cat had laid, his head, back down, on the top bunk, in the
Sleeping quarters, and he, had soon, gone back, to sleep...

As Lister, had known, Rimmer, well enough, he had gathered, that he
would, have eventually, calmed down, and that, he would have,
eventually, recovered, from the shock, after realising, the
well-meaning: 'prank', that Lister and the Cat, had played on him, had
mainly been, for his own good, when all had been said and done!

And Lister, had also, known full-well, that Rimmer, would have gone, to
a place, where he, would be able, to be alone, to gather, his thoughts,
back together.

And that place, in question, where Rimmer, would be able, to be alone,
to gather, his thoughts, back together, had been:

Red Dwarf's: Observation Dome...

And Rimmer, had been, standing alone, in the Observation Dome, of the
Dwarf, and he, had been, staring into space. And who, could blame him,
when all had been, said and done?! And Lister, had reluctantly, climbed
the stairs, which led up, to the very sophisticated Observation Dome, of
the Dwarf, which I really, do feel, is very ahead, of its time, with
regard, to where, the Special Effects, of the nineteen eighties, of the
last century, had been, concerned, especially where British Science
Fiction, had been, concerned, at the time! And, Red Dwarf, had
officially, been classified, as Classic British Comedy, at the time, and
still is, as far, as I am concerned!

But that said, however, I really, do feel, that Rob Grant and Doug
Naylor, had made, a real difference, with regard, to their Science
Fiction Sitcom: Red Dwarf, especially where: Classic British Comedy, is
concerned, in general!

And, I have got, every intention, of making sure, that the Red Dwarf
Observation Dome, will be used, in my Alternative Red Dwarf Fan Fiction
Set on Red Dwarf Fan Fiction, at a later date, as I really, do love,
those scenes, from: Better Than Life: Episode II, and Thanks For The
Memory: Episode III: Red Dwarf II, between Lister and Rimmer, when all
is said and done!

And, I really, do feel, that the Red Dwarf Observation Dome, should
definitely, have been, used again, in any Future Series, of Red Dwarf,
in general, as I really, do feel, that the Red Dwarf Observation Dome,
had got, and has, still got!, a great deal of potential, especially as,
I had felt, that it, must have cost, a great deal of money, via Grant
Naylor Productions, at the time, to set up, especially, as I really, do
feel, that the Red Dwarf Observation Dome, had looked, very
sophisticated, indeed, and very ahead, of its time, in its day, and
that, it had been, a great waste, that the Red Dwarf Observation Dome,
had never, been used again, for any future Series, of Red Dwarf, when it
had actually, come down to it, at the end of the day!

But that said, however, I have worked, it out, that the Red Dwarf
Observation Dome, could be used, once again, in my Alternative Red Dwarf
Set on Red Dwarf Fan Fiction, albeit, very briefly, of course, one day!

But that said, however, I will definitely, inform anybody, who comes
across, my Alternative Red Dwarf Set On Red Dwarf Fan Ficton, that it,
will definitely be, a very long time, in the future, before I can, even
fit, the Red Dwarf Observation Dome, into my Alternative Red Dwarf Set
on Red Dwarf Fan Ficton, I am afraid!

Well, I daresay, that I will, probably, be able, to fit, the Red Dwarf
Observation Dome, into my Alternative Red Dwarf Set on Red Dwarf Fan
Ficton, in the three hundreth Century, via the pace, that I actually
write, my Alternative Red Dwarf Set on Red Dwarf Fan Ficton, when it
actually comes down to it, at the end of the day!

And Lister, had joined, Rimmer, on the platform, of the Red Dwarf
Observation Dome, and he, had looked, very perturbed, indeed, about
what, he had done, to Rimmer. (And, so he should, have been, in my
general opinion! Why, I reckon, that Lister, should, have been, utterly
ashamed, of himself, for what, he had done, to Rimmer, when all had been
said and done! Marie Birch)

And Lister, had done, his level best, to reassure, Rimmer - "Come on,
Rimmer, you've experienced love. It made you more confident, more
secure!". But Rimmer, was still not, having, any of it, at that, point
in time! "It didn't happen. I never even met her!" Lister had carried on
- "It did happen! I mean, you fell in love with her in a way I never
did! She's yours now and nothing can take her away from you!".

In an utterly, disgusted manner, Rimmer had kindly informed, Lister -
"That time she stuck her tongue down my ear! It wasn't my ear at all --
it was your ear! The woman I loved most in the whole world had her
tongue down your ear! The most romantic thing I've ever had down my ear
is a Johnson's baby bud!". And Lister, had nodded, at Rimmer's
statement, with extreme, Cherubic and Seraphic guiltiness!

But that said, however, Lister had definitely, not been, prepared, to
give up, as easily, as all that, on Rimmer's dark mood! "Come on, as far
as you're concerned you had a love affair, right? Which was wonderful,
yeah? And for some reason that you can't understand, it all went
hideously wrong! Well, so what? Join the club, bucko! It's just you, me,
and everybody else in the world!". "I don't want to feel like this
anymore!" Rimmer had argued, his point, with Lister. "So, so you're in
pain, yeah? I know, but Rimmer, if you go through life without feeling,
if you go through life never experiencing pain, you're no better than a
jellyfish! You're no better than a Bank Manager!".

Unfortunately however, Rimmer, had not, been having, any of it, at that
point in time! And, Rimmer had insisted, to Lister - "I don't want this
feeling any more. I want my own memory back!" Finally admitting defeat,
Lister had done, his level best, to reassure, Rimmer - "OK, OK, OK. I'll
erase the last four days! The incident will never have happened!".

Unfortunately however, Rimmer had contunued, to argue, it out, with him,
once again - "But you'll know about it!". And Lister, had done, his
level best, to reassure, Rimmer, once again - "Well I'll erase my memory
from Sunday too!". "And the Cat's and Holly's?!" Rimmer had persisted,
with his quest, to get, everything, back to normal, no matter, what the
cost, to him, or everybody else, come to that! "Fine, if they agree"
Lister had answered him. " And what about the black box?" Rimmer had
asked him. Lister had sighed - "I'll destroy it". "It's indestructible!"
Rimmer had insisted. "OK, I'll shoot it off into space" Lister had done,
his level best, to reassure, Rimmer, once again!

Unfortunately however, Rimmer had started, to panic, somewhat - "Someone
might find it!". "OK, OK. We'll bury it. We'll bury it on some planet,
yeah?" Lister had finally, reassured him.

And the Boyz from the Dwarf, had all, gone back, to the barren Planet's
Moon (which had been, far too insignificant, for me, to give, a real
description of, in this Alternative Red Dwarf Fan Fiction, of mine!
Marie Birch), where they had all, originally celebrated: 'Rimmer's
Deathday!'.

And, the same bleak landscape, as before, had appeared, once again. And,
the Black Box, which had originally, caused all, of the trouble, in the
first place, had been buried, in its shallow Grave. And, Rimmer, had
watched, as Lister and the Cat, had carried, a large Grave Stone, on a
Monitor, from where, he had been, situated, on Blue Midget.

"I'm going to drop it, I'm going to drop it! Put it down man, put it
down!" Lister had suddenly, panicked. And Lister and the Cat, had
suddenly dropped, the Grave Stone, quite heavily. "Why does he want a
Grave Stone?", the Cat had asked Lister. "He said he just wanted
something somewhere. So it didn't, like, disappear", Lister had answered
the Cat.

And, Lister and the Cat, had picked up, the Grave Stone, once again, and
they, had managed, to carry it on, for a while. And, the Crater, it had
left behind, had looked, rather like a Gigantic Footprint. And, after a
short time, Lister and the Cat, had dropped, the Grave Stone, once
again. And this time, the Grave Stone, had landed, on their feet!

"Aaaagggghh! My foot! I've broken my foot! It's broken!" Lister had
exclaimed, in quite, some agony, somewhat! "Help me find my toes!", the
Cat, had also, exclaimed, in quite, some agony, somewhat!

In the end, however, the Boyz from the Dwarf, had eventually, made their
way back, to Red Dwarf, via Blue Midget, even though, it had been, a
bit, of a struggle, for them, all, somewhat, which had not, been, all
that surprising, really, when it had actually come down to it, at the
end of the day!

We are still, in Flashback Mode, via Blue Midget's Monitor. In the
Sleeping quarters, Rimmer could be seen, lying on his bunk. And, it had
definitely looked like, Rimmer had had his memory erased, via the
Computer system, which is situated, in the Hologram Simutation Suite, on
the Dwarf, for once and for all, for what, it had been worth, when all
had been said and done!

And Lister and the Cat, had entered, the Sleeping Quarters. And, they
could both, be seen, limping with their broken legs, in plaster. And
Lister, had looked, very tired, indeed, which had not, been, all that
surprising, really, when it had actually come down to it, at the end of
the day!

"OK, that's it" Lister had stated. And with that, he had picked up, his
Diary, and he had, torn out, some pages, from it. "Let's go and erase
our memories" Lister had finally stated, to the Cat, in a very firm manner.

And with that, Lister and the Cat, had exited, out of the Sleeping
quarters. And, it had definitely, looked like, they had been, heading
off, to the Hologram Simulation Suite, on the Dwarf, to get, their
memories, erased, via the Computer system, which is situated there, for
once and for all, for what, it had been worth, when all had been said
and done!

And just before, Lister and the Cat, had limped out, of the Sleeping
quarters, so that, they could, head off, to the Hologram Simulation
Suite, on the Dwarf, to get, their memories, erased, via the Computer
system, which is situated there, for once and for all, for what, it had
been worth, when all had been said and done!

And with that, Lister had finally stopped, and he had, put the final
piece, into his unfinished jigsaw. The jigsaw photograph, is of: Red
Dwarf, in space....

And now, that a completely knackered up, Lister has met up, with a very
disorientated Kryten, and an utterly shattered Cat, and who are, all now
fully aware, of exactly just what, is their position, with Holly, in the
Science Room, with regard, to their present situation, on the Dwarf,
where their route, back to Earth, is concerned. Will they have the
misfortune, to encounter, the evil Gelf's, of unknown origins, that had
been, in residence, on the Dwarf, about two hundred years previously,
before they can even reach, the ice Blue Moon (which will take them, the
best part of a week, to reach!), that they have got to orbit, for the
best part of a week, before they can even set off, for their brand new
destination: The Andromeda Galaxy, is concerned? They could not be, that
unlucky, could they?! Surely not?!

And, now that we are also fully aware, of what has happened, where
Rimmer's whereabouts, are concerned. Will Holly be able to resolve, the
problem, that is affecting his Light Bee, where restoring him, is
concerned, over the next forty eight hours, if she wants to restore him,
that is?!

And, will Lister be able, to give poor Kryten, the re-charging time of
ten hours, via his maxi-recharging unit, in his Sleeping quarters, that
is absolutely essential, to enable him, to perform his duties,
adequately and sufficiently enough, on the Dwarf, one hundred percent,
before the Cat gets his hands, on him, to clean his Sleeping quarters
out, before he can get around, to getting the Skutters, to do all, of
the repairs, that are absolutely necessary, to the roof, of the
corridor, and clean up, the corridor, by Lister and Rimmer's Sleeping
quarters, as well, as sprucing up, Lister and Rimmer's Sleeping quarters?!

And now, that we have discovered, that our perky pal, Talkie Toaster,
has finally stopped functioning, after keeping Holly company, for the
best part of four hundred and four years, will Kryten, ever be able to
repair him, after he is up and running, again?! Or do we really want,
Talkie Toaster, up and running again, especially if he is going, to make
constant demands, of the Boyz of the Dwarf, to eat, a lot of bread
related products, in the near future?!

And now, that Lister, has finally managed, to get a good nights sleep,
just exactly, what the Bloody Hell, is the significance, and exact
relevance, of all of the dreams, that he is having, with regard, to all
of the women, that he had ever been with, over the years, especially
with regard, to Lister's ex-girlfriend: Lise Yates, who had suddenly,
become Rimmer's ex-girlfriend, albeit, only on a temporary basis (and in
quite, some very suspicious circumstances, indeed, especially, via sheer
irresponsible, and well-meant, Cherubic and Seraphic mischief,
especially, where Lister and the Cat, had been concerned!), and the
Black Box, that had been located, on the Planet's Moon, where they had
originally celebrated, Rimmer's: Deathday?! And, come to think of it,
just exactly, what have the connections, with Rimmer's short-lived: Long
Lost Love interest: Yvonne McGruder, and the late Dr Hildegarde
Lanstrom, at the Scientific Research Centre, on the barren planet, and
the Luck and the Sexual Magnetism viruses, have got to do, with all of
this?!

And is there a possibility, that Lister, will not come to blows, with
the Cat, before they set off, for Earth, once again?!

And exactly, just what, is the significance of the long silver space
ship, especially, where the radio signal, and those two large silver
coffins, are concerned?!

Find out all this and more, in the next exciting instalment of:

The Alternative Red Dwarf!

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the Dwarf, is now available, for viewing, or downloading, at:

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Red Dwarf - The Official Website.
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My Unofficial Craig Charles Website.
My Unofficial Captain Butler Website.
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My Xanadu Red Dwarf Discussion and Fan Fiction Yahoo! Groups Message Board.
Future Red Dwarf Projects.
The Unofficial Xanadu Red Dwarf Favourite Episode Guide Website, has
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The Unofficial Xanadu Red Dwarf Fact File Website.
A Review of the Film: Xanadu, and the Lyrics for the Theme, of the Film:
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A Review of the Red Dwarf VII Extended Episodes: Tikka To Ride, and
Ouroboros, and Duct Soup, and Possible unedited material, for Red Dwarf
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A Review of the Red Dwarf VIII Episodes: Back in the Red I to III!

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A Review of Red Dwarf VII
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http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/barryevans.htm

For those of you, who are interested, in my Unofficial Doctor Series
Website, the Web Reference is:

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/thedoctorserieswebsite.htm

I am also, in the process, of working, on a Review, of the very First
Episode, of the Doctor Series: Why Do You Want To Be A Doctor?, and a
Review, of Doctor In The House: Those Wonderful TV Times Review, which
had featured, the very First Episode, of the Doctor Series: Why Do You
Want To Be A Doctor?

For those of you, who are interested, in my Unofficial Mind Your
Language Website, the Web Reference is:

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/themindyourlanguagewebsite.htm

I am also, in the process, of working, on a Review, of the very First
Episode, of Mind Your Language: The First Lesson.

Recently added to my Unofficial Barry Evans Website:

A Barry Evans Career Profile Website.
The Barry Evans Yahoo! Groups Message Board.
The Under The Doctor: aka: The Way You Smile (1976) Review Website.

Recently added to my Unofficial Doctor Series Website:

The Doctor In The House Episode Guide Website.
The Doctor On The Go Episode Guide Website.

And, the Doctor Series Episode Guide and Cast List, has finally, been
updated, with the Episode Guide and Cast List, for Doctor at the Top!

With regard, to my Episode Reviews, of The Doctor Series, and Mind Your
Language, I am afraid, that they are incomplete, at this point in time,
which is due, to time constraints. But they are available, for viewing,
or downloading, via the appropriate Websites, above, and they will
always be, permanently available, for that purpose! And when, my Episode
Reviews, of The Doctor Series, and Mind Your Language, are
complete, it will be my intention, to notify, the various Newsgroups,
to whom, they have been posted to!

But in the meantime however, I sincerely apologise, for any delays,
caused, with regard, to my not, sorting out, my Episode Reviews, of The
Doctor Series, and Mind Your Language. And my special thanks, do go out,
to everybody concerned, on the alt.comedy.british newsgroup, who are
interested, in my Unofficial Barry Evans Website, and my Doctor Series
Website, and my Mind Your Language Website, anyway! And, it is always
nice to know, that there, is more, than enough interest, to make it,
more than, worth my while, to keep, my Unofficial Barry Evans Website,
and my Doctor Series Website, and my Mind Your Language Website, going!
Thank you!

And, at this point in time, I have set up, some Episode Guide Websites,
via my Unofficial Doctor Series Website, which so far, have covered, the
very First Series, of Doctor In The House, and for, every single,
Episode, of Doctor On The Go, which are not, as nearly, as time
consuming, to set up, and sort out, as my Reviews, of every single,
Episode, of the Doctor Series, anyhow!

And therefore, I sincerely hope, that for all Fans, of the Doctor
Series, and Mind Your Language, then at the very least, I have always,
got something, with regard, to my Episode Guides of Doctor In The House
and Doctor On The Go, and Mind Your Language (I have not, actually got
around, to sorting out, an Episode Guide, for Mind Your Language, at
this point in time!), which I really, do feel, will definitely, give
all, of the Fans, of the Doctor Series, and Mind Your Language,
something, to keep, them going, for quite, a long time, where my
Unofficial Doctor Series Website, and my Mind Your Language Website (I
have not, actually got around, to sorting out, an Episode Guide, for
Mind Your Language, at this point in time!), are concerned, anyhow!

More recently, on my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic British
Comedy Website, you may be interested, to know, that, there are also,
Web Links, set up, for my Unofficial Maid Marian and Her Merry Men
Website, and my Unofficial Men From The Ministry Website.

For those of you, who are interested, in my Unofficial Maid Marian and
Her Merry Men Website, the Web Reference is:

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/maidmarianandhermerrymen.htm

For those of you, who are interested, in my Unofficial Men From The
Ministy Website, the Web Reference is:

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/themenfromtheministry.htm

And, for those of you who are interested, in my Lynne Guy's General
Information and Classic British Comedy Websites, the Web References, are:

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/index.htm

http://www.viola123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/index2.htm

On my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic British Comedy
Websites, you will find, Web Links, set up for:

Our Astronomy Website.
The Jess Picture Gallery and Information Website.
The Cats Protection League Headquarters Website.
The Unofficial Maid Marian and Her Merry Men Website.
The College Of Adult Education in Wolverhampton Website.
The I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again Website.
The Unofficial Men From The Ministry Website
Wildlife Park Kirkcudbright Website.
Kevin Blake's: Puzlebox Hobbies and Puzzlebox Business Websites.
The Official Website Of The British Monarchy.

Recently added, to my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic
British Comedy Website, you can find a Website, which informs you, all
about me: Marie Birch!

Recently added, to my Lynne Guy's General Information and Classic
British Comedy Websites:

A Message of Sympathy for the Families of the Victims and the
Firefighters, who lost their lives, via the attacks, on The World Trade
Centre and The Pentagon, in the United States of America.

That's All For Now, Folks!




Marie Birch
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