Some Witticisms- by Seung Bum Kim

[Crazy Wax3]

I used to enjoy a moist Towel until my mind got in the Way.. Damon is
so Full of Shit, his Eyes are Brown..Eastwood is scrubbing his eyes so
hard that it's completely marble White..Just in Time for Halloween.
Damon is a Reasonable Man..but he's a jackAss in the Process. The
most effective means of quelling the burdens of conscience is thru a
latex Glove..I used to enjoy the Theatre of the Mind Until the Price
of tickets went Up..Roeper is a Reasonable Man..but a jackAss in the
Process. He who speaks of himself as Multitudes.. Is Least likely to
Be Of multitudes. A man slaps a woman around since he was Hooked on
Order. Russell Brand is pretty funny.. Can I shit on Ur Face?
Masters Broke his Own Rules. To defeat him young women used the
desklamp as a weapon.. this is the Price for not getting an
Education. All his theories were Proven false. Get your education
from the Right source.. Damon's recent optimism is alarming..his dick
bounced up and down..his balls swoosh from side to side..these days
his balls even sing and dance. *woman slaps his balls around* *slap
slap*.. Firth is recently getting neurosis due to looking frantically
for a book with the cure for neurosis. Jesse's last resort is to star
in Clive Barker's new horror-scifi..that oughta scare the Living shit
outta ya..Masters likes his steak Breathing..three temperatures to
cooking 1)rare 2)medium 3)breathing.. I like my steak
breathing..otherwise, i'd be saving his life..tastes like God. It was
said Firth was born with a glass of wine in his left hand..Quentin
continues on with his effort to do Liberace jacking off on his
piano..if Time is the Father of the Sciences, break open Parts to a
clock..and make a Penis out of it. O'Reilly is still stuck on
isms..but he makes the Best STickman arguments..O'Reilly jumps at you
from the Pits of Hell with One Eye, saying, Boo!

Some Witticisms- by Seung Bum Kim