Re: In Case You Missed It

[Will Dockery]

"Hell Stomper" <stardu...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> ROMNEY: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
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> OBAMA: 'Tis but a scratch.
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> ROMNEY: A scratch? Your arm's off!
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> OBAMA: No, it isn't.
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> ROMNEY: Well, what's that then?
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> OBAMA: I've had worse.
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> ROMNEY: You liar!
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> OBAMA: Come on you pansy!
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> ROMNEY: Victory is mine! We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy-
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> OBAMA: HAH!! Come on then.
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> ROMNEY: What?
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> OBAMA: Have at you!
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> ROMNEY: You are indeed brave, Mr. President, but the fight is mine.
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> OBAMA: Oh, had enough, eh?
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> ROMNEY: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
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> OBAMA: Yes I have.
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> ROMNEY: Look!
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> OBAMA: Just a flesh wound.
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> ROMNEY: Look, stop that.
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> OBAMA: Chicken! Chicken!
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> ROMNEY: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
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> OBAMA: Right, I'll do you for that!
> Here's a transcript of the debate:
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> ROMNEY: You'll what?
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> OBAMA: Come 'ere!
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> ROMNEY: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
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> OBAMA: I'm invincible!
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> ROMNEY: You're a loony.
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> OBAMA: Barack Obama always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then...
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> [ROMNEY chops OBAMA's other leg off]
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> OBAMA: All right. We'll call it a draw.

Heh... I miss the days of National Lampoon's heyday...