Re: Open Auditions Being Held For A New Chafey-Love-Interest
Colonel Jake
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
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:
: Must look good (at the very least),
: Under The Water, and, Look,
: Pleasing Enough, Above
: The Water. Must, also,
: be single or not care
: a speck about your
: husband. You must
: be highly-intelligent
: and artistically tasteful
: but NOT fickle!!
: No more fickle
: ones, this time,
: PLEASE!!
:
:
: So, give Me your best shot, here, in
: this thread. All comments
: welcome, even from
: non-auditioners
: (since I am not
: sure who will be
: brave enough
: to actually
: audition
: here,
: LIVE, to
: begin with).
:
:
: Thank You and God Bless You All,
: You Fuck Face Fuckers!!
:
:
: Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
: Chafey....AKA....Davey
: Copyright 2009
:
Colonel Jake
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:
: Awwww, that's cute, Kernel Corny, how
: you added that homosexual group
: so all your ultra-close bosom
:
There not my friends!,
"You're teh one?!?!?! (Chafey),...., who called them out!!!..."
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<> : Thank You and God Bless You All,
<> : You Fuck Face Fuckers!!
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<most appropiate froups, restored:>
:
: friends could enjoy
: this thread of
: mine, along
: with you.
:
:
: God Bless You, Baby!!
:
:
: But, seriously, dude, you conveniently
: overlooked My follow-up post,
: you goober boob, YOU!!
:
Who fault is that! (SToOPID Chafey-FUCK),
"You 'PRoOF-EDIT' every FUCKING-PoAST you write!!!,....,
and now you expect me to know?!?!?!,....,
it was just an followup!!!..."
*DUMBAZZ-MoTHERFUCKER*
:
: Couldn't you have at least
: added an "18-to-44 year
: old female models
: who are looking
: for work and//or
: romance"
: newsgroup
: of some kind
: for Me,
: dude!!
:
I thought about it!,
"But after seeing you poast, 'fuck face fuckers!!!,' ....,
I figured you wanted them 'fuck face fuckers?!?!?!,' ....,
toO, 'FUCK YoUR FACE!!!.' .."
:
: Sheesh.
:
*all I can say Chafey*
Then you better go back? (alt.politics.homosexual),
"And tell them fuck face fuckers?!?!?! (as you call them),....,
that your lips, are sealed!!!..."
:
: Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
: Chafey....AKA....Davey<SLAP>
: Copyright 2009
:
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Colonel Jake
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: > Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
: > <sing-so...@webtv.net> of alt.comedy.standup
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: > :
: > : Awwww, that's cute, Kernel Corny, how
: > : you added that homosexual group
: > : so all your ultra-close bosom
: > :
: >
: > There not my friends!,
: > "You're teh one?!?!?! (Chafey),...., who called them out!!!..."
: >
: > Message ID: <news:23741-4A4...@storefull-3252.bay.webtv.net>
: > <> :
: > <> :
: > <> : Thank You and God Bless You All,
: > <> : You Fuck Face Fuckers!!
: > <> :
: > <>
: >
: > <most appropiate froups, restored:>
: >
: > :
: > : friends could enjoy
: > : this thread of
: > : mine, along
: > : with you.
: > :
: > :
: > : God Bless You, Baby!!
: > :
: > :
: > : But, seriously, dude, you conveniently
: > : overlooked My follow-up post,
: > : you goober boob, YOU!!
: > :
: >
: > Who's fault is that! (SToOPID Chafey-FUCK),
: > :
: >
:
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:
: Hi my name is Rena. Can we meet for coffee?
:
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I suppose? ("fro"),
"You're gonna' get that cup of coffee?!?!?!,....,
out of her famine-plagued coffee-coloured-teats?!?!?!..."
(then lick her azzhole and whatever else she gotz dripping)
*of course? only after Chafey does her first*
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: Jeffro "pensandpad" Jewett of alt.comedy.standup
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Colonel Jake
Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
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<> Subject: Open Auditions Being Held For A New Chafey-Love-Interest
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<> Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!
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<> : Thank You and God Bless You All,
<> : You Fuck Face Fuckers!!
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<> :
<> : Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
<> : Chafey....AKA....Davey
<> : Copyright 2009
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: See, Kernel Corny,<SLAP>
: you've got gayness on the brain.
:
Thats where?,
"You're wrong Chafey!!! (YoU FaG-MAGGoT-MoTHERFUCKER)..."
:
: Why does 'fuck face fuckers'
: make you think of gay
: guys!?
:
I dont! (Chafey boi),
"I dont think that 'fuck face fuckers?!?!?!,' ....,
are all gay!!! (only teh ones that fuck face guys)..."
(like you Chafey - "Hello! I Am Chafey Narquois Barbeau!")
*talk about having a gay? FUCKING nym*
(Thats for GoDDAMNED sure)
I seen my portion?,
"Of hetero-sexual porn in my days!!!,...., and there was
lots of CoCK-SUCKING-BITCHES, where teh 'fuck face fuckers'
would be FUCKING them BITCHES in teh face!!!..."
And since you? (Chafey),
"Mentioned above, calling for 'fuck face fuckers!!! (see
your Original poast above (teh one to be used as a
referrence),' ...., and it most definitely loOks to me like,
you want to get FUCKED in teh face by those?!?!?!,....,
'fuck face fuckers!!! (its just plain evident).' .."
(YoU GoDDAMNED-FaG-MAGGoT-MoTHERFUCKER)
:
: YOU<SLAP>
: hear that and YOU immediately think
: of a dick in your mouth.<SLAP>
:
Read my last paragraph!,
"I immediately thought about you!!! (Chafey),....,
having a mouth full of CoCK!!! (FaG-MAGGoT-MoTHERFUCKER)..."
(not my mouth, but in your mouth! Chafey boi MoTHERFUCKER)
:
: Where, I, think of MY
: DICK in a chick's mouth!!
: The 'fuck face fuckers'
: can mean the chicks,
: dude.
:
Sorry! (Chafey),
"But everyone knows that 'fuckers!!!,' ....,
have CoCKS!!!,...., and everyone knows that
'fuck face fuckers,' are guys getting ready toO?!?!?!,....,
'FUCK some face!!! (YoU FaG-MAGGoT-MoTHERFUCKER).' .."
(whether its an BITCHES face, or an Chafey's face)
:
: But, seriously, I didn't even mean
: that part in a truly sexual way.
: I was just being silly, with the
: 'God Bless' and then that.
:
Oh yeah! (Chafey),
"Just like President Clinton?!?!?!,...., teh President was
FUCKING Monica's face, and he even toOk an oath?!?!?!,....,
declaring that he didnt have, 'sexual relations!!!.' .."
*can you feel teh irony now? Chafey*
:
: That was just to the general
: reading audience, as an
: extra bit of silliness.
:
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(for teh general reading audience to decide)
Well then? (Chafey boi),
"Maybe you can poast an reply?!?!?!,....,
to alt.politics.homosexual, and explain to them that your
lips are sealed and also that you really didnt mean it!!!..."
Tell them? (Chafey boi),
That you were really loOking for?!?!?!,....,
some 'suck face bitches,' instead!!!..."
You never know? (Chafey boi),
"You might get lucky, and score on something?!?!?!,....,
that even loOks or tries to loOk, like an 'BITCH!!!.' .."
(YoU GoDDAMNED-FaG-MAGGoT-MoTHERFUCKER)
:
: Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,<not mine FaG-MAGGoT-MoTHERFUCKER <SLAP>>
: Chafey....AKA....Davey<SLAP>
: Copyright 2009
:
<from Teh BoOk of Colonel Jake'ster>
Colonel Jake 3:1 - "Thats for GoDDAMNED sure!!!..."
"The Honest One"
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> : YOU<SLAP>
> : hear that and YOU immediately think
> : of a dick in your mouth.<SLAP>
>
> a Big Black Dong!
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> colon Jerk "The Missing Link"
Atta-Boi Monkey-Boi !!
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