Does anyone recall such a Dilbert, maybe from a few years ago?
Thanks, Jerry
Here ya' go:
<http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/1995-06-25/>
1995-06-25 {C} (casual 65) (treasury00 30a{C}) (gives 111b{C})
(sociopath 96{C}) (dressed 65)
[PHB, Alice, Dilbert]
@DSI -- Synopsis: The Boss overloads Alice with work, so she can't
complete any of her projects. Subject: Management @
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PHB: TAKE CARE OF THIS, ALICE.
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Alice: "TAKE CARE OF THIS"? THIS WOULD DOUBLE MY WORKLOAD.
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Alice: I'VE ALREADY GOT SO MANY PROJECTS THAT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
USEFUL WITH ANY OF THEM.
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Alice: BUT IF SUCCESS IS IMPOSSIBLE THEN... I'M... FREE.
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Alice: FREE! FREE! HA HA HA HA HA
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Alice: THE RESULT WILL BE THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT I DO! *MUSIC*
*MUSIC* YES YES YES *MUSIC*
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Alice: HONK HONK!
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PHB: MOVING ALONG... WE NEED TO INVENTORY OUR OFFICE EQUIPMENT.
Dilbert: SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR ALICE.
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Tad